HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! That’s the way MY “team” intends

To spent the next two “months” before MY TOADY “Congress” ends

When the IMMENSE “Majority” of those LOYAL TO ME

Are replaced by an EXTREMELY SLIM “blue majority”

At which point I’ll begin to VETO ALL they send MY way

But “till then HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! I intend to play!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! EVERYTHING I’ve done before

DISLOYAL TRAITORS “won” midterm elections I deplore

MY “team” I have COMMANDED to not only “double down”

All they’ve done before the “Blue Wave” made MY TOADYS drown

But to INCREASE those things “ten times” as intense as before

That so-called “Blue Tsunami” inundates MAGA’S RED SHORE!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! those “elected” can expect

MY LOYAL “team” to MAGA “policies” MUCH MORE inject

At “ten times” the “intensity” I’d ORDERED UP before

That STUPID “Blue Tsunami” came to POLLUTE MAGA’S SHORE!

No matter what DUMOCRATS “plan” to do once they sweep in

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! RED TIDES around them I’ll spin!!!

9 November 2026

Trump team interprets midterms debacle as a cue to go harder, further, faster. 

https://flip.it/vhufc9

Women Only

I BLAME the so-called “Blue Tsunami” on one “sex” alone
And that’s the one born with that “double X” thing “chromosome”!

It’s WOMEN ONLY I tell you who are “responsible”
For every TRUMP ENDORSEE’S “chain” getting a yanking pull!
NONE of the so-called “elections results” that REALLY STANK
Would have occurred if WOMEN had not MY ENDORSEES sank!!!
 

Because DUM “women” caused MY CANDIDATES to run aground

The LAST ONE in MY “Cabinet” will no longer be found!
The “one” “woman” remaining hereafter will be no more

As under the bus “Susie” goes to finalize the score

Of MACHO MEN ALONE remaining in MY “Cabinet”

I’ve topped up with “testosterone” past “100 percent”!!!

NO “female” I’ll allow to ever again “service” ME

(Unless they’re “somewhat on the younger side” wink nudge hee-hee)

But NEVER AGAIN will another “mature woman” serve

In MY MACHO “Cabinet”, the ONLY kind of “curve”

In it will be ROCK HARD ASS “curves” adorning MACHO MEN

Whose “X-Y chromosomes” will now surround ME once again!!!

8 November 2026

Erect Without Delay

It’s bad enough the DUM “midterms” STOPPED MAGA’S onward march
But now some STUPID LIBTARD “judge” “blocked” MY TRIUMPHAL ARCH!
I was PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY from that “blue tsunami”
That turned MY MARCH TO TYRANNY into ground-up salami
But to right after MY so-called “defeat” the “midterms” brought
Be told to DELAY MY ARCH has PISSED ME OFF MORE A LOT!!!

Right before the “midterms” MY REFLECTING POOL I’d made

The “focus” of MY “argument” to let MAGAS invade

EVERY “seat” in “Congress” thus allowing ME to keep

Erecting TRIBUTES TO MYSELF on EVERY D.C. street

Of which MY GRAND TRIUMPHAL ARCH would have been next in line

After ALL “midterm” VICTORIES I was sure would go fine!!!

As MY first act after the “blue tsunami” engulfed ME

Was shifting “focus” to MY BALLROOM to obviously

Display the GLORY TRIBUTES TO MYSELF would demonstrate

Provided “winning” DUMOCRATS keep them off of their plate

Now with this STUPID “ruling” to DELAY MY ARCH CONSTRUCTION

It’s time to use MY POWER to DEMAND LIBTARD DESTRUCTION!!!

You CAN’T BLAME ME for what the STUPID DUM “midterms” have wrought

But “accepting” DELAY to MY SELF-TRIBUTES I WILL NOT

And so I ORDER EVERY “midterm vote count” AGAINST ME

NULL and VOID and OVERTURNED THROUGHOUT ETERNITY

And EVERY TOADY I ENDORSED I hereby declare WON

So WITHOUT DELAY I can BUILD ERECTIONS EVERY ONE!!!

6 November 2026

A judge blocks construction of Trump's arch moments after it won federal approval. https://flip.it/doUzmr

Veto Power

OK…I guess the DUMOCRATS apparently did “win”
EVERYTHING “election night” but why be “feeling grim”?

I have the POWER needed to VETO whatever they
“Plan” over the next two years to with which get away!
Through VETO POWER I’ll disperse fellow BILLIONAIRES’ “gloom”
Which is why I’m back to “bragging” about MY BALLROOM!!!

Of Course MY “first post-election appearance” was about

The MOST BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM in ALL “history” no doubt!

