Stolen Ideas

I’m playing OIL once again because it’s PAYING OFF
BIG TIME for ME and MY RICH “friends” each time I “peace talks” toss
Out with yet another THREAT that like all those before
Kicks the ASS of “negotiations” right back out the door
This time I’ve “86’d” all chance of UNPROFITABLE “peace”
By DEMANDING “reparations” to MY WEALTH increase!!!

I HATE to admit it but “Iran” had a GREAT idea:

“Reparations!” What a way to LOTS MORE MONEY clear

But not in their pockets, of course, so So What if it was

Their “idea”?, it’s MINE to “steal” which I’ve now done because

MY GENIUS is MUCH TOO BUSY to come up with “thoughts”

So “stealing” GREAT ONES from whoever “credits” MY Brane LOTS!!!

And so here I go once again pulling the rug from under

“Negotiations” so they won’t tear MY PROFITS asunder

Should they come to “fruition” to which I won’t let them do

Before a LOT MORE BILLIONS MY renewed THREATS make come through

So ‘though “Iran’s” the latest ENEMY I plan to shatter

Before I do I’ll “steal” “ideas” from them when PROFITS matter!!!

11 August 2026

Oil prices and US bond yields rise as Trump and Iran trade reparations demands. https://flip.it/uV59.2

Replacement Plan

EVERYBODY LOVES ME! It’s “Republicans” they hate

For refusing to approve EVERYTHING on MY plate!

So-called “Republicans” are really RINOS through and through

For not letting ME do EXACTLY what I want to do!

Just think of all the things I WANT with which they disagree

And you’ll see why I’ll HAVE THEM ALL REPLACED “midtermidly”!!!

“Republicans” are FAILING ME more each succeeding day

By refusing to UNANIMOUSLY VOTE MY WAY!

A few TRAITORS have even dared to CAST VOTES AGAINST ME

And the rest aren’t ASS-KISS COMPLICIT as they need to be

To be UNQUESTIONING MINIONS LOYAL ENOUGH to deserve

For ME to away from their families MAGA DEATH THREATS swerve!!!

I’m arranging the “midterms” to REPLACE THE WHOLE DAMN LOT

By withholding luke-warm “endorsements” they might have got

Before they began daring to “question” the GENIUS

Behind MY “plan” to WIN MY WAR by giving “peace” a miss

Right after each time I claim “negotiations” go GREAT

Before RENEWED INVASION THREATS continue the debate!!!

And MY GENIUS “SAVE” ACT they have REFUSED to approve

Unanimously because some disagree with the groove

It sets to create a so-called “slush fund” so desperately

Needed to REWARD Jan 6th MAGAS adequately

And to ensure I and MY “family” need no longer fear

“Investigations” into “corruption” that brings us cheer!!!

And WORST OF ALL some agree with that DUM “Piro” BITCH that

VANDALS who DESTROYED MY POOL can’t be pinned to the mat

It’s OBVIOUS the SABOTAGE they to “Flag Blue” applied

In the shape of “tire tracks” simply can’t be denied

And yet that BITCH and RINOS who agree with her have THROWN

OUT VANDAL PROSECUTION I’ve DEMANDED from MY THRONE!!!

Therefore there is NO “question” what MY GENIUS will do

To in upcoming “midterms” EVERY “sitting” RINO SCREW

By “endorsing” the MOST ASS-KISSING MAGAS I find

To GUARANTEE those “questioning” ME ALL GET LEFT BEHIND

And a COMPLETELY REPLACED MOB OF MINIONS WHO LOVE ME

Come in to EXECUTE MY ORDERS JUST AS I DECREE!!!

10 August 2026

Trump Blurts Out Huge Admission of Midterm Weakness as MAGA Cracks Up. https://flip.it/gnKvha

Worn Wigs

It was a “trick of light” I tell you! Nothing more or less
That made MY HAIR look like a cheap “wig’s” polyester mess
Atop MY head where no cheap “wig” has ever dared to sat
Bad “lighting” in Las Vegas made MY HAIR look twice as fat
As MY NATURAL GOLD LOCKS luxuriously gliding
Upon MY head where STABLE GENIUS inside’s residing!!!

It was a “trick of light” that made things look like a “blonde mop”

Had draped thatch thickly over ME like a plastic outcrop

Of pretend polyester “hair” the likes of which I’ll never

Need because MY GREAT “genes” encompass MY HAIR’s endeavor

To remain THICKLY YOUTHFUL as NATURAL HAIR can be

When serving as the GOLDEN base for CROWN residency!!!

