Emperor For Life

MY hat is off to Louie Gohmert, “Emperor for Life”!!!
NO wonder he’s been called that name, NO OTHER could suffice!!!
In “Congress” chock SO full of Red Nuts, despite ranks grown thin,
ALL other Republican Nuts take the back seat to him
He is the ultimate Tea Party Nutcase to survive
Beyond ALL doubt the Nuttiest Republican alive.

When I first came to Washington’s Nut-production machine
I thought I ALONE would be the Biggest Nutcase Supreme
But Louie “Emperor for Life” Gohmert’s Great “Hell Freeze” term
Has set the Nutcase bar so high to it even I yearn
Now getting rid of “Government”, initially begun
When I arrived, with this SHUTDOWN!!! he’s helping ME get done.

“Until Hell Freezes Over”!!! What a Perfect thing to say!!!
Only the Greatest Nut of ALL could those fine words convey
It Perfectly expresses how intransiant I am
Ever since I painted MYSELF into MY WALL jam
I’ll NOT now give one inch, FIVE BILLION DOLLARS is MY price
I get it ALL or chunks of “Government” I sacrifice.

So here’s to Louie Gohmert, truly “Emperor for Life”
And here is to “Hell freezing over” before I end strife
I was beginning to think maybe it was time to choke
And accept LESS than MY FIVE BILLION, but then Louie spoke!!!
“Until Hell Freezes Over!!!” His fine Nut words were SO Grand
That now I’ll NOT budge until I extort ALL I demand.

29 December 2018

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