Threat Words

It isn’t easy coming up with new THREAT! “words” each time
I tell “Iran” to SURRENDER or I WILL NOT BE KIND!
Coming up with “words” like saying they’ll be “decimated”
If they don’t OPEN UP THAT DAMNED “straight” aren’t anticipated 
The “first” time I use them but after that they tend to lose
Their STRENGTH and POWER to proclaim MY “promise” to ABUSE!!

MY latest THREATS! are “TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!” and “MOVE FAST!”

Which unlike “BOMB BACK TO THE STONE AGE” I used in the past

To THREATEN! “TOTAL ANNIHILATION” in each week’s “tirade”

And back MY “promise” to within “two weeks” I WOULD INVADE

Unless they MET ALL MY DEMANDS does not have the same STRENGTH

Or POWER of “words” used before I upped MY THREAT! “word” pace!!!

New THREAT! “words” aren’t as THREATENING as they used to be so

I’ll stop telling MY “staff” to “look them up” and instead go

Into MY STABLE GENIUS Brane where often before

I’ve discovered TREMENDOUS “words” like “cofefe” to score

Points against MY ENEMIES so no doubt MY Brane will

Come up new THREAT! “words” that MY STRENGTH and POWER distill!!!

18 May 2026

Trump attempts to threaten Iran again and people are getting bored of it. https://flip.it/muBebi

This Time Is Different

MY STOCK MARKET WILL RISE FOREVER…but only if I

As PRESIDENT FOR LIFE MY “economic skills” apply!

As long as I remain IN CHARGE due to ME it will stay

Advancing HIGHER to ME and MY OLIGARCH “friends” pay!!!

Predictions of a “MARKET CRASH!” that lately have been found

In “publications” and “podcasts” where “advisors” expound

“Analyses” of why MY MARKET will next “down” be sent

Ignore the ‘fact” that THANKS TO ME THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT!!!

As MY “attorney general” SCREAMED at “questioners” SO DUMB

Under me the “Dow” at 50,000! had become

“Stocks” are the only thing we should have been talking about

Instead of STUPID QUESTIONS about “files” long thrown out!!!

MY MARKET will keep soaring up into the “stratosphere”

As long as I REMAIN IN CHARGE of it year after year

If “god forbid” some DUMOCRAT regains the role that I

Now fill by ROBBING ME AGAIN MY STOCK MARKET WILL DIE!!!

And so be SURE when you cast your “Mid Term Elections” vote

To SUPPORT ME by electing only those who I quote

“Have MY ENDORSEMENT” because they alone will without fail

Keep MY MARKET SOARING by keeping ME OUT OF JAIL!!!

17 May 2026

Prediction: The Trump Bull Market Will Come to an Abrupt End Because of 2 Decisions Made by the President. https://flip.it/lyRyWT

Insulting Genius

Another “perfect statement” from MY pig lips to your ears

Now doubled down on to increase your “economic” fears

Is generating disbelief throughout the GOP

Who haven’t got a reelection prayer apparently

If things I say like what I said that then get double downs

Become sound bites in campaign ads for some DUMOCRAT clowns!!!

Did you notice? I used “DUMOCRATS” instead of using

“DEMONCRATS”, MY “usual” for LIBTARD “name” abusing!

Because I am a GENIUS I’ve very cleverly

Created a new INSULT by exchanging “U” for “E”

And removing the “B” because who needs “B” when you say

“DUM” which like “DUMB” is “pronounced” exactly the same way???

MY cleverness at changing “E” to “U” and dropping “B”

Shows everything MY pig lips say is PERFECT COMPLETELY

Because only a GENIUS alone like I am could

Come up with such a clever way to INSULT LIBTARDS GOOD

Because they’re “DUM” (as are “critics” so “glad” to hear ME say

I’m “not thinking at all” about what CHUMPS for gas now pay)!!!

16 May 2026

Trump doubles down on controversial seven-word statement - much to critics' delight. https://flip.it/4jSCTo

“Perfect statement”: Trump defends saying he isn’t thinking about Americans’ finances during Iran war. 

https://flip.it/Mq-R-9

Trump doesn't care about Americans. He just admitted it. https://flip.it/BMojOv

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-gives-rambling-for-dummies-breakdown-of-his-dumocrat-democrat-jibe/

No Doubt

I’m heading back from “China” where things went TOTALLY GREAT!
To all I wanted “Xi” no doubt will SOON CAPITULATE!

Meanwhile we agreed “Hormuz Straight” should be reopened quick
And the U.S. should not into “Taiwan” its fingers stick
And BIDEN was the reason MY Country was in DECAY
Before I SAVED IT (I’m certain that’s what I heard him say!!!)

I LAVISHED PRAISE on “Xi” as a GREAT “friend” and he will soon

No doubt “return the compliment” because I make him swoon

For never has such a GREAT LEADER to his “country” flown

To MAKE DEALS “beneficial” to MYSELF as I am prone

To do usually by THREATENING but in his case by

PRAISING him like he’ll no doubt do to ME by and by!!!

