Gut Instinct

MY GUT tells ME more than ANY, like, Genius brane could
And because MY brane’s on the blink these days that’s VERY GOOD
Because MY Mighty GUT keeps on expanding every day
NOBODY’S brane can match the insight it brings into play.

The more Big Macs I eat and the more milkshakes I consume
The bigger the capacity MY GUT gains night and noon
It precedes ME when I walk in the room after each nap
And gives ME the instinct I need to discount “science” crap.

“Scientists” think because they have branes they’re VERY smart
But MY GUT KNOWS their “Climate Change” crap isn’t worth a fart
Just stand outside a minute ANY freezing winter day
And like MY GUT you’ll FEEL that “Global Warming” holds NO sway.

MY GUT has also told ME that NO Prince can EVER lie
That’s why MY friend in Saudi Arabia’s still MY guy
He told ME MANY TIMES he with “murder” had nought to do
That’s good enough for MY GUT so it’s good enough for you.

And MY GUT also tells ME ALL the deals I make are Great
That’s why with that jerk at the Fed I simply can’t relate
Powell doesn’t have the faintest clue about MONEY, OK?
That’s something MY GUT KNOWS about in each and every way.

It’s time to eat three more Big Macs, drink shakes, and grab a pie
To expand GUT capacity to Great instinct apply
No matter what the next issue that’s brought before MY throne
MY GUT will overpower it by instinct weight alone.

28 November 2018

Washington Post: Trump says his 'gut' can tell him more than 'anybody else's brain can ever tell me'
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/27/politics/washington-post-trump-gut/

Trump says his ‘gut’ is more reliable than everyone else’s ‘brains’
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-says-his-gut-more-reliable-everyone-elses-brains

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-on-climate-change-people-like-myself-we-have-very-high-levels-of-intelligence-but-were-not-necessarily-such-believers/2018/11/27/722f0184-f27e-11e8-aeea-b85fd44449f5_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-stands-by-saudi-crown-prince-in-khashoggi-killing/2018/11/27/30894d90-f281-11e8-bc79-68604ed88993_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/why-the-us-trade-deficit-is-getting-bigger--despite-all-of-trumps-promises/2018/11/27/f2c2dd34-de1f-11e8-b3f0-62607289efee_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/trump-is-surrounded-by-fools/2018/11/19/1ea2791a-ec48-11e8-8679-934a2b33be52_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/why-would-trump-need-brains-when-he-has-a-gut/2018/11/28/75bc6c38-f341-11e8-80d0-f7e1948d55f4_story.html