Albatross Elimination

If “New York City” chooses to elect a ***!!!COMMUNIST!!!***

As “mayor” I’ll ***!!!DEMAND!!!*** it be struck off ***!!!MY COUNTRY’S!!!*** list!

The city and the state it’s in I will ***!!!KICK OUT!!!*** “post haste”

For electing a ***!!!COMMUNIST MUSLIM!!!*** disgrace!

I’m not just making one more “threat” I’ll break like all before!

I’m ***!!!SERIOUS!!!*** this time, even if it starts ***!!!CIVIL WAR!!!*** !!!

No longer will that ***!!!LIBERAL DUMP!!!*** and blue state it’s in

Remain within the country dumb enough to let ME spin

MY “lies” not once but ***!!!TWO TIMES!!!*** to ***!!!DESTROY!!!*** “democracy”

By turning the place into a ***!!!CASH COW!!!*** that’s making ME

And all MY fellow ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!*** much ***!!!RICHER!!!*** than before

MY ***!!!BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!!!*** slammed shut each “social program’s” door!!!

Who needs a “albatross” like “New York” hung around the neck

Of the “corrupt administration” MY goal’s to protect

So it can keep protecting ME and MY ***!!!OLIGARCH!!!*** crew

As we accumulate ***!!!WEALTH!!!*** we ***!!RICH!!!*** are ***!!!ENTITLED!!!*** to

So ***!!!SCREW YOU!!!*** “New York City” and ***!!!SCREW YOU TOO!!!*** “New York State”

From ***!!!MY COUNTRY!!!*** henceforth you both I’ll ***ELIMINATE!!!*** !!!

3 July 2025

Trump escalates attacks on Zohram Mamdani. https://flip.it/0vCzfi

Trump ramps up his attacks on NYC’s Zohram Mamdani as GOP seizes on new foe. https://flip.it/w-ONfj

Zohran Mamdani Laid Out The Real Reason He Thinks Trump Is Attacking Him. https://flip.it/ig0G68

Dumbing Down

An “educated population” is NOT being sought

By ME during MY overturn of “democracy’s” shot

That thanks to MY “controlled” Supreme Court, House, and Senate too

Is proceeding nicely to ***!!!DICTATORSHIP!!!*** pursue

So as part of the ***!!!NEW ORDER!!!*** MY ***!!!TYRANNY!!!*** has brought

All things that “educate” the “population” have to ***!!!ROT!!!*** !!!

I can’t afford an “educated population” that

Can recognize ***!!!BULLSHIT AND LIES!!!*** at the drop of a hat!

Once you start “educating” kids they start to “question” you

And answering “questions” no ***!!!TYRANT!!!*** can afford to do!

So to begin to end MY country’s “education” role

$6.8 ***!!!BILLION!!!*** “frozen” K-12 funds is ***!!!MY BILL’S!!!*** goal!!!

Cutting off the “educated public” at it’s source

By “freezing” funding to “schools” holds MY ***!!!TYRANNY!!!*** on course

By “dumbing down” all levels of kids now attending “school”

By replacing “science textbooks” with ***!!!BIBLICAL RULE!!!***

For which I don’t “freeze” any funds in MY ***!!!BILL!!!*** that does more

To ***!!!RELIGIOUSLY!!!*** dumb kids down lower than before!!!

2 July 2025

Trump Admin Freezes $6.8 Billion in K-12 Education Funds nationwide, $811M in California. https://flip.it/bz6EJH

MY Great Big Beautiful Bill !!!

The entire point of ***!!!MY GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!!!***
Is to ***!!!PROJECT 2025!!!*** I’ve NOT heard of fulfill!

So hidden deep in ***!!!MY BILL’S!!!**  one thousand pages or more
Are things that once they become “laws” will make “poor” MAGAs sore!!!

The majority of people on “Medicaid” are

MAGAs who’ll lose “medical insurance” that is far

Cheaper than what it will cost them once ***!!!MY BILL!!!*** has passed

And they’ve lost all med “benefits” under Dems they amassed!!!

But taking “Medicaid” away from ***!!!16 MILLION!!!*** is

Just one of the more “obvious” ways ***!!!MY BILL!!!*** gives the biz

To Red State MAGAs who believed when they voted for ME

I’d see them as “friends” rather than as ***!!!DUMB SUCKERS!!!*** I see!!!

Bills for doctor visits will start landing at their door

And lack of school lunch programs will make their kids’ stomachs sore

And many “hidden” things ***!!!MY BILL!!!*** from them will take away

Once passed by “senators” who had ***!!!NO CLUE!!!*** what it did say!!!

