Making Mayhem

The WORST result of the so-called “Midterm” MAGA “rejection”
Is realizing that TO ME NOBODY’S PAYING ATTENTION!
All know I need the “spotlight” shone on ME 24\7
And being in ALL daily HEADLINES sends ME straight to Heaven
But with the so-called “blue tsunami” DEFEAT of MY TOADS

NOBODY’S PAYING ATTENTION while MY EGO IMPLODES!!!

I’m “working hard” on MAYHEM as MY way to return back

To the CENTER OF ATTENTION that’s faded to black

Ever since the DUMOCRATS used FAKE FRAUD VOTES to “win”

“Majorities” “immense enough” to make MAGA has-been!

I don’t care about MAGA losing its once-central role

But NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME is too high a toll!!!

Without ATTENTION “fixated” upon ME EVERY DAY

MY FRAGILE EGO’s “confidence” packs up and moves away

Leaving ME with MAJOR DOUBTS that THE TRUMP LEGACY

I leave behind WON’T ENDURE longer than “eternity”

MY EGO had been CONFIDENT it would do so, OK?, 

Until the STUPID “Midterms” caused its “confidence” to fray!!!

To restore MY “confidence” to where it needs to be

MY DOUBT-FILLED Brane is MAKING MAYHEM CONTINUALLY

To shift the CENTER OF ATTENTION back where it belongs:

FOCUSED ON ME CONSTANTLY to right ALL the DUM wrongs

MY POOR EGO has SUFFERED since the “Midterms” came and went

To shift the spotlight from ME to “restoring government”!!!

11 November 2026

'Nobody’s paying attention' — and not even Trump’s 'mayhem' can save him. https://flip.it/VOeD2m

Subtraction

As All Know I’m NEVER TO BLAME FOR ANYTHING, OK?
And that is why there’s NO WAY I’d let “midterms” go away
Without claiming that THEY WERE RIGGED just like that one before
Where like this time FAKE FRAUD VOTES then were used to up DEMS’ score!
Some say I’ve made a “flaccid claim” these “midterms” too were “rigged”
After “admitting” THEY WEREN’T but on that “claim” I’ve reneged!!!

Whatever you “thought” you heard ME “admit” about “mass voting”

It WASN’T ME you “heard”, it was SOMEBODY ELSE they’re quoting!

Why would I ever “admit” EVERYONE “endorsed” by ME

Was DEFEATED unless things were RIGGED as they could be

So I’ve now BLAMED THOSE DAMNED MACHINES and “mail-in voting” too

For making it so possible to MY ENDORSEES SCREW!!!

Some say I’m “beaten and disinterested” but I AM NOT

I’m ANGRY ENOUGH once again to DENOUNCE “votes” that got

CORRUPTED by CORRUPT “machines” CORRUPT “officials” use

To RIG EVERY “election” that made MY “endorsed” TOADS LOSE

And So What if “mail-in voting” was how “votes” came from ME?

It’s hereby OUTLAWED to make “vote counts” go as I DECREE!!!

I took a little “break”, OK, to REV MY ANGER UP

Before returning to CONDEMN “machines” that were CORRUPT

And to DEMAND ALL “mail-in ballots” declared NULL and VOID

Thus making ALL TOADS I’d ENDORSED no longer be annoyed

With “losing” to a “blue tsunami” that APPLIES NO MORE

Once “mail-in” and “machine” “vote counts” I “subtract” from their score!!!

10  November 2026

‘Beaten and Disinterested’ Trump Makes ‘Flaccid’ Claim That Midterms Were Rigged. https://flip.it/2VhPmG

'You Lost. Get Over It': Trump Ridiculed As He Claims Midterms Were Rigged. https://flip.it/Q5EEk-

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! That’s the way MY “team” intends

To spent the next two “months” before MY TOADY “Congress” ends

When the IMMENSE “Majority” of those LOYAL TO ME

Are replaced by an EXTREMELY SLIM “blue majority”

At which point I’ll begin to VETO ALL they send MY way

But “till then HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! I intend to play!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! EVERYTHING I’ve done before

DISLOYAL TRAITORS “won” midterm elections I deplore

MY “team” I have COMMANDED to not only “double down”

All they’ve done before the “Blue Wave” made MY TOADYS drown

But to INCREASE those things “ten times” as intense as before

That so-called “Blue Tsunami” inundates MAGA’S RED SHORE!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! those “elected” can expect

MY LOYAL “team” to MAGA “policies” MUCH MORE inject

At “ten times” the “intensity” I’d ORDERED UP before

That STUPID “Blue Tsunami” came to POLLUTE MAGA’S SHORE!

No matter what DUMOCRATS “plan” to do once they sweep in

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! RED TIDES around them I’ll spin!!!