Just what will gain through MY “visit” we’ll have to wait and see

But no doubt it will lead to GREAT DEALS I can guarantee

Because all know The Art of the Deal is MY “stock in trade”

And “Xi” knows I can back MY DEALS with MY THREATS TO INVADE

His pip-squeak “country” if he does not SOON kow tow to ME

And ACCEPT “terms” I DEMAND (to which no doubt he’ll AGREE!!!).

15 May 2026

Trump and top CEOs leave a more self-reliant China with few deals to show for it. https://flip.it/i-3N-Z

Very Small Print

Why should I “care” about how your “finances” are beset
Due to MY WAR? MINE are just fine and getting better yet
As more CHEAP CRAP I “market” to poor suckers in MY “cult”
Who every time I offer something turn their pockets out

To send ME CASH that “guarantees” they’ll get something that’s “mint”
Unless they won’t as “stipulated” in very small print!

Why “think” about “finances” at all, even just a bit

In relation to how MY “Iran” WAR has them hit

So hard among MAGA cultists as “poor” as they can be

Unlike Dear Leader who’s been “conning” them consistently

By offering cheap gee-haws to which I’ve affixed MY name

Or turn out to be “vaporware” but ENRICH ME the same???

It’s SO EASY to “scam” MY MAGA Cultists I do it

Each time I “promise” I’ll deliver some TRUMP-ENDORSED SHIT

Which may or may not exist but if not then you can bet

Very very small print still their CASH to ME will get

Without chance of a “refund” from STUPID Cult SUCKERS who

“Reserve” their right to “wait in hope” that MY CRAP will come through!!!

14 May 2026

Trump Says ‘I Don’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situations’ When Negotiating Iran War. https://flip.it/aC.YsJ

Trump Iran Tirade Visibly Rattles GOPers as Leaks Expose New Blunders. https://flip.it/_8PdV

The Trump Phone may not be total vaporware after all. https://flip.it/VXxGh0 

Trump Mobile CEO says the phones are shipping. The terms and conditions say it doesn't have to. https://flip.it/WBq3xf

Anything Necessary

I’d do anything necessary to VOTES guarantee

When next “cast” at “the midterms” are ALL “cast” to SUPPORT ME!

To get elected ONLY THOSE who’ve bowed and kissed MY ring

I’ll do what it takes to all DEMONCRAT candidates fling

Out of the “winner’s circle” and instead it populate

With MAGA WINNERS who think EVERYTHING I do is GREAT!!!

Because I’d do anything necessary to install

ONLY candidates completely at MY beck and call

Of Course I refuse to rule out the use of “troops” and ICE

Because WINNING IN LANDSLIDES can’t be done if one “plays nice”

So unless you’re LOYAL TO ME the next time that you

Go to “vote” MY “troops” and ICE will want a “word” or “two”!!!

Come “November” ALL “midterms” MY ICE GOONS WILL CONTROL

To DESTROY OPPOSITION which has always been MY “goal” 

Since down MY GOLDEN “escalator” I descended to

WIN by a LANDSLIDE all “three” times I “ran” as I tell you

In the “wee hours” EVERY NIGHT so the FIRST THING YOU SEE

When waking up each morning is ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME!!!

13 May 2026

Trump refuses to rule out troops or ICE at polling stations: “I’d do anything necessary”. https://flip.it/f_CY3F

Trump Promises To Deploy An ‘Election Integrity Army’ During Midterms, And We All Know Why. https://flip.it/uIH.8B

Taxpayer Contributions

I NEED a BILLION DOLLARS for MY BALLROOM so that I
Can be SECURE when at events I attend BULLETS FLY!
So What if I said “taxpayers” would for it need not pay?
That was before a GUNMAN almost BLEW MY ASS AWAY

At that STUPID “correspondents” hotel dinner bash
So SCREW “wealthy donations”, I need FAST “taxpayer” CASH!!!

It will take MUCH TOO LONG to find the “quid pro quos” I need

To “reward” OLIGARCH ELITES for “donations” they feed

Into MY BALLROOM FUND and “tax revenue” can supply

The CASH I NEED without need to “hope” to ME it will fly

ONLY “taxpayers contributions” ALONE “foot the bill”

Needed to SPEED SECURITY to MY SAFETY fulfill!!!

Instead of “complaining” “taxpayers” should be THANKING ME

For using their “contributions” for SECURITY

To guarantee I STAY ALIVE for MANY “terms” to come

So I can PARTY SECURELY between bouts FIGHTING SCUM

IMMIGRANTS! and LIBERALS! and most especially

Those who “complain” I said I would build MY BALLROOM “tax free”!!!

And WHAT THE HELL IS UP with GOPers who “complain”

About the BILLION BUCKS I NEED so I can ENTERTAIN

“Heads of State” and “Diplomats” and MY OLIGARCH ‘friends”

In MY BALLROOM where SAFETY when I’m PARTYING depends

On VERY RAPID “construction” without waiting around

For “donations” (those already received cannot be found!!!)?

