Fee Structure

We do not need a “back-up plan” about “Iran”, OK?

In upcoming “negotiations” THEY’LL DO WHAT I SAY

Or else STRAIGHT BACK TO THE STONE AGE their NUKED ASSES will go

Because they’ll “know” I won’t put up either it of they say “NO!”

To ANYTHING I DEMAND and MY MAIN DEMAND is to

OPEN UP that STUPID “straight” so OIL can flow through!!!

We don’t need ANY “back-up plan”, MY THREATS will be enough

To convince surviving rag-heads I’ll get MUCH MORE ROUGH

On them if they refuse to agree to EVERYTHING that

I DEMAND to bring an END to the “endeavor” spat

They began by developing NUKE “capability”

Clear “evidence” of which we VERY VERY SOON will see!!!

We don’t need no stinkin’ “back-up plan”! If on the way

To “ending the conflict” “Iran” REFUSES TO PAY

ME 99% of EVERY “passage toll” collected

From “tankers” passing through that STUPID “straight” where they erected

A “blockade” I DEMAND REMOVED so OIL can flow free

Then DESTROYING their “civilization” becomes their FEE!!!

11 April 2026

Iran, Trump: “We do not need a back-up plan”. https://flip.it/FNFgd8

Insiders

MY White House “staff” “reportedly” has “issued a warning”
Against “insider trading” which in D.C. is a thing
By which FORTUNES can be made by “stock market traders” who 

“Trade” based on “advanced knowledge” of what “politicians” do
That they’ve somehow “discovered” long enough before to place
“Bets” in the “market” that WIN MILLIONS at a lightening pace!!!

MY White House “staff” knows if they do not do what I COMMAND

UNDER THE BUS THEY’LL GO so you may have “assumed” that I “planned”

The “warning” they just “issued” but that simply isn’t so

I’d never “warn” against a method “politicians” know

Is the quickest way to INCREASE FORTUNES once selected

To the “insider club” to which they got themselves elected!!!

Of Course I’d NEVER “kill the goose” that’s laying GOLDEN EGGS

For EVERYONE in “Congress” be they toady “friends” or dregs!

“Insider trading” is how FORTUNES have ALWAYS been made

By members of BOTH PARTIES in the “insider” parade

Through the HALLS OF POWER and thus HALLS OF PRIVILEGE too

Where WINNERS gain the “privilege” to “trade” as “insiders” do!!!

10 April 2026

White House Reportedly Warns Staff Against Insider Trading As Lawmakers Raise Concerns. https://flip.it/yf5tLL

Soft TACOs

You see? It’s like I told you! It is only partly “true”
That I tend to TACO when I don’t know what to do
To end the latest “mess” I’ve made to serve as MY encore

To the “mess” I “previously” had made just before
The “current” one I’m counting on to DISTRACT from those “files”
I’m shredding as fast as I can that are still heaped in piles!!!

A “new theory” has been “proposed” about MY TACOing:

Unlike MY MIGHTY “MANHOOD” MY TACOs are a SOFT thing

Because I always WAIT awhile and never RIGHT AWAY

TACO until MY current “mess” no longer holds at bay

“Memories” of “files” of which SODDEN HEAPS remain

Plugging every un-flushed MAR-A-LAGO toilet drain!!!

And so like “DOGE” and “Liberation Day” and ICE KILLS too

MY “Iran” WAR it’s time to by SOFT TACO “bid adieu”

And come up with a new DISTRACTING “mess” I’ll next create

To see how long it “lasts” before it too meets the same fate

That each previous “mess” that DISTRACTS for a brief time meets

When EPSTEIN FILES from “memory” no longer retreats!!!

9 April 2026

A new theory of Trump: the “Soft TACO”. https://flip.it/CzzKAj

TACO Tuesday? NO WAY!

IT WASN’T “TACOing”! The “outcome” of that THREAT I made
Met its “goal” by making “Iran” FEAR THAT I’D INVADE
After NUKING IT into the STONE AGE thereby KILLING
EVERY “man” “woman” and “child” there who wasn’t willing

To SURRENDER TO ME and/or TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK
Despite the OPPORTUNITY given by MY ATTACK!!!

IT WASN’T “TACO TUESDAY”! Just because it happened to

Be “Tuesday” doesn’t mean I “TACOed” I am telling you!

By THREATENING TO END so-called “civilization” there

The “four-dimensional chess” I played was BEYOND COMPARE!

That “Straight Hormuz” thing I’ve REOPENED at MINOR “cost”:

A few “schoolgirls” “civilians” and “soldiers” so NOT MUCH LOST!!!

