The Fittest Ever

I’m NOT a “sack of shit”, OK?, I’m SLIM as SLIM can be!
It’s DAMNED DEM COMMIE CAMERAS putting FAKE FRAUD “weight” on ME
That makes each “photo” of ME appear to both FOES and FANS

To make MY “waistline” look like it CONSISTANTLY EXPANDS

Which obviously ISN’T “true” nor “representative”
Of the HEALTHY LIFESTYLE all know I ALWAYS live!!!

I’m NOT an “Anti-Christ Shit Sack”, OK? “Christians” agree

GOD would NOT “choose” someone FAT which is why HE CHOSE ME 

To lead his FAITHFUL MAGA MOB into the GOLDEN LAND

I “promised” them they’d see if they’d lend ME a constant hand

By sending small “donations” in to help ME dodge each trap

DEMONCRATS set for ME and by buying TRUMP-BRAND CRAP!!!

I’m NOT “obese”! MY latest “weight” is ONLY “borderline”

Towards “obese” which MY “doctors” agree for ME is FINE

So DO NOT be “concerned” about “big” helicopter chairs

I “overflow” nor about “stomach” size drawing your stares!

I have NEVER BEEN HEALTHIER - MY “body” like MY “mind”

Is the FITTEST EVER on a PRESIDENT you’ll find!!!

20 July 2026

‘He is Seething with Rage Over This Photo’: Trump’s New Pic Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons as Viewers Zoom In on His Presidential Seat. https://flip.it/Ben-B-

Who Cares?

Of Course it’s “very sad” when US “service members” die
In MY “Iran” WAR” but NO BLAME TO ME for it apply
WICKED DUM “Iranians” are TOTALLY TO BLAME
For having refused to take full advantage when I came
To LIBERATE THEM from DICTATORSHIP under which they
Had SUFFERED before MY MISSILES and BOMBS blew them away!!!

The “sane and decent” thing to do they tell ME is to “grieve”

When “soldiers” die but why should I? It’s not like I believe

In anyone except MYSELF and partially also 

“Members” of MY “family” who MAKE MY FORTUNE GROW!

“Service members” aren’t related to ME and so they

Contribute NOTHING to MY WEALTH “dead or alive”, OK???

If MY WAR lasts “forever” (which is the current “best guess”)

As long as it keeps MAKING MONEY FOR ME let the mess

CONTINUE because that will allow MY “stock manipulations”

To add BILLIONS MORE than I’d gain through MY “grifting” equations!

If one “outcome” of MY WAR is INCREASED NET WORTH FOR ME

And one’s DEAD “service members” Who Cares - THEY’RE NOT “family”!!!

19 July 2026

Trump on US service members killed in Jordan: ‘It’s a very sad thing’. https://flip.it/V_2GSe

‘If only Trump were sane and decent': President outrages with response to soldiers' deaths. https://flip.it/RuxThw

The Greatest Enemy

For MUCH TOO LONG “Canadians” have sent their “air” MY way!

“Air” that’s filled with SMOKE from FIRES burning there all day

And night EVERY SUMMER which fill ME with ANGRY GRIEVANCE 

Because I CAN’T PLAY GOLF when SMOKE causes “lungs” INCONVENIENCE

And apparently “breathing” is IMPORTANT , OK?,

So I DEMAND “Canadian Air” from ME kept AWAY!!!

To make “air” at MY GOLF COURSES again smoke-free “pristine”

I’ll TARIFF “Canada” for EVERY “air molecule” seen

Blowing into MY Country from their “northern” DUMP where

They’re burning WILD FIRES without one concern or care

For ME not clearly seeing on MY “fairways” and “greens” where

MY “caddies” drop MY BALLS because SMOKE HAZE obscures MY stare!!!

