Resources Alone

“War Crimes”? COME ON! Give ME a break! Who Cares if things I “plan”

To do to “infrastructure” and “civilians” in “Iran”

Are considered “War Crimes” by some “European” lot

Of LOSERS in some place called “Brussels”?, I SAY THEY ARE NOT!

I’ll tell you what the ONLY “crime” is when it comes to WAR:

It’s “forgetting” the REASON you began that WAR for!!!

So let ME once again make the reason for MY WAR clear:

RUNNING OUT OF OIL is something “dictators” “fear”

Of Course I DON’T FEAR ANYTHING but MANY “tyrants” do

Who if they control MORE OIL than I do could ME SCREW!

CONTROLLING “RESOURCES” thus becomes the “priority”

Of “modern” WARFARE up to and including WORLD WAR THREE!!!

RESOURCES ALONE are all that “count” in “modern” times

So I am “not worried at all” about so-called “War Crimes”

For he who CONTROLS THE MOST OIL controls “destiny”

And no matter the “cost” of WAR that “he” has to be ME

Because EVERYTHING’S MADE OF OIL including WEALTH that

WE OLIGARCHS VASTLY INCREASE through each new “RESOURCE” spat!!!

7 April 2026

Trump says he is “not at all worried” about committing war crimes in Iran. https://flip.it/SksJY_

So F*ckin’ What?

IGNORE  “reports” that say MY F*CKIN’ “body” isn’t “well”!

IGNORE “reports” MY F*CKIN’ PRESIDENCY’s GONE TO HELL!

IGNORE LIES ABOUT ME the F*CKIN “media” tells you!

BELIEVE ONLY what on TRUTH SOCIAL I say’s F*CKIN’s true”
“Truth” about ME is ONLY what I F*CKIN’ let you “know”
So if you don’t hear it from ME it F*CKIN’ ISN’T SO!!!

IGNORE F*CKIN’ “reports” of “diaper changes” and “lobe” stuff

IGNORE F*CKIN’ so-called “doctors”, MINE ALL say sure enough

I’m F*CKIN’ HEALTHY in both “body” and Brane “mentally”

To be the F*CKIN” HEALTHIEST PREZ you will F*CKIN” see!

And as the F*CKIN’ HEALTHIEST I’ll F*CKIN’ well remain

In “office” FOREVER thanks to MY F*CKIN’ “gene strain”!!!

So IGNORE “reports” denying MY F*CKIN’ HEALTH is now

F*UCKIN’ BETTER than ‘ere I in F*CKIN’ WAR did plow

So What if “F*CKIN’” is a “word” no President before

Has EVER dared “express”?, I’ll use it A LOT F*CKIN’ MORE

To “express” F*CKIN’ ANGER at MY F*CKIN’ ENEMY

WHO won’t OPEN THE F*CKIN STRAIGHT to F*CKIN OIL FREE!!!

6 April 2026

MS Medical Analyst Dr. VIN Gupta claims Trump has “all the signs of dementia”. https://flip.it/QDX.6t

You Can Smell It Now: The Trump Presidency Is In Total Free-fall. https://flip.it/eRlG66

Holy War

NOBODY has EVER been as “religious” as ME!

Just ask MY “evangelical friends” - ALL of them agree!
They’ve ‘compared’ ME to “Jesus” but they “crucified” that clod
So a MUCH BETTER ‘comparison’ would be ME to GOD
Because no one has EVER had the GOD-LIKE POWERS I
Have to begin HOLY “WARS” in which I make FOES DIE!!!

The GOD-LIKE POWERS MY “three” LANDSLIDE VICTORIES give ME

Mean EVERY “WAR” I begin is AS HOLY AS CAN BE

Just ask MY “Secretary of WAR” who does GOD well “know”

Because each bottled “god” he consumes daily says it’s so

Or who HOLIER to declare MY WARS are HOLY than

MY “faith advisor” who tells ME they’re part of GOD’S “WAR PLAN”!!!

