That’s why I’ve called you here today to talk all about ME
Ask any question that you like, no question is too lame
Each one will get ME as its answer, ME and ME again.
If some of you have NOT learned yet ALL things are about ME
You must have been living under rocks deep down silently
EVERYTHING IS ALL ABOUT ME, that’s MY bottom line
I am the center of the universe throughout ALL time.
So let’s begin....your first question concerns Judge Kavanagh
MY answer is that “women’s” accusations rub ME raw
I’ve been accused of groping “women” many many times
AS ALL KNOW that’s just locker room talk that MANHOOD defines.
Remember I WON 52% of the “girl” vote
That’s got nothing to do with Brett, it’s just a favorite quote
Numbers NEVER lie, ALL numbers that I quote are TRUE
The FAKE NEWS gets them wrong but I ALONE them NEVER do.
As for the “me too” so-called “movement” behind groping lies
It’s very very dangerous to ALL us Rich White Guys
NO accusation’s credible when it’s made against MEN
But let’s NOT generalize, let’s make this ABOUT ME again.
You ask ME about North Korea, on that one I score!
If NOT for ME this country would right now be in a WAR
Thanks to ME Little Rocket Man is peaceful, pleasant, calm
Because of ME his country no doubt soon will ban the Bomb.
You ask ME about Rosenstein...he has been nice to ME
But if I will be nice to him we’ll have to wait and see
I have agreed to meet with him in MY house face to face
When Mr. Peepers meets with ME perhaps I’ll him disgrace.
You ask ME about tariffed farmers, ALL KNOW they LOVE ME
Losing your farm is no big deal compared with LOYALTY
Farmers are the biggest bunch of LOYAL chumps I know
They ALL will vote for ME again, BELIEVE ME that is so.
Who’s next? The New York Times? OK, ask your question, I’ll mock it
Your company should thank ME for increasing your Great profit
Without ME making news each day your rag would NEVER sell
You’re welcome, idiot, now sit down, shut up, go to Hell.
OK, that’s it, no more questions, that’s enough for today
Let’s do this again very soon, I’ve lots more “MEs” to say
I have accomplished more in less than two years ALL AGREE
So when we next meet you’ll hear LOTS and LOTS more about ME.
27 September 2018
Donald Trump's me, me, me, me press conference
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/26/politics/donald-trump-press-conference-analysis/
Trump defends his own past as Kavanaugh faces allegations
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/26/politics/donald-trump-brett-kavanaugh-allegations/
Trump Interrupts, Talks Over Female Reporters to Defend Kavanaugh at Insane Press Conference https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-interrupts-talks-over-female-reporters-to-defend-kavanaugh-at-insane-press-conference?source=politics&via=rss
Why Is Everyone So Unfair to Donald Trump? https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/09/trumps-astounding-press-conference-annotated/571486/
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