The Belch

I DEMAND A REMATCH of that STUPID “SOCCER” game
That ROBBED MY Country of its 15 minutes of SPORTS FAME!
I tried MY best to “stack the deck” that “Belgium team” to squelch

To make AMERIKA NOT LOSE to jerks I’ll call the BELCH

From now on because they deserve the MOCKERY I’ll fling
Against their “team” FOREVER because LOSING’S NOT MY THING!!!

HEY!…Forget some DUMB “rematch”!, I DEMAND “FIFA” REVERSE

It’s “award” to the BELCH for playing that DUM game NOT worse

Than MY Country’s team who those BELCH ROBBED of its BIGLY WIN

That EVERYONE “knows” the U.S. had enough STRENGTH within

To WIN two times or more over the BELCH so I DEMAND

The “score” be changed to FOUR TO NONE against shit hole BELCHLAND!!!

As for the “rumor” spread by MY FOES that “the Trump sports curse”

Makes MY team LOSE each time I at opponents SCREAM and CURSE

Both when I’m “in attendance” or just watching on TV

IGNORE the “record” of all so-called “losses” CAUSED BY ME!

I simply wasn’t able to MY team’s opponents squelch

Like this time thanks to CORRUPTION I tried to with the BELCH!!!

7 July 2026

Belgium Silences U.S. Amid World Cup Noise. https://flip.it/vx.B8f

Is there a Trump sports curse? USMNT's World Cup flameout revives the theory. https://flip.it/COZjP6

To Preserve Corruption

So What if I’m the FIRST WORLD LEADER to not just complain
But to DEMAND a “red card violation” gets NO BLAME
When it’s called against a U.S. player (I don’t care
About “penalties” against any other “countries” there)
And So What if the CORRUPTION-BASED “relationship” I
Have with FIFA’s President got MY player a “by”???

Nothing in “sports” matters except WINNING which is why

To improve MY “team’s” WINNING ODDS I let fingers fly

On MY phone to DEMAND from the guy who AWARDED ME

The FIRST EVER FIFA PEACE PRIZE a change in “policy”

To overturn the “penalty” keeping MY player out

Of the next game in which I needed him to convey clout!!!

The FIFA President came through as I “knew’ that he would

Because we share the “belief” that ALL CORRUPTION IS GOOD

And if two CORRUPT PRESIDENTS don’t help each other WIN

Eventually CORRUPTION could take it right on the chin

So to preserve CORRUPTION the “red card penalty” was

“Reviewed” and “overturned” and So What if that caused a buzz???

6 July 2026

Trump’s red card call stirs political storm around World Cup. https://flip.it/7we-_9

The only thing ruining this brilliant World Cup is the staggering corruption of those in charge. 

Waiting Patiently

Who Says “chaos” was “everywhere” at MY 4th of July?
IT FEATURED ME so why would “chaos” have need to apply?
The MILLIONS in attendance got to hear ME whine on stage
For HOURS before “fireworks” were allowed to engage
Their “attention” LATE AT NIGHT once I was finally done
Boasting about THE GREATEST PRESIDENT to have down from GOD come!!!

So What if STUPID THUNDERSTORMS “disrupted” things a bit?

So What if LAME-STREAM “media” said “crowd size” was NO hit?

The entire event HIGHLIGHTED MYSELF, OK?,

So Who Cares if “heat”, “storms” and so-called “chaos” caused delay?

The BILLIONS in attendance would have would have waited HOURS MORE

To hear ME tell them COMMUNISTS infiltrate shore to shore!!!

It took MY Country “two hundred and fifty” YEARS to be

Prepared for a CELEBRATION that’s ALL ABOUT ME!

In another TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY YEARS when I

Take CENTER STAGE AGAIN to SCREAM “ALL COMMUNISTS MUST DIE!”

TRILLIONS of MAGAS whatever “chaos” comes to be

Will HEAR and SEE and WORSHIP ME by waiting patiently!!!

5 July 2026

Chaos All Over America For The 250th Birthday – Fires, Fog, Lightning Storms & Fireworks Disasters. https://flip.it/XTjqO5

Ignore the Heat

A little “heat wave” is NOT a good enough “reason” to
Prevent ME from “commandeering” the red white and blue
Celebration on July 4th that this year will be
A bit about Amerika but MOSTLY ABOUT ME!
So What if the “heat” when I speak the “triple digits” hits?
The only ones “uncomfortable” will be THIN-SKINNED WOKE SHITS!!!

MOST of the MILLIONS there will be of HEARTY MAGA stock

Willing to IGNORE the “heat” to all around ME flock

To SEE ME and CELEBRATE their close proximity

To where from air-conditioned stage I SCREAM that they will be

ENSLAVED by COMMUNISTS if their “votes” do not separate

LIBERALS from “office” to keep ME in a FREE STATE!!!

