Total Conquest

I can’t believe “Alberta” just refused to split away
From LIBERAL WOKE “Canada” and join MY U.S.A.!
Of all the so-called “provinces” in that DUM “northern” land
“Alberta” was the ONLY one I “thought” deserved a hand

For being so “conservative” and “independent” too
So why did it reject its chance to DUM “Canada” SCREW???

“Alberta” would have been a “jewel” in MY EMPIRE’S CROWN

Because a lot of OIL and GAS within it are found

And lots of GOLD and SILVER too just waiting up there to

Be EXPLOITED and SENT MY WAY to MY WEALTH more accrue!

I could have made that happen had that DUM “province” SECEDED

From “Canada” which all along to do I to them pleaded!!!

Oh Well…Instead of gaining “northern” WEALTH the easy way

The whole “country” I guess I’ll VERY SOON without further delay

INVADE to GAIN IT as one TOTALLY CONQUERED deal

Instead of through “elections” gain big parts of it piecemeal!

Maybe on MY way to INVADING “Greenland” I’ll sent

My INVASION FORCE to “Canada” also append!!!

20 October 2026

Alberta votes to remain part of Canada by wide margin, CBC projects. https://flip.it/p8JxNo

Martial Law

Of Course I’ll declare “martial law” in just a week or two!

The ONLY way to NOT allow “midterm elections” to

Let the DUMOCRATS “recapture” the “House” and the “Senate”

Is to STOP ALL “elections” - So What if LIBTARDS resent it?

If they WIN their “priority” will be to IMPEACH ME

The prevention of which is ALWAYS MY “priority”

I can’t let their “priority” BEAT MY “priority”

MINE HAS TO WIN so “martial law” is how I’ll make that be!!!

Who needs “elections anyway? I certainly do not!

 “Elections” reduce IMMENSE POWER I’ve made sure I’ve got

Down to a “fraction” of that which I currently enjoy

And so Of Course it’s “martial law” I’ll be FORCED to deploy!!!

Be prepared for “martial law”!, it’s coming VERY SOON

And after it there won’t be any more “election” gloom

“Midterms” or otherwise for when ALL “elections” are done

Then “by default” I’ll WIN THEM ALL without a single one!!!

So don’t be so surprised when this “November” rolls around

And “elections” in EVERY “state” can no longer be found!

The ONLY way to maintain MY POWER eternally

Is “martial law’s” end of ELECTIONS for ETERNITY!!!

19 October 2026

Fearing defeat in midterms, Republican allies urge Trump to invoke martial law to seize elections. https://flip.it/H01rtl

Healthier By Far

MY GREAT “genes” and MY “lifestyle” will well allow ME to
LIVE FOREVER if that is what I DECIDE to do!

Nobody else has EVER been as HEALTHY as I am
In both “body” and “mind” that MY FREAT “genes” let ME command
I have NO “health problems” at all, not to ANY degree
Much less “very severe problems” you thought you heard from ME!!!

I NEVER “claimed” I’d “health problems” “severe” or otherwise!

That was FAKE FRAUD “news” intended to capitalize

On CASTING DOUBT on MY “ability” to continue

 Painting MY “Western Hemisphere” in red and white and blue

“Colors” ONLY I ALONE have the POWER to “paint”

By “choosing healthy lifestyle choices” that others ain’t!!!

I DON’T DRINK and I DON’T SMOKE and DRUGS I DO NOT DO

Which makes ME HEALTHIER BY FAR that EVERY ONE OF YOU

Who do and thus “reduce” the years you’ll stay alive on EARTH

Before if you’re a LOYAL MAGA getting a choice berth

In HEAVEN high above or if you are a DUMOCRAT

Spending your whole “afterlife” in HELL’S HOT BOILING VAT!!!

IGNORE whatever you have heard about MY “health”, OK?

NO “very severe problems” affect ME in ANY WAY

I’m “healthy as a horse” and will continue being so

As long as I choose to be before choosing to let go

By “shuffling” this “mortal coil” off to thus ascend

To HEAVEN where GOD HIMSELF to MY POWER low will bend!!!

18 October 2026

Psychologist details the truth behind Trump's 'very severe problems' claim. https://flip.it/9Axcygm

Scaramucci Records

“Half a Scaramucci” is a “record” so they say
But DON’T BLAME ME for “Zacharia” setting it, OK?
“Vetting” isn’t MY “job”, all who hope to work for ME
Are supposed to be “vetted” by someone to some degree
Before they bow down before ME and kiss MY sacred ass
And into MY “employment” they are then allowed to pass!!!

“Half a Scaramucci” has become apparently

A “measure” of how long a minion gets to work for ME

Before something they do or say or something in their past

EMBARRASSES ME to an extent I CANNOT let last

For very long (like maybe “half a Scaramucci”, say,

Before I “suggest” they’d be better off GOING AWAY!!!)

