Wind Cancer

AS ALL KNOW “wind turbines” cause CANCER!!! They “organs” ATTACK!!!
Conspiracy Theorists agree that is PROVEN FACT!!!
Especially those built offshore MY “Scottish” Golf Estate
Where Golfers Rich enough to play should NOT meet such a fate
I tried to get those “windmills” STOPPED but “Scots” did NOT agree
That’s why I’m now ATTACKING them throughout MY Whole Counrty!!!

ALL ALSO KNOW that “wind turbines” can NEVER “hold a charge”
As I revealed three poems ago (and praised “Fossil Fuels” large)
With “wind power” your TV set WILL soon go “on the blink”
Keep “writing” “checks” to Oil/Coal because “Wind Powers” STINK
There’s PLENTY of Coal “underground” and Oil right offshore
Unlike “windmills” Big Oil Rigs in “oceans” I adore!!!

BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL GET CANCER!!! if  “wind power” increases!!!
So I’m “emolumenting” Hell out of Great offshore leases
They’re a KEY part of MY Tremendous soon-to-come “Health Plan”
That I intend to push after MY next “election” scam
I NEVER pushed to “END OBAMACARE!!! ‘ere 2020
But after I WIN WIND CANCER!!! should provide “Ammo” PLENTY!!!

3 April 2019

With cancer claim, Trump’s opposition to wind power reaches new level
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/cancer-claim-trumps-opposition-wind-power-reaches-new-level

On Tuesday, Trump claimed wind turbines cause cancer. Today, 19 senators urged more federal funding for them.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/on-tuesday-trump-claimed-wind-turbines-cause-cancer-today-19-senators-urged-more-federal-funding-for-them/2019/04/03/69586406-561f-11e9-814f-e2f46684196e_story.html

Here's why Donald Trump claimed windmill noise causes cancer
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/heres-donald-trump-claimed-windmill-14231881

Trump's Goons Now Forced to Say They Have No Idea Whether Wind Turbines Cause Cancer
https://gizmodo.com/trumps-goons-now-forced-to-say-they-have-no-idea-whethe-1833795153

Colbert Roasts Trump’s Insane ‘Windmills Cause Cancer’ Rant
https://www.thedailybeast.com/colbert-roasts-trumps-insane-windmills-cause-cancer-rant?via=rss

Trump claims he was never pushing for a health care vote before 2020 elections
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/04/03/trump-healthcare-vote-2020-1251657