He’s Back!

You were told MITCH McCONNELL wasn’t “dead” yet totally
And with his “return to Congress” today you now see
Rumors of his “demise” had been GREATLY EXAGGERATED
Because with “living” he is still somewhat associated!!!

His “three” months of “paid leave” received at taxpayer expense

Will be worth every penny in upcoming recompense 

Because HE’S BACK and on his LOYALTY I can depend

To DEFEND EVERYTHING I DO that DUMOCRATS “offend”!!!

WELCOME BACK to the “Senate”, MITCH - You’ve been TOO LONG AWAY!

It’s time to make up for LOST TIME by making LIBERALS PAY

By casting your VOTES once again as I “instruct” you to

Along with all MY other TOADS who’ve been waiting for you!!! 

Good for you for DISPROVING those so “certain” you were DEAD

You're obviously mostly NOT at least outside your “head”

Where your “bodks” somewhat “functional” as long as they wheel you

Around so what’s NOT DEAD in your “head” VOTES as I say to!!!

So let’s hear it for MITCH McCONNELL who’s returned today

From his tax-paid paid “recuperation” to for ME convey

Another VOTE I need to keep MY DOMINANCE prevailing

Thanks to OLD TOADS whose bodies, branes, and “characters” are ailing!!!

15 September 2026

Mitch McConnell returns to the Senate after three-month absence. https://flip.it/jyLpDv

McConnell Returns to Congress—After 3 Months of Paid Leave With Taxpayer-Subsidized Healthcare. https://flip.it/xs7ViK

Life’s Primary Goal

WHOEVER WINS WITH AI WINS so SCREW “human control”!
ONLY WINNING is “humanity ‘s” PRIMARY GOAL
And WINNING in the “future” (which they tell ME “lies ahead”)
Is WORTH the MINOR “chance” AI could make ALL “humans” DEAD!
So SCREW that LOSER calling for some DUM AI “slowdown”
I say “FULL SPEED AHEAD”, AI guys, IGNORE that DUM CLOWN!!!

WHOEVER WINS WITH AI WINS so IGNORE “consternation”

That there’s a 10% chance of “human annihilation”!

That’s such a TEENY TINY “chance” it is not worth a hill

Of beans compared with VAST FORTUNES that will SOON fill the till

Of EVERY AI “company” and SHAREHOLDER thereof

As long as AI GROWTH is NOT “slowed down” by “human love”!!!

WHOEVER WINS WITH AI WINS so let’s GET BACK TO WORK

“Developing” AI while we IGNORE that egghead JERK

THERE’S MONEY TO BE MADE so IGNORE “warnings” that display

“Concern” about the “human race” facing its “judgement day”

Due to the “pace” of AI “outpacing” “human control”

Focus instead on GETTING RICH - It’s LIFE’S PRIMARY GOAL!!!

14 September 2026

How AI 'Could kill us all': A breakdown of ex-Anthropic researcher's doomsday warning. https://flip.it/J94tc3

Trump Pushes Back on AI Slowdown, Says 'Whoever Wins With AI Wins,' Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella Says Tech Must Stay 'Under Human Control'. https://flip.it/wd7Zh9

Unraveling

I AM NOT “unraveling” before your very eyes!

I’m simply WORKING HARDER than you SCUMBAGS realize

To MAKE AMERIKA AS GREAT as “Hitler’s Germany”

Was back during “World War Two” or so MANY tell ME

And when you WORK AS HARD AS I DO a “nap” now and then

Renews the “energy” you need for HARD WORK once again!!!

So MY TREMENDOUS “body” is as HEALTHY as a “horse”!

But what of MY “mind” you may ask - is it on the same course?

Of course it is! In fact MY STABLE GENIUS Brane’s more

HEALTHIER than any Brane has been ever before!

ONLY the HEALTHIEST of Branes could have created so

Many BRILLIANT AI “memes” to on “Truth Social” show!!!

So have NO “fear” about MY “body” or Brane HEALTH, OK?

Ignore the 9-11 “nap” I took the other day

To “recharge” MY “batteries” and recognized the “memes”

I non-stop “posted” recently were HEALTHY to extremes

Because they portrayed ME in EVERY way MAGAS believe

That “body” and Brane HEALTH like MINE are destined to achieve!!!

13 September 2026

'Unraveling' before everyone's eyes: The week exposed Trump's collapse. https://flip.it/gF.XAr

Keep Forgetting!

It’s REALLY REALLY HARD to make DUM “voters” keep forgetting
About things I’ve done that “amount” to “aiding and abetting”
Like that DAMNED “Epstein scandal” stuff that STILL WON’T GO AWAY
Just because RICH WHITE MEN LIKE ME like to with “young girls” play

And MY “Reflecting Pool” FIASCO that’s now re-appeared
Because I’ve never offered “proof” of VANDALS to be FEARED!!!