12 May 2026

GOP senators just put Trump's ballroom money in grave peril. https://flip.it/4c2pS7

Better Understanding

I know MUCH MORE about “religion” than “scholars” who plod
Through “books” like “The Bible” of which I know MORE than “God”
And since I know MORE about it than “God” does you must see
That I know MORE about that “book” than “popes” could ever be
Expected to know about it because they unlike ME
Are “hoping” to “know God” who I know MORE THAN already!!!

Just as I know MORE than any “General” about WAGING WAR

Which is why I had Hegseth FIRE those scums by the score

Since I know MORE than any “pope” could ever “hope” to learn

About “The Bible” the “pope” I’ve not only RIGHT to spurn

But post MYSELF dressed up like him in pope-looking attire

To show “Catholics” they don’t need him and ONLY ME require!!!

The FOX NEWS “Pastor” praising ME for “better understanding”

Of “The Bible” as an ass-kiss Cultist does OUTSTANDING

Work coming to MY “defense” when “Catholics” criticize

Me for trying to pull the wool away from their eyes

Because they’re blindly following a TRAITOROUS “pope” who

Preaches “peace” when WAR is what “The Bible” says to do!!!

11 May 2026

 

HOLY CRAP: Fox News ‘Pastor’ Says Trump Has ‘A Better Understanding of Bible Than the Pope’. https://flip.it/V3O8WQ

Any Time Now

Any second now “Iran” is going to accept
MY TREMENDOUS “Peace Plan” and show to ME DUE RESPECT
For being such a BRILLIANT “Strategist” throughout MY WAR
They’ll BEG ME for the “ceasefire” I DEMAND so I’ll score
Yet another VICTORY to add to the past three
I WON BY A LANDSLIDE (‘though one FAKE VOTES ROBBED FROM ME!!!)

Any minute now “Iran” will alert ME that MY

“Ceasefire terms” are the BEST they could ever hope to spy

And TOTALLY ACCEPT THEM to bring MY WAR to the end

That OPENS UP the “Hormuz straight” like it was once again

Before I started MY WAR and those rag-heads UNFAIRLY

Choked off OIL PROFITS that were headed STRAIGHT TO ME!!!

Any day now “Iran” will CAPITULATE, OK?

By buying MY “ceasefire” without more further delay

Because I’M GETTING SICK OF WAITING for them to let go

Of their STRANGLEHOLD and said I’d make their shit hole GLOW

“Radioactively” if they do not SOON accept

MY “ceasefire” which is the BEST DEAL they will EVER get!!!

Any week or at most month now MY “Iran” WAR will 

END once they CONCEDE TO ME and their “blockage” they chill!

OIL will FLOW FREE AGAIN just like it did before

I was FORCED BY THEM to begin MY JUSTIFIED WAR!

A WAR for which YOU CAN’T BLAME ME, their NUKE BOMB THREAT begun it

And any year now it’s ENDING will END MY “polls” low plummet!!!

10 May 2026

Trump ‘expects to hear very soon’ from Iran on ceasefire proposal as Tehran makes fresh threat. https://flip.it/2ddVT3 

Half Know Fear!

MY STABLE GENIUS Brane consonantly “demonstrates”

How MY COMMAND of “English” is accecpitually GRATE!

I no more “words” than anywon with a “college decree”

In “English” because nobodys more BRILLIANTER than ME!

In fact I a few daze ego “demonstrated” again

MY Brane nos “English” BETTER than MAGAS I entertane!!!

I said that DRUGS! pored in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

And that “word” “SEA” most did knot no, ore sew MANY told ME!

Sew let ME “klarify” the diffrence between “SEE” and “SEA”:

Won is a “vision” thing, the other won is “watery”!

It may bee a supprize that “two” “words” what “sound” both the same

Can half differant “spellings” and “meanings”…let ME xplane!!!

When I say DRUGS! come in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

The “SEA” is someware as “wet” as those too other “words” be!

It doesn’t mean the “vision” thing sew many think it do

Because “SEA” is “spelled” “differentlee” then “SEE” in “Eye SEE u”!

And that’s just won “exampel” of how “English” “words” kan bee

Cunfuzing to those whoore knot az sew VERY SMART AZ ME!!!

But HALF KNOW FEAR! MY Brane is hear and reddy to axplane

To MORONS LIKE YOU how “words” I choose to uze to “disklame”

To MY deer audunces who PACK each “auditoriyum”

To “SEE” ME say from watery “SEA” DRUGS! at thrm kan come

But abut witch they also kneed HALF KNOW FEAR wonce again:

Fore weather bye “ocean” ore “SEA” I’m their too them DIFFEND!!!

9 May 2026

‘Complete Moron’: Trump Loses It Over a 3-Letter Word, the White House Tries to Defend Him By Taking a Cheap Shot at Gavin Newsom, But It Just Gets More Embarrassing for Them. https://flip.it/ECTOpE