Flippery

“Flipping” ought to be illegal when it’s done to ME!
No “President” before has ever seen such Flippery
I can’t believe how many former “friends” have flipped to foes
I only demand LOYALTY, and THIS is how it goes??
Those bastards left ME high and dry and twisting in the wind
They’d better never ever try to re-flip back again!

If they try to get back in MY good graces they are dead
They are already dead to ME because of things they said
And things that they intend to say, those things may be the worst
Weisselberg, for instance, knows the secrets of MY purse
He knows where each Trump penny’s kept, he cooked MY books for years
The WITCH HUNT scared ME bad enough but now I have REAL fears.

What happens when that skunk reveals I don’t have one thin dime?
(That’s why I need so much free stuff, as “President” I’m fine)
He knows I’m totally beholden to the Russian mob
They scared ME into accepting up MY money laundry job
Behind the scenes big money out of Russia to ME flows
In ever growing vast amounts Weisselberg ALONE knows.

Oh, man, I’m in a pickle now, “law” wolves howl ‘round MY door
I’ve never been so scared of LOSING even once before
The wolves came in with FAKE NEWS!! vultures who’ll pick at MY bones
If I cannot distract enough to keep them on the phones
If I don’t keep distractions flowing I’ll end up in court
That’s why it’s time to go “maverick” and pardon Manafort.

The hell with MY “advisors” who think that’s a bad idea
I have to distract constantly, the WITCH HUNT’s drawn too near
So after Manafort, Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot too
I’ll pardon Judas and that Roman crucifixion crew
And then I’ll fire Mueller like I should have done before
This whole damned flipping thing has now flipped “friends” foe by the score.

24 - 25 August 2018

Trump wants to make 'flipping' illegal http://flip.it/x2720d

Trump Org CFO Allen Weisselberg given immunity by prosecutors to testify http://flip.it/cFiRew

Trump on flipping: Almost ought to be illegal http://flip.it/P0RKAJ