Jingled Away

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way
Straight out of MY Country where you can no longer stay
Because you are an “immigrant” and thus NOT WHITE clear through
And WE WHITES therefore want nothing at all to do with you
So what fun it will be to send your ass far away
To the shitholes you came from to here dreaming you’d stay!!!

Jingle Bells, your “kind” smells, get out of MY sight

Your continued presence in MY Country isn’t right

No matter how “long” your “family’s” lived here locally

Yours is the LAST “generation” WHITES like ME need see

Before MY ICE Goons ARREST you and fly you back to find

The shithole “countries” generations back you left behind!!!

Jingle Bells, no way in HELL will WE WHITES let you stay

POLLUTING OUR Country in every DISGUSTING way

VERMIN like you have when your “kind’s” presence takes its toll

For far too many years before you’re brought under control

Which is what MY ICE Goons are EMPOWERED to convey

To you through DEPORTATION to have you jingled away!!!

17 December 2025

Donald Trump’s White House “Jingle Bells” Video Taunt of Immigrants Draws Fury. https://flip.it/2nlHKk

Scheduled Expansion

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM is scheduled to

Be “completed” right before MY “second term” is due

To also be “completed” right before MY “term” the “third”

Begins (because I’m having MORE in case you haven’t heard)

Right before MY number “four” before MY “fifth” and “sixth”

And “seventh”, “eighth”, “ninth”, and “tenth” “terms” I’ve “added” to MY list!!!

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM each “term” will see

EXPANSION to keep pace with the INCREASED GREATNESS that’s ME

In every “sequential term” displayed to one and all

I’ll cement MY LEGACY “historians” will call

The GREATEST EVER PRESIDENTIAL CENTURY (or “two”

Or “three” depending on what MY GENES allow ME to do!!!)

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM serves as a warning

To all who think MY “second term” that’s causing them “forelorning”

Simply has to be MY “last” because obviously

MY “physical” and “mental” “health” are very rapidly

“Declining” WHICH THEY ARE NOT so for CENTURIES ahead

MY BALLROOM’S “footprint” I’ll EXPAND because I WON’T BE DEAD!!!

16 December 2025

Trump-backed White House ballroom expected to be completed by 2028. https://flip.it/7X9M8y

Arc de Ego

“Ooo-La-La” and “Sac Ra Blu” and other frog things they
Say in “France” to say MY “Arc de Trump” is ON THE WAY!
A TOWERING ERECTION to MY EGO you’ll soon see

Arching HIGH ABOVE you as you drive into D.C.
(Which by the way I soon may be renaming “District of
Trump” after I from it remove EVERY black-skinned scuzz!!!)

“Sac Ra Blu” and “Ooo La La”, MY “Arc de Trump” will be

The BIGGEST ERECTION that you will EVER see from ME!

Even MY GOLDEN BALLROOM won’t be that much BIGGER than

MY “Arc de Trump” ERECTION I’ll raise HIGHER than the plan

I had for it before new “vision” came for it apace

Into MY brane to make it LARGE ENOUGH TO SEE FROM SPACE!!!

“Ooo La La” and “Es Car Go, “Mer Sea” and “Par Lay Voo”

MY “Arc de Trump” VICTORIOUSLY will proclaim I’m due

To receive MASS TRIBUTE the WORLD will lay at MY feet

Because MY “Arc” will be a HUUUUGEST “arc” ERECTION “feat”

That’s EVER been ERECTED in all “history” before

Because only a “builder” GREAT AS ME could make it soar!!!

15 December 2025

Donald Trump Gives an Update on “Arc de Trump”. https://flip.it/li0qPd

Repossessing Blessing

What do I care if “farmers” may lose their “property” soon
It’s NOT MY TARIFFS that have sent their “incomes” in a swoon!
It’s CHINA’S FAULT for having decided to play “hardball”

By refusing to buy “soybeans” and other “crops” all

U.S. “farmers” “grow” - why didn’t they grow other “crops”

In “fields” they’ll soon be losing after a bill their BANK drops?

IT’S NOT MY FAULT China did not to MY TARIFFS succumb!

It’s the FAULT of “farmers” who had already begun

To “grow” “crops” China could buy elsewhere through non-TARIFFED buys

Once impacts from MY TARIFFS hit between their slanted eyes!

The “farmers” in MY Country jumped the gun with each dumb crop

They’d “planted” before finding out if Chinese “buys” would stop!!!

They tell ME U.S. “farmers” were MY BIGGEST MAGA FANS

Before lost “sales” to China disrupted their “mortgage” plans

But it is NOT MY TARIFFS’ FAULT they foolishly began

To “grow” “crops” China DOESN’T WANT which made ME have to plan

To BAIL THEM OUT by spending BILLIONS I’d much rather keep

For MYSELF but “votes”, I guess, are worth a price so steep!!!

But HEY, there’s one group more important than “farmers” who “vote”

For ME and that’s RICH BANKERS who are set to choke the throat

Of every “farmer” dumb enough to “mortgage” to the hilt

The “property” they “grow” “crops” on the Chinese will now jilt

And even more important to ME is each OLIGARCH

Who owns that land they’ll REPOSSESS once “family farms” go dark!!!