“Heat exhaustion” is something MAGAS DON’T FEAR, OK?

Because RFK Jr says it can be held at bay

By drinking lots of raw milk and not being vaccinated

And MAGAS believe him because he’s somehow “health” related

So come one come all MAGAS! IGNORE “heat” to hear ME tip

COMMIES into HELL for HOURS ‘ere  “fireworks” rip!!!

4 July 2026

Heat wave upends July 4th celebrations across US. https://flip.it/ks5Y7S

Who Needs “Books”?

After a FORTUNE in “tax dollars” to it I applied
MY $400 MILLION GRAFT GIFT PLANE’S ready to provide
Personalized transportation for MYSELF ALONE
And “cronies” I allow to join ME on MY FLYING THRONE
As I fly high above poor “huddled masses” far below

Gazing up in wonder at ME flying “to and fro”!!!

MY PLANE I’ve filled with the FINEST MOST EXPENSIVE display

Of things that denote PRIVILEGE in each and every way!

Things like GOLD APPLIQUÉ on each interior plane wall

And GOLDEN CARPETS underfoot in each aisle and hall

I have “spared” NO EXPENSE”, in NO “cost savings” I’ve partook

Except in the plane’s “library” where there’s NOT ONE DUM “book”!!!

Why spend “tax dollars” on DUM “books” NO ONE has “time” to “read”

During “flights” because even before they’ve picked up speed

I will be DECLAIMING yet again that I WAS ROBBED

And “promising” that NEVER AGAIN will I let a mob

Of “voters” who are NOT COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL

Enter “polling places” even if they PAY A TOLL??

No matter how long “flights” on MY PLANE take ALL MUST AGREE

At all times when they are on board they MUST LISTEN TO ME

Throughout each flight’s duration no matter how long it takes

Therefore ALL DUM “books” on MY PLANE might as well be FAKES

Because on EVERY FLIGHT I will be WHINING ALL THE WAY

At those who like ME never felt that “reading” felt OK!!!

3 July 2026

Tiny embarrassing detail from Trump’s new $400m Air Force One is leaving people in disbelief. https://flip.it/JeBsUL

Crowd Size Insane!

“45” THOUSAND AT LEAST came to MY GREAT STATE FAIR!
How can “critics” say there were LESS”?, “critics” weren’t ALLOWED there!
Only MAGA CULTISTS were ALLOWED “opening day”
To listen to ME RANT and WHINE as “hours” slipped away
While they stood in WRAPT ATTENTION while I SCREAMED about
BEING ROBBED and TRANS “athletes” to MY CROWD who’d turned out!!!

The “second” BIGGEST CROWD PERIOD attended MY FAIR

They were EASY TO SEE if unlike “critics” YOU ARE THERE!

ALL “photographs” that show “empty green fields” are AI FAKES!
I “know” they are because I “know” EXACTLY what it takes
To crank out AI pictures constantly around the clock
Like those I repost in nightly emissions to FOES MOCK!!!

MY GREAT STATE FAIR will be recorded “historically” SOON

As SO WELL-ATTENDED none there had any “standing room”

Because EVERY FAKE AI “photo” showing NO ONE came

I’ll have replaced by REAL “photos” that show CROWD SIZE INSANE!

And when I hold MY FAIR again (HEY!…why not EVERY YEAR

During MY ETERNAL REIGN?) NO AI will “truth” sheer!!!

2 July 2026

Trump “livid” over crowd size at National Mall state fair, report says: “Who thought this was a good idea?”. https://flip.it/Zq_kng

Kick Back Cuts

I do not need “approval” for whatever I decide

To “renovate” because its present state I can’t abide!

So What if no one asked for “changes” I decided to

Grant a “no-bid” contract for to gain a “kick back” through?

And So What if the “jobs” I “contract” for never get done

Before another of MY “renovations” I’ve begun?

I do not need “approval” for whatever I choose to

“Beautify” by granting “no-bid contracts” - one or two

Each day ensures MY “kick-backs” grow during each passing week

As “holes” plunge ever deeper as MORE “tax dollars” they heap

Upon ME for allowing them to a channel straight to ME

The “lion’s share” of what their “no-bid contracts” guarantee!!!

I do not need “approval” from MY TOADS in “Congress” who

Stand by to do whatever I have ORDERED them to do!

I simply IGNORE EVERY “law” they’re “supposed” to “apply”

Because they’ve done the same for YEARS so there’s NO NEED to try

Including them in MY DECISIONS to “beautify” CRAP

“Places” and “buildings” that make getting “kick-back cuts” a SNAP!!!

