Just Around The Bend

I’m proud to announce today for the “39th” time that

MY “Iran” WAR is ALMOST OVER! In “two” weeks if that

A PEACE AGREEMENT will be signed and I can get back to

BEAUTIFYING D.C. with another ARCH or two

And digging MY White House “hole” deeper than it was before

MY need for BIGGER EPSTEIN FILE “distractions” brought WAR!!!

Just like “39” past announcements I’ve pulled from MY ASS

This time I GUARANTEE MY WAR within “two weeks” will pass

Away like a miracle like I said once before

About some DUM “virus” that THANKS TO ME you see no more!

It will, that is, unless again Iran REFUSES to

Agree to do EXACTLY what I’ve ORDERED them to do!!!

“39” times may seem like a “lot” of times but HEY!

I had to TACO every time things did not go the way

I DEMANDED they MUST go for which I BLAME OBAMA

And BIDEN for PAST FAILURES leading to the current DRAMA

That keeps UNDOING MY announcements that MY WAR WILL END

In “two weeks” and/or VICTORY is just around the bend!!!

12 June 2026

Trump says Iran war has ended, Tehran isn’t so sure. https://flip.it/BoKR2C

Sneaky

100 MILLION OIL BARRELS I’ve been sneaking through
The “Hormuz Straight” because being a “sneak” is what I do!
“Iran” “radar” I’ve BLOWN THE CRAP OUT OF so they can’t tell
When lights are turned off at night “ship transit” goes VERY WELL!
That “oil prices” are only a bit more pricy than
They were when I first began MY WAR with shithole “Iran”!!!

100 BILLION OIL BARRELS each night I’ve snuck through

The “Hormuz Straight” and STUPID “Iran” didn’t have a clue

Because besides BLOWING THE CRAP out of their “radar” I

Told “ships” to TURN THEIR LIGHTS OFF AT NIGHT so no one could spy

Them sneaking through that “Straight” to bring their OIL straight to ME

Which GENIUS allowed ME to “think that up”, AS ALL AGREE!!!

100 TRILLION OIL BARRELS a minute I’ve snuck

Through the “Hormuz Straight” to rag-head “Iranians” F**K!

All those TRILLIONS of snuck BARRELS will be VERY SOON

In about “TWO” WEEKS OR LESS make oils prices swoon

SO LOW you’ll be the one who gets paid to pump them into

Your car because there’s SUCH A SURPLUS I’ve snuck through for you!!!

11 June 2026

Trump Says 100M Barrels Of Oil Passed Through Strait Of Hormuz. https://flip.it/XgdQL2

Trump mocked on CNN for 'flat-out untrue' claim about 'secret' oil movements in Iran. https://flip.it/iZclNb

Coincidence

It’s just a “coincidence” with NO “truth” to it at all
That 2.3 BILLION WE TRUMPS MADE made “investors” fall
By an “equivalent” amount because they LOYALLY
Believed ME when I said MEME COINS seemed PRETTY COOL to ME!
IT’S NOT MY FAULT along with shirts they lost “life saving” too
Because they “misinterpreted” what I “told” them to do!!!

AS ALL KNOW I would NEVER “ill-advise” MY MAGA crew

To do ANYTHING I would not MYSELF also do

So BUYING MY MEME COINS was just a “suggestion”, OK?,

It was NOT an ORDER I DEMANDED they OBEY!

If they bought MY MEME COINS or even Melania’s they

Did something I DID NOT ORDER THEM TO DO, OK???

So What if WE TRUMPS made the “same amount” of BILLIONS they

Lost because they followed “instructions” I DIDN’T SAY!

Of Course MY MEME COINS ensured WE for every COIN they bought

Received a “transition fee” which TOTALLY WAS NOT

“Designed” to “guarantee” WE TRUMPS would “benefit” each time

Some LOYAL MAGA bought some COIN I “opined” would DO FINE!!!

The “value” of things bought and sold “fluctuates” WILDLY

One day they’re “UP”, one day they’re “down” - it’s all the same to ME

As long as TRUMP’S CAN’T LOSE no matter what their “up” or “down”

Because WE RECEIVE OUR CUT no matter what comes round

With the price of MEME COINS that show a smiling TRUMP FACE

To MAGA CHUMPS who LOYALLY bought them at record pace!!! 

10 June 2026

Trump Family Reportedly Made About $2.3 Billion on Crypto While Investors Lost About $2.3 Billion on Trump-Related Crypto. https://flip.it/Twtv9a

Refreshed And Ready

NO ONE WORKS AS HARD AS I DO so it’s little wonder

That I occasionally need a bit of “eye blink” slumber

To “recharge” MY “batteries” so when MY eyes next open

I’m FULLY REFRESHED and READY to once again be copin’

With whatever “legal issues” I’d begun abusin’

Before “resting MY eyes” arrived to briefly set ME snoozin’!!!

“Resting MY eyes” and “falling asleep” are NOT THE SAME

So I did NOT “fall asleep” during that “basketball” game!