I’ll start with TARIFFS! but you can bet I’ll VASTLY EXPAND

MY WAR with “Canada” if their “air” continues to land

Anywhere south of their “border” where I’ll MAKE THEM PAY

To construct a “vapor” WALL that makes their SMOKE “air” stay

On their side so on mine I can see MY BALLS again

But if that WALL also won’t “work” I’ll use MY SHARPIE PEN!!!

By the time MY PEN’s added to MY WAR with “kanucks”

Their END WILL BE UPON THEM because they’ll be in MY “books”

THE GREATEST ENEMY AMERIKA HAS EVER KNOWN

Because their ‘air” refuses to leave MY GOLF GAMES alone!

I don’t care about MILLIONS being told to STAY INSIDE

But STOPPING ME from PLAYING GOLF means WAR WILL BE applied!!!

18 July 2026

Trump fumes over Canadian wildfire smoke and issues tariff threat. https://flip.it/Op3Su

Military Machoization

There is no point in challenging the “speech” I made last night
Because it was TOTALLY CORRECT and ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
EVERY “fact” included about being ROBBED of MY
“Second” LANDSLIDE VICTORY will be the reason why
I’ll NEVER let AMERIKA hold “elections” again
Because as shown last night on “free and fair” I CAN’T DEPEND!!!

With ALL “future elections” thus completely done away

With let’s “focus” instead on MY WAR DEPARTMENT’s play

To “measure” the MIGHTY MANHOOD of all MACHO MEN

Who hope to keep their “jobs” because SIZE MATTERS in the end

Except instead of using “size” as his MEASURING STICK

Hesgeth will identify whose “T-Levels” aren’t thick!!!

To prove “testosterone” in WARRIORS is high enough

For EVERYONE in MY ARMED FORCES to have the RIGHT STUFF

Henceforth ONLY MEN with proven “X-Y chromosomes”

Will be allowed to remain in the WAR JOB each one owns

Provided they’ve got enough “T” to PROOVE THEIR MANHOOD’S SIZE

Is BIG ENOUGH to NOTHING of their MACHO compromise!!!

Of course if you’re a WOMAN in MY MILITARY you

Will have to find another “job” appropriate to do

In the “kitchen” or if like MY “wife” you cannot “cook”

The “bedroom” may be the place to “paid jobs” for you to look!

To MACHOIZE MY MILITARY your “job sacrifice”

May like MELANIA help you to WEALTHY MEN entice!!!

Well, I guess that’s it for what Today’s Poem wants to say

About ROBBED ELECTIONS that VICTORY steals away

And “measuring” MALE “T-levels” to verify ALL “TRANS”

In MY MILITARY have LOW-T NON-MACHO GLANDS

So just like EVERY “real woman” who’s WAR “career” is through

They too will have to find new “jobs” that turn a trick or two!!

17 July 2026

Trump’s Election Integrity Dud. https://flip.it/-_rpY0

Pete Hegseth wants to measure your manhood.  https://flip.it/0cQRha

After Tonight

Tonight in PRIME TIME TV I’ll remind you once again
That I WAS ROBBED in “2020” and should NOT have bin!
What would have bin MY “second” LANDSLIDE VICTORY, OK?,
Was by DUMOCRATS (with NO “B”) from ME STOLEN AWAY!
Of MY ROBBERY I’ll offer PROOF made clear to ME
That PROVES ALL future “elections” MUST HENCEFORTH CEASE TO BE!!! 

No matter who your “candidate” is who’ll “represent” you

MY PROOF is that if I can be ROBBED he can be ROBBED TOO

Therefore there’s NO “reason” for “elections” to proceed

Because they’re NEVER “free and fair” so NO MORE do we need!

And that is why tonight in PRIME TIME TV I will say

To END “election” ROBBERY with them I’ll DO AWAY!!!

At this late date whatever “lying” and “gaslighting” I

Apply no longer seems to so effectively apply

Although I claim that everything for MY “party” is GREAT

I have enough Brane left to “know” that’s “open to debate”

So I MUST STOP upcoming “Midterms” before they ABUSE

ME when DUMOCRAT MAJORITIES “woke voters” choose!!!

