Glut

I am NOT “folding” on “Iran”! It’s NOT a “TACO” move
To DECLARE VICTORY and leave them to find their own groove!
I offered the the chance to CHANGE their “leadership” which they
Have done and so it’s a good time for ME to slip away
Because there’s lots of other things I’d rather do instead
Of BOMBING THEM until EVERY “Iranian” is DEAD!!!

I gave their so-called “country” opportunity to CHANGE

By showing them how to their “infrastructure” rearrange

Because I am a BUILDER and to BUILD things you first must

Reduce places you want to BUILD on to RUBBLE and DUST

So now that EVERY “major city” MY BOMBS have torn down

To make way for CONSTRUCTION it’s time for ME to leave town!!!

As for that “Strait of Hormuz” thing Who Cares if it stays shut?

AMERIKA has SO MUCH OIL it’s an ENDLESS GLUT

And “countries” that “depend” on OIL from the “Middle East”

Will soon if that dumb “Strait” stays closed PAY ME DOUBLE AT LEAST

If not MORE for OIL ONLY I can ship their way

Thus demonstrating how a GENIUS can MAKE WAR PAY!!!

And so you see I’m NOT “TACOing” by taking MY leave

From “involvement” in “Iran”, instead I’ve from MY sleeve

Pulled out a GENIUS approach to GETTING RICHER by

SELLING OIL to “countries” MY WAR’s set up to DIE

By offering a way to SURVIVE if that “Strait” stays shut

Because ONLY I ALONE possesses an OIL GLUT!!!

24 March 2026

Trump is folding on Iran as goals still unmet and regieme remains intact. https://flip.it/gEx6Wi

So Far Away

The bottom line for ME is OIL WARS all represent
VAST POOLS OF MONEY I into MY COFFERS can get sent
By ATTACKING WEAK “countries” within which OIL’s found
Waiting for “extraction” from “locations” underground
And pumped inside big “boats” for “shipment” to places that will
PAY ME TONS OF CASH MONEY when their “storage tanks” I fill!!!

MY toady troops in “Congress” are all VERY WORRIED that

“Gas prices” have increased since I began MY “Iran” spat

Because they’re “reading” “writing on the wall” that “voters” will

Come “midterms” VOTE THEM OUT if car gas tanks they cannot fill

With CHEAP GAS I had “promised” them were coming VERY SOON

Before MY WAR sent OIL PRICES heading for the MOON!!!

Everybody “thinks” I’m “worried” I will be “IMPEACHED”

Once the “majority” MY toads now occupy is breached

By DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in if “elections” remain

Happening which they WON’T since I’ll TOTALLY RESTRAIN

Them long enough to pocket BILLIONS from MY OIL WARS

Before I “extradite” MYSELF to “friendly” foreign shores!!!

A “private” island near St. Thomas where I’ve had a blast

Might be an OK starting point for VAST CASH I’ve amassed

From WARS I’ve started everywhere OIL WEALTH can be found

Until MUCH FARTHER AWAY with MY OIL WEALTH I’m bound

To “Hungary” maybe at first but then ultimately

To MOTHER RUSSIA where PUTIN leaves porch lights on for ME!!!

MY “get RICH being President” end game is drawing nigh

I’ve had TWO GREAT RUNS but it’s time to bid MY toads bye-bye

And let them fight it out with DEMONCRATS “blue-waving” in

While I “get out of Dodge” before the those DEMS again begin

To start “impeachment hearings” for the FOURTH attempt that they

May gain “conviction” for I LAUGH AT from SO FAR AWAY!!!

23 March 2026

The Real Reason Trump Isn’t as Perturbed By High Oil Prices as You Are. https://flip.it/.7Lydn

Can’t Afford To Wait

I can’t afford to wait much longer for that “strait” to be
Opened because HIGH GAS PRICES have been KILLING ME
Along with EVERY GOP toady in “Congress” too
NONE of whom have got a clue about what I should do
To END this WAR they should have NOT “permitted” ME to start
Which some dumb “Constitution” I IGNORED said was their part!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer for “Iran” to be

For FREEDOM I’ve bestowed upon it “beholden” TO ME!

