Yet Once Again

Today is “National Shutdown Day” so they’re telling ME

When LIBERAL TRAITORS REFUSE to spend any MONEY!

Fine BUSINESSES run by MY OLIGARCH “friends” will be hit

Because today their PROFITS will all be GOING TO SHIT

Which could further hurt MY STOCK MARKET that’s been going down

Lately because I’m stuck ‘till “March” with that dumb “Fed Chair” CLOWN!!!

Everything “economically” was going GREAT until

That Davos thing and second “domestic terrorist” KILL!

Apparently LESS now “trust” ME both “abroad” and at “home”

Because both MY “mind” and ICE Goons show tendency to roam

A bit “off-topic” in the case of MY GENIUS brane

And into “illegalities” ICE FOES have called INSANE!!!

If MY STOCK MARKET keeps “sinking” or (shudder) it should CRASH

And MY ICE Goons continue SHOOTING “protesters” to SMASH

Resistance to MY ILLEGAL ALIEN “policy”

The “implications” could treat ME SO VERY UNFAIRLY

Unless I “double-down” yet once again as I tend to

Each time “We the People” are “sure” “comeuppance” is due!!!

So to replace “Bovino” a new ICE Goon I have sent

To “Minneapolis” to DEFIANCE prevent

From gaining “the upper hand” in “the public’s” perception

That ICE Goon presence equates to “illegal insurrection”

Against the “We The People” mob, and as for “Greenland” I

Will pretend I don’t want it anymore ‘till BOMBERS fly!!!

30 January 2026

“National Shutdown” set for Friday: What to know. https://flip.it/TIewmU

Losing the public while fighting for MAGA to stick with Trump. https://flip.it/ahoMme

Many Premiers

At the TRUMP CENTER tonight a SELECT FEW get to see

The first of MANY “premiers” of the “documentary”

That will be GLOBALLY released on the following day

Whereupon BILLIONS of viewers will all willingly pay

Whatever the ticket price is I say it should be

To MAKE A PROFIT from MY “wife’s” attempt to UPSTAGE ME!!!

Anyone with ENOUGH CASH to buy a ticket will

Get to see MY “wife’s” ambition for “stardom” fulfill!

I’m allowing her to steal the spotlight from ME for

The duration of her film into which CROWDS will pour

To see her “tender” “human” side on display for the fee

They pay that will go STRAIGHT TO ME because THAT WHORE AIN’T FREE!!!

Melania’s movie “premier” will get things back on track

For MY TRUMP CENTER operations to get back to “black”

From deep dark “red” where they have bled ever since I became

The MANAGING DIRECTOR of the place that BEARS MY NAME

So like KID ROCK! Concerts I’ll run her “premiere” EVERY NIGHT

And REQUIRED ATTENDANCE will bring “black” again in sight!!!

ANOTHER TRAITOR has “resigned” so they are telling ME

From the so-called “staff” MY TRUMP CENTER had hired to be

Making ME a PROFIT which THEY DIDN’T…but Why Care

If “staff members” like “performers” are not seen anywhere

In the halls of MY CENTER now that I’ve got KID ROCK! and

That NOT A WHORE I “married” bringing PROFITS back in hand???

29 January 2026

Melania Trump’s documentary premieres at the Kennedy Center ahead of global release. https://flip.it/H18Tro

Another Top Kennedy Center Official Resigns. https://flip.it/FF0fvL

Kennedy Center: Don’t Mend It, End It. https://flip.it/XyEOP8

Mutual Delight

Behind the scenes NONE ON MY “staff” are “scrabbling”, OK?
There’s NO “in-fighting” among them in any kind of way!
With joined hands they sing “Kumbya” together every night
After WORKING CLOSELY TOGETHER in their daily fight
Against DOMESTIC TERRORISM in Blue cities where
ALIEN ILLEGAL CRIMINALS are present EVERYWHERE!!!

All “rumors” to the contrary MY WHOLE STAFF GETS ALONG

Without a trace of “friction” in their “cooperative” throng!

MY White House and “Cabinet” staffs WORK CLOSELY AS CAN BE

To “execute” WHAT I WANT (‘though they’ve not heard it from ME)

Not one of them can face the WRATH they know I will display

If they don’t ALL TOGETHER do EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!!!

Given the SUPER CLOSE “relationship” throughout MY “staff”

The “thought” of “conflict” between Noem and Miller is a LAUGH!

ICE Barbie and Nazi Steve are like two podded peas

Who WORK TOGETHER “seamlessly” to make MY “policies”

About DEPORTING CRIMINAL ALIENS day and night

The “focus” of their SHARED EFFORTS and MUTUAL DELIGHT!!!