And so once again in the “minds” of TRUMP-OPPOSING SCUM

“Memories” of “Reflecting Pool” FIASCO’s begun

To displace NORMAL “concerns” about MY “forever” WAR

I’d been “manipulating” to increase MY NET WORTH’S SCORE

With WAR I’d managed to suppress daily comments about

BOTH “Epstein” and FIASCO before STUPID “truths” came out!!!

I can’t believe that “contractor” I gave MY POOL JOB to

“Admits” to “culpability” that caused a SLIMY STEW

Filled with floating chunks of unadhereing BLUE debris

Instead of DEMANDING VANDALS receive the “first degree”

Of PROSECUTION they deserve once they are finally found

Which VERY SOON I say they’ll be despite “going to ground”!!!

So although he’s a “neighbor” who’s in MANY WAYS like ME

I NEVER again want to that toupee-wearing JERK see!

I thought he would stand by ME and BLAME VANDALS also but

His STUPID “confession” slammed MY VANDAL BLAME door shut

Thus returning MY FIASCO again to the fore

Like that DUM “Epstein” thing I can’t seem to SUPPRESS WITH WAR!!!

12 September 2026

‘Trump Was Lying’: Trump’s Reflecting Pool Fiasco Deepens as Contractor Admits What He Refuses to Confess Amid Push to Revive DOJ’s Case. https://flip.it/XXIg-t

Contractor Admits They, Not Imaginary Antifa Vandals, Wrecked the Reflecting Pool. https://flip.it/f_fwxe

The Pledge

At MY GREAT “Midterms” RALLY (the “first” there has EVER been!)

I filled BOTH MY APPEARANCES with HIGH-ENERGY VIM

In HATE-FILLED TIRADES against DUMOCRATS planning to “vote”

In “record” turnout to get their WOKE hands around MY throat

By causing “landslide victories” for their candidates who

Unlike MY LOYAL TODIES won’t let ME MY Country SCREW!!!

At MY GREAT “Midterms” RALLY MILLIONS who came to see ME

CHEERED EVERY CONDEMNATION they heard MY pig lips set free

Of EVIL COMMIE DUMOCRATS FAKE FRAUD “polls” indicate

Will “overwhelm” all “Midterm votes” to “defeat” MY whole slate

Of TOADIES running to remain in office and new ones

Running against EVIL DUMOCRAT COMMUNIST SCUM!!!

At MY GREAT “Midterms” RALLY I concluded MY TIRADE

With THE GREATEST “PLEDGE” that ANYWHERE EVER’s been made!

I asked the MILLIONS there to “solemnly” raise their “right” hand

And “repeat after ME” the “most bizarre pledge” EVER planned

To TURN THEM OUT in “numbers” guaranteeing NO DEFEAT

Of ANY TOADY I’ve “endorsed” by PROMISING THEY’LL CHEAT!!!

11 September 2026

‘You Go To Hell!’: Trump Ends Convention With The Most Bizarre Pledge You'll Ever Hear. https://flip.it/iJYR2u

WATCH: Trump leads RNC in pledge to 'cheat like hell' in November elections. https://flip.it/Vwc8cq

I “Promise”

I “promise” if REPUBLIKANS retain “Capitol Hill”
Every “adult” AMERIKAN will find CASH in their “till”!
I’ll send a CHECK for not just “one” or “two” or “three” or “four”
But for FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS if MY REPUBLIKANS score
BOTH the “House” and “Senate” so TOADS beholden to ME
Continue to allow ME remain PRISON CELL FREE!!!

I “promise” if  “Congress” remains in MY TOAD’S CONTROL

FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS sent to ALL “adults” will be MY “goal”

Which “adds up” to a TRILLION DOLLARS so they’re telling ME

But that’s ONLY if “EVERY adult” gets MY TOAD VOTE FEE

And an “adult” to ME is ONLY one who casts their vote

To keep TOADS in POWER and DUMOCRAT HANDS OFF MY THROAT!!!

I “promise” your FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS will be in the mail

If for MY “Congressional” TOADIES your “votes” DON’T FAIL

And BOTH the “House” and “Senate” remain in the hands of those

So willing to IGNORE “overt corruption” I expose

EVERY DAY in EVERY WAY through EVERYTHING I DO

So KEEP TOADS IN POWER and your CHECK I “promise” you!!!

10 September 2026

After Trump promised to pay $5,000 if Republicans win, here's what to expect Thursday. https://flip.it/e_0aRu

SUCH A DEAL!

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!, a DEAL that’s SO TREMENDOUS
There’s NEVER been a DEAL that’s anywhere near as STUPENDOUS!
No other DEAL in “history” has EVER been this GREAT!
You’ll be a TOTAL LOSER if you don’t participate!
MY DEAL is offering to SELL at MAJOR PROFIT LOSS
MAGA MERCH that otherwise into the trash they’ll toss!!!

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!, the BEST you’ve EVER heard:

VINTAGE MAGA MERCHANDISE at “prices” so absurd

I’m willing to practically GIVE THIS GREAT STUFF AWAY

Because “It’s not worth a crap anymore” is what some say

And I’m going to PROVE THEM WRONG! - It’s worth a buck or two

Which I’ll pocket by SELLING THIS CHEAP CRAP DIRT CHEAP to you!!!

