Local Links

It’s ONLY cost a $120,000,000 lousy bucks
To support MY golf habit and ensure I got MY yucks
Besides “taxpayers” paid for it so things for ME went fine
Each time I played a “round” it did NOT cost ME one thin dime
That is the ONLY thing I like about this “job” I HATE
FREE golf followed by dinner at the 19th Hole is Great.

After I WON I did NOT “know” what the hell I should do
It’s NOT like I “expected” ALL those Russians to come through
But once they did I ended up inside this White House Dump
There weren’t even Gold Toilet Seats to support MY fat rump
I brought in TVs by the TON and Golden Thrones galore
They made it “feel” better but it still needed something MORE.

It’s NOT MY fault it costs SO MUCH to fly me to golf links
They would NOT let me build one on MY White House lawn!!! That STINKS!!!
I asked them to remove ALL “structures” two miles around
If they’d removed those “monuments” I’d have built SACRED GROUND
Right outside MY “Oval Office” I’d have placed First Tee
If they’d listened NOBODY would pay now to transport ME.

After MY Re-election I WILL NOT need to DEMAND
Land Clearance around this Dump like the First time “round I planned
I’ll simply call in Bulldozers to knock “monuments” down
NO ONE by then WILL be ALLOWED to “complain” in MY town
If they do they WILL learn hard lessons about TYRANNY
MY SECOND Great Election WILL MY golf course to ME.

24 May 2019

Donald Trump's golf habit has cost American taxpayers $100 million
https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2019/5/22/1859609/-Donald-Trump-cost-American-taxpayers-over-100-million-just-playing-golf?detail=facebook