Hurricane Relief

A LOT of “House” Republicans have Voted AGAINST ME!!!
I ORDERED them to Veto “aid” by personal decree
I said DENY “disaster relief” to sh*thole “islands”
DO NOT send DOLLARS OVERSEAS to Spics who are’t MY fans
ALL MONEY should be held back home to help MY fine WHITE Base
They’re suffering from storms encountered at a RECORD pace.

MY Base needs RELIEF MONEY, OK??? Trailer Homes aren’t cheap!!!
Especially when they are parked in water 10 feet deep!!!
Who Cares if POUR-TOE-REEK-KOE got hit by some “Hurricane”???
THEY built their “island” in its way so THEM ALONE I blame
MY Base, by contrast, was living its fine, God-Fearing life
When stormy waters came to town and caused Tremendous strife.

MY Base needs MONEY right away to HELP them dry things out
So “NO MORE HELP for POUR-TOE-REEK-CANS” was MY ANGRY shout
But those god-damned Republicans joined EVIL DEMONcrats
To DISOBEY MY DIRECT ORDERS!!! It’s like herding cats!!!
One day they kiss MY Ass and the next they’re DEFYING ME!!!
Like POUR-TOE-REEK-KOE they deserve to sink under the sea.

I could send MY Nuke Missiles in and sink that “island” down
But how can I eliminate EACH Republican clown???
It might be worth it to blow up those LOYAL on the Hill
To get those on BOTH sides who REFUSE to bow to MY WILL
I DON’T NEED “Congress”, to IGNORE them EVERY day I try
Why not cause MY OWN “HURRICANE” by letting Missiles fly???

10 May 2019

Trump urges Republicans to vote against disaster relief bill
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-urges-republicans-to-vote-against-disaster-relief-bill/2019/05/10/defc4f8e-7315-11e9-9eb4-0828f5389013_story.html