Toad Rallies

In Rally after Rally and in each state after state
The message I’ll keep touting is that I ALONE AM GREAT
No other “President’s” co-opted the whole “Government”
And if you think that I am done you ain’t seen NOTHING yet!

I made a Billion promises, who knows just what they were?
But I kept each and every one, of that you may be sure
There is NO DOUBT that’s what I’ve done, just read MY Rally signs!
Elect ONLY Republicans and you’ll see better times!!

Today wherever I am and whoever this guy is
Because he is Republican I’m sure he is a wiz
You people MUST elect him, I NEED him up on MY hill
To join the toads already there rubber stamping each “bill”.

I do NOT have the POWER I NEED to pass “bills” ALONE
But if you elect THIS GUY to support ME on MY Throne
Another promise I will keep to you I hereby swear
Is to subvert him totally once he is in MY lair.

Because this guy requires help I know he’s malleable
And I intend to mold his ass once he gets to MY hill
He’ll do ALL things I tell him to and EVERYTHING I say
Just like MY toads already in, so Elect him, OK?

MY POWER I consolidate with each new toad elected
Toads are MY guarantee that I will NEVER be rejected
If you help ME sweep DEMONcrats completely off MY hill
The ONE PARTY system that’s left will ALL MY goals fulfill!

If ONLY Toad Republicans fill each and every seat
There would be NO “check” on MY POWER and that would be NEAT!
I could do ANYTHING I wanted to do EVERY day!
Imagine the emoluments I could channel MY way!!

EVERYONE I see as FOE I could get ordered shot!
I could build concentration camps where terrorists would rot!!!
I COULD CONQUER THE WHOLE WORLD once ONE TOAD Party remains!!!!!!
Elect THIS GUY to ensure NOTHING MY POWER constrains!!!!!!!!

My so-called “advisors” say do NOT get “carried away”
They “advise” ME to “carefully” choose EVERY word I say
But you, dear Rally crowds, mutter and frown when I say “peace”...
Enough!!! Henceforth until elections ALL such words will CEASE!

From here on out to ensure MY BASE packs MY hill with toads
I will push FEAR and condone VIOLENCE at ALL hick crossroads
The Hell with “unity”, MY toads ALONE MUST be elected!!
Mail bombs, shot “synagogues”? Yeah, sad...but DEMS MUST BE REJECTED!!!

29 October 2018

Trump loads up on rallies before Election Day
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