No Celebrities

NOT ONE SINGLE CELEBRITY showed up to WORSHIP ME
The World’s Greatest CELEBRITY that they will EVER see!!!
It would have cost them ONLY $15,000 to partake
And for a lousy 35 more MY hand they could shake
A place at MY “round table” for 150 went dirt cheap
We would have “discussed” SOMETHING which NO DOUBT would have been NEAT.

It was in SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, so why the ”no-shows”???
That place is PACKED with MOVIE STARS!!! To get NONE REALLY BLOWS!!!
NOT ONE even “semi” CELEBRITY gave 15 grand!!!
That’s chump-change!!! They spend MORE to get their sweaty hot brows fanned!!!
I do NOT “understand” why NO ONE “important” appeared
Maybe I’m LOSING “charisma” MUCH faster than I feared!!!

I’ll have to scream FAKE NEWS!!! again and claim Great VICTORY!!!
TWENTY THOUSAND!!! MAYBE MORE!!! EACH a CELEBRITY!!!
Lined up to SHAKE MY HAND and take a seat at MY “round table”!!!
Where we “discussed” SO MUCH to name it ALL I am NOT able!!!
I’ll boast I raised 12 BILLION BUCKS from that STAR-STUDDED CROWD!!!
And rant about “valets” who LIE, while I DON’T, VERY LOUD!!!

6 April 2019

‘No Celebrities’: Embarrassing Turnout at Trump’s Beverly Hills Fundraiser
https://www.thedailybeast.com/no-celebrities-embarrassing-turnout-at-trumps-beverly-hills-fundraiser?via=rss

Trump Humiliated at Sparsely Attended California Fundraiser
https://www.politicususa.com/2019/04/06/trump-humiliated-at-sparsely-attended-california-fundraiser.html