Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Surface Appearance

The so-called “reflecting pool” in Washington DC
Once I’m finished will be a TRUE REFLECTION OF ME
Because I “knew” MUCH MORE than “hydraulic engineers” I
Said “advice” they had tried to give ME need not apply
Those “engineers” had said that painting just the “surface” BLUE
Without “fixing” what’s “underneath” meant that a MESS was due!!!

They said SLIMY GREEN “mats” of “algae” would MY BLUE POOL fill
And so I told those “engineers” I “knew” MORE THAN to CHILL
Their “advice” about “pipes” and “filters” first needing “replacement”
Which if not done would cause MY BLUE “reflecting pool’s” DEFACEMENT
I said MY BLUE POOL would FOREVER BEAUTIFUL remain
Because MY GENIUS said so so who needs it to “drain”???

In “contests” pitting “science” against STABLE GENIUS
GENIUS comes out on top! DON’T BLAME ME if some MESS
Results after something MY GENIUS tells ME to do
Doesn’t turn out exactly like I have “assured” you
It will because IT WASN’T ME who SCREWED UP on the way
To getting done what I said do - it was “science”, OK???

The reason “education” I have ORDERED be DESTROYED
Is because “educated people” make ME SO ANNOYED!!!
Every time I ORDER something done EGG-HEADS butt in
With “warnings” about “consequences” before I begin
To do what STABLE GENIUS assured ME would go fine
Provided “engineers” and “scientists” DO NOT “opine”!!!

Painting MY “reflecting pool” BRIGHT BLUE will guarantee
Its “shallow surface” REFLECTS MINE…Who Cares if there may be
“Issues” lurking “underneath” “surface appearance” to
Eventually fill what’s inside with SLIMY GROSS GREEN GOO?
By the time inside “algae’s” grown into a PUTRID MAT
I’ll have found other “projects” to throw MY GENIUS at!!!

2 June 2026

‘Can’t Do Anything Right’: Trump Didn’t Listen, and Now He’s Paying the Price — Reflecting Pool Drama Explodes With New Setback That Could Shut It All Down. https://flip.it/kIET29

Monday, June 1, 2026

Party Safe

Building MY BALLROOM ALONE I’ve decided won’t do
When adding a DRONE PORT on top for a BILLION or “two”
More will ensure that every time RICH “friends” invited to
Attend BALLROOM EVENTS below can PARTY SAFE straight through
MISSILE ATTACKS launched at MY BALLROOM from ANYWHERE
Because DRONES launched from up top will SHOOT THEM DOWN in “mid air”!!!

Why build MY BALLROOM ONLY when for a few BILLION MORE
MY OLIGARCH “friends” will be SAFE once they enter the door
Where inside they will be able to PARTY SAFE EACH NIGHT
Because up top MY DRONE PORT DRONES hidden from “public” sight
Will ALWAYS BE PREPARED to at the first sign of ATTACK
Fly up from MY BALLROOM ROOF to ATTACK ATTACKS BACK!!!

While down below “invitees” PARTY SAFE night after night
Up above ATTACK DRONES standing ready to ignite
To intercept incoming THREATS both “foreign” and “domestic”
Will ensure all FESTIVITIES below remain protected
So if you’re RICH ENOUGH to be MY BALLROOM’S “invitee”
MY up top DRONE PORT will GUARANTEE your SECURITY!!!

1 June 2026

(Drone Port at the White House Ballroom Tweet) https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116669918375459254

Trump Defends Drone Port on Roof of “Ballroom,” Warns Judge Over Lawsuit: “We can no longer defend Washington, D.C., with rifles and pistols, alone”. https://flip.it/RgTMV1

Sunday, May 31, 2026

More Me!

Who needs a bunch of third-rate LOSER “artists” anyway?
MY “Great American State Fair” will be MORE THAN OK
Without “entertainers” because the GREATEST OF ALL
“Entertainer” has decided to on D.C.’s “Mall”
RANT and RAGE and THREATEN VENGEANCE continually
For HOURS and that TREMENDOUS “Entertainer” is ME!!!

Instead of “singing” and “dancing” and other STUPID STUFF
Performed on stage by TRAITORS with whom I’ll be getting ROUGH
For dropping out of the SPECTACLE I’d intended to
Use LOTS MORE “tax dollars” for to bring to MY CULT CREW
MY “Great American State Fair” a RALLY now will be
Which will THRILL all “attendees” there who’ll hear and see MORE ME!!!

Not only will MY “whiny” RANT MUCH BETTER “entertain”
MY MAGA CULT but they’ll also be PRIVILEGED to obtain
Another look at MY patented “double hand job” moves
Before, during, and after hearing MY “I WAS ROBBED!!!” groves!
Who says MY “Great American State Fair” will “fall apart”?
MY RANTS and “jerk-off moves” will make it A GREAT WORK OF ART!!!

