Tentacles

The BAD news is the WITCH HUNTERS!!! “investigating” ME
Are “going global” with vastly expanded inquiry
The have decided FAKE NEWS about Russia’s NOT enough
And so on to the Saudis they will next ask questions rough
And after that who knows what other countries they’ll harass
In their attempt to find SOMETHING with which to kick MY ass.

Of course they WILL NOT FIND ONE THING despite how hard they try
Trump Empire’s so convoluted it makes canned worms cry
They’ll NEVER untangle the tentacles I’ve spread around
Which run through EVERY country on Earth, mostly underground
But because to search MANY MORE world countries they intend
The GOOD news is their search is NEVER EVER going to end.

Their “global” search will keep on searching long after I’ve quit
Because I don’t intend forever to endure their sh*t
I never saw this stupid job as MY true destiny
And thanks to fine emoluments I’m now Rich as can be
So like in Vietnam I’ll say I’ve WON and split the scene
Leaving behind Bob Mueller and his bloated “global” team.

And once I’ve quit good luck when they try catching up with ME
After they have “investigated” EVERY world country
There are so many they will NEVER get their WITCH HUNT!!! done
While I play golf in Mar-a-Lago soaking up the sun
The WITCH HUNT!!! “report” I’ve so FEARED will NEVER come to light
Because MY global tentacles twist deeply out of sight.

14 December 2018

Mueller moves beyond Russia: Sources indicate the special counsel investigation is 'going global'
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/12/13/1818975/-Mueller-moves-beyond-Russia-Sources-indicate-the-special-counsel-investigation-is-going-globalization

Russia probe expands to the Middle East: Robert Mueller reportedly looking at Trump’s ties to Saudis
https://www.salon.com/2018/12/13/mueller-will-tie-trump-to-unsavory-middle-east-operatives-in-new-filings-report_partner/