Restoration Plan

Steve “The Crook” Bannon has a plan for grand Trump restoration

A simple way the chosen one can again rule the nation

Actually it’s convoluted to utmost extremes

But follow along and let’s try to discern what it means.

Ok, let’s see...it starts with Trump running in ‘22

For office again as the Senate’s allowed him to do

But this time he runs for Congress to secure there a seat

That will act as the springboard for his next election feat.

And that feat is to be elected Speaker of the House

After the job has been removed from its current Dem louse

Because Republicans take back the House in a landslide

Which in Steve’s plan is pretty much just a minor aside.

And once Trump is the Speaker the first thing he speaks about

Is impeaching Joe Biden to kick his corrupt ass out

Because Trump’s big lie goes back in effect upon the Hill

To bind landslid Republicans forever to his will.

So Biden gets impeached...but then things go a bit off track

With Bannon’s plan next focusing on bringing MAGA back

As the force driving to the right where the GOP goes

But only if his business audience big checks enclose.

Since Bannon’s plan left Trump in Congress this poem will now try

To finish what it started and not leave Trump high and dry

Let’s see if it can come up with the next steps Trump could take

To get from Congress to dictator of the whole clambake.

Ok...once Biden is convicted the next one in line

Is the VP who as a she to female does incline

So Trump next brings misogyny to the fore of the plan

By passing laws that Presidents can only be a man.

So still as Speaker he gets his House to again impeach

And the Senate to convict Kamila to put in reach

His Presidency once again because as all can see

The next in line is Trump himself, House Speaker number three!

And there you have it! A complete plan for Trump’s restoration

And once he’s back at the top of his far-right MAGA nation

It welcomes him back as the tyrant Bannon would endorse

If he had not let his grand plan wander so far off course.

20 February 2021

Steve Bannon has regaled us with tales of a grand Trumpian restoration https://flip.it/lHqAMu