In Reverse

“Inflation”? There’s NO SUCH THING! Food prices I’ve made SO LOW!
And I’ve made gas SO CHEAP gas stations pay your cars to go!
I TOTALLY DENY FAKE FRAUD reports “inflation” is
Giving U.S. “consumers” the “rising prices” biz!!

MY BIG MACS cost ME the same as they always have, OK?,
Which in MY case is NOTHING because for NOTHING I pay

Likewise for the fuel needed to drive Gov limos around

And helicopters and jet planes on which MY ass is found!!!

So don’t tell ME “inflation” in MY Country's still residen’!

As before I came along it had been caused by BIDEN

SLEEPY JOE destroyed America’s “economy”

Which I’ve now FIXED just months after MY LANDSLIDE VICTORY!!!

So like ME you’d be “smart” to DENY that there still exists

“Inflation” - if you DON’T I’ll add you to inflated lists

Of FOES who say “inflation’s” not just still around but WORSE

Than under BIDEN before MY WIN threw it in REVERSE!!!

4 November 2025

Trump denies that inflation is hurting Americans. It’s the same mistake that haunted Biden. https://flip.it/vhxh8y

Focus

“Focus”? What the Hell is that? MY GENIUS includes
“Focusing” on EVERYTHING that on MY brane intrudes
Upon MY brane immediately when at first I wake
And “learns” from FOX NEWS what “direction” that day it will take

To be ENRAGED about before the next “direction” comes
To “re-focus” MY brane on EVER CHANGING RAGE at SCUMS!!!

And so because MY STABLE brane finds “instability”

To be “focused” because FOX NEWS alters it hourly

Why should I care about what MY “economy” is doing

When so much other “random” stuff I’m “focused” on pursuing?

At least “12” times a day FOX NEWS new “direction” supplies

So why would I on MY “economy” “prioritize”???

“They” say MY “popularity” is “sinking like a rock”

So I’ll “focus” MY brane to upon WOKE JERK “pollsters” MOCK

For a few “minutes” before MY brane’s headed off again

In new “directions” FOX NEWS says next on it can depend

To gain the BIGGEST bang-for-the-buck “direction” to take

To DISTRACT from those “issues” pesky “Epstein files” make!!!

3 November 2025

With Trump’s focus elsewhere, the economy shows sights of trouble. https://flip.it/soMhl_

“Going to get a lot worse”: GOP-er says “no one wants to tell” Trump he’s “losing” on the economy. https://flip.it/AfLudE

Heady Wealth

Why shouldn’t I PARTY like it’s 1924

Surrounded by RICH “friends” with flapper decked-out “wife” or “whore”?

Since I co-opted “government” exclusively for ME

DISPLAYS of OBSCENE PRIVILEGE from ME you were bound to see!!!

“They” say it’s VERY “Marie Antoinette-y” what I’m doing

By building GOLDEN BALLROOMS while “starving” PEASANTS I’m screwing

But all of US as RICH AS ME just snap our fingers at

Our “critics” who are GREEN WITH ENVY WE have what they LACK!!!

So SO WHAT if MY “government” resembles “Tammany”?

That’s how “corruption” works for WE OF PRIVLEDGED PEDIGREE

As on WE go DISPLAYING PRIVILEGE any way WE choose

Because when you’re AS RICH AS US what have you got to lose???

2 November 2025

Trump hosted “Great Gatsby” Halloween party hours before SNAP funding lapsed. https://flip.it/Z1Uc_w

Cave In!

Although I’m NOT “dumbfounded” because “dumb” I’VE NEVER BEEN

I admit I am “puzzled” why DEMS have yet to begin

To CAVE IN to REPUBLICAN DEMANDS to admit they

Are the sole “party” RESPONSIBLE for “shutdown”, OK?,

Which ONLY THEY can END by admitting that THEY WERE WRONG

About the NEED to move MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL along!!!

When I first ordered MY main ass-kiss toad Mike Johnson to

Keep Congress OUT OF SESSION to the DAMNED DEMONCRATS SCREW

I figured in a week or maybe two at most they would

CAVE IN and agree to do what I DEMANDED they should

But that was MANY WEEKS AGO and THEIR “shutdown” keeps GOING

With MY MAGA REPUBLICANS being BLAMED for its sowing!!!

I’M NOT “dumbfounded”, OK?, but internally I “seeth”

Because toady Mike Johnson cannot pull out of his sleeve

An END to this dumb “shutdown” using BLAME he keeps on trying

To pin on DEMONCRATS which even some MAGAs aren’t buying

Especially when “awkwardly” he tries to “clarify”

“Apologies” for “failing” those SNAP-loss may soon make DIE!!!

