Wednesday, January 7, 2026

MY Hemisphere

Last night’s RANT was TREMENDOUS if I do say so MYSELF!
It was a GRIEVANCE-FEST of all “democracy” bereft!
I RANTED about BIDEN, OBAMA, and DEMONCRATS
Having been responsible for EVERYTHING ASKANCE
NONE OF WHICH WOULD HAVE HAPPENED if I had not been ROBBED
Of MY FIRST SECOND TERM and allowed to STAY ON MY JOB!!!

It’s “twice” as hard now that MY LANDSLIDE SECOND TERM is here
To make MY “Donroe Doctrine” take the “Western Hemisphere”
Under the “protective wing” of MY EMPIRE I
By right have right to to EACH “country” around ME apply
To consolidate for the next CENTURY or so
MY HEMISPHERE OF INFLUENCE left behind when I go!!!

GREENLAND may be the next “country” I take under MY wing
If CANADA between us I don’t first decide to fling
MY THREATS at followed by BOMBERS if “Canuck’s” don’t agree
To be MY “51st State” in MY HEMISPHERE I see
As MY SOVEREIGN RIGHT TO RULE until the day that I
Choose to leave MY WORLD behind and up to HEAVEN fly!!!

But to “consolidate” MY REIGN over MY HEMISPHERE
Republicans must WIN so IMPEACHMENT I need not fear
And at the rate they garner HATE the “midterms” could well be
When EVIL DEMS over them regain the “majority”
And if DEMS WIN IMPEACHMENT will come once again for ME
So before that I’ll END ELECTIONS “HEMISPHERICALLY”!!!

7 January 2026

2026 begins with an increasingly autocratic United States rising on the global stage. https://flip.it/4S-ORR

Trump warns Republicans: Lose the House and “I’ll get impeached”. https://flip.it/KK8RTr

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

So Many “Countries”

Now that I’ve taken “Venezuela” what next place should I
Make MY “Donroe Doctrine” to it’s CONQUEST too apply?
There are SO MANY “countries” in MY “Western Hemisphere” 
I could apply MY “Doctrine” to to throw out on their ear
Whoever has been “running” them so I instead can “run”
Them to bring PROFIT to ME at the point of a gun!!!

GREENLAND could be the next place I order troops to go
To capture for ME that STRATEGIC LAND of ice and snow
And if it’s OIL and RARE EARTH MINERALS come to ME
That seems a fair price it should pay for it’s SECURITY
Plus whoever “Mercator” is his “map” to ME reveals
How IMMENSE that “country’ is and BIG to ME appeals!!!

Little Mario is begging ME to CUBA go
Next and maybe I will because there’s no ice or snow
It’s always sunny down there so its GOLF COURSES would be
Open all year “round after I’d CAPTURED them for ME
But as appealing as GOLF is to ME no OIL there
Nor RARE EARTH MINERALS means I about it don’t much care!!!

So maybe instead I’ll send BOMBERS down MEXICO way
Where there’s A LOT OF SILVER that could make “running” it pay
I prefer GOLD which they have too but not as much I’m told
As SILVER but that stuff’s WORTH MORE as “bull markets” unfold
So if I “invade” there next PROFITS TO ME overall
I’d get plus I’m PISSED AT THEM for not paying for MY WALL!!!

PANAMA, COLUMBIA, and IRAN are the next
Countries on MY CAPTURE LIST because they all ME vex
PANAMA’s STRATEGIC for some “canal” that cuts through
It and from those other places PROFITS could ensue
After I ORDER MY BOMBERS TO REDUCE them to rubble
Like GAZA so I can “build” things in them with MUCH LESS trouble!!!

There are SO MANY “countries” in MY “Western Hemisphere”
To choose among to CONQUER if they won’t SUCCUMB to FEAR
And it’s SO EASY to find “excuses” like “Fentanyl”
Or “Strategic Necessity” to “justify” MY call
For them to join MY Country either “voluntarily”
Or once I’ve BOMBED them to RUBBLE so “building” there’s EASY!!!

