Crap Happy

Before mid-town elections I was angry as could be
But now that “Democrats” have won I’ll pretend I’m “happy”
I’ll say I’ll work with those who I formerly demonized
Despite the fact that BELIEVE ME ALL them I still despise
But I need to maintain MY POWER so I will “adapt”
Although NOT for too long because “adapting” is such crap.

I’ll say it’s time to fill potholes and downplay caravans
Not because I WANT to but because they’ve forced MY hands
If I have to to keep MY ass sitting upon MY throne
I am “willing” to throw “Democrat” dogs a random bone
So I’ll put on MY “happy” face when they walk in MY door
Although THOSE BASTARDS STOLD ELECTIONS!! 38 or more!!!

But don’t worry, before long I’ll get back to being ME
A smug, self-centered, hate-spewing Dictator wannabe
It won’t take long once “Democrat” invaders hit MY town
For ME to turn MY pretend “smile” back into a frown
I do NOT care if that means NOTHING will get “done” for years
A wounded animal ATTACKS to hide the loss it fears.

20 November 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/from-dire-warnings-to-silence-trump-changes-his-tune-after-the-midterms/2018/11/18/098bdd9e-e91b-11e8-a939-9469f1166f9d_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2018/11/19/the-end-of-trump/