Black Lies Matter

See? There’s Black Conservatives! And each of them LOVE ME!!
They’re coming to MY White House! Every one of them! ALL THREE!!!
It took awhile to locate them in each crack house and slum
But I promised free food to them so they promised to come
One even wanted to attend a Rally! I said NO!!!
I needed to keep him alive for MY big White House show.

We are NOT giving permission for Black FAKE NEWS to come
Black “reporters” would no doubt write Black LIES to make ME glum
But Suckabee will brief the press about MY Grand Affair
It does NOT matter what she says, I really do NOT care
The fact that I found Black “people” who were willing to come
Should by itself be “NEWS” so BIG it strikes MY critics dumb!

There is so much to do before those Uncle Toms arrive!!
I have to hide the silver, every spoon and fork and knife
And build a separate bathroom! If one needs to take a leak
There is NO WAY I’ll let him use MY Golden Toilet Seat
And once they’re gone I’ll hire every cleaning crew in town
To haul in TONS of disinfectant and spray it around.

I really don’t know what I’ll say once I let those Blacks in
A joke about “there goes the neighborhood” might bring a grin
I want them ALL to feel at ease when they walk through MY door
That’s why MY staff is hiding White sheets and hoods by the score
Maybe we’ll talk about sports, I hear they get to play
But if one tries to take a knee I’ll have him locked away.

Don Jr. has prepared the way by saying Blacks are “cool”
I wish he had NOT “rapped” it, though, he sounded like a fool
Oh well, that’s normal anyway, he is SO full of crap
But I have to pretend I “love” him so no more of that
What I say when the Blacks arrive’s the ONLY thing that counts
Lets hope it more than to a hill of “chitlins” amounts!

Speaking of which I have to tell MY chefs to cook “soul” food
(I don’t know what “soul” is, no doubt it’s something gross and crude)
And to make sure the table’s set with the BEST plastic spoons
(Forks and knives are pointy, can’t have weapons in MY rooms!)
MY meeting MUST be “civilized” to get them to agree
Because EVERY VOTE COUNTS from Blacks I will get at least three.

Ok, the White House is ready so it’s on with the show
The knives and forks and sheets and hoods are hidden so let’s go!
Alert MY fine White Friends at Fox about this Great Event!
I’m letting Blacks into MY house! Dad wouldn’t take their rent!!
That alone PROVES how NOT A RACIST his son has become!!!
(But because BLACK LIES MATTER don’t let in no Black Press scum).

26 October 2018

Trump Jr. praises black conservatives at D.C. gathering
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/25/donald-trump-jr-black-conservatives-942157

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/10/arkansas-republican-ad-black-intelligence.html

Trumpism Is ‘Identity Politics’ for White People
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/10/gop-mid-term-campaign-all-identity-politics/573991/

Trump Asks Black Visitors To White House If Any Are ‘Bad Ones,’ Saying ‘We Probably Have A Couple Bad Ones’
https://www.inquisitr.com/5134585/trump-black-bad-ones/