It was a “trick of light” so I DEMAND “hair memes” that since

I appeared in Las Vegas stop trying to convince

Internet viewers MY head was “sporting” a new “wig”

And bringing “myrrh” to ENEMIES through FAKE PHOTOS that rig

“Humor” through “jokes” about all MY MINIONS wearing “hair”

That “bad light” in Las Vegas makes look like worn “wigs” up there!!!

9 August 2026

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/trump-showed-up-at-a-rally-with-lustrous-locks-the-memes-wont-stop-112647c0

Permanent Resident

I’m going to SCREAM and WHINE and hold MY breath ‘till I turn BLUE
Because they won’t let ME build MY BALLROOM as is MY DUE!

“Two” LIBTARD DUMOCRAT “Judges” Hussein and Sleepy Joe
Appointed have called ME a “tenant” and said IT MUST GO!
I’m NOT a “tenant”! I’m a PRESIDENT with EVERY RIGHT
To “modify” MY “house” to make it WORTHY in MY sight!!!

“Tenants” live “temporarily” in places they reside

And that to PRESIDENTS FOR LIFE can NEVER be applied!

I’ll be “living” in MY “house” for CENTURIES to come

With side trips down to Mar-a-Lago to soak up some sun

So there’s NO WAY to say I’m a “tenant” therein, OK?

It’s MINE to do with AS I PLEASE during MY life-long stay!!!

ALL “Presidents” before ME “modified” this stupid place

And what they did ‘ere I arrived was a COMPLETE DISGRACE!

But now I'm here FOREVER and the CHANGES I’ve begun

Require STABLE GENIUS to see WHAT MUST BE DONE

So calling ME a “tenant” is NOT RIGHT IN ANY WAY!

I’m PERMANENT! This place is MINE to “alter” as I say!!!

8 August 2026

Donald Trump posts unhinged response to White House ballroom court decision. https://flip.it/tn3rPk

The Key To Me

MY HEAD HURTS “thinking” about LOSING YOU and so I say

If you want to remain MY “friend” then PAY UP RIGHT AWAY!

Another “small donation” will prove to ME beyond doubt

That when it comes to ME you “know” what SUPPORT’s all about!

Of Course it’s VOTING MAGA and LOYALTY to ME too

But MONEY is “key” to what I REALLY want from you!!!

It’s hard to FIGHT WOKE DUMOCRATS without the constant stream

Of CASH about which MY TRUTH SOCIAL posts constantly scream

Which is REQUIRED RIGHT AWAY so if it’s NOT received

From YOU from MAGA MEMBERSHIP I’ll see you are relieved!!!

And the MORE the amount you send EACH WEEK tells ME the tale

Of how much LOVE FOR ME in you continues to prevail!

When it comes to your SUPPORT just “one” thing TRULY COUNTS

And that is your “donations” sent in EVER MORE AMOUNTS!

The LARGER your “donations” grow the MORE I’ll “think” of you

And your SUPPORT FOR ME in the way GOD WANTS YOU TO DO

I DO NOT “care” how LOYAL you are if I do not see

Your EVER LARGER “contributions” weekly sent to ME!!!

7 August 2026

Trump Issues Bonkers Ultimatum To Supporters If They Don't Pay Up. https://flip.it/uhn5CL

Meltdown

It’s TOTALLY NOT “TRUE” I “melted down” at Kegsbreath Pete
At “Camp David” where PRESIDENTS get to go on “retreat”!
Pete is MY SECRETARY OF WAR ‘till I say he’s not
At which point if that happens he’ll be taken out and SHOT
Maybe from a “cannon” into “Iran” because we
Seem to be a bit “short” on “missiles” to some degree!!!

It’s TOTALLY NOT “TRUE” I “melted down” about MY WAR

Why would I when it’s going better than EVER before?

“Iran” is BEGGING ME to accept their CAPITULATION

Or will be once I THREATEN them with NUKE ANNILATION

Which I kind of have to do as MY NEXT WAR THREAT I

Have to “invoke” because TOO MANY NON-NUKES Pete let fly!!!

So it’s NOT ME who “melted down” but SOON it’s going to be 

“Iran” who MELTS DOWN into a SLAG HEAP if they won’t free

The “Whoremuse Straight” and PAY ME A BIG FEE for EVERY SHIP 

“Transiting” through it before MORE MISSILES MY HANDS GRIP!

So now you know there was NO “melt down” at “Camp”…HEY! Why Not

Rename that DUM place “Camp DONALD”? It would be LOTS MORE HOT!!!

6 August 2026

Furious Trump’s Camp David Meltdown at Pentagon Pete Exposed. https://flip.it/DqwMdq

Reality

MY “pattern’s” always been the same since I was but a lad:
I decide what “reality” is and GET VERY MAD
If anyone “insists” “reality” is NOT the way
I SAY IT IS and therefore is EXACTLY as I say!!!

