Health Insane

All who would dare question MY HEALTH I do hereby decree

Are at the top of all those I declare MY ENEMY!

It is SEDITIOUS, perhaps even TREASONOUS, OK?,

To say MY HEALTHY body and brane have gone far astray

From the TREMENDOUS HEALTH they each have ALWAYS been endowed

With since the first day MY “birth” got ME going STRONG and LOUD!!!

As with MY “physical” body and “mental” brane HEALTH too

MY TREMENDOUS ECONOMY IS HEALTHY through and through!

MY “economic record” gained by FIXING BIDEN’S MESS

Is the HEALTHIEST that EVER could a nation bless!

MY body and MY brane and MY economy exceed

The amount of HEALTH “normal” countries and people need!!!

So of course I am OUTRAGED about “questioning” if I

Am really HEALTHIER than EVERYONE who’s bound to DIE

Long before MY GREAT GENES tell ME MY “time’s” come to go

Straight up to HEAVEN from the WONDERS I leave down below

Where MY HEALTHY ECONOMY I “fixed” will still remain

Highlighting what’s ACCOMPLISHED by applying HEALTH INSANE!!!

10 December 2025

Trump’s “Absolutely Crazed” Response To Those Who Question His Health Sparks Outrage. https://flip.it/3-f.v5

Trump Rips Into New York Times Over Health Remarks: “Treasonous”. https://flip.it/_xqRbJ

Trump accuses Democrats of “affordability hoax” and brags about stock market in speech intended to tout economic record.  https://flip.it/DfqeCX

Trump slams “stupid people”, defends economic record in Pennsylvania rally. https://flip.it/ywQAuk

Recharger

No matter what the “issue” of which MY CRITICS complain

The cause for EVERYTHING they say that’s going “wrong” I BLAME

On BIDEN who both after and before ME was alone

COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING that’s prone

To cause MY ENEMIES to point fingers of BLAME at ME

For BIDEN’S MESS “fixing” of which I’ve made MY LEGACY!!!

JOE BIDEN’S AWFUL MESS I’m WORKING HARD to “fix”, OK?

But it’s EXHAUSTING to WORK 21 hours each day

Which is why I take “power naps” that restore ENERGY

The likes of which you’ll only find in a STRONGMAN like ME!

I am NOT “nodding off” because what I hear makes ME “bored”

I’m RECHARGING STRENGTH NEEDED to throw JOE’S MESS overboard!!!

NO OTHER PRESIDENT in “history” I’m telling you

Has EVER had to WORK SO HARD to SUCH A MESS undo

So if you see ME “resting MY eyes” during “meetings” it

Means I’m RENEWING THE STRENGTH it takes to “fix” BIDEN’S SHIT

And working 21 hours each day creates a strain

That would drive LESSER MEN than I am COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

So when cameras are focused on a well-deserved “cat nap”

You must understand every “nap” renews ME to “fix” CRAP

Left behind by SLEEPY JOE who created the MESS

MY LEGACY will be to “fix” to AMERICA bless

With the “future” it could have had if BIDEN hadn’t been

Stuck between both “terms” I’ve had so far to UNDO HIM!!!

9 December 2025

Trump’s answer for everything: Blame Biden. https://flip.it/LlL2CM

Mike Johnson: Trump works 21 hours a day. https://flipboard.com/topic/mikejohnson?from=share&utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=share

Plan B

There is NO NEED to “worry”, there’s NO NEED for any gloom

Among Republicans “afraid” they’re heading towards doom

In the “midterm elections” because beyond any doubt

I’ve ALWAYS got MY “back” so “ergo” they're bound to turn out

Much more than OK - MY Toad Congress House and Senate too

Will be COMPLETELY RED once every “midterms race” I SCREW!!!

There’s NO WAY I’d let Demoncrats in the “midterms” prevail

For if they got back in power they’d throw MY ass in JAIL

IMMEDIATELY if not sooner so OF COURSE I’ll “rig”

All “midterms” to ensure MY Toads will dance a happy jig

By DEFEATING EVERY Demoncrat opponent they

Find themselves running against in “rigged” “midterms”, OK???

But HEY…there’s not too much time left before those “midterms” come!

I may not have time to “rig” EVERY “midterm” race where scum

Demoncrats oppose MY Toads so I’d best oversee

The execution of MY GREAT alternative PLAN B

Which is to declare MARTIAL LAW by sending ICE Goons in

To where I’ll say they’re in “harm’s way” so “midterms” CAN’T begin!!!

It’s starting to look like MY Toads will suffer mass defeat

If “midterms” are allowed to happen so them I MUST BEAT

And since “rigging them” will take too much time this time around

To guarantee ALL Toads get in MY PLAN B MUST resound

Across MY Country to “midterm elections” do away

With ENTIRELY to guarantee FROM JAIL I STAY!!!

8 December 2025

“Disaster!” Scrambling Republicans admit “clear warning signs” of impending midterms doom. https://flip.it/BHwK.C

Opposite Directions

They tell ME even Fox News thinks that MY “economy”

Is not as MIGHTILY ROBUST as all know it to be!

