Nicknames

I give ALL MY FOES “Nicknames”, that’s just something that I do
So I can “remember” the MILLIONS who I want to screw
MY FOES to ME are “legion”, there are MANY MORE EACH day
EVERY time I turn around MILLIONS MORE head MY way
I CANNOT keep them “straight” without the “Nicknames” I bestow
And EVERY “Nickname” is COOL!!! Like “Fat Jerry” and “Dumbo”!!!

“Crooked” Hillary, of course, remains MY MAJOR HIT
MY fine WHITE Base can NEVER seem to get enough of it
I roll it out at EVERY Rally to MY WIN defend
And that triggers Applause and “Lock Her Up!!! chants yet again
If a single “Nickname” like “Crooked” brings “joy” EVERY day
Marie “Condom” herself would say Do NOT THROW ONE AWAY!!!

Today it’s “Fat Jerry” and “Dumbo”... Oh!!! and “Condom” too!!!
See??? They come “automatically”, there’s NOTHING I need do
What’s left of MY, like, Genius “brane” NEEDS THEM to “recall”
The MANY FOES who EVERY DAY are PLOTTING MY DOWNFALL!!!
And ALSO some who “work” for ME (Betsy Wetsy, “No Balls”)
It’s HARD to “remember” them too WITHOUT “Nickname” “recalls”!!!

The  “fact” is that I can NO longer “remember” a THING!!!
That should be “obvious” from ALL the “change” I daily fling
Re-“read” that UNDO UNDO “poem” a “friend” said was a “hit”
It reveals what’s left of MY “brane” is Random Gobs of SH*T!!!
Without “Nicknames” to help MY “brane” and Base MOCK FOES together
I’d be as “lost” as I am with “umbrellas” in bad weather.

9 April 2019

Trump Mocked Secret Service Head And Former Marine Major General As 'Dumbo' Before Firing Him
https://www.politicususa.com/2019/04/08/trump-mocked-secret-service-head-dumbo-before-firing-him.html

‘We are not in kindergarten’: CNN’s Anderson Cooper rips Trump for making fun of the Secret Service director’s ears
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/not-kindergarten-cnns-anderson-cooper-rips-trump-making-fun-secret-service-directors-ears/

Trump calls Judiciary chairman 'Fat Jerry': report
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437941-trump-calls-judiciary-chairman-fat-jerry-report

Trump’s ‘Pattern Of Cognitive Decline’ Is Alarming Psychiatrists: ‘His Mistakes Are Growing More Bizarre’
https://www.inquisitr.com/5380400/trumps-pattern-of-cognitive-decline-is-alarming-psychiatrists-his-mistakes-are-growing-more-bizarre/