6 January 2026

Where Trump could strike next. https://flip.it/ynXfV6

Monday, January 5, 2026

Stain Removal

MY GOLDEN AGE will FULLY arrive only after ALL
NON-WHITE so-called U.S. “citizens” can no longer call
America their “home” because MY ICE Goons have kicked out
EACH ONE of those VERMIN SCUM who beyond any doubt
Have POLLUTED MY Nation’s BLOOD with “heritage” that they
From shit hole third world “countries” brought when their kind came its way!!!

Imagine what a GOLDEN AGE of WHITENESS I’ll achieve
Once EVERY NON-WHITE “citizen” My ICE Goons FORCE TO LEAVE!
Once EVERY VERMIN COCKROACH is kicked out entirely
MY Country will become as WHITE as GOD MEANT IT TO BE
Before those FILTHY “huddled masses” arrived to POLLUTE
It after so-called “natives” got the “Wounded Knee” boot!!!

I’ll give each NON-WHITE “citizen” ONLY ONE CHANCE ALONE
To “voluntarily” go back to shit holes they were prone
To come from or their “parents” or “grandparents” were before
Their “generation” started to POLLUTE GOD’S SACRED SHORE
ONE HUNDRED MILLION I’ll kick out so that MY GOLDEN AGE
Is SANITIZED of NON-WHITE FILTH still staining its WHITE page!!!

5 January 2026

Trump admin post suggests intent to kick out non-white citizens. https://flip.it/ez_hQb

Sunday, January 4, 2026

Secondary Goals

Now that I’ve CAPTURED “Maduro” and PULVERIZED his land
WHAT I do next in “Venezuela” will be VERY GRAND
Because I’m going to “run” that Country now that it’s MINE
Which given MY “track record” will be bound to go just fine!!!

IGNORE whatever FAKE FRAUD “facts” you have heard about ME
“Running things into the ground” to cause some “bankruptcy”
NONE of the “six” firms that I “ran” went “bankrupt” due to ME
Their “bankruptcies” were ALWAYS due to OTHERS TOTALLY!!!

That includes the CASINO that went “bankrupt” during when
I was “running” it, it was SOMEONE ELSE yet again
Who caused it to “collapse” which as all know is hard to do
Because CASINOS are like BANKS that shovel CASH to you!!!

So “running” “Venezuela” won’t be difficult for ME!
As long as OTHERS aren’t involved its OIL will flow free
To ME and VERY RICH WHITE “friends” who “run” companies that
Will benefit now that “Maduro” I’ve pinned to the mat!!!

The ONLY “reason”, I repeat, why I that “country” took
Was to prevent its DRUG TRADE filling each cranny and nook!
It was NOT because I wanted “their” OIL for MYSELF
Nor was it to get Epstein off news media’s top shelf!!!

But now that “Venezuela’s” under MY COMPETE CONTROL
Why Not make OIL PROFITS one new “secondary goal”
I could also achieve now that I’ll be “running” that land
And MORE DRUG WARS to “distract” from Epstein as they expand!!!

4 January 2026

How is Trump planning to “run” Venezuela? https://flip.it/TsUbFW

Saturday, January 3, 2026

Ultimate Distraction

I’ve tried a MILLION things so far and NOT ONE found success
To DISTRACT from “obsessive” focus on that Epstein MESS
NOTHING I’ve attempted even slightly turned away
“Focus” on MY “involvement” with his “sex traffic” play
I’ve grown tired of thinking up DISTRACTIONS by the score
So as MY ULTIMATE DISTRACTION I’m now trying WAR!!!

“Venezuela” has MORE OIL than ANYWHERE found
In the “Western Hemisphere” above or under ground
And blowing up boats off its shores has helped ME “set the stage”
For turning MY DISTRACTION “efforts” to a HOTTER page
By claiming ONLY WAR can stop the ILLEGAL DRUG TRADE
That shit hole leads that for MY WAR DISTRACTION’s “tailor made”!!!

