Funny Isn't Funny

“Funny” ISN’T “funny” when it’s “funny” ABOUT ME
Which is why I am DESTROYING “late night comedy”

MY VICTORY continued last night when DEADMAN “Colbert”

Broadcast his LAST SHOW because his “humor’s” SO UNFAIR
Especially to ME but also to ALL MAGAS too
Who LIKE ME when it comes to “funny” know JUST OURS will do!!!

The “thin skin” MAGAS wrap themselves in stops from getting through

Anything to which DUMOCRATS think “funny” is due

NOTHING’S “funny” to US except that used to portray

OUR SUPERIORITY through the SMIRKS WE use to convey

OUR DOMINANCE and demonstrate WE ALONE being WHITE

Consider treating ALL WHO AREN’T as “jokes” to be OUR RIGHT!!!

Never again will LIBTARD “comics” on “late night TV”

Be allowed to ATTACK MAGAS through “jokes” thought “funny”

By DUMOCRATS, hereafter ONLY I am allowed to

About “spastics” and “faggots” and “immigrants” drop a few

SNIDE MOCKING “jokes” to MY CULT CROWDS there to be entertained

Who through MY MAGA-brand of “funny” keeps their HATE inflamed!!!

23 May 2026

Bitter Trump unloads on ‘dead person” Colbert as late-night star gets sensational clap out. https://flip.it/9hYikL

Inside Trump's growing frustration as his revenge tour loses its grip on media. https://flip.it/gd.vTJ

What a Surprise!

WHAT A SURPRISE about which I had NOT ONE SINGLE CLUE!
MY hand-picked “Arts Panel” APPROVED MY TREMENDOUS “plan” to
Build a two hundred fifty foot high ARCH HONORING ME
Directly across the “flight path” planes use when to D.C
They have been flying in and out…But So What? They can lose
That “pattern” of  “approach” and “take off” and another choose!!!

WHAT A SURPRISE to be allowed to MY SKY-HIGH ARCH build!

Why worry about “air safety”? With MY DREAM now fulfilled

Like everything else in D.C. “air routes” can also be

Altered to accommodate changes that HONOR ME

And like MY “TRUMP-Kennedy Center” and “Peace Institute”

MY ARCH may ENRAGE “critics” but why should I give a toot???

MY ARCH once it’s jutting proudly erect into the sky

Will frame the home of ROBERT E. LEE (what a SUPER GUY!)

Seen by looking one way through it while the other way

Views of the “Lincoln Memorial” will NOT convey

But that’s just a “coincidence”! MY “design” for the thing

Did NOT “intentionally” include Civil War “gaslighting”!!!

So VERY SOON when you fly into or out of D.C.

If you look in the distance you’ll be PRIVILEGED to see

Thrusting high above the trees by the “Patomic River”

The TRIBUTE TO ME that MY GLORIOUS ARCH will deliver

That glimpse will be worth any “inconvenience” that you may

Experience should your rerouted “flight path” cause delay!!!

22 May 2026

Trump’s Hand-Picked Arts Panel Approves His Big Arch Plans. https://flip.it/9Xg_P5

So Rad!

Without “adults” left in the room to stop ME I’ll soon say

“Why not just NUKE “Iran” to get this WAR out of MY way?”

As THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF I control an “arsenal”

Of “nuclear devices” that will never reach their full

Potential unless someone uses them as they can be

To VAPORIZE one’s ENEMIES and that someone is ME!!!

“Shrinks” say “frontotemporal dementia” has alas

“Shrunk” whatever’s left of both MY Brane’s “frontal lobe” mass

And what “restraints” and “inhibitions” I once may have had

Before “lobe shrinkage” let ME “think” that it would be SO RAD

To pretend to “TACO” again right before I drop

The first NUKE BOMB since “World War Two” to MY “Iran” WAR stop!!!

Who Cares what “Psychologists” say is “afflicting” ME?

I need a new “distraction” from “Epstein” controversy!

And DROPPING A NUKE on “Iran” would more than fit the bill

I need for yet another short while to “Epstein” shit CHILL

Before seeking the next “distraction” MY “shrunk” Brane “lobe” must

Find after I’ve turned “Iran” to “radioactive dust”!!!

MY “shrunk” Brane WANTS TO DO IT and no “adult’s’ here to stop

ME so be prepared to see the first NUCLEAR BOMB DROP

Since many many years ago or so they’re telling ME

Do NUKE BOMBS still “work” after so long? I’ll try one to see!

Plus as “distractions” go NUCLEAR WAR may be the ticket

I’ve long needed to ESCAPE from the “Epstein Files” thicket!!!

