California has demanded “net neutrality”
I don’t have a clue what that is but I’m sure ALL AGREE
That things CANNOT be “neutral” if they’re from a liberal state
“Neutrality” thus is NOT “neutral” from a state I hate
So California can take “net neutrality” and shove it
I’m suing it’s Blue liberal ass to place MY law above it.
“They” tell ME “net neutrality” means getting things for “free”!!!
That’s downright un-Amerikan as far as I can see
ALL BUSINESSMEN are entitled to Great Profits, OK?
Including those who use the net to make bucks flow their way
“Restricting” internetty things seems like the perfect plan
For helping online BUSINESSMEN pull off their latest scam.
There’s nothing wrong with scamming chumps if profits can be made
Sheep deserve fleasing and of sheep there’s infinite parade
They spend their every waking minute on the internet
Why NOT rig it to get as much profit as WE can get?
Each one percenter deserves ALL the profit he amasses
And “restricting” the internet will mean no more “free” passes.
That is why today any “Justice” still left under ME
I’ve instructed to sue the Hell out of Californy
Those liberal BLUE bastards there do NOT deserve “state’s rights”
State’s Rights should help fine RED states win anti-abortion fights
And so I hereby declare by Executive Decree
“State’s Rights” apply ONLY to RED STATES who pledge votes to ME.
1 October 2018
California Gov. Jerry Brown enacts strongest net neutrality protections in the country - Los Angeles Times
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-ca-net-neutrality-california-signed-governor-jerry-brown-20180930-story.html
California governor signs nation’s toughest net neutrality bill into law
https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/30/17913712/california-net-neutrality-bill-signed-law-jerry-brown
California's 'gold standard' net neutrality becomes law
https://www.cnet.com/news/californias-gold-standard-net-neutrality-becomes-law/
Justice Department sues California over net neutrality law
https://whyy.org/npr_story_post/justice-department-sues-california-over-net-neutrality-law/
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