Late in the middle of last night MY BOMBERS “pulverized”
“Caracas” while MY “Delta Force” won ME MY FIRST WAR PRIZE
By KIDNAPPING “Maduro” and his “wife” I’ll drag away
To “stand trial” in New York and they WON’T along the way
Commit “suicide” like Epstein so there’ll be LESS chatter
About MYSELF…Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

3 January 2026

U.S. launches military strikes on Venezuela, Trump says Maduro captured and flown out of the country. https://flip.it/Ho48_v

Trump’s risky war in Venezuela. https://flip.it/bliRl5

Friday, January 2, 2026

So Much More To Do

Who says I can’t keep “blaming” Joe Biden ETERNALLY
By saying he’s why ALL “bad” things happening under ME
Are TOTALLY BECAUSE BEFORE ME he made such a MESS
It will take MANY MORE just “two” terms to MY Land bless
With the GOLDEN ERA I still “promise” you will come
EVENTUALLY once I have FIXED the MESS left by that SCUM!!!

I am SO NOT a “narcissist”, I just CAN’T take the “blame”
For ANYTHING OTHERS have done about which I complain
So who better than Joe Biden to CONSTANTLY receive
MY BLAME for EVERYTHING that you mistakenly perceive
Has happened to you since MY LANDSLIDE swept Sleepy Joe OUT
And SWEPT ME IN to BEGIN turning His BIG MESS about!!!

MY “term” starting one year ago has only just begun
It will take MANY MORE “terms” to have COMPLETELY UNDONE
The TOTAL MESS Joe Biden left behind for ME to FIX
So DON’T BLAME ME for “policies” to which HIS MESS still sticks
There’s so much more to do to undo EVERYTHING that he
Left ME to FIX before MY GOLDEN ERA comes to be!!!

2 January 2026

Trump in “precarious position” as his “blame game” runs out of targets. https://flip.it/Z8osLh

It’s about to become Trump’s economy. https://flip.it/.VmW9l

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Towering On High

Now that a brand new TRUMP-YEAR is just getting underway
It’s time to start to build MY GIANT “Arc De Trump”, OK?
Everyone “loves” TRUMP BALLROOM and they’ll “love” even more
MY GIANT “Arc de Trump” that will straight up to HEAVEN soar
To remind LOYALTY MAGAS of where I’ll be heading next
After a few more CENTURIES on Earth where Dems I vex!!!

MY GIANT “Arc De Trump” will in another month or so
Begin heading to HEAVEN to all other “nations” show
The HEAVEN ON EARTH MY “Tariffs” and “Policies” have brought
To the one “nation” SMART ENOUGH to grant MY landslide shot
To STOP THE ROT Joe Biden wrought before I got returned
To “office” after FAKE FRAUD VOTES MY “first” “second” term spurned!!!

MY GIANT “Arc De Trump” will soon be TOWERING ON HIGH
To cause “awe” in all D.C. drivers when they’re driving by…
But HEY!…why should they just drive “by” when they could all drive THROUGH
MY “Arc De Trump” if a MUCH HIGHER “Arc” I do pursue?
THAT’S IT!…back to the “drawing board” I’ll send MY “Arc” to be
“Re-designed” to “arc” HIGH ABOVE “Washington D.C.”!!!

But HEY!…Why stop there?…EVERY “state” could also benefit
From the JOY of driving under MY “Arc” if it fit
A MUCH MORE IMMENSE “scale” than the one I had “estimated”
When a “Arcing” TRIBUTE TO ME I first “contemplated”?
Call back MY “Arc” designers, tell them MY “Arc” must now be
Built on a “scale” seen overhead from sea to shining sea!!!

1 January 2026

Trump says construction of giant “Triumphal Arch” begins soon in DC. https://flip.it/1DILD9

Trump’s glowing account of progress is at odds with his own government’s stats. https://flip.it/Pfp-P8

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Healthy Bruises

Pay no attention to MY “right” hand and MY “left” hand too!
MY “health” is ABSOLUTELY FINE each hand is telling you
As shown by the so-called “discoloration” each displays
Which indicates how many hands I shake alternate days
When first MY “right” and then MY “left” I switch between to shake
The hands of MILLIONS of MY FANS who’ll NEVER ME forsake!!!

