Official Videos

NOBODY BUYS the “message” MY ass-kissers have put out
About “Domestic Terrorists” and guns “brandished” about!
No matter what ICE Barbie, Nazi Steve and others say
About what happened “phone videos” blow their claims away!
It’s HARD to CONvince those who’ve seen things with their own eyes to

Believe that what they saw THEY DIDN’T SEE WE’RE TELLING YOU!!!

It’s HARD to GASLIGHT “protesters” whose eyes aren’t CONvinced they

Saw what MY Toadies say they saw and NOT the other way

Around even if they were “filming” when ICE shots rang out

To STOP “Domestic Terrorism” beyond any doubt

From THREATENING with “brandished” guns ICE PATRIOTS whose jobs

Are to PROTECT those same “protesters” calling them “rogue slobs”!!!

But NEVER FEAR, “AI” soon here will “visually” PROOVE

What MY ICE GOONS say “happened” HAPPENED to “correct” the groove

Arising from the MISPERCEPTION of what had gone down

By “protesters” whose phones have sent FAKE “videos” around!

ONLY OFFICIAL VIDEOS AS AUTHORIZED BY ME 

Are to be “believed”…NOT those your eyes “saw” previously!!!

26 January 2026

Videos of deadly Minneapolis shooting of Alex Pretti contradict Trump administration statements. https://flip.it/VxoSCn

“They Know They’re Cooked!”: Trump Officials Try To Keep Their Lies Together - Until Noem Suddenly Cracks, Backs Off One Crucial Point, and the Panic Takes Over. https://flip.it/FSuCj7

Whatever Comes To Mind

MY SPOTLIGHT has to SHINE ON ME and SHINE ON ME ALONE!
On NO ONE ELSE for very long must it EVER BE SHONE!
When it dares STRAY AWAY from ME I IMMEDIATELY
Do WHATEVER “comes to mind” to SHINE IT BACK ON ME!
That’s why I keep “flooding the zone” on each and every day
With things like “Greenland” that even I “know” are DUMB, OK???

Since MY return to POWER via LANDSLIDE VICTORY

EVERYTHING I do is done to SHINE LIGHT BACK ON ME

Whenever something happens that from ME has made it STRAY

For something else that’s happened before the next thing I say

Or do “distracts” you to RE-SHINE it back again on ME

From whatever SHONE IT OFF ME “momentarily”!!!

So what the HELL will I do if continuing ICE “killing”

In “Minneapolis” MY LIGHT from ME keeps spilling?

Who knows? I don’t! But just be sure WHATEVER it will be

Will SHINE MY SPOTLIGHT BACK ON ME extremely “rapidly”

And hold it there until the NEXT ICE “murder” makes ME make

WHATEVER “comes to mind” happen MY SPOTLIGHT RETAKE!!!

25 January 2026

Why Trump Won't Stop Until Everything Is Destroyed. https://flip.it/IPf_v_

Dictating Diplomacy

Nazi Steve is PRAISING ME for having given a

“Masterclass in Diplomacy” in “Davos” where they say

Our so-called “allies” realized just how BADLY they had been

Treating MY Country when I soundly HIT THEM ON THE CHIN

With “Diplomatic Criticism” MY GREAT “speech” conveyed

As a pre-bombing warning to shitholes I MAY INVADE!!!

Nazi Steve is PRAISING MY “Diplomacy” ALONE

For allowing ME to regain both the CROWN and THRONE

Of WORLD DOMINATION MY Country well knew before

OBAMA and JOE BIDEN swept “MIGHT MAKES RIGHT” out the door

But thanks to ME RAW POWER has again come to the fore

From which it will DICATE “Diplomacy” forevermore!!!

Nazi Steve is PRAISING ME for EVERY “word” I said

In “Davos” to “allied cooperation” KILL STONE DEAD

And by so doing “encourage” “allies” to GROW A SPINE

By THREATENING INVASION if they dare step out of line

(But if during EMPIRE-building I find I require

Them to “join” what “spine” they’ve grown I’ll DEMAND they “retire”!!!)

24 January 2026

Steven Miller Praises “Masterclass in Diplomacy” After Trump Insults Allies. https://flip.it/JchLNn. 

Steven Miller Sucks Up To Trump After Davos Disaster. https://flip.it/TO-Dth

Fixing Fake Things

AS ALL KNOW “affordability’s” a HOAX, OK?

Which MY “administration’s” WORKING HARD to bring your way!

There’s NO QUESTION it’s something that the DEMONCRATS MADE UP

Which I’ll make you BENEFIT FROM so quick it is “abrupt”!!!

MY “laser-focus” on “affordability” will stay

STRONG to make it more than just for OLIGARCH “friends” pay

So BE PATIENT awhile while a DEM HOAX so FAKE and WEAK

MY “administration” finds some way to FOR YOU tweak!!!

“Affordability Messaging” will “confusedly”

Continue to be alternately SCORNED and STRESSED by ME!