I DID NOT “TACO”! STOP POSTING MEAN “photographs” that show

ME wearing a CHICKEN SUIT or you too will SOON know

What “civilization’s end” means when it’s APPLIED TO YOU

Because since I’ve now WON MY WAR I need OTHERS TO SCREW

So TRAITORS LIKE YOU who MOCK ME by posting “TACO” SUITS

And REFUSE TO FORGET “Epstein” I’ll THREATEN NEXT with NUKES!!!

8 April 2026 

Operations Epstein Fury remains a war of choice as Trump TACOs “two more weeks” Again. https://flip.it/na3dWv

Resources Alone

“War Crimes”? COME ON! Give ME a break! Who Cares if things I “plan”

To do to “infrastructure” and “civilians” in “Iran”

Are considered “War Crimes” by some “European” lot

Of LOSERS in some place called “Brussels”?, I SAY THEY ARE NOT!

I’ll tell you what the ONLY “crime” is when it comes to WAR:

It’s “forgetting” the REASON you began that WAR for!!!

So let ME once again make the reason for MY WAR clear:

RUNNING OUT OF OIL is something “dictators” “fear”

Of Course I DON’T FEAR ANYTHING but MANY “tyrants” do

Who if they control MORE OIL than I do could ME SCREW!

CONTROLLING “RESOURCES” thus becomes the “priority”

Of “modern” WARFARE up to and including WORLD WAR THREE!!!

RESOURCES ALONE are all that “count” in “modern” times

So I am “not worried at all” about so-called “War Crimes”

For he who CONTROLS THE MOST OIL controls “destiny”

And no matter the “cost” of WAR that “he” has to be ME

Because EVERYTHING’S MADE OF OIL including WEALTH that

WE OLIGARCHS VASTLY INCREASE through each new “RESOURCE” spat!!!

7 April 2026

Trump says he is “not at all worried” about committing war crimes in Iran. https://flip.it/SksJY_

So F*ckin’ What?

IGNORE  “reports” that say MY F*CKIN’ “body” isn’t “well”!

IGNORE “reports” MY F*CKIN’ PRESIDENCY’s GONE TO HELL!

IGNORE LIES ABOUT ME the F*CKIN “media” tells you!

BELIEVE ONLY what on TRUTH SOCIAL I say’s F*CKIN’s true”
“Truth” about ME is ONLY what I F*CKIN’ let you “know”
So if you don’t hear it from ME it F*CKIN’ ISN’T SO!!!

IGNORE F*CKIN’ “reports” of “diaper changes” and “lobe” stuff

IGNORE F*CKIN’ so-called “doctors”, MINE ALL say sure enough

I’m F*CKIN’ HEALTHY in both “body” and Brane “mentally”

To be the F*CKIN” HEALTHIEST PREZ you will F*CKIN” see!

And as the F*CKIN’ HEALTHIEST I’ll F*CKIN’ well remain

In “office” FOREVER thanks to MY F*CKIN’ “gene strain”!!!

So IGNORE “reports” denying MY F*CKIN’ HEALTH is now

F*UCKIN’ BETTER than ‘ere I in F*CKIN’ WAR did plow

So What if “F*CKIN’” is a “word” no President before

Has EVER dared “express”?, I’ll use it A LOT F*CKIN’ MORE

To “express” F*CKIN’ ANGER at MY F*CKIN’ ENEMY

WHO won’t OPEN THE F*CKIN STRAIGHT to F*CKIN OIL FREE!!!

6 April 2026

MS Medical Analyst Dr. VIN Gupta claims Trump has “all the signs of dementia”. https://flip.it/QDX.6t

You Can Smell It Now: The Trump Presidency Is In Total Free-fall. https://flip.it/eRlG66

Holy War

NOBODY has EVER been as “religious” as ME!

Just ask MY “evangelical friends” - ALL of them agree!
They’ve ‘compared’ ME to “Jesus” but they “crucified” that clod
So a MUCH BETTER ‘comparison’ would be ME to GOD
Because no one has EVER had the GOD-LIKE POWERS I
Have to begin HOLY “WARS” in which I make FOES DIE!!!

The GOD-LIKE POWERS MY “three” LANDSLIDE VICTORIES give ME

Mean EVERY “WAR” I begin is AS HOLY AS CAN BE

Just ask MY “Secretary of WAR” who does GOD well “know”

Because each bottled “god” he consumes daily says it’s so

Or who HOLIER to declare MY WARS are HOLY than

MY “faith advisor” who tells ME they’re part of GOD’S “WAR PLAN”!!!

MY “faith advisor” tells ME in ME GOD TOTALLY RULES

BECAUSE I spent so much time as a kid in “Sunday Schools”

On “one” of “three” days on which I to “church” back then did go

So just IGNORE MY “former pastor” even though it’s so

That after I “grew older” never “one time” did I go

Into a “church”- WHY BOTHER once GOD SO WELL did ME know???