Once I “sign” ***!!!MY BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!!!*** all there within

Becomes “laws” MAGA senators try desperately to spin

As things that “benefit” voters from whom they took away

Everything Dems gave them that ***!!!MY BILL!!!***  by “law” did slay!!!

Once “senators” I’ve threatened with “primarying” come through

And pass ***!!!MY GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL!!!*** who cares what they do

To “justify” Dem “social programs” ***!!!MY BILL!!!*** takes away

So ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!*** can ***!!!BIGGER YACHTS!!*** with ***!!!TAX BREAKS!!! 

*** it brings pay???

1 July 2025

GOP senators shocked by what’s in their bill: ‘Don’t know where it came from’. https://flip.it/2-.eEk

Ugly As Hell

I’ve been complaining about “renewable energy”

Since down MY golden escalator the whole world saw ME

Descend straight into “politics” from which I’ve never left

Even during four long years in which all were bereft

Of MY ***!!!STABLE GENIUS!!!*** which has returned to fend

Off ***!!!BIDEN’S!!*** “policies” on “energies” I’m going to ***!!!END!!!*** !!!

There’s ***!!!NO SUCH THING!!!*** as “energy renewability”

That’s not ***!!!UGLY AS HELL!!!*** to vast profitability

Of “clean” ***!!!COAL, NUCLEAR, & GAS!!!*** company ***!!!OLIGARCHS!!!***

Who as primary ***!!!DONORS!!!*** to ME have long played their parts

And in return expect ME to ***!!!FIGHT!!!*** “tooth and nail” against

“Renewable energies” that get their ***!!!PROFITS!!!*** dispensed!!!

So I’ve had to find “theories” to keep “renewables” down

Because those kinds of “energies” ***!!!RICH OLIGARCHS!!!*** have found

To be ***!!!DISRUPTIVE!!!*** to “polluting energies” they make

***!!!BILLIONS!!!*** from which through ***!!!DONATIONS!!!*** I receive MY take!

Thus MAGA “ideology” makes ***!!!BULLSHIT!!!*** “theories” thrive

About ***!!!BIRDS!!!*** and ***!!!WHALES!!!*** that “renewables” make ***!!!UNALIVE!!!*** !!!

30 June 2025

‘Ugly As Hell’: Trump Revives 1 of His Longest-Running Feuds. https://flip.it/plcDOe

War on Renewable Energy: MAGA Ideology Over Economics. https://flip.it/zL4cxr

Threat Removal

Demoncrats are ***!!!EVIL!!! They’re ***!!!CORRUPT!!!*** in ***!!!MANY WAYS!!!***

“Policywise” their ***!!!INCOMPETENT!!!*** so out-of-phase

Attempts to stop ***!!!MY MAGA TIDE!!!*** from turning back the clock

To when ***!!!ENTITLED RICH WHITE MEN!!!*** enjoyed their right to mock

Niggers wops greasers chinks japs ragheads and women who

Dared think they had a ghost of a chance to themselves unscrew!!!

Demoncrats ***!!!HATE AMERICA!!!*** They want to ***!!!BURN IT DOWN!!!***

And dance in smoldering ash piles scattered all around

But MY ***!!!WHITE MAGA PATRIOTS!!!*** are working hard to stop

That from occurring by ensuring I on ***!!!TRAITORS!!!*** drop

Every “derogatory term” down on them I’ve been told

“Means” they’re ***!!!BAD PEOPLE!!!*** MY “duty’s” to ***!!!REMOVE FROM THE FOLD!!!*** !!!

How will I ***!!!REMOVE THEM!!!*** you ask? I’ll start by ID-ing

All who do not look like what in MY mirrors I’m seeing!

Be they brown or black or red or yellow they’ll all be

***!!!DETAINED!!!*** ***!!! QUESTIONED!!!*** and ***!!!ARRESTED!!!*** 

“expeditiously “

Which they tell ME means “very quickly” which is how I will

Contain ***!!!EVIL THREATS!!!*** they pose to ***!!!ORDER!!!*** I will instill!!!

For now I’ll keep ***!!!DEPORTING!!!*** them to distant shit-holes where

They’re “disappeared” without ME nor one MAGA who could care

But paying to use shit-hole “prisons” is costing a lot

That could be put to better use within MY ***!!!TAX BREAK!!!*** pot!

So ultimately I’ll simply ***!!!ORDER THEM TO BE SHOT!!!***

Because ***!!!BULLETS!!!*** cost lots less and of them I’ve got a lot!!!

29 June 2025

‘Great power’: Trump explains what GOP lawmakers learn from Dems. https://flip.it/D3Y0Zl

EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!

