Natural Instinct

I don’t need so-called “scientists” to tell ME what to do
I have a “natural instinct for science” through and through
“Climate Change” is easy for MY brane to understand
It is a Genius brane telling ME “change” is a SCAM.

It may be getting just a little warmer out, OK?
But “human beings” have NOTHING to do with it, NO WAY!
Besides it will snap back again when winter brings cold snow
That’s what MY “instinct’s” telling ME and thus it MUST be so.

The only “humans” who I blame for bringing hot times on
Are Angry Mobs of Democrats who AS ALL KNOW are wrong
MY fine Uneducated High School Dropout Base agree:
There is NO place for “science” in the UHSDB!

And so although I will admit I’m feeling a bit warm
MY “instinct” tells ME “Climate Change” fully deserves MY scorn
MY “instinct” is more than enough to set MY country’s path
On the fast track to paradise without “science” OR “math”.

So there you have it, BELIEVE ME, MY “instinct’s” NEVER WRONG
I’ve only just discovered it but we sure get along
It assures ME that “humans” who claim “Climate Change” is real
No matter what “degrees” they “hold” do NOT trump what I feel.

18 October 2018

Trump says "I have a natural instinct for science"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-defends-stance-on-climate-change-i-have-a-natural-instinct-for-science/