21 May 2026

Psychiatrist makes frightening prediction about Trump's decline: 'He wants to do it'. https://flip.it/Dq8IcW

Trial Run

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” FOES label “shambolic”
But MY Cultists so LOYAL TO ME see it as “symbolic”
Of how I’d said I’d REWARD those whose LOYALTY remained
UNQUESTIONED despite “proofs” I was a “pedo” unrestrained
Before as PRESIDENT FOR LIFE I “encouraged” them to
Overturn “votes” that ROBBED ME through MY fomented “coup”!!!

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” will primarily 

NOT be used to “compensate” those who showed LOYALTY

By breaking windows, beating “cops”, and pooping in hallways

During the hours I watched them on TV with wrapt gaze

Because MY “family” and I deserve to get MOST OF IT

For being the “brunt” for YEARS of DUMOCRAT BULLSHIT!!!

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” was a “trial run”

I used to prove I’m still able to INTIMIDATE SCUM

Toady “Republicans” to keep looking the other way

No matter what I do to make MY PRESIDENCY PAY!

“The Art Of The Lawsuit” will be the “book” enriching ME

For YEARS if I keep THREATENING to toadies “primary”!!!

20 May 2026

What to know about Trump’s $1.8 billion taxpayer-fueled fund for his allies and IRS audit agreement. https://flip.it/fZfSW6

Perverse In Reverse

When it comes to posts I post MY FOES have called “perverse”

The most “perverse” this week they say is “aging in reverse”!

OK, that “shackled alien” one they say was weird too

As was ME “bombing Earth from space” to MY sparse “prayer-fest” crew

But MY FOES’ “speculation” about “failing health” forced ME

To post photos proving I’m GROWING YOUNGER “reversely”!!!

I’ve “broken” every “rule” there was for being PRESIDENT

So why not break those claiming “none” can OLD AGE circumvent?

As all know I ALONE am “God’s” own CHOSEN ONE, OK?,

So to keep ME around why wouldn’t he hold “age” at bay

From MY HEALTHY BODY and MY GENIUS Brane by

Allowing “reverse aging” to ALONE TO ME apply???

IGNORE “photos” of caked-up pancake makeup on each hand!

IGNORE “photos” of ME “napping” - they MY “eye blinks” expand!

IGNORE “photos” showing ME “falling apart” more each day!

IGNORE “photos” implying “old age” to ME’s on the way!

ONLY MY posts portraying ME as “aging in reverse”

You MUST BELIEVE because ME growing “old” would be PERVERSE!!!

19 May 2026

Donald Trump Makes Bold Claim About ‘Aging in Reverse’. https://flip.it/tsK91

Trump posts AI-generated image of himself beside a shackled alien. https://flip.it/gCgQCt

Trump Goes Death Star Mode In Out-Of-This-World Posts During MAGA-Friendly Prayer Rally. https://flip.it/8F8LcB

Threat Words

It isn’t easy coming up with new THREAT! “words” each time
I tell “Iran” to SURRENDER or I WILL NOT BE KIND!
Coming up with “words” like saying they’ll be “decimated”
If they don’t OPEN UP THAT DAMNED “straight” aren’t anticipated 
The “first” time I use them but after that they tend to lose
Their STRENGTH and POWER to proclaim MY “promise” to ABUSE!!

MY latest THREATS! are “TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!” and “MOVE FAST!”

Which unlike “BOMB BACK TO THE STONE AGE” I used in the past

To THREATEN! “TOTAL ANNIHILATION” in each week’s “tirade”

And back MY “promise” to within “two weeks” I WOULD INVADE

Unless they MET ALL MY DEMANDS does not have the same STRENGTH

Or POWER of “words” used before I upped MY THREAT! “word” pace!!!

New THREAT! “words” aren’t as THREATENING as they used to be so

I’ll stop telling MY “staff” to “look them up” and instead go

Into MY STABLE GENIUS Brane where often before

I’ve discovered TREMENDOUS “words” like “cofefe” to score

Points against MY ENEMIES so no doubt MY Brane will

Come up new THREAT! “words” that MY STRENGTH and POWER distill!!!

18 May 2026

Trump attempts to threaten Iran again and people are getting bored of it. https://flip.it/muBebi

This Time Is Different

MY STOCK MARKET WILL RISE FOREVER…but only if I

As PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MY “economic skills” apply!

As long as I remain IN CHARGE due to ME it will stay

Advancing HIGHER to ME and MY OLIGARCH “friends” pay!!!

Predictions of a “MARKET CRASH!” that lately have been found

In “publications” and “podcasts” where “advisors” expound

“Analyses” of why MY MARKET will next “down” be sent

Ignore the ‘fact” that THANKS TO ME THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT!!!

As MY “attorney general” SCREAMED at “questioners” SO DUMB

Under me the “Dow” at 50,000! had become

“Stocks” are the only thing we should have been talking about

Instead of STUPID QUESTIONS about “files” long thrown out!!!