So SCREW poor MAGA “farmers”, their “BAIL-OUT BILLIONS I’ll keep

For MYSELF despite making those “voting” for ME weep

Because they cannot sell the “crops” they “planted” ill-advised

About how China would react to pokes in slanted eyes

And OLIGARCHS will be SO GRATEFUL for “foreclosures” they

Use to REPOSSESS “farmland” they’ll send KICKBACKS BACK MY WAY!!!

14 December 2025

More financially depressed farmers are expected to lose their property soon as loan repayments and income continue to falter. https://flip.it/.wUIc_

Read My Lips

I don’t need no stinkin’ “sign language services” at

MY “press briefings” and “rallies” and “speeches” where both MY fat

Pig lips I flap for hours to express MY BIDEN HATE

And to describe in detail EVERYTHING I’ve done that’s GREAT

Because there aren’t too many “deaf” MAGA VOTERS, OK?

And who needs “signs” when pig lips words can be “read” anyway???

So “READ MY LIPS!”, “deaf people”: HEALTHY folks who “hear” agree

You don’t deserve “special treatment” for your “infirmity”!

Who Cares if you “can’t hear” ME?, you can “read” what MY lips say

In the HUNDREDS of ANGRY POSTS I issue night and day

Through TRUTH SOCIAL, the FINEST “website” EVER to be found

Since the “online Internet thingie” first came around!!!

So I say NO to “sign language services” when I speak

Or Toads speaking for ME to convince you your “lives” AREN’T “bleak”

Thanks to MY “economy” through “trade tariffs” and stuff

YOU’VE GAINED SO MUCH it’s YOUR FAULT if to you your lives seem “rough”!

Just buy your kids LESS TOYS this Christmas - those “pencils” and “dolls”

You OVERBUY prevent MY “tariffs” from decking your halls!!!

 

13 December 2025

Sign language services “intrude” on Trump’s ability to control his image, administration says. https://flip.it/iUzc3o

Fox’s Maria Bartiromo Goes All Out to Convince Viewers “This Affordability Issue Is a Hoax”, Insists “The Economy Is Doing Well.” https://flip.it/o87S9Y

Senate parents shred Trump’s call to limit doll purchases for U.S. kids: “What is this, the Soviet Union?” https://flip.it/TeFQBL

So What?

Apparently MY “ICE Barbie” may be in deep doo-doo

For telling “congressmen” something they then claimed wasn’t “true”

At least they said it wasn’t and they offered “proof” about

How what she had said was completely “untrue” beyond doubt

I say SO WHAT? She works for ME, NOT “congressional” asses!

So no matter what she says will still get from ME FREE PASSES!!!

Those CREEPS in “Congress” say Noem “committed perjury”

For claiming something they then “showed” was “not” the way things be

I say SO WHAT? She works for ME and that is all that counts

So what “congressmen” claim NOTHING to ME much amounts

As long as MY “ICE Barbie “ doesn’t do or doesn’t say

Things that could HURT ME SCREW “perjury” she puts in play!!!

“ICE Barbie” will continue doing what I tell her to

With MY TOTAL BLESSING I hereby am telling you!

So whatever she under so-called “oath” says doesn’t matter

To ME as long as she makes enough “immigrants’ lives shatter

To gain Nazi Steve’s 3,000 ARREST QUOTA EACH DAY

Including “veterans” she “forgot” she’d DEPORTED AWAY!!!

12 December 2025

Noem Manages to Perjure Herself Before Skipping Out On Hearing. https://flip.it/ZEHQ_K

Kristi Noem’s Humiliating House Hearing. https://flip.it/ve0Ebq

Giving War A Fling

I DEMAND IMMUNITY from every “war crime” I
May or may not have “committed” by letting BOMBS fly!
If the “International Criminal Court” WON’T agree
To grant ME TOTAL UNQUESTIONED FULL IMMUNITY 
I’ll find out where their so-called “Hague” is and straight down to Hell
Will BOMB IT TOO because those “working” there don’t WISH ME WELL!!!

What a JOKE: Some stupid “court” that has NO “jurisdiction”

Over ME or MY Country thinks they’ll enforce “restriction”

On what I can ORDER MY “Department of War” to

Do to “non-aggressive countries” BLAME, ATTACK, and SCREW!

There is NO WAY I’d “obey” ANYTHING they “ordered” ME

To do, instead I ORDERED them: GIVE ME IMMUNITY!!!

This is how it’s going to “work” from now on here out!

ANYTHING I DO’S OK despite “lawyers “ who shout

“The fog of war” is “no excuse” for what Hesgeth has done

Because MY “wink and nod” “implied” I NEEDED WAR to come

As MY most recent “distraction” from that DAMNED “Epstein” thing

Which gives ME NO “peace” so I’ll next try giving WAR a fling!!!