MY “faith advisor” tells ME in ME GOD TOTALLY RULES

BECAUSE I spent so much time as a kid in “Sunday Schools”

On “one” of “three” days on which I to “church” back then did go

So just IGNORE MY “former pastor” even though it’s so

That after I “grew older” never “one time” did I go

Into a “church”- WHY BOTHER once GOD SO WELL did ME know???

But I “digress”! - Let’s get back to MY HOLY WAR that’s going

SO VERY WELL that VERY SOON I’ll lots of “salt” be sowing

Throughout ALL “farm lands” in “Iran” as MY WAR’S “parting gift” 

To starving rag-heads who survived WAR PROFITING “grift”

That HOLY COW! has made ME RICHER than ANY before

WHOLEY FILLED with HOLINESS who’ve started HOLY WAR!!!

5 April 2026

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth’s warped vision of the Iran war. https://flip.it/EgtyBz

“I’m sorry, what?” White House faith advisor stuns with gaffe about Trump at Sunday school. https://flip.it/JfBwua

Trump’s former pastor: “He never actually entered the church doors. Not one time”. https://flip.it/nysu0c

Laundry List

You have to break a LOT of “eggs” to make an “omelet” that

When “armed conflict” arrives can get you out of ANY “scrap”

You’ve taken an “excursion” into “militarily”

Which they let you call WAR once you get “Congress” to agree

And the BEST “eggs” awaiting breaking are those that involve

HANDOUTS “helping” LOSERS to “impoverishment” resolve!!!

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS better spent on WEAPONS that go BOOM

Are being WASTED on “poor people” whose own “success” DOOM

By being unwilling to pull themselves by “bootstraps” up

Because they know they can skate by on “programs” that disrupt

GOD’S PLAN for “evolution” wherein POORER “humans” FAIL

While WARS make RICH MEN PROSPER and “laws” keep them OUT OF JAIL!!!

And so today MY “laundry list” of WELFARE PROGRAM CUTS

Is as “long” as it has to be to kick POOR LOSERS’ BUTTS

Out of the way so BILLIONS WASTED ON THEM can be freed

Up to fund MY WAR MACHINE that funds OLIGARCH GREED

By contracting “military” MIGHT that CONQUERS ALL

“Foreign” and “domestic’ ENEMIES who ME APPALL!!!

4 April 2026

Donald Trump’s long list of cuts to fund the military met with outrage. https://flip.it/P.r4rl

Inside Trump’s military-heavy, $2.2 trillion budget proposal. https://flip.it/aQaDlt

Reality’s Filled Good

An “emotional support” item is what EVERYONE
NEEDS so say “psychologists” so why has there begun
To be “circulated” on the “internet” as “memes”
VERY MEAN and UNFAIR “criticism” to EXTREMES
About the “item” I NEED for “emotional support”
When “concerns” about MY “Iran” WAR in MY Brane cavort???

The “item” that “emotionally” is “supporting” ME

Is something of which as yet only a BIG HOLE you’ll see

If you look beyond the BARRICADES I’ve had erected

Around the DUMP they made ME “live in” once I’d been selected

In the LANDSLIDE VICTORY I WON BEYOND ALL DOUBT

For the THIRD TIME after FRAUD turned MY SECOND WIN about!!!

Of Course I mean MY GLORIOUS BALLROOM I’ll SOON construct

Once pesky “legal restraints” right now trying to DISRUPT

ME I IGNORE COMPLETELY to get “building” underway

After which I won’t let ANY “law” STOP ME OK?

Before MY GOLDEN BALLROOM STANDS TALL where its HOLE once stood

And its “emotional support” role “reality’s” FILLED GOOD!!!

3 April 2026

Trump mocked after “incredibly demented” brag about “horrendous” White House ballroom. https://flip.it/v4HNMa

Back To The Stone Age

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I’d announce some STUPID “escape plan”
For MY “Iran” WAR! “Escape’s” something NO MUY MACHO MAN
Would EVER “consider” and as MOST MACHO OF ALL
“Presidents” who from MY styrofoam-guilded GOLD hall
RULES THE WORLD with an IRON FIST I’ll NEVER “relax”
Until “Iran” “back to the Stone Age” I’ve sent to the MAX!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” I had “planned” to LEAVE MY WAR BEHIND

Before MY TOTAL VICTORY, the MOST BIGLY you’ll find!