I find it INCONCEIVABLE that Fox would contradict

What I say after for years MY ASS they loved to kiss!

MY “love-hate” relationship with Fox I’ll have to swing

Hard to the HATE side for their “affordability” sting!!!

As all know “affordability’s” a TOTAL HOAX

Invented by Demoncrats to from ME ANGER coax!

And as all also know all FAKE FRAUD “polls” lately “reporting”

MAGAs are “upset” with ME are LIES Dems are exporting

To encourage MY ENEMIES to claim some “cultists” LOYAL

Due to “affordability concerns” from ME start to uncoil!!!

I say FAKE NEWS!!! As all know MY “economy” created

By undoing BIDEN’S “economic” MESS is slated

To go down in “history” as the GREATEST ONE EVER

Because as PRESIDENT I have pulled every Dem-pulled lever

In the OPPOSITE “direction” Dems pulled them before

While “affordability” I MOCKINGLY IGNORE!!!

IGNORE FAKE “polls” about MY “slide” into “oblivion”!

MY POPULARITY’S AS GREAT AS IT HAS EVER BEEN!

EVERY LOYAL MAGA LOVES ME 100%!

But to make CRAP about “affordability” relent

I’ll keep on pulling EVERY lever in its OPPOSITE

“Direction” from those BIDEN’S CRISIS previously set!!!

7 December 2025

Fox News turn sour on Trump economy - and so do his voters. https://flip.it/ihO9AE

Trump is Repeating One of Biden’s Big Mistakes. https://flip.it/dQ.bux

Trump’s poll collapse: can he stop the slide? https://flip.it/jHkFJq

FIRST PRIZE!

At the Trump-Kennedy Center the other night it was
A CELEBRATION of ME and it came to be because
I said some “World Cup” event could MY Trump Center endow
As one more SPECTACLE OF ME I would in it allow

If on MY Center stage MY GREATEST WISH they’d realize
By awarding ME a SOLID GOLD FIFA PEACE PRIZE!!!

MY GREAT PEACE PRIZE is NOT “made up”!, it’s SOLID GOLD, OK?

Just like every GOLD “fixture” I in MY “office” display

On EVERY oval wall and door and hall and mantle too

So IGNORE ALL LIES claiming each is “styrofoam” clear through!

Plus MY PEACE PRIZE is BEAUTIFUL despite what MY FOES say

About it being “beyond ugly” each and every way!!!

Not only that! I am MY PRIZE’S FIRST “recipient” 

For FIFA just CREATED it to ensure I’d relent

From THREATENING the game the “whole world” wrongly calls “football”

When all know that AMERICA owns that name overall

So despite MY GOLD PEACE PRIZE I’ll still ORDER the world to

Rename the game the world calls “football” SOCCER like WE do!!!

And MY Country should also have been FIRST to be selected

In the “draft” to see what “match ups” SOCCER is projected

To conduct when the World Cup this year gets underway

They should have matched AMERICA with SHIT HOLE DUMPS, OK?,

So MY Country could STOMP those “country’s” teams and then send “home”

Their “fans’ POLLUTING MY Country as SHIT HOLE SHITS are prone!!!

6 December 2025

The World Cup Sucks Up to Trump, and It Sucks. https://flip.it/ATEFSD

Internet implodes over Trump’s “bullshit” Peace Prize, and “corrupt” FIFA for “inventing” it. https://flip.it/4IxOhh

“One of the worst awards someone could possibly get”: FIFA blasted for giving Trump made-up “Peace Prize”. https://flip.it/ETVA0u

President Donald Trump Thinks Football Should Be Renamed https://flip.it/CQzNyp

Moronic Retension

Hesgeth may be a “moron” but he’s one I brought aboard

And of this “double tap” CRAP I’m fundamentally bored

So bored in fact I may attack the “common knowledge” that 

I “throw under the bus” all who from MY GLORY detract

Either by OPPOSING ME or in Pete Hegseth’s case

Applying “gross incompetence” to put egg on MY face!!!

Hegseth may be a “moron” but he’s MY “moron”, OK?

So I may let him stick around despite what “pundits” say

I’m “bound to do” because I am not them and they’re not ME

So whether he’s FIRED or not we’ll have to wait and see

If kicking his ass out the door would be more satisfying

To ME than PROMOTING HIM to get dumb “pundits” crying!!!

Hegseth is a “moron”, even I with that agree

But “double tapping” isn’t something of “concern” to ME

The ONLY things with which I am concerned are MACHO ways

To demonstrate MY POWER to MY MAGA “cult” amaze

So although he’s a “moron” his “moronic leadership”

I’ll probably RETAIN to make those stupid “pundits” flip!!!

5 December 2025

Author warns “fundamentally bored” Trump is about to make Hegseth situation worse. https://flip.it/AUCswW

Coby Hall nukes Pete Hegseth on CNN: “How is he still on this role?” https://flip.it/oev8t0

Our Country Alone

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY if you’re “black”, “yellow”, or “brown”

And if you’re “red” don’t give ME BULLSHIT you were “first” around

AMERICA IS WHITE MAN’S LAND and it has ALWAYS BEEN

Ever since WE fine WHITES in OUR COUNTRY did begin

To create a CHRISTIAN NATION with intent to SCREW

EVERY “race” that’s not PURE WHITE like WE are through and through!!!

