Escape Plan

 What better way to avoid LANDSLIDE!!! DEFEAT!!! “10” feet tall

Than “testing” POSITIVE for “bugs” I’m making infect ALL???

I’ll go right into “quarantine”, Melania with ME,

And blame MY LACK of “campaigning” for MY LOST VICTORY!!!

NO MATTER how I SCREAMED and RAGED MY RANTING DID NOT STOP

ALL “Polls” but those inside MY HEAD saying I’M NOT ON TOP!!!

Despite calling them ALL “FAKE POLLS”!!! their “writing” on the wall

Proclaimed MORE LOUDLY EVERY DAY I’m heading for a FALL!!!

The VERY WORST THING in the World to ME is NOT TO WIN!!!

But even though I DENIED IT MY “chance” was growing THIN!!!

So claiming that the COVID “bug” has bitten ME, OK???,

Means I can hide in MY BUNKER until ELECTION!!! DAY!!!

Hey!!! Maybe if it is announced instead of “sick” I’m DEAD

I can take ALL the MANY BILLIONS!!! from this “job” I’ve bled

And “light out for the territories” to hide FAR AWAY

From ANY “consequences” of MY “Presidential” stay!!!

The “New York” “court” is waiting in the wings for MY DEFEAT

To “try” ME and “imprison” ME for things they say WERN’T NEAT!!!

Once I’m thrown “out of office” MANY “trials” WILL commence

Unless I hightail it FAR BEYOND MY unfinished fence!!!

And how BETTER to remain FREE and “live” RICH LOTS MORE YEARS

Than to “announce” I’m DEAD as MY whole “Family” DISAPPEARS???

COVID provides the PERFECT EXCUSE to NOT HANG AROUND

LANDSLIDING to DEFEAT unable to retain MY CROWN!!!

So tell the World each day ANOTHER TRUMP has gotten “sick”!!!

Including ALL MY “kids”, both “smart” and those who are a dick!!!

And while the “news” of our “DEATHS” is receiving MASS AIRPLAY

To “lives” of LUXURY we’ll haul “Ill-gotten” gains away!!!

2 October 2020

Trump, Melania test positive for coronavirus, president vows to begin quarantine 'immediately'
https://flip.it/VW9Lf0

Trump Just Delivered the Ultimate October Surprise https://flip.it/6ekk.a

Trump's Election Campaign Upended by Positive Coronavirus Test https://flip.it/jyw53D