Sole Criteria

Of all stupid blonde bimbos I’ve surrounded MYSELF with

The least blonde one among them has not much longer to live

Within the “grace” of MY APPROVAL at the rate that she

And her so-called “consultant” keep on going around ME

To implement DUMB “policies” that when I “learn” about

MY staff has to reverse which gives the “TACO” crowd more clout!!!

I had thought Kristi Noem a GREAT addition would be

To the bimbos “running” random “departments” for ME

Because although she’s a NON-BLONDE she OOZES LOYALTY

And SHOOTING PUPPIES “appeals” to “killer instincts” in ME

So I named her HEAD OF HOMELAND SECURITY because

Someone who SHOOTS DOGS should have no problem SHOOTING SCUZZ!!!

And when it came to SHOOTING PROTESTERS she did just fine

Making “excuses” for ICE GOONS not “trained” to “toe the line”

If she had left it there with her I would have been OK

But she and her “consultant” just brought “TACO” back MY way

Because I had to “reverse” the DUMB “Pre-Check ban” that she

Did WITHOUT APPROVAL “thinking” it would IMPRESS ME!!!

She “thought” her “flashy power move” was just the thing she needed

To back in MY GOOD “graces” get her very quickly speeded

But it would have “airport check-in lines” a SNARLED MESS

As many had told ME so her DUMB “ban” I did NOT bless

Instead I had to “reverse” it as quickly as could be

Which has made “TACO” charges once again swirl around ME!!!

Of Course I cannot say “YOU’RE FIRED!!!” to DUMB bimbos who

Make ME “TACO” because that shows FOES I’ve GOT NO CLUE

When it comes to “appointments” the choice of which I’ve based

On the sole “criteria” MY SECOND TERM embraced

But HEY! I “learned” during TERM 1 “cabinet picks” MUST be

Chosen for their LOYALTY despite STUPIDITY!!!

26 February 2026

“Idiot!”: Kristi Noem Goes Big To Impress Trump With A Flashy Power Move - It Implodes So Fast The White House Doesn’t Just Shut It Down, They Humiliate Her For It. https://flip.it/9cbSoK

The First Couple of a Dysfunctional DHS. https://flip.it/oqYQmb

Absolutely

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY TRUE
About the GOLDEN AGE that I ALONE have brought to you!
(Provided you are WHITE and RICH and LOYAL UNTO ME
If not don’t hold your breath because NO “gold” you’ll EVER see

Because as a LOSER you won’t “benefit”, OK?,
From MY “economy” “shaped” like a GREAT BIG LETTER ‘K”!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

About “eight wars” I ALONE ENDED! (The ONLY last “fight”

World-wide is in MY Country where MY LANDSLIDE VICTORY

Gave ME the RIGHT to set MY “dogs of war” ICE GOON TROOPS free

In BLUE “cities” that never cast a single “vote” MY way

To CRIMINALS disguised as “citizens” there BLOW AWAY!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY CLEAR

About ALL MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS I ALONE “gained” last year

(SO MANY “years” remaining for ME still lie up ahead

Because I WON’T STOP RULING until ALIENS ALL DREAD

Be they “foreign” or “domestic” MY ICE GOONS force to go

Either by DEPORTATION or putting six feet below!!!)

EVERYTHING I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS ABSOLUTELY BY

ANYBODY’S “standards” TRUE because I NEVER LIE

And since MIGHT MAKES RIGHT it was RIGHT because MIGHT’S what I’ve got

As proven by MY CULTIST TOADS who “applauded” A LOT

For EVERYTHING I SAID which made it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR

MY “State of the Union” is ABSOLUTELY BASED ON FEAR!!!

25 February 2026

Fact-checking Trump’s longest ever “State of the Union”.  https://flip.it/p9vmSz

The Sky Is Red, 2+2=17, and Fish Are Olympic Figure Skaters: Trump’s 2026 State of the Union. https://flip.it/f_GKOo

Former GOP congressman lets loose on Trump’s “cultists” in Congress. https://flip.it/Hjtr1g

Warning

MY “State of the Union” address tonight is gonna to be
One for the “record books” for sure, I guarantee!
It will be a very very long “address” because
So many have been SO UNFAIR TO ME that every scuzz
Who’s on MY LIST I will insist on “calling out” by NAME
So for HOURS I’ll be NAMING EVERY FOE I disdain!!!

