Befuddled

I DON’T have time for “figuring out” new-tangled “contraptions”!!!
I’ve WALLS to build and ‘kids” to cage and “pussy” groping actions!!!
“Umbrellas” are the DEVIL’s tools!!! They’re VERY “complicated”
Although I’m, like, a Genius they’ve ME “exasperated”!!!
I’m “glad” when someone hands one to ME to keep off the rain
But DON’T ask ME to “close one up”, THAT’s SO HARD it’s INSANE!!!

You have to find some little “button” somewhere on the “handle”
And “push” it “down” to “release” something to the “top” “dismantle”
I guess the whole thing is supposed to “collapse” to get “shut”
But that means you must ALSO “pull down” while STILL “pushing up”!!!
That is TWO things you MUST do at that SAME TIME, NOT just ONE!!!
And ONE is HARD ENOUGH to do, especially with gum!!!

That’s why I NEVER “close” “umbrellas”, I give them away
To flunkies at the tops of “stairs” I have to “climb”, OK???
I NEVER “thought” that being “President” would be SO HARD!!!
NOBODY warned ME once I’d WON MY life would become marred!!
And “Umbrellas” are just the “tip” of “icebergs” that “sink” ME
I also have to “work” 10 TV “clickers” CONSTANTLY!!!

I’d rather leave MY TVs “on” but “they” say I need sleep
To wake “refreshed” so I can spew new RAGE out in EACH Tweet
TV “clickers”!!! Tweet “machines”!!! They’ve BUTTONS!!! MORE than TWO!!!
I start EACH DAY “befuddled” and get WORSE before it’s through!!!
I MISS the days Toadies (and Stormy!) “pushed” AND “pulled” for ME
At least I’ve “outlawed” chewing gum to make “walking” easy.

7 April 2019

Trump encounters difficulty with his umbrella yet AGAIN: President decides not to close his as he enters Air Force One, comically sticking it in a military officers hand instead
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6893107/Trump-hands-open-umbrella-agent-reaching-doorway-Air-Force-One.html?ito=rss-flip