Angry Mob

An Angry Mob of Democrats is threatening THIS MAN!!
That’s why I have brought in EXPERTS to help ME form a plan
I’ve got less than a month to go before elections come
If Hannity and Gingrich can’t help ME I’ll be undone.

If that Mob flips MY “Congress” then I will lose ALL control
Without toady Republicans I won’t achieve MY goal
My con will be disrupted and MY money flow will cease
And I will end up behind bars without hope of release.

I have had a Tremendous run since I got voted in
Those three million illegal voters were spread out too thin
They could NOT stop MY VICTORY despite how hard they tried
But now a billion Angry Mobsters have joined on their side.

The Angry Mob primarily is “women”, there’s the rub!
Like sharks they are now circling, they are after MY blood
They are defying MY command to get back on their knees
Why haven’t they ALL learned by now their job is to MEN please?

There is so very little time left to force voters Right
An Angry Mob of “women” I do NOT know how to fight
They refuse to get back into the kitchen and bedroom
How dare they defy ME, a MAN?? That’s crazy as a loon!

Unless I stop them quickly their Blue Waves will wash around
And despite all MY bluster I FEAR in them I may drown
So I have called in brilliant “thinkers” to “think” “thoughts” for ME
Who better to beat women than Gingrich and Hannity?

So help ME please, dear Sean and Newt, come hither, duty calls
How do I stop an Angry “female” Mob after MY balls?
At every future Rally I will so-called “victims” mock
But I FEAR that won’t be enough this Angry Mob to stop.

What should I do? Where should I go? What the Hell should I say?
There is so little time left to turn mad “women” away!!
Sean, I call on your Great wisdom as seen on TV
And Newt, how do I NOT get neutered? Please “enlighten” ME!

9 October 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/an-angry-mob-republicans-work-to-recast-democratic-protests-as-out-of-control-anarchy/2018/10/08/c8648e8a-cb13-11e8-a3e6-44daa3d35ede_story.html

Trump turns to Hannity and Gingrich ahead of midterms
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/05/trump-hannity-gingrich-midterms-876184