1 November 2025

Trump baffled that Dems aren’t caving to his demands. https://flip.it/mlWi4Y

Insiders say Trump dumbfounded that Democrats haven’t caved on shutdown - and he’s seething. https://flip.it/T6PR8l

Speaker Johnson awkwardly corrects cabinet member who says “we” shoulder blame for SNAP benefits going unpaid. https://flip.it/s3xFIP

Higher Every Day

I’m the MOST POPULAR “President” the world’s EVER seen!

MY “approval rating” is SO HIGH above the “mean”

Whatever that is and it’s gotten HIGHER EVERY DAY

Since MY LANDSLIDE VICTORY blew “Kamala” away!

MY “ratings” are SO HIGH ALREADY there’s not many more

“Percent” left to achieve a PERFECT “100” score!!!

IGNORE ALL “polls” except for those that PROVE the world will NEVER

See a “President” achieve a HIGHER “percent” EVER

Which will just like MY TARIFFS VERY SOON be seen to be

THOUSANDS of “points” HIGHER than “100” you’ll soon see

Who knows how HIGH MY POPULARITY “percent” will grow

They may have to “create” NEW “numbers” to track it’s up-flow!!!

I hereby as MOST POPULAR PREZ EVER do declare

All so-called “polls” that DO NOT show MY “percent’s” on a tear

Are ILLEGAL and “pollsters” who DON’T say so will be

DEPORTED by MY ICE Goons on a FIRST PRIORITY

And even “pollsters” who claim MY “percent” is NOT AS HIGH

AS I SAY will find ICE them too to shit-holes will soon fly!!!

31 October 2025

Trump absolutely craters with young voters in new poll - WHOPPING 63-point swing in net approval. https://flip.it/MkWzCm

Fact check: Trump’s false claims about his poll numbers. https://flip.it/rGEqWo

This is how you know Trump is losing his grip. https://flip.it/XQv9A0

Less Bizarre

The BEST “government system” ALL of MY RICH “friends” agree
Is the kind of “dictatorship” the U.S. got with ME!
It makes ME kind of like a KING because it’s become clear
I’m the kind of LEADER “kings” in other “nations” FEAR
And thanks to MY TREMENDOUS GENES as time adds years to ME
I’ll be the OLDEST LEADER of a Gerontocracy!!!

It takes a LOT of OLD WHITE GUYS around to make ME look

BETTER by “comparison” despite gobbledygook 

I’m been spewing out lately so here are some “thanks” from ME

To 92 year-old TOTALLY SENILE Chuck Grassley

Whose “bizarre” comments yesterday made MY “issues” seem tame

By focusing headlines on an OLD WHITE GUY MORE INSANE!!!

I’ve told closet-gay Lindsey Graham to let Chuck Grassley be

The more “bizarre” he acts the more “normal” MAGAs see ME

He makes it easier to write off  “wandering around”

As “travel fatigue” rather than something MUCH MORE PROFOUND

That’s happening inside MY brane so Chuck: remain “bizarre”

You’re making MY “dementia issues” seem LESS than they are!!!

30 October 2025

Republicans tries to clear up 92 year old colleagues bizarre remarks. https://flip.it/iRDJg8

Solely Responsible

Apparently “Air Traffic Controllers” aren’t getting paid

During the weeks-long “government shutdown” DEMONCRATS made!

This BURDEN on AMERICA Republicans are trying

To END by telling WOKE LIBTARD DEMS to stop “concerned” crying

And DO WHAT’S RIGHT to end this FIGHT the DEMS alone made be

Because they REFUSE to accept TAX CUT PRIORITY!!!

“Air Traffic Controllers” must “door dash” and drive “Ubers” too

Because the DEMONCRATS REFUSE to do what’s RIGHT FOR YOU

By ending the “shutdown” REPUBLICANS are APPALLED by

In time to re-assure air travelers they’ll SAFELY fly

Come THANKSGIVING when MILLIONS usually travel by air

To fly HOME for the “holiday” about which DEMS DON’T CARE!!!

DEMS obviously DO NOT CARE for THANKSGIVING because

Their REFUSAL to end the “shutdown” treats FAMILIES LIKE SKUZ!

THANKS TO THEM NO ONE on upcoming scheduled “holidays”

Will be able to SAFELY travel via MY airways

Criss-crossing MY AMERICA because DAMNED DEMS WON’T BUDGE

From their REFUSAL to put an end to their “shutdown” GRUDGE!!!

Provided planes you’re flying on this THANKSGIVING don’t CRASH

REMEMBER the next time you VOTE to DEFEAT “shutdown” TRASH

Who are SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for ENDANGERING YOU

And YOUR FAMILY due to their REFUSAL to come through

With the APPROVAL ALL WANT for MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL

Which caused the ongoing “shutdown” which WILL YOUR FAMILY KILL!!!

