Stocking Up

I couldn’t get the MEN to show up so I took the chicks
Baylor is CONSERVATIVE so were less conflicts
And “they” told ME the “optics” for ME would be VERY GOOD
So I said OK, bring them in, I WON’T grope (knock on wood).

It pissed ME off about the MEN whose team I now DESPISE
They FORCED ME to accept mere “women” as MY booby prize
And what is worse I could NOT serve to girls MY favorite food
“They” said that serving “women” MEAT would be by “some” “thought” RUDE.

I DIDN’T know they’d be so “black”!!! I thought they were from TEXAS
Surrounded by “black” “athletes” hit ME in the “solar plexus”
Because a couple days ago I’d made “black” “athletes” sore
By PRAISING Number TWO while I did Number ONE ignore.

I tried MY level best to “honor” that whole “black” chick mob
I even offered their WHITE “coach” a cushy White House job
She laughed about it and said “NO”, which ALL there thought real “funny”
So I “smiled” too, but “inside” I was PISSED at that blonde honey.

So What if it was the FIRST TIME I’ve “honored” “woman” jocks?
ANY girl who turns ME down should be put in the STOCKS
That was Tremendous PUNISHMENT for “women” long ago
Hey!!! Let’s erect some on MY lawn, they WILL make quite a show!!!

Imagine Crooked Hillary and Pocahontas too
“Pilloried” in Public at a White House barbecue
They would be ENTERTAINMENT for Rich WHITE friends I’ve invited
To eat MEAT and MOCK STOCKED chicks would make ALL MY friends delighted.

OK, let’s get this “ceremony” done, I’ve things to do
Thanks for the shirt, now go line up and eat some dumb tofu
Then get out so I can get on with ordering MY STOCKS
What a Great “idea” I’ve had!!! And this time NOT from Fox!!!

30 April 2019

For the First Time, Trump Gives a Women’s Championship Team Its Own Celebration
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/29/us/politics/baylor-lady-bears-trump-invitation.html