Toys and Slush

ALL MONEY in DICTATORSHIPS flows to the MILITARY
I’m a DICTATOR “Wannabe” so why is it so scary
That MY Tremendous BUDGET!!! just released the other day
“Budgets” BILLIONS for “Defense” by making “people” pay???

My BUDGET!!! cuts ALL funds flowing to worthless “social” crap
ALL that stuff smacks of SOCIALISM!!! now under ATTACK
I WILL get MYSELF “Re-Elected” fighting SOCIALISM!!!
MY Base has NO clue what it is but HATES it with derision.

NOBODY needs “food”, “housing”, or “health” who’s as RICH as ME
And why would I fund so-called “renewable” energy???
Big Coal and Oil make Great PROFITS MY Friends can exploit
The “sun” is “free” so why waste funds on it??? That’s out of joint!!!

To keep MYSELF in POWER “people” now goes away
So BILLIONS can fund Friends and “Generals” who think I’m OK
Even though I “know” MUCH MORE than ALL MY “Generals” do
Giving them more toys to play with keeps them to ME true.

A SUPER DOOPER BIG “Slush Fund” is ALSO in MY BUDGET!!!
To make sure I can BUILD MY WALL despite ALL who begrudge it
I’m ONLY DEMANDING 8.4 BILLION BUCKS “up front”
Backed by 174 BILLION MORE for luck.

ALL DEMONcrats (and some Republicans!!!) now scream and swear
They say that as a BUDGET!!! goes MINE’s COMPLETELY “UNFAIR”!!!
But as a “Wannabe” I’ve made it VERY FAIR TO ME
To stay in POWER shiny new toys and “Slush Funds” are KEY.

11 March 2019

Trump's budget heads for Congress with huge cuts to food, housing, and health—and a $174B slush fund
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/3/9/1840754/-Trump-s-budget-heads-for-Congress-with-a-174B-slush-fund-and-huge-cuts-to-domestic-spending

Trump to propose massive renewable energy cuts, something Republicans don’t even want
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-renewable-energy-budget-cuts-3382dc457f20/

Warning signs for Trump loom as he unveils budget
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/11/politics/donald-trump-2020-immigration-economy-budget-north-korea/

Key GOPers rebel against Trump's new budget over fears he will plunge government into another disastrous shutdown
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/key-gopers-rebel-trumps-new-budget-fears-will-plunge-government-another-disastrous-shutdown/