Ignore the “speculation” that “black bruises” on each hand
Indicate MY “health” is NOT as TREMENDOUSLY GRAND
As I declare to you it IS and EVER MORE WILL BE
For CENTURIES AHEAD while I cement MY “legacy”
By bringing to MAGAS UNPRECEDENTED BENEFITS
Of which SHAKING MY HAND is one that sends them into FITS!

So many want to shake MY hand it naturally leaves “bruises”
As through SO MANY MILLIONS both MY “right” and “left” hand cruises!
But have no “fear”, MY “health” remains a WONDER TO BEHOLD
Because MY GREAT GENES prevent ME from EVER GETTING OLD
So hand “bruises” will be a SMALL but HEALTHY price to pay
In CENTURIES AHEAD for keeping both MY hands in play!!!

31 December 2025

Bruising on Trump’s left hand sparks renewed questions about his health. https://flip.it/P.IQw9

He’s Rotting From The Inside… https://flip.it/LqMRmM

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Don’t Delay!

If you, MY LOYAL MAGA FANS, don’t send MONEY MY way
Within the NEXT HOUR the Dems will STEAL from you away
TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR “Tariff Checks” I’d planned to send to you
And give them to ILLEGAL ALIENS before they’re through!
MY YEAR-END FUNDRAISING DEADLINE IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING!
So send CASH MY WAY TODAY or Dems will YOUR CHECKS be poaching!!!

The only way to prevent Dems from handing YOUR CHECKS out
To ILLEGAL ALIENS is without any doubt
TO SEND ME MONEY RIGHT AWAY before this year is done
For ONLY by so doing will “Tariff Checks” to YOU come
Instead of to ILLEGAL ALIENS EVIL Dems mean
TO GIVE YOUR CHECKS TO as part of their “policies” EXTREME!!!

So SEND ME MONEY RIGHT AWAY! ONE DAY ALONE REMAINS
Before MY YEAR-END DEADLINE PASSES and Dems hold the reins
Of who YOUR “Tariff Checks” receive and IT WILL NOT BE TO YOU
IF CASH FROM YOU I don’t receive before this year is through
Because next year your “Tariff Checks” the Dems will give away
To VERMIN unless you SEND CASH TO ME WITHOUT DELAY!!!

30 December 2025

Trump mocked for demanding fans send him money “in the next hour” - before Dems steal it. https://flip.it/2g4M7D

Monday, December 29, 2025

Ever Lower

MY TREMENDOUS “economy” is humming right along!
The STOCK MARKET ALONE’s enough to raise a joyous song
Among every INVESTOR with the MONEY it requires
To take advantage of the BIG BULL MARKET that’s transpired
THANKS TO ME but if you’re not in the “market” just wait
For “trickle down” to SOON make even your “poor lives” more GREAT!!!

MY TREMENDOUS “economy” will make “poor people’s lives”
(Provided they’re WHITE) “better” after each INVESTOR thrives
So there’s no need to be “concerned” about “inflation” that
Very likely will head HIGHER once out of MY hat
MY DEMANDS for EVER LOWER “interest rates” I’ll place
On the “Fed Chair” I find who’ll set a “negative” pace!!!

MY “Fed Chair” will AGREE WITH ME and DO JUST WHAT I SAY
Without letting “inflation worries” get into the way
So What if HIGH “inflation” makes your MONEY “purchase” LESS?
WAIT PATIENTLY like I said yesterday and WE will bless
You with pennies “trickled down” from the “stock market” HEAVEN
WE RICH will keep residing in thanks to LOW “rates” I’ll leaven!!!

29 December 2025

Trump suddenly spends a lot like Biden on the economy. https://flip.it/WW8AUU