MY “State of the Union” address tonight will surely be

Remembered after it’s over throughout ETERNITY

As the LONGEST “recitation” of NAMES EVER made

Because SO MANY MILLIONS OF FOES do MY LIST pervade

And EVERY FOE on MY FOES LIST I’ll NAME ‘ere moving on

To MY TREMENDOUS ACCOMPLISHMENTS LIST that’s just as LONG!!!

MY MILLIONS OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS I will claim CREDIT for

Because they have ALL BEEN IGNORED which makes ME REALLY SORE

And as all know when I’m IGNORED the SPOTLIGHT I REGAIN

By saying things and doing things MY FOES ALL call “insane”

So for uncounted HOURS after NAMING MY FOES I

On each of MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS the SPOTLIGHT reapply!!!

MILLIONS of NAMES, MILLIONS of “deeds”, and then I’ll wrap things up

By CONDEMNING “supreme court” TRAITORS who DARED DISRUPT

THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT to date I’ve implemented:

MY BEAUTIFUL TARIFFS that MY Country has prevented

From slipping “economically” down from the VERY TOP

Of NON-SHITHOLE RANKED NATIONS from without TARIFFS we’d drop!!!

But if you think MY NAMES and ACCOMPLISHMENTS LISTS have been

“Long” just wait for MY “supreme court” TIRADE to begin

And “buckle up” because MY RAGE against those RINO “judges”

Could go on for “weeks” or “months” because SO MANY grudges

I “feel” for TRAITORS whose “rulings” are based on “legal” clatter

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

24 February 2026

Trump warns of “long speech” for State of the Union” amid setbacks, bad polls. https://flip.it/NVZPge

Never Blink

I’ll NEVER “blink” on TARIFFS to “reduce” or “take away”

The POWER MY brane’s SURE they have to make VAST RICHES stay

In MY Country rather than go to “nations” “overseas”

Who have REFUSED to follow MY COMMANDS on BENDED KNEES

Thus earning them the HIGHEST TARIFFS I on them bestow

Which despite the “Supreme Court” IT IS MY RIGHT TO DO SO!!!

As LANDSLIDE VICTOR SOVEREIGN RIGHT to do as I would do

Exactly as I WANT IT DONE to MY THRONE should accrue!

It’s not for LESSER “branches” to “rule” I don’t have such “right”

The ONLY “branch” that matters is one BACKED BY SOVEREIGN MIGHT

Which MINE IS and the TRAITOROUS so-called “Supreme Court’s” AIN’T

So why “comply” with “judgements” that “rule” TARIFFS NEED RESTRAINT???

When it comes to making OLIGARCH “friends” FILTHY RICH

TARIFFS are one way to go so I won’t let that BITCH

I “appointed” to the “court” with that TRAITOR guy too

Believe they have the “right” to “rule” I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO

“Milk” MY LANDSLIDE PRESIDENCY for EVERY RED CENT

I can con from MY Country if they make TARIFFS relent!!!

It’s FAKE NEWS to “believe” MY TARIFFS deserve “tax” notations

For SUBJECTS I’m already grifting from through “small donations”!

It’s FOREIGN COUNTRIES I’ve imposed MY TARIFFS ON who pay

Because MY STABLE GENIUS Brane says they “work” that way

And MY EGO REFUSES to let MY GENIUS Brane

Reframe “thoughts” that MY TARIFFS do NOT “work” as I PROCLAIM!!!

SO SCREW the FOREIGN-INFLUENCED RINO-FILLED “Supreme Court”

And those “three” TRAITOR “judges” I did STUPIDLY import

The FINEST “judge” among them, DEAR BEER BOY, has given ME

The “blueprint” I required to keep TARIFFS flowing free

That keep “tax” RICHES flowing into MY coffers and those

Of MY RICH “friends” who like ME at what’s “legal” THUMB OUR NOSE!!!

23 February 2026

Trump won’t blink on tariffs - because he can’t. https://flip.it/TziTTD

Up The Score

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! I just found out that I could “legally”

Raise TARIFFS to 15% (or so they’re telling ME)!