NO ONE as MUCHO MACHO as I AM would “contemplate”

“Exiting” from WAR before they’ve made its “ending” GREAT!

So VERY SOON you’ll see I’ve WON IT TOTALLY, OK?,

By BOMBING “back to the “Stone Age” rag-heads I’ve YET TO SLAY!!!

SCREW YOU if you “thought” the “Very Important Announcement” 

I delivered in PRIME TIME! would make “gas price” relent!

On the way to VICTORY “gas” temporarily

May “spike” a bit but SOON “high costs” will FADE from “history”

Once the “Hormuz Straight” “naturally” OPENS UP once I

“Back to the Stone Age” like an “miracle” make “Iran” fly!!!

2 April 2026

Oil prices soar after Trump threatens more Iran strikes. https://flip.it/1SaZ1q

An Important Update!

Forget about your “baseball” game” Forget “Passover” too!
Tonight AN IMPORTANT UPDATE I’ll broadcast to you 
Concerning MY WAR in “Iran” that’s going SO WELL
It may be time to leave to put FORMER “allies” in HELL
Because they would not heed MY call to help ME “open up”
That STUPID “Hormuz Straight” THEIR OIL ALONE does disrupt!!!

Or maybe rather than leaving MY “Iran” WAR behind

I’ll say it’s time to “double down” on KICKING THE BEHIND

Of rag-heads still RESTING LIBERATION MY WAR brought

To their shit-hole so-called “country” where “freedoms” were NOT

Before I KILLED their “Ayatollah” who to them dictated

How they lived before MY BOMBS came to MAKE THEM ELATED!!!

Perhaps I’ll TARGET “infrastructure” of which “war crime” sings

Like “power grids” and “water works” and other “public” things

It would NOT be a “war crime” if such places I DESTROYED

The ONLY “crime” connected to MY WAR is it’s ANNOYED

ME and that’s the GREATEST CRIME EVER perpetuated

On a LIBERATOR who wants “freedoms” with equated!!!

Tune in tonight during PRIME TIME and I can guarantee

A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE you there will hear from ME

About “Iran” for a few minutes before I then switch

The “topic of conversation” because WAR’S A BITCH

To “sell” and I’d much rather let MY PRIME TIME VIEWERS know

About NEW PLANS for making MY BALLROOM MUCH LARGER GROW!!!

1 April 2026

Trump to give “important update” on Iran tonight in prime time speech. https://flip.it/RBPsCL

Going It Alone

If you’re a FORMER “ally” who would MY Country implore

For “help” GET YOUR OWN OIL! “WE” WON’T HELP YOU ANYMORE!

And by “WE” I mean ME because the ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

In this “Iran” WAR thing YOU BASTARDS caused to shred in tatters

Is HOW STRONG I APPEAR whether or not I really am so

While MY ILL-ADVISED WAR keeps spiraling into “fiasco”!!!

“WE” DON’T NEED ANY so-called “allies” to “OUR” “burdens” share!

“WE’RE” STRONG ENOUGH to WIN WARS by “OURSELVES” so “WE” DON’T “care”

If sometimes in the distant past of so-called “history”

Some kind of “alliance” existed between you and “WE”!

Back then I was NOT COMMANDER IN CHIEF as I’m today

So with ME NOW IN CHARGE “WE” DO NOT NEED YOU! GO AWAY!!!

“OUR” WAR is GOING VERY WELL!, “WE” had ALREADY WON

Right after that “Ayatollah” “WE” BLEW TO KINGDOM COME!

But due to some DUMB “Hormuz Straight” some oil ceased to flow

Which doesn’t matter to “US”, “OUR” land has PLENTY you know

Unlike you STUPID FORMER “allies” who DEPEND ON IT

But REFUSED TO SUPPORT “US” which made things TURN TO SHIT!!!

So GO GET YOUR OWN OIL! “WE” DON’T NEED YOU ANYWAY!