9 November 2026

Trump team interprets midterms debacle as a cue to go harder, further, faster. 

https://flip.it/vhufc9

Women Only

I BLAME the so-called “Blue Tsunami” on one “sex” alone
And that’s the one born with that “double X” thing “chromosome”!

It’s WOMEN ONLY I tell you who are “responsible”
For every TRUMP ENDORSEE’S “chain” getting a yanking pull!
NONE of the so-called “elections results” that REALLY STANK
Would have occurred if WOMEN had not MY ENDORSEES sank!!!
 

Because DUM “women” caused MY CANDIDATES to run aground

The LAST ONE in MY “Cabinet” will no longer be found!
The “one” “woman” remaining hereafter will be no more

As under the bus “Susie” goes to finalize the score

Of MACHO MEN ALONE remaining in MY “Cabinet”

I’ve topped up with “testosterone” past “100 percent”!!!

NO “female” I’ll allow to ever again “service” ME

(Unless they’re “somewhat on the younger side” wink nudge hee-hee)

But NEVER AGAIN will another “mature woman” serve

In MY MACHO “Cabinet”, the ONLY kind of “curve”

In it will be ROCK HARD ASS “curves” adorning MACHO MEN

Whose “X-Y chromosomes” will now surround ME once again!!!

8 November 2026

Erect Without Delay

It’s bad enough the DUM “midterms” STOPPED MAGA’S onward march
But now some STUPID LIBTARD “judge” “blocked” MY TRIUMPHAL ARCH!
I was PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY from that “blue tsunami”
That turned MY MARCH TO TYRANNY into ground-up salami
But to right after MY so-called “defeat” the “midterms” brought
Be told to DELAY MY ARCH has PISSED ME OFF MORE A LOT!!!

Right before the “midterms” MY REFLECTING POOL I’d made

The “focus” of MY “argument” to let MAGAS invade

EVERY “seat” in “Congress” thus allowing ME to keep

Erecting TRIBUTES TO MYSELF on EVERY D.C. street

Of which MY GRAND TRIUMPHAL ARCH would have been next in line

After ALL “midterm” VICTORIES I was sure would go fine!!!

As MY first act after the “blue tsunami” engulfed ME

Was shifting “focus” to MY BALLROOM to obviously

Display the GLORY TRIBUTES TO MYSELF would demonstrate

Provided “winning” DUMOCRATS keep them off of their plate

Now with this STUPID “ruling” to DELAY MY ARCH CONSTRUCTION

It’s time to use MY POWER to DEMAND LIBTARD DESTRUCTION!!!

You CAN’T BLAME ME for what the STUPID DUM “midterms” have wrought

But “accepting” DELAY to MY SELF-TRIBUTES I WILL NOT

And so I ORDER EVERY “midterm vote count” AGAINST ME

NULL and VOID and OVERTURNED THROUGHOUT ETERNITY

And EVERY TOADY I ENDORSED I hereby declare WON

So WITHOUT DELAY I can BUILD ERECTIONS EVERY ONE!!!

6 November 2026

A judge blocks construction of Trump's arch moments after it won federal approval. https://flip.it/doUzmr

Veto Power

OK…I guess the DUMOCRATS apparently did “win”
EVERYTHING “election night” but why be “feeling grim”?

I have the POWER needed to VETO whatever they
“Plan” over the next two years to with which get away!
Through VETO POWER I’ll disperse fellow BILLIONAIRES’ “gloom”
Which is why I’m back to “bragging” about MY BALLROOM!!!

Of Course MY “first post-election appearance” was about

The MOST BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM in ALL “history” no doubt!

The BIGGEST and BEST BALLROOM that has EVER been “conceived”

“Elections” CANNOT “interrupt” so why be so “aggrieved”?

CONSTRUCTION WILL CONTINUE despite DUMOCRATS who “think”

“Winning” EVERY “Midterm” will let them MY BALLROOM SINK!!!

As always I remain “focused” on THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER

To ME and so it’s easy to IGNORE “post-Midterms” chatter

About DUM THINGS like “regime change” that will in NO WAY “count”

When stacked against the VETO POWER I’ll be dealing out!

Whatever “power” DUMOCRATS “think” they’re “enacting” soon

MY VETO POWER WILL DESTROY so…BACK TO MY BALLROOM!!!

5 NOVEMBER 2026

Trump brags about the White House ballroom in his first post-election appearance. https://flip.it/CBZaFW

Democrats will soon control Congress. How might Trump use veto power? https://flip.it/zP_r_H

Blameless!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for some DUM “blue tsunami” that occurred

Yesterday that made DEMONCRATS WIN! or so I’ve heard

When “votes” hit MY TOAD MAGA MOD on the head like a “mallet”

For which YOU CAN’T BLAME ME because I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the COMPLETE DISASTER that unfolded

Yesterday when DEMONCRATS WON! - I CANNOT BE SCOLDED!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT and I NEVER SAID I WAS!

