I tan each morning to maintain MY healthy orange skin
Because I have Tremendous “Genes” cancer NEVER sets in
But MANY people are worried it’s affecting MY brane
Because things I’ve done lately they consider quite insane
Nonsense! I’m still the Genius I said I was before
And daily ultraviolet helps us dirty old MEN score.
BELIEVE ME, “ladies” love MY orange skin and lying lips
And MY Giant tanned hands with which they’re forced to come to grips
The tanning helps MY skin project its healthy orange glow
MY tanned hands get locker rooms buzzing when they grope below
I am a TOTAL PACKAGE tanned as orange as can be
NO MAN in history’s been as tanned bright orange as ME!
Tomorrow when Republicans retain Senate AND House
MY orange skin will glow with pride I did them ALL espouse
My Giant tanned hands will flash VICTORY signs far and wide
And I’ll get back to conducting MY roller coaster ride
I’ll “lead” us ever deeper down valleys wherein we dwell
Until MY tanned hide “leads” us to the deepest pits of Hell.
6 November 2018
Donald Trump Reportedly Uses a Tanning Bed Every Single Day - Allure
https://www.allure.com/story/donald-trump-tanning-bed-use?verso=true
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