Crisis Management

I’ve summoned Pompous Pompeo back home from overseas
To help ME FIGHT against Iran and bring it to its knees
And also ATTACK Venezuela, China, Rocket Man
And any other so-called “country” to prove I’m a MAN
It’s time for WAR, Amerika, I NEED one for DIVERSION
And if I can get FOUR going at once I’ve NO aversion.

Although WITCH HUNTs are over now and have PROVED NO COLLUSION!!!
The DEMONcrats are STILL ATTACKING ME based on ILLUSION
So to “distract” them from upcoming “Crises” they are claiming
A WAR or two or three or four is the NEW game I’m playing
There WON’T be ANY time for “Constitutional Crisis”
With FOUR WARS raging NOBODY WILL care about MY mess.

MY Base WILL keep supporting ME through ALL WARS I observe
Despite their loss of sons and daughters who as MY troops serve
They’ll be glad that I STOOD MY GROUND and ATTACKED EVERY FOE
And through WARS I delivered “Crisis” talk its FATAL blow
I WILL keep DEMONcrats too busy to care what I’ve DONE
By keeping them ENRAGED about EACH NEW WAR I’ve begun.

9 May 2019

Pompeo cuts short European visit to return early to Washington: U.S. State Department
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-pompeo-greenland-idUSKCN1SF0C2

Chances of war with Iran are rising. And Donald Trump is to blame
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/may/09/donald-trump-iran-nuclear-deal-blame