UNLIKE “Sleepy Joe Biden” I stay ALERT CONSTANTLY

AT ALL TIMES including when “eye blinks” are “recharging” ME

To DESTROY “democracy” with RENEWED VIGOR or

To watch some DUM GAME that lets jigaboos think they can “score”!!!

Just ask LITTLE MARIO! He’ll “swear” to you that he

Has NEVER seen ME “asleep” when he sits right next to ME

Which he does each time I make MY “Cabinet” assemble

To compare ME with GREAT MEN in “history” I resemble

And to PRAISE ME CONTINUALLY (or at least I think

That’s what they’re doing during each restorative “eye blink”!!!)

9 June 2026

Rubio notified as “Sleepy Don” Trump mocked for appearing to sleep at NBA Final. https://flip.it/sJf3DU

Markwaynerickybobbiejimmyjhonniebillywillie

Markwaynerickybobbie Mullin is MY kind of guy!
An ARROGANT ASSHOLE about whom “brains” do not apply!
He’s COCKY! He’s BELLIGERENT! He TOTALY IGNORES
Questions about why he like K. Noem has restored
The use of REAL EXPENSIVE PLANES to fly away from “work”
EVERY THURSDAY proving like her HE’S A LAZY JERK!!!

Matkwaynejimmyjohnnie Mullin is EXACTLY like

His “predecessor” who told “reporters” to TAKE A HIKE

Every time they asked her about flying all around

In a VERY EXPENSIVE PLANE where a BEDROOM was found

Along with a BAR, SHOWER, and other “amenities”

That made spending “tax dollars” easy as PRIVILEGED JERKS please!

Markwaynebillywillie Mullen feels ENTITLED to

Like ME GRAB ALL THAT HE CAN before his “Cabinet” role’s through

Which at the rate he’s applying SHEER IGNORANCE to “tasks”

His “role” demands means we’ll see just how long this ASSHOLE lasts

Before he makes ME look even WORSE than Kristi could plan

And then UNDER THE BUS he’ll go despite being a MAN!!!

8 June 2026
Legal expert appalled by report on Trump's DHS chief: 'We'll see how long this lasts'. https://flip.it/ea2.BE

The Hottest

I’m the HOTTEST PRESIDENT among ALL but a few
Who tried to be as HOT AS ME but didn’t quite come through
They “accomplished” things, I guess, but nowhere near as much
As ME with MY BALLROOM, MY ARC, MY POOL and other stuff
I’m “planning” to do VERY SOON after MY “Iran War”
I soon make HOT AS ME to increase MY WAR WINNING SCORE!!!

As the HOTTEST PRESIDENT MY Country’s EVER seen

It’s “incumbent” on ME to push things to their EXTREME

Like “unrestrained” CORRUPTION that’s NOT sitting on some fence

And “stupid, puerile, insipid pissbaby nonsense”

That I, MY “complicit” Cabinet, and Congress Toads ply

To FEED OUR GREED by making “democracy” UP AND DIE!!!

The HOTTEST “mess” of random “thoughts” escaping from MY Brane

Out through MY pig lips may to DUMOCRATS appear insane

But playing “multi-dimensional chess” means quite a LOT

Of seemingly “contradictory” CRAP receives a shot

Primarily to “distract” from that EPSTEIN FILES thing

I still can’t seem to “86” despite BEING A KING!!!

If you’re LOYAL you’ll be THRILLED, if you’re not you’ll “take offense”

By “stupid, puerile, insipid pissbaby nonsense”

MY Brane each day and night spews out in an unending stream

That makes “sense” ONLY to those whose ASS-KISSING is extreme

Like OLIGARCHS and Toadies I make RICHER with each “mess”

And CULTISTS who I have CONvinved  I play the HOTTEST “chess”!!!

7 June 2026

Trump Is a Hot Mess—and He’s Cooking His Party. https://flip.it/1yd9m4

Priorities

When it comes to MY TRUTH SOCIAL “posts” a “study” now

Has shown all anyone can say about them’s “Holy Cow!”

Night after night I post them out about MY main concern

Which lately’s MY REFLECTING POOL - I tend therefore to spurn

“Downers” like “the economy” or DUMB “WAR” with “Iran”

To discuss MY INCREDIBLE “beautification plan”!!!

MY “posts” I “post” primarily throughout wee hours of “night”

Because MY GENIUS Brane doesn’t need “sleep” to work right

Apparently so they tell ME “most” LOSERS tend to snooze

At night instead of during BORING ”meetings” like I choose

To during “rest MY eyes” which is why MY Brane’s set to “post”

ALL “night” of MY “priorities” about which MY “posts” BOAST!!!

Who Cares about “eggs” or “gas prices”, MY CULT MOB agrees

MY late-night “posts” about “Beautification Projects” please

Them because TRUE AMERICANS like ME simply ignore

EVERYTHING they “read” except TRUTH SOCIAL “posts” galore

“Posted” out to them EVERY NIGHT while LOSERS waste time “sleeping”

To HIGHLIGHT MY “priorities” that keep DUMOCRATS weeping!!!