As MY “administration” keeps on “working” OVERTIME

To make the FAKE FRAUD DEMONCRATIC HOAX make your lives fine!!!

BE PATIENT, OK?, because FIXING FAKE THINGS IS HARD WORK!

Especially things left behind by BIDEN (WHAT A JERK!)

Don’t be “confused” by “messaging” MY “admin” to you’s sending

About “focus” on SOMETHING FAKE on which your life’s DEPENDING!!!

23 January 2026

The Trump Administration’s Affordability Messaging Is Confusing Americans. https://flip.it/l0A6FX

Concept/Idea/Plan

There’s a concept of an idea of a plan that MUST BE
REAL no matter what is said by some DUMB “Dane” MP
Because that concept of an idea of a plan is from
The GENIUS of MY BRANE which is STABLE as branes come!!! 

That MP like ALL OTHER “NATO” FOES who say there’s NOT

A concept of an idea of a plan I WILL HAVE SHOT!

They have no further RIGHT TO LIVE if they DO NOT AGREE

The concept/idea/plan THAT IS is a REALITY!!!

ONLY MY BRANE ALONE has the GENIUS to see

The concept of an idea of a plan’s “infinity”

Which is a very very very long time so those say

Who got the word “infinity” to in MY brane make stay!!!

About the concept of an idea of a plan that IS

Despite what some DUMP MP says more “details” I will give

Sometime someday some year ahead but for now why hurry

To reveal them when I have a whole “infinity”???

22 January 2026

Trump-Greenland latest: U.S. president’s claims of a deal with NATO over Danish territory ‘not real’, says MP. https://flip.it/brrFFW

Bored Of Peace

If your “country” receives an “invitation” to join MY
BOARD OF PEACE it had better ACCEPT and here is why:
The HONOR OF MEMBERSHIP on MY BOARD under ME
Will let you visit GAZ-A-LAGO for a REDUCED FEE
If as a MEMBER of MY BOARD you’ve helped ME to efface
The shithole once there that MY GOLDEN RESORT will replace!!!

Once GAZ-A-LAGO’s built the whole world will be THRILLED to see

How I turned a rubble “strip” into SHEER LUXURY

For those willing to pay MY entrance fee of THOUSANDS to

Relax on GOLDEN BEACHES drinking a MAI-TAI or two

And as a MEMBER of MY BOARD your entrance fee will be

MUCH LOWER thanks to the BILLION to join you gave to ME!!!

ONE BILLION is all it will take for your “country” to be

A PERMANENT MEMBER of MY BOARD which as all agree

Is the GREATEST HONOR your “country” will EVER know

And ALMOST guarantees above you MY BOMBERS won’t show

Unless like “Greenland” I decide I want your “country” too

In MY EMPIRE in which case your INVASION is due!!! 

21 January 2026

Trump could potentially chair Board of Peace for life: $1B contributions are voluntary. https://flip.it/D8DAj2

State Of Mind

There is NO “reason” why MY GREAT “stock market” today’s tanking!

It should be EXPLODING UPWARD as its way of thanking

ME for bringing MY Country back from where it had been

In a FLAMING DUMPSTER before I brought TARIFFS in

To make all fine WHITE MAGA folks as RICH as they could be

(Perhaps even AS RICH AS I AM eventually!!!)

What’s happening to MY “stock market” today by and large

Is due to “TARIFF HYSTERIA” caused by MY barrage

Of JUST DEMANDS for “Greenland” with which I’ve become “obsessed”

As the next “country” to be by MY EMPIRE possessed

And MY THREATS against “European Countries” who don’t see

How SECURE they’ll be after they GIVE “Greenland” TO ME!!!

So take a deep breath and relax like I do every day

To make your FAKE FRAUD “TARIFF HYSTERIA” go away!

Once you become “calm” like I ALWAYS AM you too will find

What I discovered long ago - a TARIFF “state of mind”

That will make you ALMOST AS RICH AS I AM VERY SOON

By getting your “investments” headed again TO THE MOON!!!

20 January 2026

Trump administration slams tariff “hysteria” as FTSE 100 sinks. https://flip.it/cOs5lu

Mandatory Attendance

The “National Opera”?…COME ON!…Who the Hell wants to hear
Some fat woman’s loud caterwauling SCREAMS assault your ear
In MY so-called “opera house” in which few now appear

Since I became TRUMP CENTER DIRECTOR once it was clear
A NEW PROGRAM was needed to replace the WOKE DEM MESS
Biden let perform therein to LIBERALS impress!!!

With “musicals” of TRANS FAG DYKES in DRAG I’ve done away

So MY fave “Les Mis” can on stage FOREVER AFTER play

Or at least would have kept playing nightly as I’d intended

Before it too withdrew and thus MY “play schedule” upended

But have no fear, the GREATEST ROCK STAR of all time will stock

MY “play schedule” hereafter, the ONE AND ONLY KID ROCK!!!