“10” was an “even” number” I could kind of “understand”

But “15” “adds” “5” to “10” which makes “10” get out of hand

For MY brane to “comprehend” but they tell ME it’s MORE

Than “10” due to “addition” so I should use it for sure!!!

Because I am a BUSINESSMAN you probably thought I

“Understood” “mathematics” but I DON’T and this is why:

“Numbers” mean NOTHING to ME until they get to be

In the HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS WE RICH WHITE MEN want to see

Every time we check our next month’s INCREASED WEALTH obtained

By NOT paying “taxes” so our BANK VAULTS don’t get drained!!!

That’s why I don’t “get math” involving “numbers” lower than

At least a HUNDRED MILLION before they in MY brane pan

“Register” as things MY STABLE GENIUS can track

And “add” and “multiply” to but to NEVER from “subtract”

So HEY!…since they have assured ME “15” will add “5” MORE

To “10” I “imposed” yesterday today I’ll UP THE SCORE!!!

22 February 2026

Trump to raise global tariffs to 15% after Supreme Court ruling. https://flip.it/zGuWP5

Getting Those

RINO TRAITORS on the “Supreme” Court have DEFIED ME
By “ruling” that I CANNOT TARIFF by Exec Decree
Along with those three so-called female “judges” each of who

Automatically says NO! to all I want to to do
Three RINOS who once HAD MY BACK have dared to BREAK AWAY
From ME so VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE when “getting” them, I SAY!!!

MY “thanks” to the court’s three ASS-KISSING TOADS who LOYALLY

Voted to sustain MY RIGHT to TARIFF as I see

“Fit” but to the three RINOS who voted to restrict

ME along with those three DEM BITCHES PAIN I WILL INFLICT

On them as ENEMIES who thought that they could DEFY ME

They thought they “got” ME but instead I’LL GET THEM, WAIT AND SEE!!!

While I’m busily planning PAINFUL VENGEANCE I’ll extract

From RINOS and Dems on MY “court” who DID NOT HAVE MY BACK

I’ll do as “Beerboy” Kavanagh advised in his “dissent”

And impose a GLOBAL TARIFF set at 10%

To start with and then to 15% I’ll make it be

As MY next step in GETTING THOSE who’d thought they’d “gotten” ME!!!

21 February 2026

Trump throws a temper tantrum after tariff loss. https://flip.it/CxbuCr

Trump Bashes “Disloyal” Supreme Court For Not Letting Him Defy The Constitution. https://flip.it/VGU6r4

Why Justice Kavanaugh’s dissent in tariffs ruling made Trump “so proud of him”. https://flip.it/-fuovB

Trump Presses On With Tariffs, Despite Court, and Court Of Public Opinion. https://flip.it/jucW50

Trump signs order imposing 10% global tariff in wake of Supreme Court decision. https://flip.it/ToI6Qh

BREAKING NEWS 11:30 AM!!! - 

Trump to boost global tariffs to 15% from 10%, 'effective immediately'

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/21/trump-tariffs.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

Nothing On Earth

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve done yet to “distract” from those damn
“Epstein Files” has “worked” for ME so here’s MY next plan:
Since I can’t find a thing ON EARTH with the required pace

I need to “distract” from “Epstein” I’ll exploit OUTER SPACE
By “directing” each “agency” I’ve ground under MY thumb
To release files on “extraterrestrials”, by gum!!!

NOTHING ON EARTH I’ve tried has turned “residents” away

From PROTESTING ICE GOONS sent to their “cities” who may

Have “killed” a few of them but HEY! - an “omelette” you can’t make

Without breaking an egg or two when your job is to make

All “EARTH-based” ALIENS ID’d, arrested, and deported

So FEAR of ALIENS from SPACE may get PROTESTS aborted!!!

 

NOTHING ON EARTH in “either” case has “worked” out for ME yet

So on “extraterrestrials” I’ll place a DESPERATE bet

As the “distraction” I DESPERATELY NEED to stop that pile

Of “files” “proving” I “diddled” “young girls” for “quite a while”

Because they tell ME “extraterrestrial” means something’s NOT

ON EARTH where nothing that is “works” so I’ll give SPACE a shot!!!

