Not My Fault

It’s NOT MY FAULT!!! (it NEVER is) that things have gone “awry”
I thought this job would be as EASY as fine Apple Pie
Or the BEST Chocolate Cake, OK??? But now I have to “struggle”
“Defending” MY “record” as “set-backs” come on at the double
Immigration, trade, and North Korea have grown rusty
If “set-backs” increase then like Stormy MY gains will go BUSTY!!!

MY “Ego” WILL NOT EVER “accept” “set-backs” now repeating
That’s why I’m BLAMING EVERYONE EXCEPT ME in MY Tweeting!!!
IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!! I say again and yet again again
The “buck” has NEVER stopped with ME, the MOST BLAMELESS of MEN!!!
It’s ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT no matter WHAT it is
It NEVER been MY FAULT, OK??? It MUST be “hers” or “his”!!!

My fine WHITE Base is STILL with ME but “cracks” begin to show
“Farmers” especially grow mad, they CAN’T sell “crops” they grow
Our so-called “deficit” in “trade” with China is “exploding”
It’s NOT MY FAULT those slant-eyed LOSERS got our “grains” imploding
I BLAME the CHINESE, JAPANESE, and EVERY OTHER “EASE”
ALL so-called “Asian” slant-eyes have done NOTHING to ME please.

(But as for North Korea I’ll still give THOSE slants a pass
I LOVE that Little Rocket Man, like ME he’s Fat and Crass
And he knows how to run a “nation” right into the ground
Which I’ve been trying to do since the day I got to town
As DICTATORS go he is right up there among the BEST
And because I’m a “wannabe” ALL things he’s done I’ve blessed.)

And as for “immigration” it is NOT going MY way!!!!
I CANNOT get MY WALL built without making MY “troops” pay
MY military “budget” is a target I can hit
But to get WALL funds I NEED means MY “soldiers” grow less fit
To defend what’s left of so-called “democracy” abroad
And build more “kid cages” which blonde Toad Kirstjen can then laud.

Immigration, North Korea, and trade wars, Oy Vey!!!
SOMEBODY PLEASE make ALL MY recent “set-backs” GO AWAY!!!
It seems like EVERY DAY a new “set-back” descends on ME
If I DON’T get a WIN REAL SOON I WILL be HISTORY!!!
I may be able to CON MY Base for a LITTLE more
But without a GAIN I can claim SOON THEY’LL show ME the door.

8 March 2019

‘Not my fault’: Trump struggles to defend his record amid setbacks on immigration, trade, North Korea
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/not-my-fault-trump-struggles-to-defend-his-record-amid-setbacks-on-immigration-trade-north-korea/2019/03/06/19ab2ca4-4026-11e9-a0d3-1210e58a94cf_story.html

Trump supporters should be tired of all this losing
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/03/07/trump-supporters-should-be-tired-all-this-losing/