I refuse to “accept” DISSENSION in ANY way

From MY “view”” of “reality” AS I SEE IT, OK???

If you “believe” “reality” is NOT “conforming” to

The way I say IT IS you’ll be the next LIAR I SCREW!!!

And so BE VERY CAREFUL whose “reality” you cite

If it “differs” in ANY WAY from how things in MY sight

HAVE TO BE and therefore ARE your LYING ASS will find

MY “reality” will include REAMING YOUR BEHIND!!!

5 August 2026

Trump has finally hit 'a brick wall' he can’t talk his way around. https://flip.it/y7JaKs

Off With Their Heads

MY new PEACE OFFER to “Iran” will BENEFIT that nation
For if they don’t accept they will face DECAPITATION!
If they don’t STRIKE A DEAL with ME I’ll make them come to dread
Waking up one morning to find they don’t have a HEAD!
Which will put them at a GREAT “disadvantage” just because
Without a HEAD one can’t “compete” with STABLE GENIUS!!!

The GENIUS Brane occupying MY TREMENDOUS HEAD

Is “laser-focused” on making “Iranian” HEADS DEAD

If those HEADS REFUSE to STRIKE A DEAL as quick as can be

With ME, the GREATEST DEAL-MAKER EVER in “history”

As all know I hold ALL THE CARDS when I “negotiate”

So their HEADS face BEHEADING if they don’t CAPITULATE!!!

Apparently BEHEADING the HEAD of their “government”

When I first ATTACKED was not enough to make them dread

NOT “complying” with MY DEMANDS to OPEN that “Straight”

Back up to where it had been before I joined the debate

And so ALL of their HEADS WILL ROLL if they do NOT “comply”

With MY NEW THREAT MY STABLE GENIUS lets ME apply!!!

4 August 2026

Trump says Iran faces 'decapitation' if it doesn't strike deal. https://flip.it/_rIxf8

Rinse And Repeat

I can’t believe I’m still able to OIL “manipulate”
After saying more than “40” times “things have been going great
With Iran” and alternately saying “Them I HATE
So much I’ll BLOW THE FUCKING SHIT” out of their MUSLIM “state”!
“Positive developments” and threats to NUKE THEIR ASSES
While going “long” or “short” make BILLIONS for RICH lads and lasses!!!

“Stock manipulation” is an EASY game to play

When you’re the PRESIDENT and hold “consistency” at bay!

You simply have to say that “PEACE IS VERY NEARLY HERE!”

To tank the price of OIL that’s gone to the stratosphere

Because of WAR THREATS you made before your “promised” PEACE crashed

OIL back to EARTH where you and your “friends” their “shorts” cashed!!!

I don’t know how much longer I can keep on pulling off

MY “stock manipulation scam” but I'm not one to scoff

At something that’s been “working” at this point so VERY WELL

So as long as it keeps on “working” I say WHAT THE HELL

And in MY “pattern” set many “iterations” ago

After another WAR WEEKEND  proclaim “PEACE IS A GO!!!”

3 August 2026

 

Oil prices fall more than 5% as Middle East tensions ebb on diplomatic efforts. https://flip.it/fczq0i

VANDALS!

It was VANDALS! I tell you! NOT MY “contractor! NO WAY!
MY DOJ has NO RIGHT to “contradict” things I say!
If they continue to insist that VANDALS! weren’t to blame
I’ll fire their DAMNED ASSES because ALL KNOW it’s insane
To “believe” ANYBODY ELSE who tells you something’s “true”
When I say that it’s NOT EXACTLY the way I tell you!!!

It was VANDALS! I tell you!, using “box cutters” to SLASH
MY BEAUTIFUL “Reflecting Pool” I FIXED with “no-bid” CASH

Which saved “taxpayers” BILLIONS because I know how to get

The BEST DEALS available from “donors” who’d regret

Not being able to “support” ME when I tell them to

By doing “jobs” for ME with MINOR “kick-backs” as MY due!!!

It was VANDALS! I tell you! I DEMAND MY DOJ

PROSECUTE that guy I have ACCUSED and lock away

His VANDAL ASS for LIFE to set the “example” I need

To show when I catch VANDALS I “incarcerate” with SPEED!

HOW DARE MY DOJ REFUSE to do just as I say

And LOCK that VANDAL’S ASS AWAY FOREVER AND A DAY!!!

2 August 2026

What a new Justice Department filing says about the ‘botched’ Reflecting Pool renovation. https://flip.it/7_sVN_