ALL “claims” to the “contrary” come from TRUMP-HATING SCUZ!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the FIASCO last night brought about

When EVERY TOADY I “endorsed” got their ASSES THROWN OUT!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT! BLAME TO ME CAN’T BE APPLIED!

If I had been ALL MY TOADS would have WON BY A LANDSLIDE!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME! If “Greg Abbot” had not TURNED AGAINST ME

He’s have retained his “governorship” VERY EASILY!

TURNCOAT RINOS like him are one “reason” MY MAGAS LOST

So YOU CAN’T BLAME ME if “under the bus” he too I’ve tossed!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for yesterday so DO NOT EVEN TRY

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT which is the MAIN “reason” why

EVERY “TRUMP ENDORSEE” didn’t WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

ALL WOULD HAVE if their “ballots” MY NAME too had occupied!!!

4 November 2026

Trump Rushes to Blame Everyone But Himself for Democratic Blowout. https://flip.it/hVlJCN

Trump Begins A Long Night of Irrational Posting to His Failing Truth Social Platform, Accusing Pal Greg Abbott of Turning Against Him. https://flip.it/rlduSD

Filter

The “Midterms” are upon us and they say “chances” look “grim”

For EVERY “candidate” listed as a “Republican”!

Apparently MY ENDORSEMENT this time is not enough

To guarantee electing those I want will not be rough

And so what better place to “address” things as they unspool 

For MAGAS than MY repaired, renamed “TRUMP REFLECTING POOL!!!

No better place I could have found than MY POOL I just chose

To VANDALISM that occurred here once again expose

As a reminder I’ll pursue MY ENEMIES NON-STOP

As long as “Midterm Ballots” keep MY ENDORSED TOADS ON TOP!

Of Course I’ll also I’ll also throw those DAMNED “elections” out of kilter

Meanwhile let’s all admire PURE CLEAN “water” I did filter!!!

3 November 2026

Trump floats renaming another landmark after himself – and everyone is saying the same thing. https://flip.it/5M-M8V

These Photos Of Trump’s Final Pre-Midterm Press Conference Are So Deeply Absurd, Like What Are We Doing Here. https://flip.it/wfW2Ns

Unaware

As all know I KNOW MORE than ALL “comedians” both dead
And living about how “comedy” gets inside the head
Of audiences lucky enough to listen to ME
Entertaining them in speeches HILARIOUSLY 
FUNNY but in “South Carolina” just yesterday
In MY “end rally early” routine something went astray!!!

In every speech before that one when I said I was LEAVING

EARLY “consternation” reigned along with tearful grieving

And screaming for ME to return to the “podium” where

The crowds BEGGED ME to “speechify” for MORE “hours” from there

Unless they had heard ME before and so they got the “joke”

That I was NOT and NEVER WAS a “leaving early” bloke!!!

WTF happened to MY “always gets a BIG LAUGH” schtick

In DUM “South Carolina” where its “failure” made ME “sick”

It wasn’t MY “failure”, of course, for it you CAN’T BLAME ME!

It was the “failure “ of the STUPID CROWD ENTIRELY!

I guess it’s “true” what they say about MAGA JERKS down there

As MANY have told ME of “humor” they are unaware!!!

2 November 2026

Trump Pretends to End Rally Early, Hoping Crowd Will Beg Him to Stay, But Scrambles When He Notices Their Unexpected Reaction. https://flip.it/8kbedP

On Top

What’s that? MY WHITE HOUSE has become a “bloody pressure cooker”
As the “midterms” advance MY “staff” behave like some cheap hooker
Trying to turn final tricks before dawn breaks and they
See their lucrative night’s work threaten to fade away
So they’ll “solicit” all they can before morning light breaks
And “midterm vote counts” post the bill for MY so-called “mistakes”!!!

Of Course I have made NO “mistakes”, NOT ONE AT ALL, OK?

It’s NOT MY FAULT “Republicans” are facing “Judgement Day”

Or that MY “staff” so desperately now seek the “exit door”

While acting like Melania to up their turned tricks’ score

Before they’re forced to “exit stage left” once “midterms” have passed

And replaced current POWER with “reputations” half-assed!!!

And if the so-called “BLUE TSUNAMI” comes as some “forecast”

It also WON’T BE MY FAULT if MY “reign on Earth” slips past

Its “sell by date” and “forces” ME to reconsider how

I can MAINTAIN MY POWER once DEMS into “Congress” plow

But have no “fear” — MY GENIUS Brane will not ever stop

Until it’s come up with some “plan” that KEEPS MY ASS ON TOP!!!

1 November 2026

Trump's White House becoming a 'bloody' pressure cooker as the end looms. https://flip.it/sYBBrw