But I “digress”! - Let’s get back to MY HOLY WAR that’s going

SO VERY WELL that VERY SOON I’ll lots of “salt” be sowing

Throughout ALL “farm lands” in “Iran” as MY WAR’S “parting gift” 

To starving rag-heads who survived WAR PROFITING “grift”

That HOLY COW! has made ME RICHER than ANY before

WHOLEY FILLED with HOLINESS who’ve started HOLY WAR!!!

5 April 2026

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s warped vision of the Iran war. https://flip.it/EgtyBz

“I’m sorry, what?” White House faith advisor stuns with gaffe about Trump at Sunday school. https://flip.it/JfBwua

Trump’s former pastor: “He never actually entered the church doors. Not one time”. https://flip.it/nysu0c

Laundry List

You have to break a LOT of “eggs” to make an “omelet” that

When “armed conflict” arrives can get you out of ANY “scrap”

You’ve taken an “excursion” into “militarily”

Which they let you call WAR once you get “Congress” to agree

And the BEST “eggs” awaiting breaking are those that involve

HANDOUTS “helping” LOSERS to “impoverishment” resolve!!!

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS better spent on WEAPONS that go BOOM

Are being WASTED on “poor people” whose own “success” DOOM

By being unwilling to pull themselves by “bootstraps” up

Because they know they can skate by on “programs” that disrupt

GOD’S PLAN for “evolution” wherein POORER “humans” FAIL

While WARS make RICH MEN PROSPER and “laws” keep them OUT OF JAIL!!!

And so today MY “laundry list” of WELFARE PROGRAM CUTS

Is as “long” as it has to be to kick POOR LOSERS’ BUTTS

Out of the way so BILLIONS WASTED ON THEM can be freed

Up to fund MY WAR MACHINE that funds OLIGARCH GREED

By contracting “military” MIGHT that CONQUERS ALL

“Foreign” and “domestic’ ENEMIES who ME APPALL!!!

4 April 2026

Donald Trump’s long list of cuts to fund the military met with outrage. https://flip.it/P.r4rl

Inside Trump’s military-heavy, $2.2 trillion budget proposal. https://flip.it/aQaDlt

Reality’s Filled Good

An “emotional support” item is what EVERYONE
NEEDS so say “psychologists” so why has there begun
To be “circulated” on the “internet” as “memes”
VERY MEAN and UNFAIR “criticism” to EXTREMES
About the “item” I NEED for “emotional support”
When “concerns” about MY “Iran” WAR in MY Brane cavort???

The “item” that “emotionally” is “supporting” ME

Is something of which as yet only a BIG HOLE you’ll see

If you look beyond the BARRICADES I’ve had erected

Around the DUMP they made ME “live in” once I’d been selected

In the LANDSLIDE VICTORY I WON BEYOND ALL DOUBT

For the THIRD TIME after FRAUD turned MY SECOND WIN about!!!

Of Course I mean MY GLORIOUS BALLROOM I’ll SOON construct

Once pesky “legal restraints” right now trying to DISRUPT

ME I IGNORE COMPLETELY to get “building” underway

After which I won’t let ANY “law” STOP ME OK?

Before MY GOLDEN BALLROOM STANDS TALL where its HOLE once stood

And its “emotional support” role “reality’s” FILLED GOOD!!!

3 April 2026

Trump mocked after “incredibly demented” brag about “horrendous” White House ballroom. https://flip.it/v4HNMa

Back To The Stone Age

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I’d announce some STUPID “escape plan”
For MY “Iran” WAR! “Escape’s” something NO MUY MACHO MAN
Would EVER “consider” and as MOST MACHO OF ALL
“Presidents” who from MY styrofoam-guilded GOLD hall
RULES THE WORLD with an IRON FIST I’ll NEVER “relax”
Until “Iran” “back to the Stone Age” I’ve sent to the MAX!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I had “planned” to LEAVE MY WAR BEHIND

Before MY TOTAL VICTORY, the MOST BIGLY you’ll find!

NO ONE as MUCHO MACHO as I AM would “contemplate”

“Exiting” from WAR before they’ve made its “ending” GREAT!

So VERY SOON you’ll see I’ve WON IT TOTALLY, OK?,

By BOMBING “back to the “Stone Age” rag-heads I’ve YET TO SLAY!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” the “Very Important Announcement” 

I delivered in PRIME TIME! would make “gas price” relent!

On the way to VICTORY “gas” temporarily

May “spike” a bit but SOON “high costs” will FADE from “history”

Once the “Hormuz Straight” “naturally” OPENS UP once I

“Back to the Stone Age” like an “miracle” make “Iran” fly!!!

2 April 2026

Oil prices soar after Trump threatens more Iran strikes. https://flip.it/1SaZ1q