29 October 2025

Transportation Secretary Sends a Warning to All Travelers. https://flip.it/2nnH0A

Trump Isn’t Easing the Shutdown Pain, He’s Inflicting It. https://flip.it/iZvD5s

Truly Great

I passed a PERFECT “physical” and PERFECT “MRI”

So how can FOES keep claiming I am NOT a “healthy” guy?

Everyone could see body and brane “health” flowing out

From ME during MY trip to THREATEN “Asians” with MY CLOUT

When wandering around wherever I was in “Japan”

Or “dancing” in “Malaysia” to MY “two-dick-tug “dance” plan!!!

MY “two-dick-tug” dance moves AREN’T “cringe” or “awkward”, they’re SPOT ON

As were MY “wanderings” around to find out where “she’d” gone:

That female Asian so-called “PM” who all there could see

Kept FOLLOWING MY LEAD wherever MY feet had led ME

BOTH MY “dance moves” and “wanderings” thus clearly indicate

Both “physically” and “mentally” MY HEALTH IS TRULY GREAT!!!

I’m SICK and TIRED of FOEs claiming MY HEALTH’S “lost its edge”!

“Mentally incapacitated” I AM NOT!…I pledge

EVERY LIBRARD DEMONCRAT who DARES “question” MY HEALTH

Whether “physical” or “mental” will find there’s NO “stealth”

In the LETHAL VENGEANCE that upon them WREAKED will be

Once I return from wherever MY feet and brane led ME!!!

28 October 2025

Social Media Thinks Donald Trump’s “Cringe” And “Awkward” Dance Moves In Malaysia Are A Sign Of Dementia: “He’s Mentally Incapacitated”. https://flip.it/z0LSnS

Trump, 79, Guided Around Room By Japan’s New PM. https://flip.it/tt8s.W

“He got those so wrong!”: Trump’s power move crumbles mid-brag as he slips into third person and fumbles every detail about his so-called IQ test. https://flip.it/a3u0Kr

Footprint

I am a MASTER BUILDER and as such I need to try

To BUILD BUILDING I want to BULID up HIGHER than the SKY!

TRUMP TOWER is as fine a prime example as you’ll hear

Of BUILDINGS I have BUILT that SOAR into the STRATOSPHERE!

So why be so “surprised” MY BALLROOM plans are changing to

Accommodate a LOT MORE HEIGHT, that’s what WE BUILDERS do!!!

So What if I once might have said I would NOT “compromise”

Existing White House “structures” to MY BALLROOM realize?

That maybe was MY “plan” at least FIVE plan changes ago

Before MY BALLROOM I “envisioned” MUCH HIGHER should grow!

As as it’s HEIGHT grew EVER HIGHER it’s “footprint” grew too

To “compensate” for what INCREASED HEIGHT would to it’s WEIGHT do!!!

And since EXPANSION was required to accommodate

MY BALLROOM’s greater HEIGHT by “compensating” for HEIGHT’s “weight”

I had to TOTALLY “demolish” the “East Wing”, OK?

So MY BALLROOM’s “footprint” supports INCREASED HEIGHT, OK!

Who “knows” what “footprint” MY SIXTH plan change will require soon?

I may have to TEAR DOWN THE WHOLE WHITE HOUSE to reach the MOON!!!

27 October 2025

5 ways the White House ballroom plans changed, sometimes dramatically. https://flip.it/C3f1Gr

Armed Intimidation

NO MAGA “Republican” may EVER WIN again

Given how the start of MY GREAT “second” term has been

The only way to get More Terms that we’re ENTITLED to

Like MY “forth” and “fifth” term is to do what fine TYRANTS do

To guarantee NO “free elections” EVER again are

Allowed because for AUTOCRATS “free” is a bridge too far!!!

And so at EVERY “polling place” in “California” I’ll

Soon be deploying masked ICE GOONS to “blue voters” revile

Thus “monitoring” vote casting through ARMED INTIMIDATION

Starting in “California” and then spread throughout MY NATION

EVERYWHERE where EVIL LIBTARDS on “Election Day”

Try to DEFEAT LOYAL MAGAs who HEAR and OBEY!!!

I’m “pretty sure” MY ICE GOONS will cause FEAR I’m “counting” on

That guarantees ALL “free elections” hereafter are GONE

But “pretty sure” is NOT completely “certain” so to be

ABSOLUTELY SURE “elections” from here on AREN’T “free”

Instead of dumb “non-lethal” WEAPONS MY ICE GOONS use now

I’ll authorize LIVE AMMO to ANTI-MAGA “votes” cow!!!

26 October 2025

Justice Department says it will send elections monitors to California on Election Day. https://flip.it/_O4pri

Trump to test courage of American voters with apparent intimidation tactics at the polls. https://flip.it/9y7PCe