KID ROCK will perform EVERY night on each TRUMP CENTER stage

Until I find someone else also willing to engage

In entertaining IMMENSE MAGA AUDIENCES who

Are more than willing to pay prices I REQUIRE to

Night after night after night hear KID ROCK perform the same

Song TRIBUTES to he who I MY TRUMP CENTER did so name!!!

If I can’t find another singer or group who’ll agree

To perform at MY CENTER it won’t matter much to ME

Because KID ROCK has enough “talent” upon which to draw

To FILL MY CENTER EACH NEXT NIGHT with those who last night saw

Him perform for the “umpteenth” time: RICH “friends” who all well know

If they don’t attend EVERY NIGHT under the bus they’ll go!!!

DO NOT “believe” reports of “funeral parlor atmosphere”

Pervading the halls of MY CENTER, those are LIES you hear!

EACH stage will soon be JAM-PACKED each night KID ROCK does perform

By MY GOLDEN AGE MAGA RICH who understand I’ll SCORN

Them and ATTACK them and DESTROY them if they are not seen

EVERY NIGHT KID ROCK on stage MY TRIBUTE SONGS does scream!!!

How can I afford to pay KID ROCK for UNENDING shows

If I can’t find somebody else to MY TRIBUTES disclose?

HIGH TICKET COSTS will help defray “expenses” he costs ME

But even better than MY fees I’ll make him PLAY FOR FREE

Because MY CENTER’s offer is the ONLY “gig” he’s gotten

Since “drug use” and “compete lack of talent” turned his life ROTTEN!!!

So come one come all if you’re RICH and WHITE and want to be

Alive instead of DEAD under a bus where thrown by ME

Which you will be if you do not on EVERY NIGHT appear

In MY CENTER audience to KID ROCK again hear!

I don’t care if you say you’ve heard him MANY TIMES before!

MY PRAISES CAN’T BE SUNG ENOUGH so GO or MAKE ME SORE!!!

19 January 2026

Kennedy Center like a “funeral parlor” as Trump protests continue. https://flip.it/y.TB9K

The Greatest Case

When it comes to “dementia” MY “dementia” is the GREATEST

Of any PRESIDENT’s straight through from the “first” to the latest!

No other PRESIDENT throughout recorded “history”

Has displayed a GREATER CASE of “dementia” than ME!

Even Reagan who at the end was a “vegetable”

Didn’t show the “signs” I’m showing of “dementia’s” pull!!!

I often don’t “know” where I am and/or what there I’m doing

I “confuse” countries I “like” with those I’ll likely be SCREWING

Because they DISRESPECTED ME so MY brane does “believe”

By REFUSING to “help” ME to MY EMPIRE achieve

By “voluntarily” becoming the next “DONALD” STATE

In the “UNITED STATES OF TRUMP” (“dementia” names things GREAT!!!)

“Signs of advanced dementia” from ME are well underway

As displayed by MORE DEMENTED THINGS I do each day

Like “obsessing” about “Greenland” or “forgetting” the name

Of whoever who finally let ME MY PEACE PRIZE obtain!

Not one day goes by without yet another clear sign showing

The GREATEST CASE of PRESIDENTIAL “dementia” keeps growing!!!

18 January 2026

“Sign of advanced dementia”: Trump stuns observers with confusing fundraising message. https://flip.it/2XsFAG

One Key Thing

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “training”, they already know
How to LOCK and LOAD and SHOOT TO KILL because they go
To GUN SHOWS and PROUD BOY RALLIES and NAZI MARCHES where
ICE recruits them to focus fine WHITE “fellowship” they share
With other fine WHITE PATRIOTS motivated by HATE
For ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS plus the WOKE LIBERAL STATE!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “knowledge” of “legality”

No “lawyers” need apply, only MAGAS LOYAL TO ME

As proven by their “voting records” they claim they possess

Of CONSTANTLY SUPPORTING ME to guarantee the MESS

JOE BIDEN and his DEMONCRATIC “party” left behind

They pledge the MANY GUNS they possess to help ME unwind!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “moral compass” to delay

Their willingness to BLOW “citizen protesters” AWAY

Including F—KING LESBIAN BITCHES trying to run

Them over which is why ICE Goons recruiters have begun

To offer HIGHER “signing bonuses” to those already

With GUN SHOOTING EXPERIENCE that makes their aim ROCK STEADY!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ NOTHING except ONE KEY THING

Which is SHARED HATE for “citizen” TRAITORS at whom I fling

“F—K YOUs” and middle fingers and at wherever I please

Send ICE Goons to slam “citizens” down on crushed bleeding knees

And if they’re “feeling” THREATENED rest assured NOTHING’S RESTRAINING

Them from conducting EXECUTIONS with NO stinkin’ “blaming”!!!

17 January 2026

How are ICE agents recruited, and who are they? https://flip.it/LAKml-