“Half a Scaramucci” is a “record” that may be

Standing for awhile or at least “temporarily”

Before the next “incompetent” “vetters” to ME has sent

I’ve FIRED for EMBARRASSMENT TO ME they should prevent

But didn’t so you see IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT AT ALL

Should shorter “Scaramucci records” attend each downfall!!!

17 October 2026

Katie Zacharia was too incompetent even for Trump. https://flip.it/7hO_di

Trump’s Private Scathing Criticism of Katie Zacharia Revealed By White House Reporters. https://flip.it/VOfC.o

Well Done

Kristi Noem (remember her?) worked so hard at her “role”
At MY “Shield of America” it took a heavy toll
On her ability to function so I’ve moved her out
Because “caring” for LOYALISTS is what I’m all about!!!

VERY SOON her new “role” I’ll announce to one and all
Into which she’ll slither in her ever upwards crawl

I don’t “know” what it will be but in it before she’s done

She’ll “accomplish” as much as she did in her last one!!!

What’s that you say?, you hadn’t heard of “anything” that she

In her “Shield of America” role “accomplished” for ME?

Of Course you hadn’t…the GREAT THINGS for ME that she did there

Were SUPER SECRET so naturally you stayed unaware!!!

But all those GREAT THINGS she did there are “finished” so it’s time

To move her on to her next “role” where she’ll do just as fine

Which VERY SOON I’ll come up with but meanwhile she can rest

In the glow of A JOB WELL DONE she SECRETLY did best!!!

16 October 2026

Noem out of Shield of America’s role, State Department confirms. https://flip.it/1SPPfN

You And We

It takes a “special” type of “you” to believe that “we” WE
“Care like crazy” about “you”…why would that EVER be?
Why waste a second of “our” time “caring” for “you” DUM SCUM
Who have NOT MADE A FORTUNE since “our” WAR “we’d” first begun???

“High Oil Prices” mean NOTHING to “we” WINNERS who know
How to “manipulate” STOCK PRICES either way they flow

Should they go “up” or they go “down” on any given day

Doesn’t matter since “we” MAKE A FORTUNE either way!!!

“Who is we?” you ask…well, it’s NOT “you” obviously

Who of “high oil prices” complain so consistently

“We’re” much too busy GETTING RICH to “care” about how “you”

Keep needing to “tighten your belt” as “you” try to get through!!!

ONLY “you” ALONE “feel the pinch” of “high prices” that

Have no ability to pin “we” WINNERS to the mat!

Just tighten “your” belts while you listen to “our” guarantee

That come “November” VOTES for “us” will SOON make “you” be “we”!!!

15 October 2026

'Who Is We?': Trump Blasted For Saying 'We're Making A Fortune' From High Oil Prices. https://flip.it/i_yQ68

Really Hard

It’s REALLY HARD to be MY LOYAL “Press Secretary”
To DEFEND and PROTECT ME no matter what “mess” you see
Because YOU CAN’T BLAME ME FOR IT no matter what I did
Or said or posted that made ME look like I’d “flipped MY lid”
Despite it being “obvious” I ALONE made the “mess”
BLAME SOMEONE ELSE while saying working for ME does you BLESS!!!

It’s REALLY HARD when you’re the next “spokesperson” I’ve employed

To CONDEMN EVERYTHING EACH DAY that’s gotten ME annoyed!

Although you’re the the next BLONDE in MY long line of BIMBOS you

Will find your “looks” won’t help you much when EVERY DAY I “screw”

Another “avoidable fiasco” into its place

Which leaves yet MORE egg slathered over your BLONDE BIMBO face!!!

It’s REALLY HARD to DEFEND ME no matter what I’ve done

And will keep doing until off into the setting sun

I ride away with ALL MY BILLIONS I as PRESIDENT

Conned out of STUPID MAGAS and STOCK MARKET “trades” that bent

“Investments” in MY favor thanks to thing I said or did

It’s just become your “job” to upon which keep a firm lid!!!

It’s REALLY HARD to do your “job” in ways I WILL DEMAND

You to to STOP each new “fiasco” from getting out of hand

If you can’t DEFEND ME “consistently” no matter what

I did, am doing, or will do although you’re the next slut

Announced as MY “Press Secretary” LOTS MORE BLONDES await

Their chance once you’re GONE to be BLESSED with a similar fate!!!

14 October 2026

Internet can’t stop laughing at White House press secretary’s short and awkward briefing: ‘Is this a hostage video’. https://flip.it/2rK9Ys 

JIMMY KIMMEL TAKES AIM AT TRUMP’S NEW PRESS SECRETARY: ‘HER READING IS GOOD FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD’. https://flip.it/LG8opm

All Too Small

So What if several “tiers” of “chairs” at MY RALLIES look “empty”?