31 May 2026

Trump to hold rally at “Great American State Fair” after artists back out. https://flip.it/fIPs0F

Trump says he’ll replace artists who backed out of concert. https://flip.it/YdPWZ8

Trump to headline “Great American State Fair” for national”s 250th anniversary after artists drop out. https://flip.it/aIW3yK

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Reflections

The FAILING New York Times has once again tried desperately
To increase its “readership” by LYING BLATANTLY!
It says that MY TREMENDOUS JOB at MY “reflecting pool”
I’m making “taxpayers” “pay” for is NOT GOOD as a rule!
The “Times” says it’s a “rush job” and the blue paint used is “cheap”
And if it’s ever “finished” it won’t last more than a week!!!

RIDICULOUS! The “paint” used is the FINEST QUALITY
I could find to get the HIGHEST PROFIT “kick-back” to ME!
And it is NOT a “rush job”…there’s still PLENTY OF TIME to
“Finish” it before MY 4th of July WRESTLING’s due!
And the “company” MY “no-bid contract” I awarded
Are “pool maintenance” EXPERTS as I to you have reported!!!

So VERY SOON MY “paint job” and “repairs” will fully cover
The bottom of MY “reflecting pool” one end to the other
And like the FINEST “swimming pools” all TRUMP RESORTS contain
Unlike the MESS Obama left “algae” it will restrain
From coming back so So What if “American Flag Blue”
Cannot “reflect” the “sky” or “clouds”?, MY EGO it shows you!!!

30 May 2026
Trump loses it over NYT's damning Reflecting Pool reporting. https://flip.it/jpXfwy

Friday, May 29, 2026

Restorative Preparations

I’m NOT “falling asleep” at meetings! I’m resting MY eyes
By blinking them for SECONDS ONLY so why criticize
ME doing what EVERY LIB “announcer” on TV
Does to rest their eyes like ME but they do CONSTANTLY
During the time they broadcast LIES about GREAT things I do
While MY “eye blinks” last ONLY AT MOST “one” hour or “two”!!! 

I’m NOT “nodding off” during meetings, I’m REMAINING SHARP
By taking “eye-blink” “breaks” while toadies on BORING THINGS harp
It hardly matters if I hear what they’re saying or not
When they’re not GUSHING PRAISE FOR ME the rest they say is ROT
The “price of gas”?…So What? Who Cares how “high” it has become
Since MY WAR against rag-heads in “Iran” I had begun???

I’m NOT “fuzzing out” at meetings while BORING THINGS are said!
I’m IGNORING them to rest MY GENIUS instead
“Eye-blinks” prepare MY Brane to much more BRILLIANTLY relate
The TRUTH about what LOSERS “think” is happening that AIN’T
So LEAVE ME BE during every prolonged “eye-blink” I take
And if MY eyes open again INSIGHTS MY Brane will make!!!

29 May 2026

‘This Is What Desperation Looks Like’: A Medical Doctor Dared to Open His Mouth About Trump’s Health and the White House Response Left the Internet Watching a Meltdown in Real Time. https://flip.it/zyPwYn

Thursday, May 28, 2026

Because I Can

Of Course I’ve THREATENED to “blow up” U.S. “ally” “Oman”!
I THREATEN EVERYBODY simply just BECAUSE I CAN!
It doesn’t matter to ME if they’re an “ally” or not
It’s MY POWER TO THREATEN that strokes MY “ego” A LOT!
MY THREATS prove I’m ALL POWERFUL just like that “All Mighty
God” who out of everyone on Earth has CHOSEN ME!!!

I don’t “know” where “Oman” is nor what “oil” role they play
But they told ME they’re MUSLM! so I THREATENED them, OK?
Because THREATENING’s what I do to “friend” and “foe” alike
No matter what someone does for ME they will take a hike
Under the bus eventually if they “work” for ME or 
If they’re some shit-hole “country” THREATS AGAINST THEM from ME pour!!!

So why so much “concern” about ME THREATENING to “blow
Up” shit-hole MUSLM “Oman” because ships still cannot go
Through the “Straight of Whoremuse” or whatever that “straight’s” called
For which they tell ME “Oman’s” holding some “card”?…I’m APALLED
If that is so that shit-hole hasn’t “played” that “card” FOR ME
Which if they don’t SOON BOMBS will replace THREATS EXPLOSIVELY!!!

28 May 2026

Why has Trump threatened to “blow up” U.S. ally Oman? https://flip.it/x5d8D-

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

The New Standard

As All Know I am PERFECT in both “body” and in “brane”
So what MY FOES are saying about MY HEALTH is INSANE!
There’s NO “truth” to their “implications” I’m “falling apart”
Just because my “hands” appear as stinky as each fart
My diaper-covered ass emits and below it MY ankles
Spill out like jello-filled balloons due to something called “cankles”!!!

So Many Have Told Me NO ONE looks HEALTHIER than ME
When I’m compared to “NFL stars” they easily see
We look EXACTLY ALIKE from both the “front” and the “back”
“Physically” except “skin-wise’ (those jigaboos are BLACK!)
From “shoulders” down to “feet” their “tapered” bodies STRENGTHS disperse
Exactly like MINE DOES (except MINE “tapers” in reverse)!!!