11 December 2025

Trump Goes To War With ICC To Shield Himself From Prosecution. https://flip.it/c5tS.y

U.S. Threatens ICC With More Sanctions to Prevent Future Prosecution of Trump. https://flip.it/VG.WUN

Health Insane

All who would dare question MY HEALTH I do hereby decree

Are at the top of all those I declare MY ENEMY!

It is SEDITIOUS, perhaps even TREASONOUS, OK?,

To say MY HEALTHY body and brane have gone far astray

From the TREMENDOUS HEALTH they each have ALWAYS been endowed

With since the first day MY “birth” got ME going STRONG and LOUD!!!

As with MY “physical” body and “mental” brane HEALTH too

MY TREMENDOUS ECONOMY IS HEALTHY through and through!

MY “economic record” gained by FIXING BIDEN’S MESS

Is the HEALTHIEST that EVER could a nation bless!

MY body and MY brane and MY economy exceed

The amount of HEALTH “normal” countries and people need!!!

So of course I am OUTRAGED about “questioning” if I

Am really HEALTHIER than EVERYONE who’s bound to DIE

Long before MY GREAT GENES tell ME MY “time’s” come to go

Straight up to HEAVEN from the WONDERS I leave down below

Where MY HEALTHY ECONOMY I “fixed” will still remain

Highlighting what’s ACCOMPLISHED by applying HEALTH INSANE!!!

10 December 2025

Trump’s “Absolutely Crazed” Response To Those Who Question His Health Sparks Outrage. https://flip.it/3-f.v5

Trump Rips Into New York Times Over Health Remarks: “Treasonous”. https://flip.it/_xqRbJ

Trump accuses Democrats of “affordability hoax” and brags about stock market in speech intended to tout economic record.  https://flip.it/DfqeCX

Trump slams “stupid people”, defends economic record in Pennsylvania rally. https://flip.it/ywQAuk

Recharger

No matter what the “issue” of which MY CRITICS complain

The cause for EVERYTHING they say that’s going “wrong” I BLAME

On BIDEN who both after and before ME was alone

COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING that’s prone

To cause MY ENEMIES to point fingers of BLAME at ME

For BIDEN’S MESS “fixing” of which I’ve made MY LEGACY!!!

JOE BIDEN’S AWFUL MESS I’m WORKING HARD to “fix”, OK?

But it’s EXHAUSTING to WORK 21 hours each day

Which is why I take “power naps” that restore ENERGY

The likes of which you’ll only find in a STRONGMAN like ME!

I am NOT “nodding off” because what I hear makes ME “bored”

I’m RECHARGING STRENGTH NEEDED to throw JOE’S MESS overboard!!!

NO OTHER PRESIDENT in “history” I’m telling you

Has EVER had to WORK SO HARD to SUCH A MESS undo

So if you see ME “resting MY eyes” during “meetings” it

Means I’m RENEWING THE STRENGTH it takes to “fix” BIDEN’S SHIT

And working 21 hours each day creates a strain

That would drive LESSER MEN than I am COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

So when cameras are focused on a well-deserved “cat nap”

You must understand every “nap” renews ME to “fix” CRAP

Left behind by SLEEPY JOE who created the MESS

MY LEGACY will be to “fix” to AMERICA bless

With the “future” it could have had if BIDEN hadn’t been

Stuck between both “terms” I’ve had so far to UNDO HIM!!!

9 December 2025

Trump’s answer for everything: Blame Biden. https://flip.it/LlL2CM

Mike Johnson: Trump works 21 hours a day. https://flipboard.com/topic/mikejohnson?from=share&utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=share

Plan B

There is NO NEED to “worry”, there’s NO NEED for any gloom

Among Republicans “afraid” they’re heading towards doom

In the “midterm elections” because beyond any doubt

I’ve ALWAYS got MY “back” so “ergo” they're bound to turn out

Much more than OK - MY Toad Congress House and Senate too

Will be COMPLETELY RED once every “midterms race” I SCREW!!!

There’s NO WAY I’d let Demoncrats in the “midterms” prevail

For if they got back in power they’d throw MY ass in JAIL

IMMEDIATELY if not sooner so OF COURSE I’ll “rig”

All “midterms” to ensure MY Toads will dance a happy jig

By DEFEATING EVERY Demoncrat opponent they

Find themselves running against in “rigged” “midterms”, OK???

But HEY…there’s not too much time left before those “midterms” come!

I may not have time to “rig” EVERY “midterm” race where scum

Demoncrats oppose MY Toads so I’d best oversee

The execution of MY GREAT alternative PLAN B

Which is to declare MARTIAL LAW by sending ICE Goons in

To where I’ll say they’re in “harm’s way” so “midterms” CAN’T begin!!!

It’s starting to look like MY Toads will suffer mass defeat

If “midterms” are allowed to happen so them I MUST BEAT

And since “rigging them” will take too much time this time around

To guarantee ALL Toads get in MY PLAN B MUST resound

Across MY Country to “midterm elections” do away

With ENTIRELY to guarantee FROM JAIL I STAY!!!

8 December 2025

“Disaster!” Scrambling Republicans admit “clear warning signs” of impending midterms doom. https://flip.it/BHwK.C