In every case BILLIONS are waiting outside to see ME

But the DUM “halls” in which I “speak” are ALL TOO SMALL to hold

VAST MULTITUDES waiting in line to enter to behold

ME WHINE and SCREAM at what and who the latest is to PISS

ME OFF and since ALL halls are TOO SMALL MANY MY “rants” MISS!!!

To “seat” the BILLIONS of MY FANS now waiting patiently

In lines that stretch for MANY MILES to get in to see

ME the “venues” I require no current “hall” can meet

So MY GENIUS Brane came up with a “plan” NONE CAN BEAT

Which is to use those DATA CENTERS SO LARGE by “dimension”

To seat the MULTITUDES who come to MY “rants” pay attention!!!

OK…OK…I guess I get it… someday “we” may need

The MOST “advanced” S.I. there is to make “Chinese” chinks bleed

And to make them “throw in the towel” in the S.I. RACE “we”

“HAVE GOT TO WIN!” or so “advisors” have been telling ME

But that “contest” will take MORE “years” than I’m willing to wait

To WIN while right now ALL MIDTERMS sit squarely on MY plate!!!

ALL DATA CENTERS fully built and ALL now underway

Instead of filling them with S.I. stuff later I say

Since MY NEED’s MORE IMMEDIATE than RACING chink “Chinese”

To “win” the S.I. “crown” they should (as EVERYONE AGREES)

Be FULLY FILLED with “folding chairs” so when BILLIONS are waiting

To SEE ME they no longer “stand in line” anticipating!!!

13 October 2026

Trump Brags About Crowds ‘Already Waiting in Line,’ Then the Cameras Catch the One Thing He Hoped Nobody Would See. https://flip.it/58UUKH

Obsessive Renaming

I have RENAMED a “gulf” and I’ve RENAMED a big “lake” too
So now a MIGHTY “river” and at least “one” “ocean’s” due
To be RENAMED by ME to complete MY “water - based” set
Of  “wet” things that henceforth will bear TRUMP NAMES from ME they get
Because OBSESSIVE RENAMING is lately what I do
To take MY “mind” off “fiascos” and yours off EPSTEIN too!!!

Once I’ve RENAMED one or two “oceans” and a MIGHTY “river”

I’ll turn MY face towards the “sky” to up in it deliver

A “complete set” of yet another “element” to be

Made to contain MY GIVEN “names” throughout “eternity”!

But HEY!…Why  “limit” “air - based” RENAMED things like MY “wet” set

When BILLIONS of things “overhead” await TRUMP NAMES I bet!!!

There’s “clouds” and “winds” that need TRUMP NAMES in the “near” “atmosphere”

But HIGHER UP and FARTHER OUT than those I plan to steer

MY OBSESSIVE RENAMING - just consider if you will

EVERY “planet” and EVERY “star” there waiting to fulfill

Their GREAT RENAMING DESTINY that sends TRUMP NAMES their way

To make those names I’ve bless them with fill the “Milky TRUMP Way”!!!

Before MY “sky” I guess I’d better finish MY RENAMING

Of “earth - based” things around D.C. to which TRUMP NAMES will cling

But after EVERY “monument” and “building” I’ve RENAMED

In “Washington” (soon “TRUMP CITY”) you won’t find ME “restrained”

From RENAMING EACH “planet” “TRUMP” and BILLIONS of “stars” too

In “hopes” OBSESSIVE RENAMING “distracts” EPSTEIN from you!!!

12 October 2026

Trump’s Obsession With Renaming Everything Just Reached Another Bonkers New Height. https://flip.it/JkKtFK

Latest Enemy

If you call it “artificial” you’re MY ENEMY
Unlike fine MAGAS who remain SO LOYAL UNTO ME
By accepting it’s called “SUPER” now since I SAY SO
To give it’s former “artificial” name a big heave-ho!

I say SUPER INTELLIGENCE and you’d best say it to
If you have any idea at all what is good for you!!!

If you keep calling it “A.I.” then as MY ENEMY

MY ICE GOONS I’ll send VERY SOON to your locality

To I.D. YOU, DETAIN YOU, ARREST YOU, and SHOOT YOU TOO

Because you won’t call it “S.I.” like I DEMAND YOU DO

Which makes you the WORST KIND OF ENEMY I’ve currently

Come up with to “distract” you from what EPSTEIN was to ME!!!

If you don’t call it “S.I.” you WON’T find your ass in jail

Because you’ll be DEAD for wanting “A.I.” to still prevail!

I say it MUST be called “S.I.” which thus makes you to ME

A targeted example of the LATEST ENEMY 

I have to date created and you thus will so remain

Until the next I create to “thoughts” of those FILES restrain!!!

11 October 2026

Trump claims saying ‘AI’ instead of ‘super intelligence’ makes you the ‘enemy’ – people aren’t having it. https://flip.it/T6SUoj