Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Rulings Against

The DAMNED so-called “judiciary” is “ruling” that I
Can’t do WHATEVER I WANT TO when doing it floats by
MY STABLE GENIUS Brane as the next “random idea”
I “decide” to do before the next “idea” draws near
Which I “decide” to do before the last thing I “decided” 
To do is not yet done so in MY Brane remains resided!!!

This “tendency” to move along from one thing to the next
Lately applies to “legal” things that TOTALLY ME vex
Because each next thing in MY Brane’s  one FIGHT after another
With so-called “judges” RULING AGAINST ME so it’s no wonder
That every “post” I “post” in wee dark hours every night
Are ANGRY TIRADES against LIBERAL “rulings” THAT AREN’T RIGHT!!!

Night after night MY “posts” RAGE OUT to BITTERLY COMPLAIN
That each new RULING AGAINST ME is “patently” INSANE
Because NO “judge” can RESTRICT ME from doing AS I PLEASE
Whenever something new to do comes wafting on the breeze
Into MY Brane as the next thing to do that’s even more
“Illegal” than the last thing RULINGS AGAINST made ME sore!!!

17 March 2026

Trump is losing one battle after another. Cue the posts. https://flip.it/KiOWkF

Monday, March 16, 2026

Only Rubble Everywhere

“High fuel costs” are a SMALL PRICE TO PAY I am telling you!
Gas will be back to LESS THAN TWO BUCKS in a week or two
Or in at most a month or maybe “two” or perhaps “three”
If as that rich guy said prices stay “unfortunately”
“High” for JUST A BIT LONGER before they’re downward bound
Right after ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE in “Iran’s” found!!!

ONLY RUBBLE EVERYWHERE will also be remaining
Of DEMONCRATIC “criticism” if they keep complaining
About how MY WAR’s going because IT IS GOING GREAT
And any day or month now it’s bound SOON to dissipate
And fade off like a miracle like “Covid” did before
I WAS ROBBED before LANDSLIDING BACK to WAGE MY WAR!!!

So HAVE NO FEAR for VERY SOON “gas” will again be CHEAP
Right after what’s left of “Iran” becomes a RUBBLE HEAP
And EVERY rag-head’s DEAD because they refused to agree
The smartest thing they could have done was SURRENDER TO ME
For UNDER RUBBLE EVERYWHERE vast OIL FIELDS will be
Waiting to LOWER YOUR GAS PRICES astronomically!!!

16 March 2026

Trump raises Democratic attacks by downplaying high fuel prices sparked by Iran war. https://flip.it/6H7EGL

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Penalty Flagrancy

If you “report” HOAX NEWS about MY “Iran” WAR then MY
FCC Chair will make your “broadcast license” go bye-bye!
The ONLY “coverage” of MY WAR I’ll allow “broadcast”
Is PRAISE for TOTAL VICTORY that’s COMING SOON at last 
Which is just a bit “overdue” since back when I’d begun
MY WAR which was told would END by the END OF DAY ONE!!!

DAY ONE’s long gone as is WEEK ONE and TWO, which means WEEK THREE
Will surely bring the END of “conflict” TOTALLY
So “three” is now the ONLY WAR “end date” I will allow
“Media” to “broadcast” and it’s too delayed somehow
Then the NEXT “end date” I’ll allow be “broadcast” better  be
EXACTLY what I say it is if your “license” you’d see!!!

It’s HOAX NEWS that MY FCC just “hatched” a “fascist plot”
To “suppress news reporting” that MY NEXT “end date” has got
About as much chance as DAY ONE had and WEEK ONE will see
And as much as EACH “subsequent end date” can “guarantee”!
But ANY “coverage” of “end date failure” or “delay”
By ANY “broadcast station” will take their “license” away!!!

15 March 2026

Trump’s FCC Chair Threatens to Pull FCC Licenses Over Negative Iran War Coverage.  https://flip.it/fjFckE

Trump Goon Threatens Broadcasters Over “Hoax” War Coverage. https://flip.it/vUVgSE

Trump’s FCC Chairman faces backlash after threatening broadcasters over Iran war coverage: “Flagrantly anti- First Amendment”. https://flip.it/GxHhxj

Saturday, March 14, 2026

You Have To Say

MY “Secretary of WAR” looks the part you have to say
When it comes to MACHO when “facts” don’t get in the way
Before each new THREAT he makes of EXPANDING MY WAR he
Expands the make-up on his face to “militarily”
Appear to be the FORCEFUL LEADER he’s required to
Be to convince “real generals” RESPECT to him is due!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “talks the talk” you have to say
That should have made “Iran” SURRENDER in ONLY ONE DAY
Which they did not do so he has to THREATEN EVER LOUDER
That he will turn MORE “population” into BLOODY CHOWDER
Like THEY DID to those “schoolgirls” with the “Tomahawk” that THEY
Had obviously SOLEN from U.S. FORCES away!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “walks the walk” you have to say
In each more “frantic” effort to FORCE VICTORY MY WAY
But “looking”, sounding”, and “walking” the part has NOT conveyed
“Confidence’” he’s bringing an END to the cavalcade
Of “consequences” of MY WAR that each day more spills through
The ECONOMY I FIXED that Joe Biden did SCREW!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” WON’T last long I have to say
In his position if VICTORY he’s NOT FORCED MY way
VERY SOON as he “promised” ME it most surely would
Once their “Ayatollah” and his “generals” he’d KILLED GOOD
Which “walking the walk” of WAR did but THEY STILL WON’T SURRENDER
Despite his “talking the talk” THREATS and “looks” make-up can render!!!