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY very much especially

If you’re a member of the garbage “race” that’s “Somali”

Like that black “Congresswoman” who came from “Somalia’s” shore

To POLLUTE OUR COUNTRY and leave that dump one less WHORE

Which is what garbage “Omar” is and what she’ll always be

Because she is “Somali” which is PROOF ENOUGH for ME!!!

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY if you’re “Muslim”, “Hispanic”

Or “Haitian” or “Somali” or the next “race” used to panic

Every WHITE CHRISTIAN MAGA who remains LOYAL to ME

Of which there remain BILLIONS despite “polls” that “disagree”

OUR COUNTRY like MY COUNTRY CLUBS is for PURE WHITES ALONE

ALL OTHER “colored races” I ORDER to LEAVE OUR HOME!!!

4 December 2025

A Desperate Trump Is Stirring Up Racial Hatred. https://flip.it/gALfOI

Trump escalates bigoted rant against Somali immigrants and call for Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to be “thrown out of our country”. https://flip.it/NKjdNR

Inklings

All inklings of a concept of a “better healthcare” plan

I’d “promised” I’d deliver has hit a bit of a jam

In yet one more stalled effort to make plans “reality”

Much like all “infrastructure weeks” you heard each week from ME

Way back during MY FIRST TERM when I also had no clue

Than I do now about how to stuck plan concepts unglue!!!

My so-called “push” for so-called “better healthcare” policy

Is something for which FOES are giving ME the first degree

Since that “in two weeks” timeline about EVERYTHING I say

Just passed without any new “healthcare plan” coming to stay!

I thought an inkling of a concept of a plan would be

In place by now but none as yet has been given to ME!!!

I can’t wait too much longer for that junior RFK

Guy or one of his “health” flunkeys to convey MY way

Some kind of inkling of a concept of a plan I need

To convince AMERICA GREAT “healthcare” will indeed

Arrive to throw “Obamacare” out on its LIBERAL ear

As soon as I about that inkling of a concept hear!!!

3 December 2025

Trump’s push for healthcare plan stalls ahead of looming subsidy expiration. https://flip.it/_7mSuh

Late-Night Post Deluge Spews

Why sleep at night when I can post more than “150” times

About all things under the sun once it no longer shines?

Posts about CONSPIRACIES and AUTO-PEN ABUSE

Which “prove” to those NOT LOYAL to ME at least one screw’s loose

Inside MY GENIUS BRANE that in overtime’s been working

From 7 to midnight to document things in it lurking!!!

But to MY LOYAL MAGA TOADS “150” plus more posts

Through the wee hours of the night are PROOFS that MY constant “boasts”

About KNOWING SO MUCH MORE than ALL OTHERS in the world

As demonstrated by extensive coverage unfurled

Across SO MANY posts in such a short nighttime duration

Assure MY FANS I am the SMARTEST MAGA in TRUMP NATION!!!

Who knows how many HUNDREDS OF POSTS I’ll in “future” nights

Spew out to demonstrate MY STABLE GENUS delights

In passing “conspiracy theories” along to MY FANS

While SCREAMING RAGE at ENEMIES who’d dare disrupt MY “plans”

If I allowed them to PROTEST AGAINST ME while unchecked

By late-night post deluge spews in which MY “truth” ALONE’s kept???

2 December 2025

Trump Launches Into Massive, Deranged Late Night Posting Spree. https://flip.it/24kI_6

Trump Shares More Than 150 Brainrot Posts In Late Night Rampage. https://flip.it/VkM0ka

Trump’s wild midnight Truth Social posting binge feature over 150 messages ranging from treason to beautiful Melania. https://flip.it/z1cAWx

Perfect Mystery

They “demand” I release the “results” of MY “MRI”

Which was PERFECT no matter which part of ME did apply!

Whatever “body part” it “scanned” was PERFECT completely

Because EVERY part in the AMAZINGLY HEALTHY

Body MY TREMENDOUS GENES ensure is bound to live

Practically FOREVER would PERFECT “scan results” give!!!

Why let them see MY “scanned part” in MY PERFECT “MRI”

That part of ME about which not one “memory” have I?

Because MY TREMENDOUS GENES PERFECTION GUARANTEE

So why would I need to “remember” which was “scanned” in ME?

With EVERY “body part” so PERFECT I’ve no need to fret

About the one they “scanned” not being GOOD as it can get!!!

Because it’s them “demanding” I “release” MY “MRI”

I say NO WAY will I with their STUPID “demand” comply!

Because it isn’t MY DEMAND, it’s theirs and thus in vain

For ONLY TO MY DEMANDS ALONE does “obey” pertain!

MY “MRI results” therefore I’ll NEVER let them see

To keep whatever “part” got “scanned” a PERFECT MYSTERY!!!

1 December 2025

Trump says he’ll release his MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned. https://flip.it/soi5iz