Really Hard

It’s REALLY HARD to be MY LOYAL “Press Secretary”
To DEFEND and PROTECT ME no matter what “mess” you see
Because YOU CAN’T BLAME ME FOR IT no matter what I did
Or said or posted that made ME look like I’d “flipped MY lid”
Despite it being “obvious” I ALONE made the “mess”
BLAME SOMEONE ELSE while saying working for ME does you BLESS!!!

It’s REALLY HARD when you’re the next “spokesperson” I’ve employed

To CONDEMN EVERYTHING EACH DAY that’s gotten ME annoyed!

Although you’re the the next BLONDE in MY long line of BIMBOS you

Will find your “looks” won’t help you much when EVERY DAY I “screw”

Another “avoidable fiasco” into its place

Which leaves yet MORE egg slathered over your BLONDE BIMBO face!!!

It’s REALLY HARD to DEFEND ME no matter what I’ve done

And will keep doing until off into the setting sun

I ride away with ALL MY BILLIONS I as PRESIDENT

Conned out of STUPID MAGAS and STOCK MARKET “trades” that bent

“Investments” in MY favor thanks to thing I said or did

It’s just become your “job” to upon which keep a firm lid!!!

It’s REALLY HARD to do your “job” in ways I WILL DEMAND

You to to STOP each new “fiasco” from getting out of hand

If you can’t DEFEND ME “consistently” no matter what

I did, am doing, or will do although you’re the next slut

Announced as MY “Press Secretary” LOTS MORE BLONDES await

Their chance once you’re GONE to be BLESSED with a similar fate!!!

14 October 2026

Internet can’t stop laughing at White House press secretary’s short and awkward briefing: ‘Is this a hostage video’. https://flip.it/2rK9Ys 

JIMMY KIMMEL TAKES AIM AT TRUMP’S NEW PRESS SECRETARY: ‘HER READING IS GOOD FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD’. https://flip.it/LG8opm

All Too Small

So What if several “tiers” of “chairs” at MY RALLIES look “empty”?

In every case BILLIONS are waiting outside to see ME

But the DUM “halls” in which I “speak” are ALL TOO SMALL to hold

VAST MULTITUDES waiting in line to enter to behold

ME WHINE and SCREAM at what and who the latest is to PISS

ME OFF and since ALL halls are TOO SMALL MANY MY “rants” MISS!!!

To “seat” the BILLIONS of MY FANS now waiting patiently

In lines that stretch for MANY MILES to get in to see

ME the “venues” I require no current “hall” can meet

So MY GENIUS Brane came up with a “plan” NONE CAN BEAT

Which is to use those DATA CENTERS SO LARGE by “dimension”

To seat the MULTITUDES who come to MY “rants” pay attention!!!

OK…OK…I guess I get it… someday “we” may need

The MOST “advanced” S.I. there is to make “Chinese” chinks bleed

And to make them “throw in the towel” in the S.I. RACE “we”

“HAVE GOT TO WIN!” or so “advisors” have been telling ME

But that “contest” will take MORE “years” than I’m willing to wait

To WIN while right now ALL MIDTERMS sit squarely on MY plate!!!

ALL DATA CENTERS fully built and ALL now underway

Instead of filling them with S.I. stuff later I say

Since MY NEED’s MORE IMMEDIATE than RACING chink “Chinese”

To “win” the S.I. “crown” they should (as EVERYONE AGREES)

Be FULLY FILLED with “folding chairs” so when BILLIONS are waiting

To SEE ME they no longer “stand in line” anticipating!!!

13 October 2026

Trump Brags About Crowds ‘Already Waiting in Line,’ Then the Cameras Catch the One Thing He Hoped Nobody Would See. https://flip.it/58UUKH

Obsessive Renaming

I have RENAMED a “gulf” and I’ve RENAMED a big “lake” too
So now a MIGHTY “river” and at least “one” “ocean’s” due
To be RENAMED by ME to complete MY “water - based” set
Of  “wet” things that henceforth will bear TRUMP NAMES from ME they get
Because OBSESSIVE RENAMING is lately what I do
To take MY “mind” off “fiascos” and yours off EPSTEIN too!!!

Once I’ve RENAMED one or two “oceans” and a MIGHTY “river”

I’ll turn MY face towards the “sky” to up in it deliver

A “complete set” of yet another “element” to be

Made to contain MY GIVEN “names” throughout “eternity”!

But HEY!…Why  “limit” “air - based” RENAMED things like MY “wet” set

When BILLIONS of things “overhead” await TRUMP NAMES I bet!!!

There’s “clouds” and “winds” that need TRUMP NAMES in the “near” “atmosphere”

But HIGHER UP and FARTHER OUT than those I plan to steer

MY OBSESSIVE RENAMING - just consider if you will

EVERY “planet” and EVERY “star” there waiting to fulfill

Their GREAT RENAMING DESTINY that sends TRUMP NAMES their way

To make those names I’ve bless them with fill the “Milky TRUMP Way”!!!

Before MY “sky” I guess I’d better finish MY RENAMING

Of “earth - based” things around D.C. to which TRUMP NAMES will cling

But after EVERY “monument” and “building” I’ve RENAMED

In “Washington” (soon “TRUMP CITY”) you won’t find ME “restrained”

From RENAMING EACH “planet” “TRUMP” and BILLIONS of “stars” too

In “hopes” OBSESSIVE RENAMING “distracts” EPSTEIN from you!!!

