Inkling

All inklings of a concept of a “better healthcare” plan

I “promised” I’d deliver to MY country hit a jam

In yet one more stalled effort to make plans “reality”

Much like all “infrastructure weeks” you weekly heard from ME

Way back during MY FIRST TERM when I also had no clue

Than I do now about how to stuck plan concepts unglue!!!

My so-called “push” for so-called “better healthcare” policy

Is something for which FOES are giving ME the first degree

Since that “in two weeks” timeline about EVERYTHING I say

Just passed without any new “healthcare plan” coming to stay!

I thought an inkling of a concept of a plan would be

In place by now but none as yet has been given to ME!!!

I can’t wait too much longer for that junior RFK

Guy or one of his “health” flunkeys to convey MY way

Some kind of inkling of a concept of a plan I need

To convince AMERICA GREAT “healthcare” will indeed

Arrive to throw “Obamacare” out on its LIBERAL ear

As soon as I about that inkling of a concept hear!!!

3 December 2025

Trump’s push for healthcare plan stalls ahead of looming subsidy expiration. https://flip.it/_7mSuh

Late-Night Post Deluge Spews

Why sleep at night when I can post more than “150” times

About all things under the sun once it no longer shines?

Posts about CONSPIRACIES and AUTO-PEN ABUSE

Which “prove” to those NOT LOYAL to ME at least one screw’s loose

Inside MY GENIUS BRANE that in overtime’s been working

From 7 to midnight to document things in it lurking!!!

But to MY LOYAL MAGA TOADS “150” plus more posts

Through the wee hours of the night are PROOFS that MY constant “boasts”

About KNOWING SO MUCH MORE than ALL OTHERS in the world

As demonstrated by extensive coverage unfurled

Across SO MANY posts in such a short nighttime duration

Assure MY FANS I am the SMARTEST MAGA in TRUMP NATION!!!

Who knows how many HUNDREDS OF POSTS I’ll in “future” nights

Spew out to demonstrate MY STABLE GENUS delights

In passing “conspiracy theories” along to MY FANS

While SCREAMING RAGE at ENEMIES who’d dare disrupt MY “plans”

If I allowed them to PROTEST AGAINST ME while unchecked

By late-night post deluge spews in which MY “truth” ALONE’s kept???

2 December 2025

Trump Launches Into Massive, Deranged Late Night Posting Spree. https://flip.it/24kI_6

Trump Shares More Than 150 Brainrot Posts In Late Night Rampage. https://flip.it/VkM0ka

Trump’s wild midnight Truth Social posting binge feature over 150 messages ranging from treason to beautiful Melania. https://flip.it/z1cAWx

Perfect Mystery

They “demand” I release the “results” of MY “MRI”

Which was PERFECT no matter which part of ME did apply!

Whatever “body part” it “scanned” was PERFECT completely

Because EVERY part in the AMAZINGLY HEALTHY

Body MY TREMENDOUS GENES ensure is bound to live

Practically FOREVER would PERFECT “scan results” give!!!

Why let them see MY “scanned part” in MY PERFECT “MRI”

That part of ME about which not one “memory” have I?

Because MY TREMENDOUS GENES PERFECTION GUARANTEE

So why would I need to “remember” which was “scanned” in ME?

With EVERY “body part” so PERFECT I’ve no need to fret

About the one they “scanned” not being GOOD as it can get!!!

Because it’s them “demanding” I “release” MY “MRI”

I say NO WAY will I with their STUPID “demand” comply!

Because it isn’t MY DEMAND, it’s theirs and thus in vain

For ONLY TO MY DEMANDS ALONE does “obey” pertain!

MY “MRI results” therefore I’ll NEVER let them see

To keep whatever “part” got “scanned” a PERFECT MYSTERY!!!

1 December 2025

Trump says he’ll release his MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned. https://flip.it/soi5iz

Getting Off

I MYSELF am ABOVE THE LAW in EVERYTHING I do
So MY Supreme Court “ruled” so all know that it must be true!
And EVERYONE who “works” for ME “above all law” is too
Because what’s good for the “goose” for his “ganders” too is due
Thus every member of MY “cabinet” can “lawlessly”
Break ANY so-called “law” they want because THEY WORK FOR ME!!!