The BIGGEST and BEST BALLROOM that has EVER been “conceived”

“Elections” CANNOT “interrupt” so why be so “aggrieved”?

CONSTRUCTION WILL CONTINUE despite DUMOCRATS who “think”

“Winning” EVERY “Midterm” will let them MY BALLROOM SINK!!!

As always I remain “focused” on THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER

To ME and so it’s easy to IGNORE “post-Midterms” chatter

About DUM THINGS like “regime change” that will in NO WAY “count”

When stacked against the VETO POWER I’ll be dealing out!

Whatever “power” DUMOCRATS “think” they’re “enacting” soon

MY VETO POWER WILL DESTROY so…BACK TO MY BALLROOM!!!

5 NOVEMBER 2026

Trump brags about the White House ballroom in his first post-election appearance. https://flip.it/CBZaFW

Democrats will soon control Congress. How might Trump use veto power? https://flip.it/zP_r_H

Blameless!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for some DUM “blue tsunami” that occurred

Yesterday that made DEMONCRATS WIN! or so I’ve heard

When “votes” hit MY TOAD MAGA MOD on the head like a “mallet”

For which YOU CAN’T BLAME ME because I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the COMPLETE DISASTER that unfolded

Yesterday when DEMONCRATS WON! - I CANNOT BE SCOLDED!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT and I NEVER SAID I WAS!

ALL “claims” to the “contrary” come from TRUMP-HATING SCUZ!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the FIASCO last night brought about

When EVERY TOADY I “endorsed” got their ASSES THROWN OUT!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT! BLAME TO ME CAN’T BE APPLIED!

If I had been ALL MY TOADS would have WON BY A LANDSLIDE!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME! If “Greg Abbot” had not TURNED AGAINST ME

He’s have retained his “governorship” VERY EASILY!

TURNCOAT RINOS like him are one “reason” MY MAGAS LOST

So YOU CAN’T BLAME ME if “under the bus” he too I’ve tossed!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for yesterday so DO NOT EVEN TRY

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT which is the MAIN “reason” why

EVERY “TRUMP ENDORSEE” didn’t WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

ALL WOULD HAVE if their “ballots” MY NAME too had occupied!!!

4 November 2026

Trump Rushes to Blame Everyone But Himself for Democratic Blowout. https://flip.it/hVlJCN

Trump Begins A Long Night of Irrational Posting to His Failing Truth Social Platform, Accusing Pal Greg Abbott of Turning Against Him. https://flip.it/rlduSD

Filter

The “Midterms” are upon us and they say “chances” look “grim”

For EVERY “candidate” listed as a “Republican”!

Apparently MY ENDORSEMENT this time is not enough

To guarantee electing those I want will not be rough

And so what better place to “address” things as they unspool 

For MAGAS than MY repaired, renamed “TRUMP REFLECTING POOL!!!

No better place I could have found than MY POOL I just chose

To VANDALISM that occurred here once again expose

As a reminder I’ll pursue MY ENEMIES NON-STOP

As long as “Midterm Ballots” keep MY ENDORSED TOADS ON TOP!

Of Course I’ll also I’ll also throw those DAMNED “elections” out of kilter

Meanwhile let’s all admire PURE CLEAN “water” I did filter!!!

3 November 2026

Trump floats renaming another landmark after himself – and everyone is saying the same thing. https://flip.it/5M-M8V

These Photos Of Trump’s Final Pre-Midterm Press Conference Are So Deeply Absurd, Like What Are We Doing Here. https://flip.it/wfW2Ns

Unaware

As all know I KNOW MORE than ALL “comedians” both dead
And living about how “comedy” gets inside the head
Of audiences lucky enough to listen to ME
Entertaining them in speeches HILARIOUSLY 
FUNNY but in “South Carolina” just yesterday
In MY “end rally early” routine something went astray!!!

In every speech before that one when I said I was LEAVING

EARLY “consternation” reigned along with tearful grieving

And screaming for ME to return to the “podium” where

The crowds BEGGED ME to “speechify” for MORE “hours” from there

Unless they had heard ME before and so they got the “joke”

That I was NOT and NEVER WAS a “leaving early” bloke!!!

WTF happened to MY “always gets a BIG LAUGH” schtick

In DUM “South Carolina” where its “failure” made ME “sick”

It wasn’t MY “failure”, of course, for it you CAN’T BLAME ME!

It was the “failure “ of the STUPID CROWD ENTIRELY!

I guess it’s “true” what they say about MAGA JERKS down there

As MANY have told ME of “humor” they are unaware!!!