Once again ***FAKE POLLS!!!*** are ***!!!LYING!!!*** “through their teeth”, OK?

***!!!EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!*** no matter what **!!!FAKE POLLS!!!*** say!

Since ***!!!OBLITERATING!!!*** “Iran” I have never been

More ***!!!POPULAR!!!*** than since MY first reign as ***!!!KING!!!*** did begin!!!

It is ***!!!TOTALLY FAKE NEWS!!!*** to “believe” what “FAKE POLLS” say!

***!!!EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!*** as they’ve done since MY first day!

All ***!!!FAKE POLLS!!!*** that DON’T say ***!!!I AM LOVED UNIVERSALLY!!!***

Are ***!!!TOTAL LIE!!! components of ***!!!EVIL CONSPIRACY!!!***!!!

***!!!EVERYBODY LOVES ME!!!***, that’s MY ***!!!TOTAL BOTTOM LINE!!!***

And ***!!!EVIL POLLS!!*** that say ***!!!IT’S NOT TRUE!!!*** are ***!!!TOTALLY LYIN’!!!***

There’s no such thing as “disapproval” when it comes to ME!

I’m the ***!!!MOST APPROVED OF KING EVER!!!*** in ***!!!ALL HISTORY!!!***!!!

So besides everybody whose skin is not ***!!!LILY WHITE!!!***

An all those who did not from the “Mayflower” first alight

MY ICE Goons I will order to ***!!!ID, SEEK, FIND, ARREST

AND EXECUTE!!!*** all “pollsters” whose ***FAKE POLLS*** don’t ***PROVE I’M BEST”!!!

28 June 2025

Poll: Trump disapproval rises, majority say U.S. headed in wrong direction. https://flip.it/Mck_g

Donald Trump Approval Rating Falls To All Time Low. https://flip.it/tcyyzw

Blameless Mess

I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** but even I can see
He “learned” important things during the time he “worked” for ME
And of all the things he learned the most important was
To put all ***!!!BLAME!!!*** for “your” own screw-ups on ***!!!OTHERS!!!*** because
If you “accept” that ***!!!BLAME!!!*** yourself you’ll be perceived as ***!!!WEAK!!!***
And once that perception pervades you’ll never it un-tweak!!!

I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** but give him “credit” for

Learning from ME how to keep ***!!!BLAME!!!*** off his screw-up score

By ***!!!ALWAYS BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE!!!*** for anything he’d done

That did not work out as intended which is why the dumb

Jerk just fired “Tesla’s” head of manufacturin’

For ***!!!TOTAL BRAND DESTRUCTION!!!*** attributable to him!!!

And so although I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** I’ll say

He obviously “learned” from ME how to turn ***!!!BLAME!!!*** away

From him no matter what the ***!!!MESS!!!*** he himself had created

Which in this case he ***!!!BLAMED!!!*** on someone who’s somewhat related

To the “result” of the ***!!!LOW SALES MESS!!!*** when he “worked” for ME

He brought about by being ***!!!HATED!!!*** universally!!!

27 June 2025

Tesla head of manufacturing Omead Afshar fired by Elon Musk. https://flip.it/Q3LIpe

Total Obliteration Score

I am ***!!!SO VERY ANGRY!!!*** I’m “besides MYSELF” with ***!!!RAGE!!!*** 

About ***!!!LEAKS!!!*** that ***!!!OBLITERATION!!!*** MY ***!!!RAID!!!*** “failed” to stage!

“Iran’s” “capacity” for ***!!!NUKES!!!*** I have ***!!!TOTALLY FINISHED!!!***

And MY ***!!!VICTORY LAP!!!*** I’ll NOT let by ***!!!LEAKS!!!*** be diminished!

“Defense assessments” contrary to MINE are ***!!!TOTAL SHIT!!!***

When I say I ***!!!DESTROYED!!!*** “Iran” that is the ***!!!END OF IT!!!*** !!!

No one has ever been as ***!!!VERY ANGRY AS I AM!!!***

About ***!!TOTAL OBLITERATION!!!*** from MY ***!!!ATTACK PLAN!!!***

NOT being believed exactly as gleefully ***!!!PROCLAIMED!!!***

By ME because some ***!!!LEAKED!!!*** “defense assessment” has since claimed

That the ***!!!GREAT VICTORY LAP!!!*** I took was “premature”

Because of what I ***!!!DESTROYED!!!*** in “Iran” “we can’t be sure”!!!