This applies to Pete Hesgeth who has caught a lot of CRAP

For his “Kill Them All!” “order” after MY DRUG WAR’s attack

To thereby cause a “second tap” some “military” jerks

Have called “illegal” because they don’t understand the perks

Of MY “above the law” ruling I say too applies to

Anyone I say it does whose LOYALTY is true!!!

Pete Hesgeth is the LOYAL “WARRIOR” I chose to lead

MY “military” all of whom MUST perform ANY deed

ORDERED by ME or by him or by ALL OTHERS who

By MY choice are ABOVE ALL “law” no matter what they do!

So SCREW “laws” about “double taps” - Pete Hesgeth WORKS FOR ME!

Thus he has FULL RIGHT to “second strike” and GET OFF SCOT FREE!!!

30 November 2025

Hesgeth Ordered Second Strike To Kill Caribbean Boat Survivors. https://flip.it/P3DmM4

Lawmakers warn Hesgeth may have committed war crimes following second strike report. https://flip.it/xtxbHb

No Sense Cents

Thanks to ME no more will a “penny” buy any “thought”

By MY decree each one cent “penny” will begin to rot

Over time as they are used and none new come along

Because no more will any penny join the current throng

In what they tell ME is “in circulation” like I guess

“Blood” traveling inside your “body” in a bloody mess!!!

Thanks to ME no more will a “saved penny” be one “earned”

Because new “pennies” in the “future” I’ve decreed be spurned

By “government mints” where it costs TWO WHOLE CENTS to produce

Little one cent “zinc” coins covered with some cheap excuse

For what once was worth something for the COPPER PRICE alone

But isn’t worth one cent since “copper cladding” they got prone.

They tell ME “82’s” when “copper cladded zinc” was born

As the metal used to make “pennies” NOT from “heaven” borne

After which their cost kept climbing “exponentially”

To where TWO WHOLE CENTS PER CENT is what one penny costs ME

Which makes NO sense! It’s INEFFICIENT from MY “point of view”

As a BUSINESSMAN so “pennies” hereafter I’ll SCREW!!!

29 November 2025

Penny for your thoughts? Not Anymore. How the lowly penny’s demise impacts Marylanders. https://flip.it/51_CFw

Pay To Play

As all know and many have told ME when it come to sports

No one plays GOLF better than ME so EVERY “pro” reports

Who’s been PRIVILEGED to have received from ME an invitation

To play a round with provided they know that the equation

For keeping off MY ENEMIES LIST is to guarantee

No matter how well they play that day they’ll play WORSE than ME!!!

“Pros” I invite to play with ME had better know the price

They’re expected to pay by playing in ways that suffice

To by the last hole be at least a couple strokes behind

Whatever MY score ends up being thanks to ways I find

To ensure MY “drives” end up exactly where they’ll be

In the best positions to get to greens easily.

And once our balls are on green they also know MY “putts”

Must be FEWER than theirs are for if they’re not then their butts

Will NEVER be invited to play GOLF with ME again

Because they’ll have transitioned into ENEMY from “friend”

(They never were a “friend”, of course, because I don’t have those

But as MY “foursome member” NEVER AGAIN they’ll be chose!!!)

28 November 2025

 Critics Roast Trump After His Unbelievable New Boast About His Favorite Thing.  https://flip.it/71igNM

Dress Code

The biggest problem with “air travel” so MY “transport” guy
Tells ME is passengers wearing pajamas when they fly!
He says there’s incivility caused by passengers who
Make friendly skies unfriendly wearing clothes they get into
Before they go to bed or in this case get on a plane
To fly wearing what civilly-dressed people think insane!!!

The problems of air traffic controllers refusing to

Show up for work if they’re not paid for a shutdown to two

Or of days-long delays at airports and mass-cancelled flights

Pale in comparison to dressing like approaching night’s

Time to go to bed which makes all well-dressed flyers weep

When forced to sit next to “people” dressed like ready for sleep!!!

So I hereby by Executive Order do declare:

Air passengers MUST WEAR REAL CLOTHES over their underwear!

Pajama-wearing hereafter MY ORDER will make cause

For ARREST and DEPORTATION for uncivil flaws

Prompted by inappropriately-accoutered people who 

Refuse to wear clothes I declare while flying THEY MUST DO!!!