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!, but you had better try

To TAKE ADVANTAGE of it QUICK for from shelves it will fly

At MY ROCK BOTTOM PRICES guaranteeing it will go

ONLY TO MAGAS FAST ENOUGH to be the first to show

Up at MAGA STORES still open to CHEAPLY obtain

“Mementoes” of a movement “history” will judge INSANE!!!

09 September 2026

MAGA merch is “Just not worth a crap anymore” according to some sellers. https://flip.it/fQ1LDt

Some Superhero ME

For MANY “hours” yesterday I posted pictures that
Showed ME wearing MANY types of SUPERHERO hat
And “maps” proclaiming “North America” was MINE to take
And claims that COMMIE DUMOCRAT “complaints” of “costs” are FAKE
And MANY OTHER random posts SO CRAZY I may see
The “25th Amendment” VERY SOON coming for ME!!!

For MANY “hours” yesterday “Truth Social” ran SO HOT

With “image” after “image” showing MY EGO was SHOT

Full of “visions” of MYSELF with very little room

Left within MY Brane to dispel AMERIKA’S GLOOM

With SO MANY “demonstrations” of EGO there to see

It’s little wonder the 25th’s HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME!!!

For MANY “hours” yesterday and again today too

MY Toadies occupying Congress did not have a clue

Of how to “justify” MY EGO postings that this Fall

May be the “last straw” that lines them ALL up against the wall

For their Midterm DEFEAT which will be a DUM thing to “fear”

Because some SUPERHERO ME will their VICTORY steer!!!

8 September 2026

Trump went on another Truth Social posting spree and people have had enough. https://flip.it/diXlpT

Trump Says He Wants To Rename A U.S. State In Stunning Daylong Meltdown. https://flip.it/rgFZRN

Donald Trump as Green Lantern? Why the Trump administration needs to stop (mis)using pop culture references. https://flip.it/X3-2uA

Calls Grow to Invoke 25th Amendment After Trump’s AI Truth Social Posts. https://flip.it/sWbNYD

Midterm Strategy

MY “Midterm Strategy” is BRILLIANT if I do say so
MYSELF because it's ALL ABOUT ME so even although
I’m “personally” not “running” on “one” ballot come this “fall”
“Pretending” I’m on EVERY ONE will WIN them one and all!
What more do MAGA “candidates” in EVERY “race” require
Than MY “implied” presence to make their VICTORY transpire!!!

MY “Midterm Strategy” will GUARANTEE a MAGA WIN

In EVERY “Midterm” race long before it starts to begin

Because whoever’s “running” I’ll be standing by their side

On their “campaign trail” or at least I’ll be there as “implied”

And by making the “focus” be on ME MYSELF and I

I’ll be the “reason” for the WIN by EVERY MAGA guy!!!

MY “Midterm Strategy” won’t MAGA “candidates” constrain!

Who Cares what “skeletons” their “background closets” may contain?

With ME beside them on their “ballot” theoretically

BILLIONS of “voters” will “vote” for them to thus VOTE FOR ME

So there’s NO WAY a “candidate” I “pretend” I’m beside

Can “lose” because MY “strategy” will turn their “Midterm” tide!!!

7 September 2026

Donald Trump Approval Rating Falls to Record Low on Economy—Poll. 
https://flip.it/eFZEad

Pay No Attention

PAY NO “attention” to “concerns” a “brunette” I may ME!

MY TOTALLY NATURAL “hair” is YELLOW as can be!

It’s just a wee bit “darker” because “Iranian” SCUM

Are keeping ME so busy I can’t get out in the sun

To PLAY GOLF where “sun-bleaching effects” of MY GOLF GAMES will

Restore MY “hair” to GOLDEN HUE that sunlight will instill!!! 

PAY NO “attention” to what your “eyes” in FAKE “photos” see!

BELIEVE ME when I say I’m “brunette” TEMPORARILY

The GLORY of the GOLDEN CROWN of “hair” atop MY “head”

Will return to “normalcy” VERY SOON as I’ve said

Once “Iran” SURRENDERS which they VERY SOON will do

After which MY “sun-bleached hair” will once again shine through!!!

PAY NO “attention” to “reports” that say I have become

“Brunette”, it just takes VICTORY and GOLF GAMES in the SUN

To restore the GOLDEN “color” MY “hair” will become

Once I return to the “links” after KILLING RAG-HEAD SCUM

Who still REFUSE to BOW to their DESTRUCTION I’ve ignited

With BOMBING RUNS I’ll now INCREASE to get MY “hair” re-lighted!!!

6 Sep 2026

‘What in the world?’ Trump sparks online frenzy with head-turning new look. https://flip.it/Gye_wt

Trump Is Apparently A Brunette Now, And The Internet Has Completely Lost Its Mind. https://flip.it/oI-8SR