But thanks to MY ***!!!TREMENDOUS GENES!!!*** each new level I “feel”

Of  ***!!!RAGE!!!*** is never high enough to anywhere near steal

MY “life” from ME “eternally”, it’s ***!!!CONSTANT ANGER!!!*** that

***!!!KEEPS ME ALIVE!!!*** and ready to “at the drop of a hat”

Get ***!!!EVEN ANGRIER!!!*** than I have ***!!!EVER BEEN BEFORE!!!***

When ***!!!LEAKED LIES!!!*** “question” MY ***!!!TOTAL OBLITERATION SCORE!!!*** !!!

26 June 2025

Don The Con Is So Angry, He’s Censoring Intel Briefings To Congress. https://flip.it/3gcuKO

Supreme Leader Trolls Trump by Backing the CNN Intel Lead Driving Him Nuts. https://flip.it/r5ETtn

“President this rattled”: Trump reportedly “spooked by bombshell leak”. https://flip.it/zQZjg1

Mission Accomplished

How dare they call MY ***!!!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!*** boast “premature”?

MY ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** ***TOTALLY DESTROYED!!!*** “Iran” for sure!

All “defense analysis reports” to the contrary

Are ***!!!FALSE!!!***, they’re all ***!!!CONSPIRACIES!!!*** to make ME seem less scary

Instead of a Mucho Macho ***!!!COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!***

Able to rain ***!!!DEATH!!!*** down on “Iran” without relief!!!

How dare they say of MY ***!!!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!*** “Not So Fast”?

The “Peace Through Strength” ***!!!WAR!!!*** I began is OVER first to last!

Thus I DECREE SO IT MUST BE!!!, that’s how it “works” when ***!!!KINGS!!!***

Say something IS and thus from it all “contradiction” flings!

I therefore REJECT all contrary “defense reports” that

MY ***!!!BUNKER-BUSTING BOMBS!!!*** have NOT ***!!!COMPLETE SUCCESS!!!*** begat!!!

How dare they claim it is “insane” to think MY ***!!!MISSION!!!*** done

When it to ME has OBVIOUSLY gained the TOTAL SUM

Of the “sole “goal” I set for it through ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** I

Sent aloft despite their cost to cause “Iran” to ***!!!DIE!!!***???

MY goal was to refocus wandering ***!!!HEADLINES!!!*** on ME

So “World War III” it may begin was “peripherally”!!!

25 June 2025

Trump wants to declare “Mission Accomplished” on Iran. Not so fast. https://flip.it/81xDs-

Why Americas giant bunker-busting bombs may have failed to miss their target. https://flip.it/fK_xYi

“Peace Through Strength”

MY ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** and MY ***!!!NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!*** are BOTH in doubt
Because “They don’t know what the FUCK they are doing” about
Ending the ***!!!WAR!!!*** that I began to prove how ***!!!PEACEFULLY!!!***
I by ***!!!BOMBING THE HELL OUT OF IRAN!!!*** could make ***!!!PEACE!!!*** be!
How dare two pip-squeak so-called “nations” threaten MY ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!***
I’ll ***!!!NUKE THEM BOTH TO RUBBLE!!!*** if they do not “compromise”!!!

“Peace Through Strength” is the “term” that I just invented to

Give MY ***!!!SNEAK ATTACKS!!!*** with ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** their just due!

They paved the way for ME to MY deserved ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!*** obtain

By through ***!!!FIRST STRIKE CAPACITY!!!*** lasting ***!!!PEACE!!!*** through ***STRENGTH!!!*** gain!

But if both sides in the “conflict” know not “what the FUCK they

Are doing” it will threaten to take MY ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!*** away!!!

So because neither side knows what the FUCK ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** means

I’ll ***!!!FORCE IT ON THEM!!!*** to protect MY ***!!!NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!!!*** dreams

By exercising MY black sharpie pen to deploy more

***!!!ATTACKS!!!*** until through ***!!!STRENGTH!!!*** I’ve achieved ***!!!PEACE!!!*** through a ***!!!WORLD WAR***!!!

Through enough ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** to make ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** apply

MY “Peace Through Strength” approach ensures MY ***!!!PRIZE!!!*** they CAN’T deny!!!

24 June 2025

Trump, 79, Explodes in F-Word Meltdown after His Ceasefire Unravels. https://flip.it/xBQDiY

Trump says Israel-Iran Ceasefire is in effect after deal initially faltered. https://flip.it/ShzYuS

GOP lawmakers: Trump ceasefire a sign of “Peace through Strength”. https://flip.it/.T0vIJ

Trump Invented What? Karoline Leavitt Gets Schooled for Bizarre Historical Claim. https://flip.it/LLp9Sp

Team Trump keeps taking credit for coming up with phrases that already existed. https://flip.it/aSShyW