To CRUSH ALL FUTURE “elections” within MY MIGHTY PAW

Tonight’s the night you will hear ME DECLARING “Martial Law”

I have to DECLARE “Martial Law” because they tell ME that

“Executive Decrees” will NOT “work” to “elections” splat!

Only an “emergency” allows ME to “suspend”

“Elections” and so “Martial Law” will become MY BEST “friend”!!!

After tonight “democracy” no longer need apply

Because “Midterm elections” and ALL OTHERS go bye-bye

Because A GREAT EMERGENCY requires their “suspension”

And that EMERGENCY is ME IN JAIL” - That’s the intention

DUMOCRATS intend to make be MY REALITY

Unless “elections” END and so tonight they’ll CEASE TO BE!!!

16 July 2026

‘Death by a thousand cuts’: Inside Trump’s remaking of American elections. https://flip.it/sB7GqI

Trump’s address is likely to cast new cloud over midterm elections. https://flip.it/JzA2Fx

No Way

It’s “obvious” from “evidence” those VANDALS who cut “gashes”
In MY “Reflecting Pool” were semi-“intelligent” asses
Whose “Trump Derangement Syndrome” made them somewhat “cleverly”
DISGUISE the SLASHES they made with BOX CUTTERS completely
Inside FAKE FRAUD “car tire tracks” they created to cast
Suspicion that MY “drive through” was why BLUE PAINT didn’t last!!!

So What if the “BEAST” they drive ME around in weighs a few

“Tons”, MY paint’s the VERY STRONGEST “rubber” I tell you!

There is NO WAY in it those “tire tracks” I left behind

It was those VANDALS who once we “investigate” will find

To have employed ATOMIC BOX CUTTERS (LASER-equipped!)

And could create FAKE “tire tracks” when switches on them flipped!!!

What appears to be “obvious” from “evidence” is NOT!

There is NO WAY MY “drive through” was the reason MY Pool got

Ripped apart and than filled up with SLIMEY GREEN ALGAE

It was VANDALS!, there’s NO WAY you can pin the BLAME on ME!

ATOMIC BOX CUTTERS that sculpt FAKE “tire tracks” are not

In MY WAR DEPARTMENT’S “Arsenal” but THEY’LL SOON BE GOT!!!

15 July 2026

‘Total Collapse Of Reality’: Trump’s Massive Reflecting Pool Claim Just Got Even Bigger. https://flip.it/7KcrZx

Trump nemesis says drained reflecting pool exposes president’s ‘lying’. https://flip.it/GUV.f3

 

Documented Proof

Thank you for your attention to this matter in advance:
In PRIME TIME on Thursday Might MY double dick jerk dance
Will once again on center stage display MY VICTORY
Over FAKE FRAUD VOTES that ROBBED ME in “2020”
When I WON MY SECOND TERM by a LANDSLIDE, OK?,
That newly released “PROOF” reveals from ME they took away!!!

Thank you for your attention when on Thursday night you hear

“Documented” PROOF I’ll be broadcasting far and near

That “PROVES” beyond ALL “doubt” I’ve been “elected” PRESIDENT

THREE TIMES but MY “second” WIN ROBBED FROM ME had been bent

By EVIL DUMOCRATS who stole MY VICTORY FROM ME

By casting FAKE FRAUD “ballots” in exceeding quantity!!!

Thank you for your attention to the “documented” PROOF

I will not allow any longer to be held aloof

From MY MAGA VOTERS who THREE TIMES ELECTED ME

And “know” deep in their guts MY “second term” met ROBBERY

Thus allowing BIDEN to DESTROY MY Country which

I would have led CONTINUOUSLY but for THIEVERY’S hitch!!!

