Weirder Yet

So What if I say BIG STRONG MEN have “muscle slabs” for ASSES?
Unlike “underage girls” I won’t at them be making passes!
I’m simply making “observations” about what I see
When MUCHO MACHO MEN strut their TIGHT BUNS in front of ME!
I simply said their ASSES were something that I “admired”
I did NOT say “male” ASSES were the kind that I desired!!!

Nobody seems to be able to take a “joke” these days

And “joking’s” what I’ve always done, it’s just one of MY ways

Of introducing “levity” into each ANGRY SCREED

That otherwise DEMANDS all those OPPOSED TO ME MUST BLEED

UNTIL THEY’RE DEAD but that’s a very “grim” thing to express

And so an added “joke” or two helps MAGAS decompress!!!

And so it’s really no big deal that “men’s anatomy”

Has lately become something about which you’ve heard from ME!

BIG STRONG MEN’S ROCK HARD ASSES are NOT things that I “adore”

They’re just HATE SPEECH “comic relief” for ME and NOTHING MORE!

“Officially” they may now be “the weirdest Trump bit” yet

You’ve heard but as things “fall apart” MUCH “weirder shit” you’ll get!!!

28 October 2026

'Officially The Weirdest Trump Bit': President Stuns With Fresh Rants About Men's Anatomy. https://flip.it/TVBnnh

Adequate Perks

PRESIDENTS have ALWAYS “promised” things they’d give away
If their party retained POWER but that’s so yesterday!
Instead of saying “if” MINE WINS good things will come to you
MY “promise” is I’ll “personally” make ALL your dreams come true
But ONLY if MY TOADS maintain enough “majority”
To get that GREAT STUFF to you because I’ll remain JAIL-FREE!!!

But what’s this stuff about “Santa” or “Tony Soprano”?

As all know I run things like a good “mob boss” would and so

Why would anybody “think” a “Santa Claus” I’d be?

No one gets a “gift” unless MORE GIFTS come back to ME

So every “promise” I’ve made in MY “Midterms Rally” show

Will only get disbursed if I receive MY “quid pro quo”!!!

Keeping MY ASS OUT OF JAIL is PRIORITY ONE

For ME so I’ve made “promises” to MAGA CHUMPS SO DUM

They really “think” I “care” about them! What a bunch of JERKS!

The thing I “care” about is amassing adequate perks

So WHEN I hightail it to “Argentina” I will be

For CENTURIES to come living a life of LUXURY!!!

27 October 2026

Santa Claus or Tony Soprano? Trump’s midterm ‘goodies’ are conditioned on GOP control. https://flip.it/0MMrPc

The Long String

Things did NOT work out for MY last “Press Secretary”!
Her ass lasted only “five” days before it had to be
Thrown under the bus for “incompetence” she displayed
On stage where she KISSED MY ASS WELL but otherwise dismayed
Everyone including ME for being such a lump
Of inept uninformed worthless bleach-blonde bimbo ass dump!!!

Oh Well, that’s how it goes, I guess: You can’t turn everyone

Into an “asset” able to support The Chosen One

In ways that display “competence” beginning their first day

But in her case there NEVER would be “competence”, OK?,

And so her ass is GONE and a more better ass I seek

In a “Press Secretary” who’ll last longer than a “week”!!!

Which brings us to Nicki Minaj whose “black” ass is SUPURB

Which is why I asked her to display it as you’ve heard

And so for ME she “turned around” so her “posterior”

Could be seen and admired to thus make it very clear

That I may well have found MY latest “Press Secretary” 

In the long string of ASSES willing to KISS MINE for ME!!!

26 October 2026

Donald Trump responds to Nicki Minaj being teased as next press secretary by commenting on her body. https://flip.it/XcZR3D

Can’t Be Beat

“Poll numbers” mean NOTHING TO ME, NOT “one” do I accept
If it says LESS than “60” “percent” of “voters” RESPECT
ME and when it comes to MAGAS the count’s “99”
“Percent” who LOVE ME and keep “voting” for ME EVERY TIME
Another DUM “election” rears its STUPID UGLY HEAD
Which is why “elections” AREN’T NEEDED so I WANT THEM DEAD!!!

Really! Who needs any more “elections” anyway

When “99%” of MAGAS want MY REIGN to stay

In place FOREVER and “60%” at “least” or MORE

“Voters” in “elections” VOTE FOR ME or the encore

Of TOADS who will PROTECT ME from the “slings and arrows” of

Misguided IMPEACHMENT EFFORTS by EVIL LIBTARD SCUZZ???