14 March 2026

The dangerous significance of Pete Hesgeth’s “no quarter” Iran war pledge. https://flip.it/3p_Z1a

Pete Hesgeth’s manly act is backfiring. https://flip.it/Mu4-2m

Friday, March 13, 2026

Unfortunately

Unfortunately Senator Rick Scott was heard to say
Prices would “unfortunately” keep going the way
They have unfortunately been going since MY “Iran” WAR
Unfortunately DID NOT END in a “few” days (no more!)
As I unfortunately had been ill-advised it would
By “advisors” who unfortunately are NO DAMNED GOOD!!!

Unfortunately the “Internet” has been going crazy
Because Scott’s “net worth” is unfortunately not too hazy
He is unfortunately worth around $500 million
Which unfortunately means high prices won’t be killin’
His ability to “thrive” while unfortunately
POOR LOSERS won’t unfortunately live so easily!!!

Unfortunately Scott is being seen to “represent”
Those those POOR LOSERS unfortunately call “the 1%”
Which is truly unfortunate because it isn’t true:
Scott’s $500 Million isn’t unfortunately due
To making him a “1%er” unfortunately
Which unfortunately for him it takes A BILLION to be!!!

Unfortunately therefore all mean memes swirling around
The “Internet” unfortunately aren’t on solid ground
When they mock Rick Scott for saying unfortunately
Prices will unfortunately higher yet still be
Because they incorrectly think he’s unfortunately
Among the 1% he unfortunately can’t yet be!!!

13 March 2026

The Whole Internet Lost It After Sen. Rick Scott Said Prices Are “Unfortunately” Going Up. - And Yes, He’s Reportedly Worth $500M. https://flip.it/vJ0pfd

Thursday, March 12, 2026

Under The Bus

You will NOT be shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn about how
MY “advisors” advised ME to into “Iran” plow
With MILITARY MIGHT backed by ASSURANCE there would be
A FAST and TOTAL VICTORY attributed to ME
But so far that’s NOT the result of THEIR “endeavor” so
UNDER THE BUS each of them who “ill-advised” ME go!!!

MY so-called “son-in-law” UNDER THE BUS I’m throwing first
Along with “real estate” Wycoff whose “advice” was the WORST
When it came to “diplomacy” of which both had NO CLUE
Then UNDER THE BUS MY “Secretary of WAR” next goes too
Because he “advised” ME VICTORY I’d SWIFTLY achieve
In LESS THAN A DAY after I’d made dumb rag-heads there grieve!!!

To finish round one of MY UNDER THE BUS carousel
Of “advisors” thrown there because THEIR WAR’S NOT GONE WELL
Little Mario will also be in line to see
What undersides of busses look like when “advice” to ME
Results in MAKING ME LOOK BAD which as CAPITAL SIN
Goes is the WORST SIN any “advisor” can begin!!!

Because as all know I’M NEVER for ANYTHING to “blame”
You WON’T be shocked, shocked I tell you, when you hear ME explain
That is was MY “advisors” who DUMPED ME INTO THIS MESS
By ASSURING ME THEIR WAR with “Iran” would ME BLESS
With PRAISE for RAPID VICTORY whereas instead there’s FUSS
So each of their “ill-advised” asses go UNDER THE BUS!!!

12 March 2026

“Leave Me Out Of This!” Trump Starts Rattling off the Advisors Who Dumped Him Into This Mess… https://flip.it/pxPo7d

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Any Damn Thing

Of Course MY “Secretary of WAR” is spending a bunch!
It’s IMPORTANT to IMPRESS those you invite to lunch
With EXPENSIVE food you serve them every time they eat
Because fine food PROVES NOBODY can your WAR MACHINE beat
For if you’ve got CASH needed to buy LOBSTERS by the TON
Imagine the CASH you’ve got to spend on WARS you’ve begun!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” knows EXACTLY what to do
To IMPRESS so-called “allies” who HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE
About the VAST AMOUNTS OF CASH “modern” WARFARE now takes
To ATTACK without “strategy” and COVER UP “mistakes”
Like BOMBING YOUR ENEMY into TOTAL SUBMISSION
Based on a “feeling” based on “fact” NOT based on “stated mission”!!!

DO NOT DARE “criticize” MY “Secretary of WAR” for
His LOBSTERS, CRABS, and PIANOS, ALL of which we need for
Proving that AMERICA has MORE CASH than we need
To WAGE WAR ANYWHERE ON EARTH at SUPERSONIC SPEED
In fact it proves we can afford ANY DAMN THING WE CHOOSE
To EAT, PLAY MUSIC ON, or WAGE WARS CASH WON’T LET US LOSE!!!

