Ghosted

Time to SHUTDOWN!!! the so-called “government”, but there’s a hitch
Retiring Republicans refuse to be MY bitch
They’re “ghosting” ME by walking off the job to make a mess
And not one of them has left ME a forwarding address
Without them I don’t have their “votes” I need at beck and call
Instead of BILLIONS they’ve now shoved MY back against MY WALL.

I’ll NEVER get MY Great WALL built unless ALL people pay
Five BILLION is a down-payment, there’s MUCH more on the way
MY fine White Base still buys it when I say MY WALL’s a MUST!!!
And they are useful idiots who in ME ALONE TRUST
But they’re now also POOR suckers who haven’t got a dime
Because I sucked what bucks they had by conning overtime.

Of course I could afford to pay for MY Great WALL MYSELF
Five BILLION’s just chump change I could pull off of any shelf
But con artists NEVER buy stuff with THEIR bucks, that’s the point
The BEST cons are the cons that con bucks from those you exploit
And I’ve now sucked MY fine Base dry, they have no more to give
Especially those still waiting for jobs on which to live.

Sometimes I am amazed at how successful MY con’s been
MY empoverished BASE has stuck with ME through both thick and thin
But so-called “numbers” “indicate” ‘though EACH one is still thick
Their overall “numbers” are growing thinner than a stick
Soon only the hardcore will believe I still have Great POWER
And if don’t get Great WALL funds then their faith too will sour.

It’s time to pull out ALL the stops to get MY Great WALL up
And also to distract from those who are yelling “corrupt!!!”
A SHUTDOWN!!! is the ONLY so-called “option” I have left
I WILL NOT fund MY WALL MYSELF, MY funds WON’T be bereft
Lame-duck Republicans had better get back on the job
And vote ME BILLIONS from ALL “we the people” left to rob.

18 December 2018

With a shutdown on the horizon, retiring House Republicans are simply not showing up for work
https://thinkprogress.org/shutdown-gop-house-members-not-voting-e6de6a5e26b3/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/top-republicans-struggle-to-persuade-trump-not-to-shut-down-the-government/2018/12/17/ed3e402e-0219-11e9-b6a9-0aa5c2fcc9e4_story.html