28 January 2026

https://open.substack.com/pub/jefftiedrich/p/sewer-clown-smackdown-ice-barbie?r=chlgf&utm_medium=ios&shareImageVariant=overlay

Noem Knifes Miller. https://flip.it/QJCmw_

The Underside of the Bus. https://flip.it/wTR-Ra

Hat Trick

Kristi Noem’s a puppy-killing bimbo but she is
MY puppy-killing bimbo so it’s up to ME to give
Her ass the heave-ho out the door if that’s what I decide 
To do if her P.R. “fiasco” I cannot abide
With anymore but like the whore I’m married to I may
Keep her around because as bimbos go SHE LOOKS OK!!!

The “National Review” is telling ME that I should fire

Noem’s puppy-killing ass into the sun to thus retire

The BAD P.R. “publicity” she generated when

She said that “nurse” was a “domestic terrorist” and then

Refused to back down when “videos” proved it wasn’t “true”

But DAMN SHE LOOKED GOOD IN THAT HAT so what am I to do???

Kristi begged ME to “meet” with her so late into last night

I let her “plead her case” to ME to try to set things right

Between us after I had thrown a SCREAMING HISSY FIT

Because her “jumping to conclusions” LANDED ME IN SHIT

And so we “met” for two hours which is why I today

Am pleased to announce she and her HAT aren’t going away!!!

I’ve already thrown “Pee-Wee German” under the bus so

There’s no need to exile Noem too to some “El Centro”

I’ll place all blame for the ICE MESS on that “Gestapo” jerk

And let Kristi and her BIG HAT again return to work

Because there’s NOTHING that late-night “discussions” can’t make right

When at those “discussions” a HAT “trick” comes into sight!!!

27 January 2026

“Fire Kristi Noem Into the Sun” : National Review Publishes Scathing Takedown of DHS Secretary. https://flip.it/gUZ6Vj

Trump holds late night crisis talks with Kristi Noem amid reports her job is at serious risk. https://flip.it/knqCY3

Greg Bovino Loses His  Job https://flip.it/9BF3BL

Official Videos

NOBODY BUYS the “message” MY ass-kissers have put out
About “Domestic Terrorists” and guns “brandished” about!
No matter what ICE Barbie, Nazi Steve and others say
About what happened “phone videos” blow their claims away!
It’s HARD to CONvince those who’ve seen things with their own eyes to

Believe that what they saw THEY DIDN’T SEE WE’RE TELLING YOU!!!

It’s HARD to GASLIGHT “protesters” whose eyes aren’t CONvinced they

Saw what MY Toadies say they saw and NOT the other way

Around even if they were “filming” when ICE shots rang out

To STOP “Domestic Terrorism” beyond any doubt

From THREATENING with “brandished” guns ICE PATRIOTS whose jobs

Are to PROTECT those same “protesters” calling them “rogue slobs”!!!

But NEVER FEAR, “AI” soon here will “visually” PROOVE

What MY ICE GOONS say “happened” HAPPENED to “correct” the groove

Arising from the MISPERCEPTION of what had gone down

By “protesters” whose phones have sent FAKE “videos” around!

ONLY OFFICIAL “VIDEOS” AS AUTHORIZED BY ME 

Are to be “believed”…NOT those your eyes “saw” previously!!!

26 January 2026

Videos of deadly Minneapolis shooting of Alex Pretti contradict Trump administration statements. https://flip.it/VxoSCn

“They Know They’re Cooked!”: Trump Officials Try To Keep Their Lies Together - Until Noem Suddenly Cracks, Backs Off One Crucial Point, and the Panic Takes Over. https://flip.it/FSuCj7

Believe Your Eyes. https://flip.it/_Fn_Yn

Whatever Comes To Mind

MY SPOTLIGHT has to SHINE ON ME and SHINE ON ME ALONE!
On NO ONE ELSE for very long must it EVER BE SHONE!
When it dares STRAY AWAY from ME I IMMEDIATELY
Do WHATEVER “comes to mind” to SHINE IT BACK ON ME!
That’s why I keep “flooding the zone” on each and every day
With things like “Greenland” that even I “know” are DUMB, OK???

Since MY return to POWER via LANDSLIDE VICTORY

EVERYTHING I do is done to SHINE LIGHT BACK ON ME

Whenever something happens that from ME has made it STRAY

For something else that’s happened before the next thing I say

Or do “distracts” you to RE-SHINE it back again on ME

From whatever SHONE IT OFF ME “momentarily”!!!

So what the HELL will I do if continuing ICE “killing”

In “Minneapolis” MY LIGHT from ME keeps spilling?

Who knows? I don’t! But just be sure WHATEVER it will be

Will SHINE MY SPOTLIGHT BACK ON ME extremely “rapidly”

And hold it there until the NEXT ICE “murder” makes ME make

WHATEVER “comes to mind” happen MY SPOTLIGHT RETAKE!!!