27 November 2025

The biggest problem with air travel: Pajamas. https://flip.it/r8-7q_

Perfect Score

DO NOT “believe”  FAUX FAKE FRAUD Demoncrat-conducted “polls”

That say MY POPULARITY is taking heavy tolls

And that MY “numbers” EVERY DAY sink “lower” than before

They previously were and may soon drop too low to score!!!

As MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT I declare “polls” are BENT

Unless they record “numbers” close to 99%

Which is the “number” MY “people” assure ME I’ve obtained

Which means ONLY 1% have from LOVING ME refrained!!

I don’t know who that 1% is but obviously

They’re TRAITORS to MY quest for PERFECT POPULARITY

Thus making them the TOP PRIORITY MY ICE Goons must

Identify, arrest, and deport to where they’ll be ground to dust!!!

They tell ME once that 1% is DEPORTED and GONE

100% will remain to join in joyous song

SINGING MY PRAISES without ANY “dissent” to be heard

Because 99 becomes 100 once 1’s interred!!!

I think that’s how “math numbers” work but all I “care” about

Is VENGEANCE ON ALL ENEMIES who dare against ME shout

However many there are in that 1% therefore

Through their ELIMINATION guarantee MY PERFECT SCORE!!!

26 November 2025

Trump’s Approval Rating Slips To Second Term Low, New Poll Shows. https://flip.it/Tb.S1U

Trump hits new negative milestone in polls that he never did during his first term. https://flip.it/gvu9YT

Solid

I am NOT “melting down”! I am as SOLID as can be
No one has ever been as DENSE and THICK as SOLID ME!
MY STABLE GENIUS brane sits atop MY bod that’s so
SOLID it’s impossible for it to more so go!
I am so SOLIDLY SOLID sunlight you’ll never find
Shining through MY body or enlightening MY mind!!!

All rumors to the contrary I am “melting down” NOT

MY body and MY brane are so SOLID there’s no hint of rot

I’ll have to face for CENTURIES ahead and even more

Because MY Great Genes guarantee much more than just four score

And ten years stretch ahead of ME to DOMINATE the “news”

HEADLINES through every hour’s new “corrupt” act I choose!!!

NOTHING at all’s “melting down” in ME “internally”

But “melting down” outside of ME is WOKE “democracy”

Which I’ve been melting rapidly and thanks to Genes I’ve got

For YEARS ahead will melt it ALL down as MY focused  plot!

So don’t say I am “melting down”, ALL parts of ME you’ll find

FOREVER will be DENSE and THICK in body and in mind!!!

25 November 2025

Trump is Melting Down - Is This the Beginning of the End? https://flip.it/Pke6Pu

What Can I Do?

If you tried having Trump steaks, Trump ties, or Trump vodka too
Or Trump gold watches, wine, or other Trump things shipped to you
Or once enrolled in Trump U planning to matriculate
Then like with MY Trump Mobile phone you’re used to a long wait!!!

Despite sending your “pre-order check” directly to ME
To ensure the Trump item you desire will be

Reserved for you exclusively for shipment when it’s ready

Before you finish waiting you may be old and unsteady!!!

Trump ties and steaks are long gone and Trump University

Only existed as a name for a scam fantasy

Trump wine and vodka you’ll still find in the lowest shelf heap

Because they’d already been made and relabeling’s cheap!!!

As for MY Trump GOLD WATCHES they aren’t quite as advertised:

The “gold” on them tends to flake off before your very eyes

But HEY!, what can I say?, I didn’t “know” they’d fall apart!

Their Chinese manufacturer LIED TO ME from the start!!!

So how then can I “guarantee” the Trump Mobile phone you

Paid to “reserve” may EVER be something that’s “scheduled” to

Become more than a “concept” of a “plan” MY sons and I

“Conceived” as the NEXT BIG TRUMP THING we’d tout to make checks fly!!!

We said “Made In America” would be Trump Mobile”s fame

Before finding out it’s IMPOSSIBLE to back that claim!

Only China can make Trump phones as cheap as we want made

To guarantee MORE PROFIT from their cost to you pervade!!!

But HEY!…keep sending your checks in and be prepared to wait

For the Trump Mobile phone which when shipped is bound to be GREAT

If and when it’s ever made in China where THEY LIE

To ME so what can I do except cash your checks and sigh???

24 November 2025

The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be seen after months of delay. https://flip.it/AUQmJb