1 July 2026

“Get Him Out!”: Trump reads up another White House landmark with unwanted renovations no one asked for - and critics are outraged at his latest ego trip. https://flip.it/itMIK8

GOLDEN GEEGAWS

Another GOLDEN GEEGAW MY White House will SOON display

When VERY SOON it will arrive because it’s on the way

From “Moscow”, where MY “decorator” VLADIMIR PUTIN

Created it to HONOR ME and TURN FOES “algae” GREEN

With ENVY that YET MORE GOLD added to that which I’ve glued

Throughout MY “oval office” will upon their eyes intrude!!!

A GLORIOUS GOLD EAGLE VLADIMIR’S sending to ME

Bedecked with “eleven” STARS (one for each “term” I’ll see!)

When it arrives another “no-bid contract” I’ll approve

To gouge into MY White House “Balcony” a gaping grove

In which to “mount” THE GOLDEN EAGLE VLAD says will arrive

Right after all its “microphone” tests proves each is “alive”!!!

MY GOLD EAGLE will be the “first” of MANY MORE to be

“Mounted” EVERYWHERE on MY White House “externally”!

VLAD promised Me he’ll crank them out in a UNENDING STREAM

To make MY White House conform to MY GOLDEN PALACE DREAM

I envisioned it to be “inside” and “outside” too

Thanks to its GOLDEN GEEGAWS I’ve attached with “super-glue”!!!

 30 June 2026

“Trump hired Putin for his ‘decorator’: President mocked over White House golden eagle picture. https://flip.it/VsEp6L

Pump And Dump

“Peace talks” are on again (or maybe not - we’ll have to see
How OIL stocks respond this time around to ENRICH ME!)
I thought MY WAR would end in just a day or two but it
Has dragged on for MONTHS now which could have landed ME in shit
Had I not been the kind of GENIUS it takes to make
MONEY from a “fiasco” stemming from a BIG “mistake”!!!

Of Course I’M NOT TO BLAME for ANY “mistakes” that made WAR

Drag on for MONTHS instead of the few HOURS I was sure

It would take for “regime change” to convert “Iran” into

A LIBERATED LAND from which GREAT THANKS to ME were due

And with that THANKS GREAT OIL WEALTH would surely come to ME

Which now despite “fiasco” MY GENIUS has still made be!!!

By simply claiming “PEACE IS NIGH” and “THINGS ARE PEACHY KEEN”

A few hours before “the market” opens an extreme

Depression of OIL PRICES bring PROFITS about

When EXPLOITED REPEATEDLY (“40” times at last count!)

After which new MISSILE STRIKES and/or a BOMBING RUN

Raise OIL STOCK PRICES back up to where they’d last begun!!!

Since MY “Iran” WAR didn’t end as QUICKLY as I’d planned

MY GENIUS has made its dragging on MY WEALTH EXPAND

Along with the WEALTH all of MY stock-owing “friends” enjoy

If like ME they are BRILLIANT ENOUGH to likewise employ

The REPETITIOUS “pump and dump” scheme MY WAR offered to

“Stock Manipulators” since “fiasco” first came through!!!

29 June 2026

US, Iran agree to halt strikes amid reports of fresh talks. https://flip.it/lKDCti

Off The Map

AS ALL KNOW I’m a “peaceful” man who would not hurt a fly

Should one near MY GIGANTIC HANDS just happen to fly by

As such I would have let OIL! FLOW FOR FREE freely through

That “Hormuz Straight” if “Iran” hadn’t done what it did to

Make ME declare “WAR” on it because their BOMB was nigh

Or maybe it was to help them give “regime change” a try!!!

I’d rather not have declared “WAR” if some other way was

Available to POUND INTO SUBMISSION rag-head SCUZZ

But “Bibi” assured ME that “giving peace a chance” would not

PROTECT “Israel” from “Iran’s” DEATH TO ALL JEWS” sub-plot

And so I let MY MISSILES and BOMBERS DESTROY “Iran”

Despite the VERY WELL-KNOWN “fact” I AM A PEACEFUL MAN!!!

As I “learned” in “Venezuela” “WARS” can be a “snooze”

So declaring ANOTHER one meant I would NOTHING loose

Except maybe future FAKE VOTES from SCUM ILLEGALLY

Here who NAZI STEVE and ICE GOONS will make cease to be

But now MY “WAR’s” in it’s “fifth” month and so it’s well past time

To declare VICTORY and find the missing “exit” sign!!!

Since the latest “cease fire” in the unceasing sequence

Of “cease fires” is once again back sitting on the fence

And OIL’s still NOT FLOWING FREELY like it did before

“Iran” FORCED MY GIGANTIC HANDS to declare MY HOT “WAR!”

Unlike for that fly flying by MY GIANT HANDS will clap

To WIPE “IRAN” ONCE AND FOR ALL off of the SHIT HOLE MAP!!!

28 June 2026

Donald Trump Threatens To Wipe Iran Off The Map After Ceasefire Breaks Down. https://flip.it/yqWMKz