6 June 2026

The truth about Trump’s Truths. https://flip.it/GgAqTy

Healthier And Younger

I’ve NOT reached any “moment of demarcation”, OK,

How could I when I’m HEALTHIER and YOUNGER every day

There is NO WAY I’m “nodding off” and thus “completely cooked”

“Resting MY eyes” helps ME see that BOREDOM’s overlooked!!!

IGNORE ALL “claims” by so-called “doctors” that MY “end is near”

And RINOS calling for ME to be thrown out on MY ear

No one’s “started to turn” on ME because I’m “NOT OK”

I’m HEALTHIER and YOUNGER than I was just yesterday!!!

ALL who say something “seriously” is “wrong” with ME will

VERY SOON be used to MY “detention centers” fill

No matter what you “think” you see I’m ALWAYS WIDE AWAKE

At ALL TIMES to WREAK VENGEANCE upon those who ME forsake!!!

“LOYALTY” to ME means doing NOTHING EVERY DAY

That generates “concern” about MY HEALTH in ANY WAY

Or expresses “concern” that MY Brane is NOT as “sharp”

As when it first began TEARING DEMOCRACY APART!!!

5 June 2026

Trump just reached a 'moment of demarcation' that signals the end is near: biographer. https://flip.it/Cg-CsX

'Completely Cooked': Bizarre Trump Oval Office Moments Lead To 25th Amendment Call. https://flip.it/OkPgmi

The week Republicans started to turn on Donald Trump. https://flip.it/h60jHM

Nothing’s Wrong Seriously!

NOTHING’s “wrong” with ME! SERIOUSLY! NOTHING’s “wrong” at all!

I’m HEALTHIER than EVERY PRESIDENT beyond recall

Has EVER been not only in “body” but also “mind”

For as all know BOTH of MINE come out PERFECT EVERY TIME

I take bi-weekly “physicals” and “cognitive tests” that

Prove I’m the HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT who has EVER sat!!!

I’m HEALTHIER than ANY PRESIDENT has EVER been

And will remain so for DECADES to come both thick and thin

Because MY GREAT TREMENDOUS “jeans” ensure I will survive

Through CENTURIES ahead (a LOT MORE than just “four” or “five”!)

And during future EONS I’ll remain the PRESIDENT

Because a HEALTHIER PRESIDENT “voters” CANNOT GET!!!

IGNORE so-called “medical doctors” and “psychologists”

Who say MY “frontal lobe” is “shrinking” and I tend to “list”

And who take “eye blinks” out of “context” as “falling asleep”

During “meetings” where “advisors” BORING THINGS repeat

Just ask MY “doctors” who each time they compete an “exam”

Speak WONDROUSLY about HOW INCREDIBLE I AM!!!

And also I’M NOT “aging”! Growing YOUNGER EVERY DAY

Is ANOTHER HEALTH “benefit” GREAT “jeans” have sent MY way!

Compare “pictures” of ME “20” years ago with those now

And you will see “reverse aging” MY genes” to ME endow

And EVER YOUNGER, HEALTHIER, and SMARTER I’ll appear

As “Brane” and “body” HEALTH convey ME forward year by year!!!

4 June 2026

‘Something Seriously Wrong’: Trump’s Desperate Proof of Life Stunt Explodes in His Face as Fans Can Only Focus on One Shocking Thing. https://flip.it/GwmWS0

Look On ME

Since that “judge” “ordered” MY NAME on TRUMP CENTER to come down

For another place to FEATURE ME I’ve looked around

Someplace to SHOWCASE ME for the WHOLE WORLD to clearly see

ME DISPLAYED upon it from now to ETERNITY

But MY NAME on one “building” or on ALL on EVERY block

Seems INADEQUATE when MY FACE could be CARVED IN ROCK!!!

And so back to “Mount Rushmore” MY STABLE GENIUS Brane

Has returned and NOWHERE ELSE will it now entertain

As a “venue” adequate enough to HONOR ME

Throughout “history” without any uncertainty

About who THE GREATEST PRESIDENT had been before

His SCULPTURED FACE he left for EVERYBODY to ADORE!!!

There’s plenty of room on “Mount Rushmore” for MY FACE to be

Carved TWICE AS LARGE as those “four” chumps up there preceding ME!

I bet there’s even enough room for MY FIT BODY too

To be carved under MY FACE because NOTHING LESS will do

Than presenting ALL OF ME for the WHOLE WORLD to spy

For COUNTLESS CENTURIES like that “Ozymandias” guy!!!

To leave both FACE and BODY behind will completely show

What THE GREATEST PRESIDENT looked like from head to toe!

NO OTHER PREZ will ever look as HANDSOME or as FIT

As I did during DECADES I spent cleaning up the SHIT

BIDEN and OBAMA left behind (BLAME they both share)

So look on ME WORSHIPFULLY for ENDING SUCH DESPAIR!!!

3 June 2026

‘Definitely Having a Breakdown’: Trump’s Obsession With Himself Hits a Sickening New Low — Then Eagle-Eyed Fans Rip Apart the Explosive Detail He Hoped You would Notice. https://flip.it/iUl2yx