11 March 2026

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Very Complete Beginning

MY “Iran” WAR as I just stated is VERY COMPLETE
And also just THE BEGINNING because BOTH “times” compete
With each other inside MY STABLE GENUIS Brane
To “quantify” the amount of “time” MY WAR will remain
Before its POWER TO DISTRACT from Epstein loses steam
And like a miracle has faded away like a dream!!!

MY WAR is VERY COMPLETE because the COMPLETE DESTRUCTION
Of that shit-hole has ALMOST COMPLETELY fulfilled the function
I set for it to be reduced into a smoking rubble
Heap from which the rag-heads there can no longer cause trouble
By sending “drones” and “missiles” flying of which VERY FEW
Remain within their “arsenal”(surely no more than “two”)!!!

But VERY COMPETE isn’t COMPLETE TOTALLY and so
MY WAR’s also at THE BEGINNING of the next shit show
I will be raining down on them from dark skies up above
To show those I’ve FREED FROM OPPRESSORS how much them I love
By KILLING GOONS “oppressing” them so after WAR they’ll be
Like fine WHITES MY ICE GOONS don’t shoot living a life that’s FREE!!!

Stop asking DUMB QUESTIONS about how “contradictory”
“Schedules” for BOTH the “end” and the “start” of WAR can be
Achieved - When you’re a GENIUS your “strategy” is NEVER
To be “clear” about what you “plan” to do and so whatever
You say you say will be the way your WAR’s “schedule” will be
Will be the way you say it is to “start” to “end” it, see???

10 March 2026

Trump Says Iran War Is Both “Very Complete” But Also Just “The Beginning”. https://flip.it/kmhv0p

Monday, March 9, 2026

WTF Is Happening?

NO ONE “knows” MORE about WAGING WAR than I do, OK?,
Because I’ve spent MY WHOLE “lifetime” in a “litigious” way!
More than 4000 LAWSUITS I have waged against MY FOES
Of which EVER MORE DAILY I to MY LAWSUITS expose
MY constant LAWSUITS have made ME the BEST “Strategist” ever
When it comes to any kind of ATTACKING endeavor!!!

So MY WAR with “Iran” I based on BRILLIANT “Strategy”:
After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” they’d BOW DOWN TO ME
To THANK ME “profusely” for FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY
Which ONLY I ALONE could have brought them so RAPIDLY
Plus MY “advisors” PROMISED they’d SURRENDER ON DAY ONE
So WTF IS HAPPENING with the WAR I’d begun???

Of Course WTF’s HAPPENING is NOT MY FAULT AT ALL!
I BLAME IT on DUMB rag-heads who refused to hear MY call
For them to take their shit-hole so-called “country” back again
After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” to PROVE I’m their “friend”
And on MY DUMB “advisors” who by “misinforming” ME
Upset the CERTAIN VICTORY of MY GREAT “Strategy”!!!

WHATEVER TF HAPPENED that made MY “Strategy” go
NOT as it WOULD HAVE if I ALONE had run the show
I WILL FIND OUT and when I do I’ll THROW UNDER THE BUS
EVERYONE who SCREWED IT UP and thus made SUCH A FUSS
With MY WAR and MY “DOW” which is NO LONGER 50K
Since those I’ll FIND TO BLAME got into MY “Strategy’s” way!!!

9 March 2026

Trump Blindsided By What’s Happening In His Own War. https://flip.it/W7Zas0

Sunday, March 8, 2026

Screw “S”

You see? Just like I told you! There is REALLY going to be
A SHIELD OF AMERICA like I said on TV
Except they told ME to put “s” at the end of a word
To make it “plural” because as by now you may have heard
Of “22” so-called “nations” invited to MY “summit”
“12” showed up so that’s “plural” because more than “half” done it!!!

Of Course I told those spic-speakers I was NOT going to learn
Their damn “language” since I’m BUSY making “Iran” BURN
Even though I’m pretty good at “language learning” skills
They all speak ENGLISH anyway so why take extra pills
To “focus” MY GENIUS Brane on learning with ease
Their garbled “lingo” I won’t need to hear after they leave???

In the photo of ME and the “12” who bothered showing
Up you may have noticed someone missing who is NEVER going
To be up on stage with ME: MY “Special Envoy” who
PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I want with her NOTHING TO DO
Kristi “Puppy Killer” Noem I off-stage had sat
In the corner because on ME she in public shat!!!

Gnome Noem’s DUMB ENOUGH to think she really has a job
Especially created as part of MY SPIC-SHIELD mob
She probably “believes” that as MY “Special Envoy” she
Will be doing something somebody someday will see
But I made her sit in the corner so she’s seen as SCUM
By MY SHIELD OF AMERICA (SCREW “s” - THERE’S ONLY ONE!!!)

8 March 2026

“Shield of Americas” summit: Trump to Latin America leaders, “I’m not learning your damn language”. https://flip.it/7-re92

Gnome had to sit in the corner. https://flip.it/vggs41