When you’re as “popular” as ME there’s no more need to “run”

Just to provide “proof” you can ALWAYS beat LIBERAL SCUM

In VICTORY after VICTORY each one a LANDSLIDE EVENT

So who needs more “elections” and MORE MONEY to be spent

To “run” AGAINST ME PERSONALLY or as represented

By MINIONS I’ve “endorsed” to ensure “impeachment’s” PREVENTED???

I DON’T BELIEVE I COULD BE BEATEN BY ANYBODY

But why spend MONEY “proving” it when you’ve MY GUARANTEE

That one way or another future “elections” you see

Will have TOADS WINNING yet another LANDSLIDE VICTORY

Because I’M ON THE BALLOT even though I don’t appear

To be because I’ll be behind EVERY ONE never fear!!!

25 October 2026

Trump Rejects Disastrous Polls: 'I Don't Believe I Could Be Beaten By Anybody'. https://flip.it/qDpjSt

Glitch-Free

MY CLEAR and PRECISE “speechs” are all WONDERS to behold!
Each one is TOTALLY “glitch”-free and worth its weight in GOLD
Because **BLAUCKK** they originate from ***FRAP** MY GENIUS
That **SWOSKA** NEVER “glitches” as all who hear them insist
NEVER has a **EEAKO** CLEARER speaker on stage
More CLEARLY impressed audiences **UTGHED** he has engaged!!!

DUM rumors that you may have heard about “weird noises” that

Have started to appear in MY **SPUZKA** speeches are CRAP!

NEVER has a **KLACKTO** CLEARER speaker EVER been

Than he who stands before **SRACK** you to his speeches behind

And end completely ERROR FREE without **MOULK** “glitches” found

In all the CRYSTAL **SCHMOOK** CLEAR “words” that within them abound!!!

It takes a SPECIAL GENIUS to “speachify” “glitch”-free

But that in EVERY **GKACKTM** speech you can expect from ME!

NEVER has a CLEARER speaker I **SCHMOOK** say again

Delivered **SRACKZOG** words on which NO “glitches” descend!

All who’ve heard ME **SKAZBLACH** say they’ve NEVER **FROOFRAK** heard

CLEARER **BLASHSHOOP** “thoughts” expressed in EVERY **ERGFRAK** WORD!!!

24 October 2026

‘WTF Was That’: Trump Made A ‘Weird Noise’ And Critics Are Truly Baffled. https://flip.it/1KnwNt

No Row

I guess “the law” seemed pretty clear to LIBTARDS who believe
That ANY “law” applies to ME but I had up MY sleeve
MY “Supreme Court” I’d packed chock-full of “sympathetic” shits

Who “ruled” I CAN DO ANYTHING for NO “law” to ME fits

So let ME repeat once again: MY SECOND TERM I WON
Before FAKE “votes” ROBBED ME so I DESERVE ANOTHER ONE!!!

The so-called “law” that says a “third term” simply can’t be sought

To ME DOES NOT APPLY because “two in a row” is NOT

What I would have achieved if FAKE FRAUD “voting” did not ROB

MY “second” LANDSLIDE VICTORY that MY ADORING MOB

AWARDED ME before ILLEGAL ROBBERY occurred

Which made RUNNING AGAIN not make another “run” MY “third”!!!

Provided that the “Midterms” DON’T “elect” enough DUM SCUM

Hoping to IMPEACH ME yet another “run” those DUM

LOSERS say is “illegal” they WONT’T be able to

Prevent ME from achieving since it won’t be “three” but “two”

And NO “law” says you can’t “run” to be PRESIDENT AGAIN

If  “in a row” is NOT on how your “second” did depend!!!

23 October 2026

Trump says he has the right to seek a third presidential term. https://flip.it/_I5_5s

Target Date

The ONLY way I can stay OUT OF JAIL apparently
Is to “promise” to “buy” as many “votes” as there can be
Because a DUM “blue tidal wave” is threatening to come
Wash away MY TOAD “Congress” and instead elect SCUM
Who are all “chomping at the bit” to IMPEACH ME and so
I’ve NO CHOICE but to let a lot of MY TAX DOLLARS go!!!

Instead of a “chicken in every pot” I’ll say I’ll pay
BILLIONS (at least in “promises”) to MAKE VOTES GO MY WAY!

Including CASH to “veterans” for some STUPID “water” thing

I’ll say I “promise” paying after their VOTES make Dems sting!

“After the Midterms” is now the “target date” I claim

When “voters” will get CHECKS once they’ve sent LIBTARDS down the drain!!!

So What if “buying votes” has in the past been “frowned upon”?