25 January 2026

Why Trump Won't Stop Until Everything Is Destroyed. https://flip.it/IPf_v_

Dictating Diplomacy

Nazi Steve is PRAISING ME for having given a

“Masterclass in Diplomacy” in “Davos” where they say

Our so-called “allies” realized just how BADLY they had been

Treating MY Country when I soundly HIT THEM ON THE CHIN

With “Diplomatic Criticism” MY GREAT “speech” conveyed

As a pre-bombing warning to shitholes I MAY INVADE!!!

Nazi Steve is PRAISING MY “Diplomacy” ALONE

For allowing ME to regain both the CROWN and THRONE

Of WORLD DOMINATION MY Country well knew before

OBAMA and JOE BIDEN swept “MIGHT MAKES RIGHT” out the door

But thanks to ME RAW POWER has again come to the fore

From which it will DICATE “Diplomacy” forevermore!!!

Nazi Steve is PRAISING ME for EVERY “word” I said

In “Davos” to “allied cooperation” KILL STONE DEAD

And by so doing “encourage” “allies” to GROW A SPINE

By THREATENING INVASION if they dare step out of line

(But if during EMPIRE-building I find I require

Them to “join” what “spine” they’ve grown I’ll DEMAND they “retire”!!!)

24 January 2026

Steven Miller Praises “Masterclass in Diplomacy” After Trump Insults Allies. https://flip.it/JchLNn. 

Steven Miller Sucks Up To Trump After Davos Disaster. https://flip.it/TO-Dth

Fixing Fake Things

AS ALL KNOW “affordability’s” a HOAX, OK?

Which MY “administration’s” WORKING HARD to bring your way!

There’s NO QUESTION it’s something that the DEMONCRATS MADE UP

Which I’ll make you BENEFIT FROM so quick it is “abrupt”!!!

MY “laser-focus” on “affordability” will stay

STRONG to make it more than just for OLIGARCH “friends” pay

So BE PATIENT awhile while a DEM HOAX so FAKE and WEAK

MY “administration” finds some way to FOR YOU tweak!!!

“Affordability Messaging” will “confusedly”

Continue to be alternately SCORNED and STRESSED by ME!

As MY “administration” keeps on “working” OVERTIME

To make the FAKE FRAUD DEMONCRATIC HOAX make your lives fine!!!

BE PATIENT, OK?, because FIXING FAKE THINGS IS HARD WORK!

Especially things left behind by BIDEN (WHAT A JERK!)

Don’t be “confused” by “messaging” MY “admin” to you’s sending

About “focus” on SOMETHING FAKE on which your life’s DEPENDING!!!

23 January 2026

The Trump Administration’s Affordability Messaging Is Confusing Americans. https://flip.it/l0A6FX

Concept/Idea/Plan

There’s a concept of an idea of a plan that MUST BE
REAL no matter what is said by some DUMB “Dane” MP
Because that concept of an idea of a plan is from
The GENIUS of MY BRANE which is STABLE as branes come!!! 

That MP like ALL OTHER “NATO” FOES who say there’s NOT

A concept of an idea of a plan I WILL HAVE SHOT!

They have no further RIGHT TO LIVE if they DO NOT AGREE

The concept/idea/plan THAT IS is a REALITY!!!

ONLY MY BRANE ALONE has the GENIUS to see

The concept of an idea of a plan’s “infinity”

Which is a very very very long time so those say

Who got the word “infinity” to in MY brane make stay!!!

About the concept of an idea of a plan that IS

Despite what some DUMP MP says more “details” I will give

Sometime someday some year ahead but for now why hurry

To reveal them when I have a whole “infinity”???

22 January 2026

Trump-Greenland latest: U.S. president’s claims of a deal with NATO over Danish territory ‘not real’, says MP. https://flip.it/brrFFW

Bored Of Peace

If your “country” receives an “invitation” to join MY
BOARD OF PEACE it had better ACCEPT and here is why:
The HONOR OF MEMBERSHIP on MY BOARD under ME
Will let you visit GAZ-A-LAGO for a REDUCED FEE
If as a MEMBER of MY BOARD you’ve helped ME to efface
The shithole once there that MY GOLDEN RESORT will replace!!!

Once GAZ-A-LAGO’s built the whole world will be THRILLED to see

How I turned a rubble “strip” into SHEER LUXURY

For those willing to pay MY entrance fee of THOUSANDS to

Relax on GOLDEN BEACHES drinking a MAI-TAI or two

And as a MEMBER of MY BOARD your entrance fee will be

MUCH LOWER thanks to the BILLION to join you gave to ME!!!

ONE BILLION is all it will take for your “country” to be

A PERMANENT MEMBER of MY BOARD which as all agree

Is the GREATEST HONOR your “country” will EVER know

And ALMOST guarantees above you MY BOMBERS won’t show

Unless like “Greenland” I decide I want your “country” too

In MY EMPIRE in which case your INVASION is due!!! 

21 January 2026

Trump could potentially chair Board of Peace for life: $1B contributions are voluntary. https://flip.it/D8DAj2