Bug Blame

MY “bug” is NOT MY “own damn fault”!!! ALL KNOW I’m NOT TO BLAME

For it or ANY OTHER thing I’ve done some call INSANE!!!

I’m “sick” due to CONSPIRACY!!!, one of those going ‘round

Or maybe ALL of them at once, plus new ones NOT YET found!!!

Perhaps it was the CHINESE!!! who infected ME with FLU!!!

Perhaps it was the DEMONcrats!!! It’s something they would do!!!

Perhaps it was the FBI and “agencies” I HATE!!!

WHOEVER it was it was NOT ME, I reiterate!!!

MOCKING “Masks” at PACKED RALLIES!!! was SAFE,  BELIEVE YOU ME,

Because I kept MY DISTANCE far away as I could be

Up on the stage removed from MY CULT by a “yard” or “two”

So obviously that is NOT how I contracted FLU!!!

And at MY “Rose Garden” events NOBODY could attend

Unless they were RICH DONORS!!! and thus SAFELY seen as “Friend”

NOBODY of that “caliber” would DARE bring “bugs” to town

And while they hugged and pressed flesh with ME spread it all around!!!

So What if LOTS of those around ME have now COVID got???

I’m POSITIVE it was due to an EVIL, TWISTED PLOT

That has landed ME inside this DUMB STUPID “Hospital”

Where instead of holding PACKED RALLIES!!! “doctors” make ME “chill”!!!

NO MATTER HOW “bad” MY “bug” grows I’ll get back on the road

Because there’s VERY FEW DAYS LEFT for MY LANDSLIDE to goad!!!

I DON’T CARE if MY so-called “symptoms” go from “bad” to “worse”

MY “doctors” WILL claim ALL IS WELL!!! rather than the reverse!!!

So STAND BACK and STAND BY as I hit the trail once again

To draw PACKED MASK-LESS CROWDS at RALLIES!!! where EVERY CULT “Friend”

Has NO NEED to be “checked” for “bugs”!!! Their “love” CAN’T “infect” ME!!!

DON’T BLAME MY RALLIES!!! and “Events”!!!, BLAME MASS CONSPIRACY!!!

4 October 2020

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