Almost a Family Affair II

Who better for MY “Chief of Staff” than MY fine son-in-law???
Chris Christie didn’t want the job so he can eat it raw
And that guy who “they” say was MY “first choice” also said “NO!”
He was NOT MY “first choice”, BELIEVE ME, I say that”s “NOT SO!”
And ‘though I claim I still have dozens of MEN in reserve
Jared is the ONLY one who’s dumb enough to “serve”.

You’ve got to be an idiot to sign up for this job
Because the minute you are in I treat you like a slob
I’ll ignore EVERYTHING you say and NOT listen to you
Each time you try “advising” ME I’ll be “abusing” YOU
NOBODY tells ME what to do, not even ”Chiefs of Staff”
To think that dumbsh*t Jared EVER could is a BIG laugh.

But “they” say I should fill the job with SOMEBODY I trust
Because it is “embarrassing” when each choice bites the dust
And who better to step and fetch for ME than Jared K?
Who is the ONLY one who says he “wants it”, by the way
I’ll fake a few more “interviews” but MY “mind” I’ve made up
It is a snap to control Jared so I’ll trust MY GUT.

Once Jared is in MY well-oiled machine will run smooth
He’ll ask “how high?” when I say “JUMP” as overhead he’ll cruse
I’ve ignored EVERY other “Chief of Staff” since getting in
Jared is NO General but since “candidates” are thin
I guess that he will have to do as MY “Chief” for a hitch...
But wait! That Mick Mulvaney just agreed to be my bitch!

14 December 2018

Trump meets Christie as some advisers urge Kushner for chief of staff: sources
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-kushner-idUSKBN1OC33A

Christie Pulls Out of Trump's Search for New Chief of Staff
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-14/christie-is-said-to-be-trump-s-top-candidate-for-chief-of-staff

Report: Trump Considering Idiot Son-in-Law for Chief-of-Staff Job
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/12/jared-kushner-trump-chief-of-staff

(Late Breaking News:)
Trump names Mulvaney 'acting' chief of staff
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/14/politics/donald-trump-mick-mulvaney-chief-of-staff/

Consumer bureau morale plummeted under Mulvaney: report
https://thehill.com/policy/finance/421007-consumer-bureau-morale-plummeted-under-mulvaney-analysis