14 July 2026

Trump Announces Primetime Address To The Nation. https://flip.it/PdDce0

A Much Greater Threat

What’s that you say? Lindsey Graham’s DEAD instead of Turtleman
Who you told ME would VERY SOON in accordance with plan
No longer be EMBARRASSING TO ME each time he fell
Or fuzzed out at a microphone. LINDSEY GRAHAM? WHAT THE HELL?
Graham may have been a “closet gay” but as ass-kissers go
He was DEPENDABLE whichever way the wind did blow!!!

Lindsey Graham’s “death” is CONTRARY to MY ONGOING PLAN
Of keeping Congress PACKED so EPSTEIN FILES and IRAN
And the STUPID ECONOMY’s “decline” won’t bite MY butt

Despite for EVERY “mess” I’ve caused MY BLAME’s open and shut!

Turtleman was so out of it his loss I can afford

But as an ass-kissing MINION I needed Graham aboard!!!

The “margin” in MY Senate that was pledged to PROTECT ME

Is down by “one” but a MUCH GREATER THREAT I may soon see

For TurtleMan may not yet be as “dead” as he will be

But he’s been brane-dead for YEARS so he’s no big loss to ME

But losing Graham along with brane-dead McConnell also

Means “things that happen in threes” are “two” down with “one” to go!!!

13 July 2026

Senate returns to Washington after Sen. Lindsey Graham’s death with uncertain agenda. https://flip.it/THIgNH

Graham Crackers: The Words of a Professional Warmonger. https://flip.it/yJ-awl

Islamic Republics

The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN has DEFIEDME and so I’m going to KICK THEIR ASSES far and wideAcross their “Pacific” homeland where they thought that theyCould from MY MISSILES and BOMBERS keep themselves hid awayWhile they continued to support “Iran’s” DEFIANCE ofThe DICTATES of HE WHO WAS SENT DOWN BY GOD from above!!!
The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN will SOON BE TOASTBecause (although as all know it’s so unlike ME to boast)I will SMASH THEM TO SMITHEREENS for having dared to tryTo help “Iran” DEFY DICTATES to MY WAR I applyLike OPENING the “Hormuz Straight” to let OIL WEALTH flowStraight into MY BANK ACCOUNT MY “BOTTOM LINE” to grow!!!
The ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN had better bendIt’s knee to ME and “promise” it will no longer “befriend”“Iran” - another STUPID ISLAMIC REPUBLIC tooWhich shows how quickly MUSLIMS SPREAD when freely allowed throughOPEN BORDERS “nations” like “Japan” did not WALL UPTo the spread of ISLAMIC REPUBLICS interrupt!!!
12 July 2026
‘Islamic Republic of Japan’: Trump’s verbal flubs are piling up. https://flip.it/5.3VNS

Ever Lower

GREAT NEWS! Thanks to ME “high prices” once again have declined!
Or so I’ve informed “Walmart” although they don’t seem inclined
To attribute the reduction in their prices to ME
Despite their going down while I WAS PRESIDENT you see
And so no matter why or when their “prices” they’d reduced
CREDIT’s due to ME for MY “economy” I’ve goosed!!!

It’s FAKE “news” “prices” became “higher” after I got in

MY “third” term as PRESIDENT (the “second” that has-been

DEMONCRAT Joe Biden ROBBED from ME but it still “counts”

Because ALL KNOW I WON IT BY OVERWHELMING AMOUNTS

So for the past “twelve years” since I the ‘PRESIDENT” became

“Prices” have been GOING DOWN at a “pace” that’s INSANE!!!

IGNORE statements by “Walmart” with which I DO NOT AGREE!

Their “prices” have been GOING DOWN since GOD SELECTED ME

To be HIS CHOSEN PRESIDENT ETERNALLY HEREAFTER

And except during Joe’s ROBBED TERM when they were a DISASTER

The cost of  EVERYTHING at “Walmart” has been LOWER BOUND

And will grow EVER LOWER since I’ll ALWAYS be around!!!

11 July 2026

White House Rages After Embarrassing Walmart Trump Story Exposed. https://flip.it/tmlcxX