The Bump

EVERYONE will want to travel to MY COUNTRY to

See for themselves all the AMAZING THINGS soon coming due

Once the “effect” of MY TARIFFS has fully taken hold

Which will pave EVERY street in EVERY state in SOLID GOLD

And “sick” has been ELIMINATED once every “vaccine”

Like each ILLEGAL ALIEN is no more to be seen!!!

But the main reason travelers to MY COUNTRY will stream

This summer will be to watch MY TEAM their stupid “teams” CREAM

In SOCCER GAMES (the “key word” being “soccer” which WE call

The game their “teams” face DEFEAT in that’s NOTHING like “football”

Which all other so-called “nations” mistakenly affix

To the game that’s called “SOCCER” because they’re IGNORANT DICKS!!!)

The SOCCER “World Cup” will provide the “bump” that’s needed to

Return “tourism” to the MAJOR SOURCE of REVENUE

It was before FALSE RUMORS of some “Trump Slump” decimated

“Tourism” which WILL RETURN “en masse” to be ELATED

By ALL MY GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS to which MY NAME’s attached

Including every place from which some other name I’ve scratched!!!

This summer when the WORLD CUP BUMP travels to MY COUNTRY

“Train stations” “airports” and “buildings” ALL RENAMED AFTER ME

SOCCER “fans” will see EVERYWHERE to and from their way

To SOCCER “fields” to watch their “teams” meet DEFEAT when they play

Against U.S.A.! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

And LEAVE BIG TOURIST BUCKS BEHIND THEM when they’ve GONE AWAY!!!

8 February 2026

“Trump slump” threatens to doom World Cup bump. https://flip.it/GsuOg5