Masterpiece

“Melania’s” a MASTERPIECE that EVERYONE MUST SEE!

(I’ve seen it “ twice” already so you can take it from ME!)

It’s GLOBAL RELEASE yesterday allows the WORLD to take

Time off to BUY A TICKET (I the “fee” from PROFITS make!)

And spend TWO HOURS of which each second is NOT A BORE

While MY wife’s “documentary” PROVES SHE IS NOT A WHORE!!!

“Melania” is a MUST SEE for EVERY MAGA FAN

Who hopes to remain in favor of GOD’S OWN CHOSEN MAN

I have no need to ORDER them to sit TWO HOURS through

Because they know if they don’t show I’ll be SCREWING THEM TOO

Like I’ll SCREW EVERY ENEMY who I learn did NOT see

MY NOT A WHORE wife STAR in her own “documentary”!!!

“Melania” is NOT A TURKEY like the “critics” say

Who’ll be up next against the wall for MY ICE Goons to SLAY!

I say IT IS A MASTERPIECE so you know that that’s “true”

Because I SAID IT and all know I’D NEVER LIE TO YOU!

SO GO SEE IT in any one of FOURTEEN THOUSAND places

Nationwide so MORE THAN “two” aren’t “NOT SOLD OUT” DISGRACES!!!

31 January 2026

Trump Desperately Plugs Melania’s $75 Turkey. https://flip.it/we-20J