Batting Average

The OTHER guy has now “withdrawn!!!” He WON’T sit on MY Fed!!!
Each time I say put someone IN they kick him OUT instead!!!
He was an IDEAL “candidate”, as tough as he could be
Under him kids would have started working at age three
And before him Herman “withdrew” to go make pizza pies
Back to the drawing board I go to find TWO MORE Great guys.

I WILL turn over EVERY slimy rock that I can find
To find TWO MORE TOADS I can use that “Congress” will NOT mind
If they “know” “numbers” that’s OK, but MORE importantly
Above and beyond EVERYTHING is TOTAL LOYALTY
As long as they’re LOYAL to ME and keep MY MARKET Strong
For all I care kids chained to looms can “labor” dusk to dawn.

At least with “judges” I’ve appointed I have hit “home runs”
ONE HUNDRED have already “gone deep” thanks to Senate chums!!!
Soon EVERY “court” in MY whole land will be packed to the gills
With “judges” SO CONSERVATIVE there WILL be NO MORE frills
Frilly soft damned LIBERALS!!! won’t WIN a single case
With MY “judges” on EVERY “bench” I’ll shove “law” in their face!!!

TWO “strikes” versus 100 “hits”!!! MY “hit rate’s” Great, OK???
Too bad “Pizza” and “Child Labor” on MY team can’t play
But there are LOTS of slimy rocks for ME to overturn
I’m sure I can find TWO MORE TOADS who WON’T make “Congress” squirm
Meanwhile I’ll keep on hitting “judges” onto “courts” EACH DAY
The Greatest “batting average” EVER!!! Cooperstown WILL say!!!

3 May 2019

Trump Fed choice Stephen Moore withdraws amid controversy
https://apnews.com/60bdb566746a410fb14c2b1f34a4ddea

Stephen Moore Crashes and Burns
https://splinternews.com/stephen-moore-crashes-and-burns-1834478416

http://gothamist.com/2019/03/29/extra_extra_3954.php