Megabuck Donors

In ONE DAY with a telephone I could raise MEGABUCKS!!!

MUCH MORE than Biden’s “fundraising”, which ALL KNOW REALLY SUCKS!!!

NOBODY wants to donate MONEY!!! to a TOTAL LOSER

Who besides being DRUG-ADDLED is, so I’ve heard, a BOOZER!!!

He could NOT find his ASS with BOTH HANDS so why give him DOUGH???

Send it to ME!!! I GUARANTEE I WON’T like him it BLOW!!!

So What if he’s “accumulated” a FEW BUCKS so far???

To gather SO MUCH MORE than him I don’t need to go far!!!

Just placing calls to a FEW RICH “Friends”  WILL “acquire” CASH

In GREATER QUANTITIES than EVERY DOLLAR in his stash!!!

It may seem like he has MORE DONORS!!! but ALL are ILLUSIONS!!!

UNLIKE him just a FEW of MINE will give BIG CASH!!! infusions!!!

I have SO MANY  RICH “Friends” and EVERY ONE WORSHIPS ME!!!

The SECOND that I call them they WILL GIVE GENEROUSLY!!!

They’ll shower ME with as MUCH CASH!!! as I “request”, OK???

Because they “know” that their INVESTMENT!!! in ME WILL SOON PAY!!!

Once I get RE-ELECTED!!! thanks to MEGABUCKS!!! they sent

For a “bit” MORE they get to BUY “jobs” in MY “Government”!!!

Consider if you will DeJoy, MY “Postmaster” SUPREME

He BOUGHT his “job” by “donating” MORE than merely EXTREME!!!

The MILLIONS!!! he put in the pot went a VERY LONG WAY

To getting him the “job” he WANTED and MAKING IT PAY!!!

I have MILLIONS of OTHER RICH FRIENDS ALL RARING TO GO

By “donating” BIG BUCKS!!! to ME to BUY INTO MY SHOW!!!

22 September 2020

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