2 November 2026

Trump Pretends to End Rally Early, Hoping Crowd Will Beg Him to Stay, But Scrambles When He Notices Their Unexpected Reaction. https://flip.it/8kbedP

On Top

What’s that? MY WHITE HOUSE has become a “bloody pressure cooker”
As the “midterms” advance MY “staff” behave like some cheap hooker
Trying to turn final tricks before dawn breaks and they
See their lucrative night’s work threaten to fade away
So they’ll “solicit” all they can before morning light breaks
And “midterm vote counts” post the bill for MY so-called “mistakes”!!!

Of Course I have made NO “mistakes”, NOT ONE AT ALL, OK?

It’s NOT MY FAULT “Republicans” are facing “Judgement Day”

Or that MY “staff” so desperately now seek the “exit door”

While acting like Melania to up their turned tricks’ score

Before they’re forced to “exit stage left” once “midterms” have passed

And replaced current POWER with “reputations” half-assed!!!

And if the so-called “BLUE TSUNAMI” comes as some “forecast”

It also WON’T BE MY FAULT if MY “reign on Earth” slips past

Its “sell by date” and “forces” ME to reconsider how

I can MAINTAIN MY POWER once DEMS into “Congress” plow

But have no “fear” — MY GENIUS Brane will not ever stop

Until it’s come up with some “plan” that KEEPS MY ASS ON TOP!!!

1 November 2026

Trump's White House becoming a 'bloody' pressure cooker as the end looms. https://flip.it/sYBBrw

No Big Deal

“Weekend Rally Cancellations” in the “news” today

Are NO BIG DEAL! I simply want to stay

“Home” and “plan” the next D.C. places I’ll “devastate”

To make way for MY “legacy” of “places” TRULY GREAT

Who needs to go to corny “Kansas” or “Iowa” when

WINS in each I can guarantee for MY TOAD MAGA MEN!!!

Why “rally” anywhere at all when “election” outcomes

Don’t “depend” on “turnout” by MAGA “friends” or DEM SCUMS?

No matter what the Midterm “vote counts” anywhere may be

The WINNER in each “state” contest I’ll make sure’s UP TO ME

And you can be sure I’ll ONLY let those I’ve “endorsed” WIN

No matter what the “vote count” is MY TOADS I WILL GET IN!!!

I does’t matter if a “state” is FRIEND RED or FOE BLUE

When you’re a GENIUS LIKE ME you “know” just what to do

To make the “vote count” in whatever colored “state” is “voting”

End up supporting ONLY those who don’t find you “revolting”

I won’t reveal how I’ll do it but you would not believe

How many SECRET DIRTY TRICKS I’m hiding up MY sleeve!!!

When the dust settles after the “Midterms” all come and go

I’ll have FULLY PACKED “Congress” with LOYAL TOADS who all know

Their “job” is to do EXACTLY what I COMMAND them to

Do because if they do not I’ll TOTALLY them SCREW

How will I pull MY GENIUS “Midterms Coup” off you ask?

I’ll NEVER tell how VERY SOON in RED LANDSLIDES I’ll bask!!!

30 October 2026

Trump cancels weekend rallies, plans to phone in to other midterm campaign events. https://flip.it/JXDB.b

Not For Us

We’re living in a GOLDEN AGE! There’s MORE WEALTH EVERYWHERE
Than there once was before RICH MEN LIKE ME increased OUR “share”
It’s ALL YOUR FAULT if your “family” cannot afford to buy
EXCLUSIVE “hamburgers” and “fries” MY PRIVATE CLUBS supply
To WINNERS LIKE ME and MY “friends” who know just how to play
STOCK MARKET SWOOPS I “influence” to send PROFITS OUR WAY!!!

STOP WHINING and COMPLAINING about “living costs”, OK?

BLAME BIDEN and OBAMA for them ending up the way

They have for you but NOT FOR US because you had no clue

About “manipulating” STOCKS to SWOOP WEALTH straight to you!

What’s that you say? YOU HAVE NO STOCKS? Well, that’s your own DUM FAULT

If you had bought some “years” your “poverty” they’d rout!!!

There is NO so-called “hunger crisis” for the likes of those

Of US who were all SMART ENOUGH to “market shares” expose

To OUR VAST STOCK “portfolios” where they’ve kept on INCREASING

In VALUE since MY “war manipulation” acts became UNCEASING

Just pull yourselves up by your “bootstraps” like OUR “ancestors”

And your “descendants” WON’T COMPLAIN when their “price of food” soars!!!

29 October 2026

Amid Growing Hunger Crisis, Trump Tells Voters They Couldn’t Even Afford a Burger at His Private Club. https://flip.it/o4EGG1