Lethal Tuna

They’re SHOOTING CANS OF TUNA FISH at those who RESPECT ME!!!

The MOST LETHAL CANS you can buy, DREADED BRAND “BUMBLE BEE”!!!

 CANS of the PERFECT SIZE and WEIGHT to SHOOT at ARMORED COPS

Who when it comes to BASHING PROTESTERS’ HEADS IN are TOPS!!!

Now that they’re facing LETHAL TUNA CANS SHOT THROUGH THE AIR

I say SCREW “Rubber Bullets”!!! SHOOTING REAL BULLETS IS FAIR!!!

AS ALL KNOW OVERWHELMING FORCE!!! is how you WIN!!! a FIGHT!!!

So SHOOTING BACK at TUNA SHOTS with REAL BULLETS seems RIGHT!!!

And STOPPING TUNA TERRORISTS!!! from causing injury

By BLOWING THEM AWAY with LEAD is EQUIVALENCY!!!

The TUNA THUGS started this ESCALATION!!! anyway

So I say SHOOT TO KILL!!! before TUNA CANS!!! SHOOT YOUR WAY!!!

I HEREBY ACCUSE “BUMBLE BEE” of HIDEOUS WAR CRIMES!!!

For making WEAPONS!!! that can maybe be DEADLY sometimes

When they are SHOT by TERRORISTS!!! pretending “Black Lives Matter”

When ALL they REALLY want to do is see POLICE!!! Branes SPLATTER!!!

I say to HIT BACK “10” TIMES HARDER than CANNED FISH can hit

RETURN FIRE HENCEFORTH REQUIRES NO “FISHING PERMIT”!!!

23 September 2020

Trump insists protesters are throwing Bumble Bee tuna cans, in the midst of pandemic tuna shortage https://flip.it/ROaK_W

Well, this certainly isn’t the Wednesday morning that Bumble Bee Tuna expected
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Unpacking Trump's beef with canned tuna, which he claims protesters are using as weapons
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