“WE” have all that “WE” need so VERY SOON “WE’LL” END the fray

That has lately DEGENERATED into “endless” WAR

Because UNFAITHFUL FORMER “allies” “opted” to IGNORE

“OUR” summons to SHARE in the GLORY “OUR” WAR will SOON bring

To the ONLY NATION mired neck-deep in the thing!!!

31 March 2026

“Go get your own oil!” Trump tells UK the U.S. won’t “help you anymore” in furious rant. https://flip.it/9552pU

Obsess!

So What if the “Iran” WAR MY “advisors” PROMISED ME
Would be over in ONE DAY or at most “two” or “three”
Continues to RAGE “out of hand” throughout the “Middle East”
To thus increase the PRICE OF EVERYTHING on which you feast?
With that DUMB WAR (NOT MINE!) I’ve grown as BORED as I can be
So rather than “discussing” it here’s something DEAR TO ME!!!

MY AMAZING BALLROOM will from the hole in the ground

I dug beside MY White House soon AMAZINGLY ASTOUND

EVERYONE who sees it from the outside and those few

I invite to dine within for a MILLION or “two”

Look at MY “artist renderings” of it and you’ll agree

Once it’s constructed ONLY I MORE GLORIOUS will be!!!

STOP “thinking” about “how” and “when” that WAR (NOT MINE!) will “end”!

Instead GAZE with “wrapt” WONDER at “renditions” “artists” send

To ME of BEAUTIFUL COLUMNS that will MY BALLROOM bless

They tell ME are “Corinthian” because those MOST IMPRESS

Among all “types” of “columns” (of which there’s others I’m told)

And to make MINE MORE BEAUTIFUL I’ll have them painted GOLD!!!

LOOK AT THESE PHOTOS! LOOK AT THEM! STOP “thinking” about WAR

Which will be ENDING VERY SOON! LOOK! There is NOTHING MORE

IMPORTANT at this time in MY SECOND TERM’S “history”

Than “features” of MY  BALLROOM “designed” to GLORIFY ME!

Which will include MORE COLUMNS than ANY BALLROOM BEFORE!

OBSESS on “Corinthian” COLUMNS! DON’T OBSESS ON WAR!!!

30 March 2026

“Out Of Touch With Reality”: Trump’s Brazen New Rant Leaves Critics “Sickened”. https://flip.it/RaKvMX

Pure Undefiled State

Who better to “sign” EVERY DOLLAR BILL you’ll soon receive
Than one who KNOWS MORE ABOUT MONEY than you can believe?
Of Course that should be ME ALONE, the GREATEST BUSINESSMAN
EVER able to pull off a MULTI-DECADE SCAM
And by so doing ENRICH MYSEF through “graft” and “corruption”
To UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS thanks to “Prez” assumption!!!

MY MONEY “printing presses” I’m now running overtime
To insert MY “signature” along the bottom line
Of EVERY DOLLAR BILL ORDER next to be created

Hereafter to ensure MY EGO’s CONSTANTLY ELATED

When EVERY DOLLAR of the BILLIONS I’ll soon squirrel away

Includes “DONALD J TRUMP” on it in PERMANENT DISPLAY!!!

I’ll also ORDER the ARREST and EXECUTION of

Anyone who around MY NAME “under” or “above”

Writes on any DOLLAR BILL “FUCK” (that would be “above”)

Or “IS A PEDERAST” (under) because they want to shove

Their TRAITOROUS OPINION of their PRESIDENT when bucks

They DEFACE “circulate” to display MY “signature” SUCKS!!!

After a MILLION EXECUTIONS such DEFACEMENT should

DIE OUT along with EVERY TRAITOR who thought their “words” could

SULLY the MAGNIFICENT NAME EVERY BUCK was BLESSED

With DISPLAYING once from “printing presses” it was “pressed”

And “placed in circulation” in its PURE UNDEFACED STATE

To MONEY with “Donald J Trump” FOREVER EQUATE!!!

29 March 2026

Trump’s putting his name on everything - now it’s in your wallet. https://flip.it/7AO6rM