“Laws” DON’T APPLY TO ME the “High Court” has said all along

So “promising” to PAY FOR VOTES as long as they are cast

For TOAD MINION “Republicans” who don’t leave ME aghast

Is the newest example of how I can get away

With WHATEVER I WANT TO each and every single day!!!

So VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN for ONLY those I “endorse”

And GREAT BIG CHECKS I “promise” will as a matter of course

Be coming VERY SOON to you after the “Midterms” end

With your “election” of TOADS who’ll continue to ME bend

Their knees and do WHATEVER I’ve COMMANDED them to do

To keep ME JAIL-FREE for which I’ll SOON send your CHECKS to you!!!

22 October 2026

Trump slammed over latest payment pledge if Republicans retain Congress after midterms. https://flip.it/Yzc3IF

Turning The Tide

Of Course I WON’T accept “Midterm results” soon coming due
If they don’t ELECT REPUBLICANS what else can I do?
How else can I continue to KEEP MY ASS OUT OF JAIL
If voting “turnout” indicates MY TOAD MINIONS will FAIL?
So be prepared again for FAKE FRAUD VOTING claims to come
From ME if a “blue tidal wave” THREATENS THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

Considering all of the WONDERFUL THINGS that I have done

In “two” short years it’s hard to believe “voters” would choose SCUM

DUMOCRATS over TOAD MINIONS I FULLY ENDORSE

But if they do it’s up to ME to “adjust” “voting’s” course

Everything I’ve done so far to “fair elections” STOP

Will be for “nought” if post “Midterms” I don’t REMAIN ON TOP!!!

So in addition to ICE GOONS posted all around “polls”

And STOPPING “mail in balloting” as one of MY main goals

And claiming every “vote counting machine” is on the “fritz”

If that “blue tidal wave” occurs I’ll have to launch a blitz

Of POST ELECTIONS CHALLENGES “legal” and otherwise

To turn the tide of “voting” back before “blue voters” eyes!!!

21 October 2026

‘Go Vote’: Poll Shows 70% of US Voters Doubt Trump Will Accept GOP Walloping in Midterms. https://flip.it/tRo2Mi

Total Conquest

I can’t believe “Alberta” just refused to split away
From LIBERAL WOKE “Canada” and join MY U.S.A.!
Of all the so-called “provinces” in that DUM “northern” land
“Alberta” was the ONLY one I “thought” deserved a hand

For being so “conservative” and “independent” too
So why did it reject its chance to DUM “Canada” SCREW???

“Alberta” would have been a “jewel” in MY EMPIRE’S CROWN

Because a lot of OIL and GAS within it are found

And lots of GOLD and SILVER too just waiting up there to

Be EXPLOITED and SENT MY WAY to MY WEALTH more accrue!

I could have made that happen had that DUM “province” SECEDED

From “Canada” which all along to do I to them pleaded!!!

Oh Well…Instead of gaining “northern” WEALTH the easy way

The whole “country” I guess I’ll VERY SOON without further delay

INVADE to GAIN IT as one TOTALLY CONQUERED deal

Instead of through “elections” gain big parts of it piecemeal!

Maybe on MY way to INVADING “Greenland” I’ll sent

My INVASION FORCE to “Canada” also append!!!

20 October 2026

Alberta votes to remain part of Canada by wide margin, CBC projects. https://flip.it/p8JxNo

Martial Law

Of Course I’ll declare “martial law” in just a week or two!

The ONLY way to NOT allow “midterm elections” to

Let the DUMOCRATS “recapture” the “House” and the “Senate”

Is to STOP ALL “elections” - So What if LIBTARDS resent it?

If they WIN their “priority” will be to IMPEACH ME

The prevention of which is ALWAYS MY “priority”

I can’t let their “priority” BEAT MY “priority”

MINE HAS TO WIN so “martial law” is how I’ll make that be!!!

Who needs “elections anyway? I certainly do not!

 “Elections” reduce IMMENSE POWER I’ve made sure I’ve got

Down to a “fraction” of that which I currently enjoy

And so Of Course it’s “martial law” I’ll be FORCED to deploy!!!

Be prepared for “martial law”!, it’s coming VERY SOON

And after it there won’t be any more “election” gloom

“Midterms” or otherwise for when ALL “elections” are done

Then “by default” I’ll WIN THEM ALL without a single one!!!

So don’t be so surprised when this “November” rolls around

And “elections” in EVERY “state” can no longer be found!

The ONLY way to maintain MY POWER eternally

Is “martial law’s” end of ELECTIONS for ETERNITY!!!

19 October 2026

Fearing defeat in midterms, Republican allies urge Trump to invoke martial law to seize elections. https://flip.it/H01rtl