MY MARKET will keep soaring up into the “stratosphere”

As long as I REMAIN IN CHARGE of it year after year

If “god forbid” some DUMOCRAT regains the role that I

Now fill by ROBBING ME AGAIN MY STOCK MARKET WILL DIE!!!

And so be SURE when you cast your “Mid Term Elections” vote

To SUPPORT ME by electing only those who I quote

“Have MY ENDORSEMENT” because they alone will without fail

Keep MY MARKET SOARING by keeping ME OUT OF JAIL!!!

17 May 2026

Prediction: The Trump Bull Market Will Come to an Abrupt End Because of 2 Decisions Made by the President. https://flip.it/lyRyWT

Insulting Genius

Another “perfect statement” from MY pig lips to your ears

Now doubled down on to increase your “economic” fears

Is generating disbelief throughout the GOP

Who haven’t got a reelection prayer apparently

If things I say like what I said that then get double downs

Become sound bites in campaign ads for some DUMOCRAT clowns!!!

Did you notice? I used “DUMOCRATS” instead of using

“DEMONCRATS”, MY “usual” for LIBTARD “name” abusing!

Because I am a GENIUS I’ve very cleverly

Created a new INSULT by exchanging “U” for “E”

And removing the “B” because who needs “B” when you say

“DUM” which like “DUMB” is “pronounced” exactly the same way???

MY cleverness at changing “E” to “U” and dropping “B”

Shows everything MY pig lips say is PERFECT COMPLETELY

Because only a GENIUS alone like I am could

Come up with such a clever way to INSULT LIBTARDS GOOD

Because they’re “DUM” (as are “critics” so “glad” to hear ME say

I’m “not thinking at all” about what CHUMPS for gas now pay)!!!

16 May 2026

Trump doubles down on controversial seven-word statement - much to critics' delight. https://flip.it/4jSCTo

“Perfect statement”: Trump defends saying he isn’t thinking about Americans’ finances during Iran war. 

https://flip.it/Mq-R-9

Trump doesn't care about Americans. He just admitted it. https://flip.it/BMojOv

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gives-rambling-for-dummies-breakdown-of-his-dumocrat-democrat-jibe/

No Doubt

I’m heading back from “China” where things went TOTALLY GREAT!
To all I wanted “Xi” no doubt will SOON CAPITULATE!

Meanwhile we agreed “Hormuz Straight” should be reopened quick
And the U.S. should not into “Taiwan” its fingers stick
And BIDEN was the reason MY Country was in DECAY
Before I SAVED IT (I’m certain that’s what I heard him say!!!)

I LAVISHED PRAISE on “Xi” as a GREAT “friend” and he will soon

No doubt “return the compliment” because I make him swoon

For never has such a GREAT LEADER to his “country” flown

To MAKE DEALS “beneficial” to MYSELF as I am prone

To do usually by THREATENING but in his case by

PRAISING him like he’ll no doubt do to ME by and by!!!

Just what will gain through MY “visit” we’ll have to wait and see

But no doubt it will lead to GREAT DEALS I can guarantee

Because all know The Art of the Deal is MY “stock in trade”

And “Xi” knows I can back MY DEALS with MY THREATS TO INVADE

His pip-squeak “country” if he does not SOON kow tow to ME

And ACCEPT “terms” I DEMAND (to which no doubt he’ll AGREE!!!).

15 May 2026

Trump and top CEOs leave a more self-reliant China with few deals to show for it. https://flip.it/i-3N-Z

Very Small Print

Why should I “care” about how your “finances” are beset
Due to MY WAR? MINE are just fine and getting better yet
As more CHEAP CRAP I “market” to poor suckers in MY “cult”
Who every time I offer something turn their pockets out

To send ME CASH that “guarantees” they’ll get something that’s “mint”
Unless they won’t as “stipulated” in very small print!

Why “think” about “finances” at all, even just a bit

In relation to how MY “Iran” WAR has them hit

So hard among MAGA cultists as “poor” as they can be

Unlike Dear Leader who’s been “conning” them consistently

By offering cheap gee-haws to which I’ve affixed MY name

Or turn out to be “vaporware” but ENRICH ME the same???

It’s SO EASY to “scam” MY MAGA Cultists I do it

Each time I “promise” I’ll deliver some TRUMP-ENDORSED SHIT

Which may or may not exist but if not then you can bet

Very very small print still their CASH to ME will get

Without chance of a “refund” from STUPID Cult SUCKERS who

“Reserve” their right to “wait in hope” that MY CRAP will come through!!!

14 May 2026

Trump Says ‘I Don’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situations’ When Negotiating Iran War. https://flip.it/aC.YsJ

Trump Iran Tirade Visibly Rattles GOPers as Leaks Expose New Blunders. https://flip.it/_8PdV

The Trump Phone may not be total vaporware after all. https://flip.it/VXxGh0 

Trump Mobile CEO says the phones are shipping. The terms and conditions say it doesn't have to. https://flip.it/WBq3xf