Protecting the Throne

Undocumented TERRORIST!!! Kids tried invading ME
But thanks to MY unbending Rules they weren’t allowed to see
MY Golden Toilet Seat and other wonders in MY home
To protect MY White House out of MY front door they were thrown
Onto cold icy sidewalks so their lesson learned could be
NOBODY gains admission to MY house without ID.

Rules are Rules and MY Rules are the same as those before
I’m sure Obama also threw schoolchildren out the door
And if he did NOT he should have, Rule Enforcement is needed
To protect “Presidents” and their stuff in the home we’re deeded
I plan the live here years which means NO foreign seventh grader
Will be allowed to enter MY White House as an invader.

I was away golfing in Mar-a-Lago but so what?
ALL threats to MY fine possessions WILL be ended abrupt
Those alien kids might have scratched MY toilet seat, who knows?
There is NO WAY I’d let them get near it, NOT even close
Who knows what kids from “Sweden” and “Columbia” would do?
You can’t trust TERRORIST!!! Kids around the throne where you poo.

So here’s a warning to ALL TERRORIST!!! kids still out there
If you are NOT AMERIKAN you’ll NOT get in MY lair
I do NOT care how many hours you spent on a bus
MY White House staff will kick you to the curb without a fuss
From now on even if you bring ID I do NOT care
NO seventh grader TERRORISTS!!! will catch ME unaware.

25 November 2018

White House turns away foreign students on tour with class
https://nypost.com/2018/11/24/white-house-turns-away-foreign-students-on-tour-with-class/