MY DAMNED “advisors” promised ME in ONE SHORT DAY OR LESS

After I ‘d ATTACKED THEM they’d all THANK ME for the MESS

They had been “living” under if I used BOMBS to remove

It and their DUMB “Ayatollah” to their “lives” improve!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “midterms” are 

Approaching RAPIDLY and if “voters” who drive a car

Are still “upset” about GAS PRICES staying HIGH when they

Go to “vote” a BLUE WAVE could wash MY toadies away

And DEMONCRATS could then IMPEACH ME without Toads around

In sufficient numbers to rule NO “conviction” found!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer because “voters” are

Up a creek without a paddle if they drive a car

And that creek that’s known as “shit” will soon VERY “shitty” be

If GAS PRICES REMAIN HIGH for GOP toads and ME!

And so the latest in the series of THREATS I’ll be making

Is to OBLITERATE “plants” in which “Iran’s” “power’s” baking!!!

I can’t afford to wait much longer so without delay

I hereby THREATEN to blow “Iran’s” “power plants” away

If that “strait’s” NOT REOPENED in EXACTLY “48”

“Hours” from whatever “time” I did initiate

MY THREAT to use MY POWER to their “power plants” DESTROY

To OBLITERATE “convictions” that would ME ANNOY!!!

22 March 2026

Trump threatens to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants over Strait of Hormuz blockade. https://flip.it/_rNvyd

The genuine reason Trump is trapped - and why Americans are up a creek. https://flip.it/7SqsP-

Frightened Foreign Cowards

It’s “allies”, I tell you, whose COWARDICE of which I mean

Has REFUSED to GAIN GLORY as part of MY WAR MACHINE
ATTACKING “Iran” BY MYSELF is going VERY WELL
But MY “offer” to SHARE GLORY they’ve met with “GO TO HELL!”
THEY’VE ALL REFUSED to meet their “obligations” as “allies”
By NOT “coming to MY aid” so I them now MORE DESPISE!!!

It would have been SO EASY for them, SO EASY indeed
To “help” ME “open” the “Strait of Hormuz” with LIGHTNING SPEED

By inviting them to in WAR GAMES participate

I UNSELFISHLY “offered” them their chance TO BE GREAT

By participating in VICTORY SOON TO COME

Once I’ve BOMBED to “oblivion” “Iran’s” last rag-head SCUM!!!

I don’t “need” “help” from FRIGHTENED FOREIGN COWARDS anyway

I just “thought” I’d be “nice” and in MY WAR GAME let them play

But ALL DECLINED their chance to SHINE so I’ll SCREW EVERYONE

Of them after I end play in MY WAR just I’d begun

ALL BY MYSELF without their “help” and ALL BY MYSELF too

Will END IT SOON to “focus” next on how to “allies” SCREW!!!

21 March 2026

Trump Erupts in Fury Over His War Failures - and Exposes a Big Weakness. https://flip.it/EYJ_zp

All You Get

I had no “Plan B” for “Iran”. Why should I have had one?
By KILLING their dumb “Ayatollah” I “felt” they would come
Quickly around to throwing off the “yoke” of their OPPRESSION
Within ONE DAY after which they’d STOP with MY Country messin’
And being so “free” THANKS TO ME their OIL they’d make flow

Through their WIDE OPEN “Strait of Hormuz” to where it would go.

That was MY “Plan A” for “Iran”, the ONLY one I “felt”

In MY “gut” was needed to make “hostilities” melt

Away like a MIRACLE after that JERK was DEAD

Within ONE DAY at “most” MY “feeling” was they’d LOOK AHEAD

To “life” after their “Ayatollah” who I BOMBED THE SHIT

OUT OF no longer on their newfound FREEDOM I BROUGHT sit!!!

MY “Plan A’s” taking a bit longer than anticipated

But that’s NOT because with it NO “Plan B” I had related!

