Delayed Payment

Because MY “science instinct” is Greater than other folks
I KNOW that so-called “Climate Change” is a Gigantic HOAX
Concocted by the Chinese to close down MY factories
Just stick your butt outdoors and see if both YOUR buns don’t freeze
So this so-called “report” issued by so-called “scientists”
I SO DO NOT BELIEVE it does NOT make MY ”worry” list.

This “report” was “released” by ROGUE BLUE Bureaucrats, OK?
It NEVER could have been “released” in any other way
I can’t recall it but I can DENY ALL it “reports”
MY “science instinct” provides ME with MANY Great retorts
I don’t need “scientific proofs” to know it is DEAD WRONG
I say it is so it MUST be and has been ALL along.

If one were to “believe” this report one would then conclude
That thanks to CLIMATE DENIERS like ME we are ALL screwed
That is NONSENSE!!, it’s thanks to ME the future shines so bright
Coal and OIL WILL make “alternate” fuels LOSE the fight
We do NOT need to “evolve” more “efficient” energy
Increasing Coal and Oil use means PROFITS, BELIEVE ME!

Forget about that so-called “report”, from it turn away
Forget about its “release” right after Thanksgiving Day
Forget its dire warnings that without change we’re ALL toast
Enjoy MY NEXT six years as we on Coal and Oil coast
Then with Great PROFIT-bulging pockets as MY take-away
I’ll leave a “Climate Change” bill your kids’ kids’ kids will still pay.

26 November 2018

Trump says doesn't believe own government's climate warning
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-doesnt-believe-own-governments-climate-warning-204209278.html