Many Have Said PERFECT HEALTH is the new “standard” I
Have set by which ALL future PRESIDENTS will be judged by!
I pity the poor fools, not one of them will ever be
Anywhere near as HEALTHY as I WILL ALWAYS be
For UNCOUNTED “terms” to come due to TREMENDOUS “genes”
That won’t simply “extend” MY HEALTH but RAISE IT TO EXTREMES!!!

27 May 2026

Trumpworld Erupts in Fury as Coverage of His Health Takes Brutal Turn. https://flip.it/dcWocg

Trump’s Body Gets Humiliating Side-by-Side Reality Check. https://flip.it/7mDDU0

Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Toll Terms

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! MY “ceasefire” is too!
So BOMBING “Iran” neither of which is likely to skew
Away from a “peaceful conclusion” waiting ‘round the bend
Despite “renewed hostilities” I did to them append
Yesterday to MY “instinct” to RENEW BOMBING please
To FORCE RAG HEADS to “sue” for PEACE upon their BENDED KNEES!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! Its END is “drawing nigh”!
PEACE will arrive SOON thanks to BOMBS I have again let fly
To pound “Iran” BACK TO THE STONE AGE where they’ll have to “sue”
For PEACE provided someone survives once MY BOMBS are through
RAINING DESTRUCTION DOWN upon their shit-hole “country” where
They’ve DEFIANTLY REFUSED to give ME a “toll” share!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! PEACE is “well within sight”!
As long as I keep BOMBING “Iran” with EXPLOSIVE MIGHT
They VERY SOON MUST accept every PEACE “term” I propose
Provided someone’s left to whom I can those “terms” disclose
And if NO ONE survives that would be even better yet
Because then I won’t have to “share” the “tolls” MY “terms” will get!!

26 May 2026

US strikes Iran again: What we know, and is the ceasefire over? https://flip.it/frYOlX

More Iran war? There goes the neighborhood, and global economy. https://flip.it/b9KTvN

Monday, May 25, 2026

Ever Lower

Let’s return to Mike Johnson upon whom I depend
To as “complicit “ TOADIES go deeper than most can bend
Down to kiss MY diaper-covered ass by slavishly
PRAISING things I’ve done “Obama” did “better” than ME
Without mentioning Barrack HUSSEIN to make MAGAS think
ONLY I ALONE could do what he to do would STINK!!!

When that shrimp Mike Johnson became “Speaker of the House”
Because the guy who filled that role before him was a louse
And the next guy I wanted after they kicked the louse out
Couldn’t get the “votes” needed, not even thereabout
They “compromised” on Johnson which at first did NOT PLEASE ME
Because he’s SUCH A DICK but WHAT A TOAD he’s proved to be!!!

The “tweet” Johnson just “tweeted” out to upon ME heap PRAISE 
For MY “negotiation” SKILL that “Iran” does AMAZE 
And his belief that ONLY I have the “ability”
To “negotiate” the MESS Joe Biden left to ME
May “twist” the “truth” a bit but as “gaslighting” clearly shows
That KISSING MY ASS EVER LOWER is where Johnson goes!!!

So here’s to Mike, whose latest “tweet” about MY SKILL exposes
That when it comes ASS-KISSING his “gaslighting” discloses
His willingness to place himself “behind” MY bulbous “rear”
Where EVER LOWER he’ll keep kissing MY “posterior”!
Of course eventually I’ll throw him under the bus too
But for now “gaslit” “negotiation” SKILL from him will do!!!

25 May 2026

Mike Johnson tweets only Trump could get Iran to negotiate: The Internet gives him a history lesson. https://flip.it/EdChkF

Sunday, May 24, 2026

The Real Reason

I’d really like to get LOTS MORE “Norwegians” moving to
MY Country or at least more than the NONE now coming through
Despite MY “immigration policy” I have “designed”
To WELCOME WHITE-SKINNED “immigrants” and leave NON-WHITES behind!
Oh Well! For now I’m fine with where MY “policy” has led
To WELCOMING 10,000 WHITE “South Africans” instead!!!

MY “immigration policy” (why ask a “bigot” why?)
I have designed to guarantee WHITES ONLY need apply
Who if their “skin tone’s” WHITE ENOUGH will get in without fail
Despite whatever “crimes” committed and time spent in jail!
As long as they PLEDGE LOYALTY TO ME when they arrive
MY “policy” will WELCOME THEM into MY MAGA HIVE!!!

This “poem” reveals the REAL reason why I WANT MORE WHITES HERE
From “countries” like “South Africa” (NOT “Norway” though, I fear)
I NEED THEM to “swell the ranks” of MY ANGRY MAGA MOB
I’ll SOON be “inciting” again to finish the “coup” job
They blew before - for adding MORE WHITES WELCOMED IN will swell
The MASS I can (wink nod) “suggest” could BLOW LIBTARDS TO HELL!!!

24 May 2026

Trump Admin Continues ‘White Only’ Immigration Policy By Welcoming 10K More White South Africans. https://flip.it/PUBP4S