Tips

I CANNOT WAIT to meet Bob Kraft so we can exchange “tips”!!!
The owner of the PATRIOTS and I are TWIN WHITE hits!!!
His face, like MINE, is orange and we BOTH still have Great hair
We BOTH like getting some “on the side” (age-wise we don’t care)
And we are BOTH as RICH as Hell (he’s ALMOST RICH as ME!!!)
So I want him to visit to exchange “tail” tales with glee!!!

Unlike McCain I’m sure that Bob WILL THANK ME VERY MUCH
He WON’T use stuff like “death” as a stupid “NO thank you” crutch
He WILL “appreciate” the time I give him to appear
(McCain’s REFUSAL to thank ME when I showed up was CLEAR!!!)
Like his “team” Bob’s a PATRIOT!!! SO WHAT if he got “caught”???
Like ME he’s COOL (unlike McCain!!! BELIEVE ME, HE’s now HOT!!!)

When Bob gets here we’ll “shoot the breeze” out on MY White House lawn
We’ll “exchange” stories about ALL the “women” we’ve jumped on
MY “staff” is VERY WORRIED that the “optics” WILL be “bad”
But I DON’T CARE!!! When Bob gets here I WILL be VERY GLAD!!!
MY “happiness” ALONE is what counts, NOT “optics”, OK???
(Also, unlike McCain, I’m pretty sure that Bob’s NOT “GAY”!!!)

To ALL those “senators” who say on McCain I’m “obsessing”
I’d like to see THEM ignore getting NO “thanks” for THEIR blessing!!!
McCain COMPLETELY “SNUBBED” ME when I showed up at his thing
The way that he IGNORED ME while I was stuck there DOES “sting”
That’s why I NEED Bob to come by to “chew the fat” awhile
The “conquest stories” and “tips” we “exchange” WILL make ME “smile”.

21 March 2019

Trump wants Patriots owner Robert Kraft at White House despite prostitution bust
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/20/trump-bob-kraft-visit-1230492

Trump escalates McCain attacks: I didn't get a thank-you for funeral
https://www.axios.com/donald-trump-attacks-john-mccain-again-1553137709-d7083981-4d4a-4271-a00b-35fb8cf821e6.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/20/mccain-family-deserves-better-republican-senator-says-trump-continues-lash-out/