20 February 2026

Trump says he will direct agencies to release files related to extraterrestrial life and UFOs. https://flip.it/xwgCij

GOP Rebel Says New Trump Bombshell Is A Desperate Distraction. https://flip.it/Qk59NQ

Stay Tuned…

Every day another BIGGER “design’s been revealing
Itself to MY brane that MY EGO finds much more “appealing”
Than the “design” that just last month I’d been planing to build

That due to this month’s BIGGER “design” that “design” I’ve killed!

The “pattern’s” set - EACH “month” from here on out MY BALLROOM’s fate
Will become LARGER to MY EGO’s SIZE accommodate!!!

Somebody said there are “three” parts in every person’s brane

Which may apply to everyone else but it is insane

To “think” MY brane has any other “component” than “one”

ONLY and that’s EGO ALONE which on ME just sprung

The NEWEST “iteration” of MY BALLROOM it does see

As LARGER than last “month’s” but SMALLER than next “month’s” will be!!!

You may well ask when MY BALLROOM “hole” I’ll begin to fill

To begin BUILDING but that’s not the “question” to distill!

The MOST IMPORTANT “question” that MY EGO asks each day

Is if MY BALLROOM’S BIG ENOUGH to ENOUGH TRIBUTE pay

To ME and EVERY “month” so far the “answer” has been “NO!”

Which is why EVER BIGGER “designs” EACH NEXT “month” I show!!!

19 February 2026

 

Donald Trump Reveals New White House Ballroom Designs. https://flip.it/lJVKfg

Unfit

 Kid Rock’s busy performing in TRUMP Center every night
And something in RFK Jr’s brane just isn’t “right”
But somehow both found time to post a “workout video” 
Urging UNFIT Americans to regularly go
“Get Active” at their “gym” of choice to their FAT fade away
So their bod looks as FIT as MINE does when at GOLF I play!!!

What better thing could there be for MY SUBJECTS to agree

To do but to “Get Active” so they all can look like ME?

It’s bound to be a “struggle” for them to get “half” as FIT

As I am but that’s due to letting their bod’s turn to shit

By not eating McDonald’s BIG MACS every single day

Or drinking DIET COKES to wash FAT “calories” away!!!

So thanks, Kid Rock and Bobby Jr. - NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

“Vaccines” won’t eliminate themselves, you “healthy” jerk!

And EVERY night MY RICH TRUMP Center “audience” awaits

A “repetitious” Kid Rock SHOW! served up on their GOLD PLATES!

Stop playing “pickleball” and doing sweaty “pushups” in

Some stinky sauna get your “fit” bods back where they’d been!!!

18 February 2026

“What the.(bleep) did I just watch?” RFK Jr. posts a workout video with Kid Rock urging Americans to “get active”. https://flip.it/.ykwqo

One Thing Only Alone

MY new goal’s to rename ALL U.S. BUILDINGS after ME
So far I’ve got “TRUMP Peace Institute” and “TRUMP-Kennedy”
And MY BIG BALLROOM when it’s done I will name for ME too
When with the HOLE I’ve created I decide what to do
And EVERY D.C. MEMORIAL I’ll also rename
Like “TRUMP-Washington Monument” each will MY NAME proclaim!!!

Hey…why not also rename EVERYWHERE ON EARTH for ME???

MY “Gulf of America” could “The Gulf Of TRUMP” be

And “North America” could “TRUMP-AMERICA” become

After MY “51st State” and “Mexico” succumb

To MY “insistence” they become part of “TRUMP-Continent

North” before “TRUMP-Continent South” also does relent!!!

ALL PLACES, BUILDINGS…and HEY! AIRPORTS TOO should spread MY FAME!

But there’s ONE THING ALONE to which I WON’T affix MY NAME!

And that ONE THING ONLY ALONE is as you may have guessed

THE GODDAMNED “Epstein Files” which with MY brane have so messed!

It’s TREASONOUS, I TELL YOU, “Jimmy Kimmel” and some Dem

SCUM think “The Trump-Epstein Files” better “labels” them!!!

17 February 2026

House Dem Channels Jimmy Kimmel: Let’s Call Them the “Trump-Epstein” Files. https://flip.it/zdj3KQ