To FORCE “regime change” extra time is sometimes what is needed

To “fully take effect” to prove “Plan A” ALONE’s SUCCEEDED

So So What if “Plan A” is taking longer than MY “gut” 

“Felt” it would, it’s ALL YOU GET so KEEP YOUR DAMNED MOUTHS SHUT!!!

20 March 2026

Trump Had No Plan B For Iran. https://flip.it/AXlovo

Soon To The Moon

MY MARKET was at 50,000 just the other day
When Bimbo Bondi boasted about it during the fray
DEMONCRATS launched against her as they’ve done yet again
To DEMONIZE her for to ME being a LOYAL “friend”
So WTF IS HAPPENING?, that 50K is now
DOWN TO LESS THAN 46K TODAY! HOLY COW!!!

MY WAR I launched against “Iran” is obviously NOT

The reason why that 50K MY MARKET WAS got shot!

You CAN’T BLAME ME or MY WAR for making MY MARKET “crash”

I ATTACKED “Iran” because MY “feeling” was they’d BASH

MY Country so the “imminent threat” they were posing I

COUNTERED with BOMBS and MISSILES I “strategically” let fly!!!

MY WAR’s thus UNRELATED to MY MARKET’s “crash”, you see?

It’s BIDEN and OBAMA who caused it obviously

Because they are SO JEALOUS of the GREAT ECONOMY

I managed to from both their DUMPSTER FIRES rapidly

Turn around completely which is why MY 50K

Created such a “challenge” for them to with do away!!!

But NEVER FEAR!, I have a “feeling” in MY “gut” that SOON

MY MARKET will be headed STRAIGHT AGAIN UP TO THE MOON

Once ICE GOONS I’ve deployed to FIND, ARREST, and HAUL AWAY

BIDEN, OBAMA, and ALL DEMS who’ve lately made it fray

Around the edges from which SOON it will be back on track

To put MY and RICH “friends” “portfolios” back in the “black”!!!

19 March 2026

“What is he doing?”: New threats emerge for Trump’s economy as war drags on. https://flip.it/uOscv3

Moody’s delivers blunt verdict on recession. https://flip.it/8tUsMM

Strong Enough!

It could have been predicted that COWARDS in “France” and “Spain”
And “Germany” would all have from MY CALL FOR HELP restrain
Because each FORMER “ally” is a TRAITOR through and through
Who when it comes to LOYALTY TO ME has NOT ONE CLUE
So SCREW THEM ALL, I don’t need any “allies” anyway

I’m STRONG ENOUGH ALONE to make that “Hormuz Strait” give way!!!

Who Cares if EVERY “European nation” did refuse

To send WARSHIPS to help ME “open” MY “Strait of Hormuz”?

My so-called “plea” was a SURPRISE TEST I gave to those shits

To PROOVE the label of  “COWARD” to ALL their “nations” fits

So in no way am I surprised: MY SURPRISE TEST has shown

You don’t need COWARDS when you’re STRONG ENOUGH to FIGHT ALONE!!!

But even I have to admit I’m somewhat “disappointed”

That CHINA too refused to help make MY WAR less disjointed

Because those slant-eyed chinks on “Middle East” oil depend

So I’d have thought they’d JUMP AT THE CHANCE of being MY “friend”

I guess they’re COWARDS too so after that “strait’s” straightened out

BY ME ALONE along with “Europe” I’ll KNOCK THEM ABOUT!!!

SCREW EVERY so-called “nation” that’s REFUSED TO BECOME GREAT

By joining ME in “opening up” that DUMB “Hormuz Strait”!

I DON’T NEED ANYBODY’S “HELP”, I’M STRONG ENOUGH ALONE

To open up that STUPID “strait” through which OIL is prone

To flow out through to places where live COWARDS WHO REFUSE

TO SUPPORT ME so after “Iran” them too I’ll ABUSE!!!

18 March 2026

“A real crossroads”: Donald Trump, his “great test”, and the fine line walked by U.S. allies. https://flip.it/ZV1Ja6

China ignores Trump’s Hormuz request as the Iran war deepens and his Beijing visit slips. https://flip.it/qUD2Gd

Rulings Against

The DAMNED so-called “judiciary” is “ruling” that I
Can’t do WHATEVER I WANT TO when doing it floats by
MY STABLE GENIUS Brane as the next “random idea”
I “decide” to do before the next “idea” draws near
Which I “decide” to do before the last thing I “decided” 
To do is not yet done so in MY Brane remains resided!!!

