Honor

You black so-called “people” out there really should HONOR ME
I am an even Greater White Man than Robert E. Lee
Just think (if you can) of the things I’ve done since I got in
Unlike Obama whose failures were ALL as black as sin
Maybe not much of what I’ve done’s trickled down to you yet
But if you HONOR ME I guarantee you WON’T regret!

I’m here in Great Ohio where I’m told black “people” live
There’s even one here in MY Mob (let’s hope they let him live)
I’m sure that more will HONOR ME if I demand their praise
And threaten them that if they don’t their “children” I will cage
But I would rather “earn” their HONOR than simply demand it
So let ME see what I can offer to them to expand it!

I hear that they like watermelon so let’s some arrange
A watermelon for a vote seems like a fair exchange
Fruit would not cost ME very much, it’s cheap as it can be
And even cheaper if it’s past its “sell by” guarantee
I’m sure if fruit I give them’s overripe it’s no big deal
After all it would be free, they wouldn’t have to steal!

They also like something called “chitlins” but those just sound gross...
I know! I’ll give them chocolate cake, the best MY chefs can boast
That cake worked wonders on the Chinese before things went south
And it would be the BEST THING EVER they’ve had in their mouth
Way better than the drugs they take and maybe cheaper too
It costs more than bad fruit but I’ll do what I have to do.

I wish I could demand their votes (and there will come a day
When Toady Congress helps ME “legislate” them ALL away)
But for now I’m told blacks still get to vote to some degree
Two thirds or three fifths or some small part of White votery
And EVERY little bit of vote counts when there’s a tight range
So I will offer cake and fruit for HONOR in exchange.

13 October 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-calls-on-blacks-to-honor-him-with-votes-then-praises-confederate-general-robert-e-lee/2018/10/12/ab819a9c-ce33-11e8-a360-85875bac0b1f_story.html