Another Year

The damned WITCH HUNT!!! STOLD TWO WHOLE YEARS and I DEMAND THEM BACK!!!
I got NOTHING ACCOMPLISHED due to that VICIOUS ATTACK!!!
Mueller and his motley crew took BOTH those years from ME
MY “term” should be EXTENDED to undo such INFAMY
It’s only fair to let ME stay “in office” TWO YEARS MORE
By then I’ll think of other YEARS I’m OWED as an “encore”!!!

To become “President for Life” TWO YEARS is a GOOD start
A way to keep ripping “democracy’s” fabric apart
And to set the ONE “precedent” I WILL EVER “respect”
The start of MY receipt of  ALL the YEARS that I can get
The WITCH HUNT!!! is good for TWO YEARS, but I WILL need LOTS MORE
To NEVER have to face again “elections” I deplore.

So EACH TIME someone “offends” ME I’ll DEMAND ONE MORE YEAR!!!
And since I get Pissed Off EACH DAY MY life-long reign is clear
I’ll remain “President” FOREVER thanks to MY Great “Genes”
I have the healthy “constitution”, now I’ve found the means!!!
Bring on your “offenses”, WITCH HUNTERS!!!, and EACH I’ll parlay
Into ANOTHER YEAR “added” onto MY Life-long stay!!!

6 May 2019

Trump: 2 years of my term were ‘stollen’
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/05/trump-term-mueller-1302643

Trump says first 2 years of his presidency were stolen, retweets call to extend his term
https://www.axios.com/trump-call-to-extend-term-2-years-for-time-stolen-bcfb61a7-c521-47ed-9406-7aee46e523b1.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/two-more-years-trumps-retweet-sets-off-a-furor-over-the-idea-of-bonus-time/2019/05/06/4bf102c0-7018-11e9-9eb4-0828f5389013_story.html