This “tendency” to move along from one thing to the next

Lately applies to “legal” things that TOTALLY ME vex

Because each next thing in MY Brane’s  one FIGHT after another

With so-called “judges” RULING AGAINST ME so it’s no wonder

That every “post” I “post” in wee dark hours every night

Are ANGRY TIRADES against LIBERAL “rulings” THAT AREN’T RIGHT!!!

Night after night MY “posts” RAGE OUT to BITTERLY COMPLAIN

That each new RULING AGAINST ME is “patently” INSANE

Because NO “judge” can RESTRICT ME from doing AS I PLEASE

Whenever something new to do comes wafting on the breeze

Into MY Brane as the next thing to do that’s even more

“Illegal” than the last thing RULINGS AGAINST made ME sore!!!

17 March 2026

Trump is losing one battle after another. Cue the posts. https://flip.it/KiOWkF

Only Rubble Everywhere

“High fuel costs” are a SMALL PRICE TO PAY I am telling you!

Gas will be back to LESS THAN TWO BUCKS in a week or two

Or in at most a month or maybe “two” or perhaps “three”

If as that rich guy said prices stay “unfortunately”

“High” for JUST A BIT LONGER before they’re downward bound

Right after ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE in “Iran’s” found!!!

ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE will also be remaining

Of DEMONCRATIC “criticism” if they keep complaining

About how MY WAR’s going because IT IS GOING GREAT

And any day or month now it’s bound SOON to dissipate

And fade off like a miracle like “Covid” did before

I WAS ROBBED before LANDSLIDING BACK to WAGE MY WAR!!!

So HAVE NO FEAR for VERY SOON “gas” will again be CHEAP

Right after what’s left of “Iran” becomes a RUBBLE HEAP

And EVERY rag-head’s DEAD because they refused to agree

The smartest thing they could have done was SURRENDER TO ME

For UNDER RUBBLE EVERYWHERE vast OIL FIELDS will be

Waiting to LOWER YOUR GAS PRICES astronomically!!!

16 March 2026

Trump raises Democratic attacks by downplaying high fuel prices sparked by Iran war. https://flip.it/6H7EGL

Penalty Flagrancy

If you “report” HOAX NEWS about MY “Iran” WAR then MY
FCC Chair will make your “broadcast license” go bye-bye!
The ONLY “coverage” of MY WAR I’ll allow “broadcast”
Is PRAISE for TOTAL VICTORY that’s COMING SOON at last 
Which is just a bit “overdue” since back when I’d begun
MY WAR which was told would END by the END OF DAY ONE!!!

DAY ONE’s long gone as is WEEK ONE and TWO, which means WEEK THREE

Will surely bring the END of “conflict” TOTALLY

So “three” is now the ONLY WAR “end date” I will allow

“Media” to “broadcast” and it’s too delayed somehow

Then the NEXT “end date” I’ll allow be “broadcast” better  be

EXACTLY what I say it is if your “license” you’d see!!!

It’s HOAX NEWS that MY FCC just “hatched” a “fascist plot”

To “suppress news reporting” that MY NEXT “end date” has got

About as much chance as DAY ONE had and WEEK ONE will see

And as much as EACH “subsequent end date” can “guarantee”!

But ANY “coverage” of “end date failure” or “delay”

By ANY “broadcast station” will take their “license” away!!!

15 March 2026

Trump’s FCC Chair Threatens to Pull FCC Licenses Over Negative Iran War Coverage.  https://flip.it/fjFckE

Trump Goon Threatens Broadcasters Over “Hoax” War Coverage. https://flip.it/vUVgSE

Trump’s FCC Chairman faces backlash after threatening broadcasters over Iran war coverage: “Flagrantly anti- First Amendment”. https://flip.it/GxHhxj