12 October 2026

Trump’s Obsession With Renaming Everything Just Reached Another Bonkers New Height. https://flip.it/JkKtFK

Latest Enemy

If you call it “artificial” you’re MY ENEMY
Unlike fine MAGAS who remain SO LOYAL UNTO ME
By accepting it’s called “SUPER” now since I SAY SO
To give it’s former “artificial” name a big heave-ho!

I say SUPER INTELLIGENCE and you’d best say it to
If you have any idea at all what is good for you!!!

If you keep calling it “A.I.” then as MY ENEMY

MY ICE GOONS I’ll send VERY SOON to your locality

To I.D. YOU, DETAIN YOU, ARREST YOU, and SHOOT YOU TOO

Because you won’t call it “S.I.” like I DEMAND YOU DO

Which makes you the WORST KIND OF ENEMY I’ve currently

Come up with to “distract” you from what EPSTEIN was to ME!!!

If you don’t call it “S.I.” you WON’T find your ass in jail

Because you’ll be DEAD for wanting “A.I.” to still prevail!

I say it MUST be called “S.I.” which thus makes you to ME

A targeted example of the LATEST ENEMY 

I have to date created and you thus will so remain

Until the next I create to “thoughts” of those FILES restrain!!!

11 October 2026

Trump claims saying ‘AI’ instead of ‘super intelligence’ makes you the ‘enemy’ – people aren’t having it. https://flip.it/T6SUoj

Blood Spectacles

The STAIN “Norway” spread on the world’s “indelible”, OK?
It’s the WORST STAIN history has encountered, many say!
The DUM so-called “committee” that awarded MY PEACE PRIZE
To some NOBODY deserves bullets right between the eyes!
Hey…that’s a GREAT “idea”! I’ll tell MACHO MAN PETE to see
That “committee’s” EXECUTION displayed  PUBLICLY!!!

I guess I’ll have to “invade” “Norway” before PETE can kill

“Nobel Committee Members” in a way that MAGAS thrill

But “invasion” is EASY as I proved in “Venezuela”

Where MY STRIKE FORCE I TRAINED MYSELF proved MY “training” can’t fail ya!

So why not just send MY STRIKE FORCE to “Norway” I despise

To locate those “Committee Members” and TAKE THEM ALIVE???

To WREAK VENGEANCE on “Norway” and MY STOLEN PEACE PRIZE I

Will ORDER Whiskey PETE to MY STRIKE FORCE to “northward” fly

To grab “Nobel Committee BASTARDS” wherever they be

And bring them all back ALIVE to ME IMMEDIATELY

Where from on stage like I with MY WRESTLING MATCH did before

“Livestream” to MY DEAR MAGAS “blood spectacles” they adore!!!

Imagine the DELIGHT all LOYAL MAGAS realize

Watching MULTIPLE EXECUTIONS right before their eyes!

Ignore a few random “complaints” MY ENEMIES put out

That PUBLIC EXECUTIONS are “not” what “we’re all about”

In “two” more “years” I’ll make MY Country the BEST PLACE to see

PUBLIC EXECUTIONS of ALL WHO DARE OPPOSE ME!!!

Hey Wait…why KILL ONLY MY FOES? Why not IMMIGRANTS too?

I’d save LOTS of “time” and MONEY if I let MY ICE crew

Use all those “body cams” they wear they’ve currently turned off

To “livestream” EXECUTIONS of those who so much as cough

At them from faces whose “skin tone” is nowhere near SNOW WHITE

Whose “livestream” EXECUTIONS will fill MAGAS with delight!!!

10 October 2026

Trump says Nobel committee not awarding him the peace prize leaves ‘indelible stain’ on Norway. https://flip.it/Iiex05

'No one ever heard of her': Trump goes off on petty rant after Nobel Peace Prize snub. https://flip.it/zRqo18

Pete Hegseth Likes Killing And Wants You To Like It Too. https://flip.it/OY6uhG

Hesgeth, Trump Order Snuff Video to be Livestreamed. https://flip.it/B9Qmhi

Very Simple

Whatever RED “state” you live in you’ll have no fear at all
That if and when “DISASTER” has your back against the wall
FEMA will speed straight to you with DISASTER RELIEF
To make sure LOYAL “states” like yours won’t suffer prolonged grief!
The fact your “state” VOTED FOR ME is all the “proof” I need
That you deserve FEMA RESPONSE at record-breaking speed!!!

Whatever BLUE “state” you live in if you get HIT HARD by

Some NATURAL DISASTER your DUM “state” NEED NOT APPLY

For FEMA FUNDING to “relieve” the “weather” MESS you’re in

Since your “state” DIDN’T VOTE FOR ME and there’s NO GREATER SIN

Than PROVING YOUR DISLOYALTY by withholding MY VOTE

Just like “relief” I’ll withhold each time “weather” grips your throat!!!

It’s really very simple: EVERY RED “state” is OK!

When DISASTER strikes FEMA RELIEF is on the way!

It’s also very simple: EACH BLUE “state” NEED NOT APPLY

When DISASTER strikes because I’m A VINDICTIVE GUY

Who NEVER “forgets” ANY “state” that VOTED AGAINST ME

Like “Illinois” which once again FEMA RELIEF won’t see!!!

9 October 2026

Trump administration denies Illinois’ request for disaster relief — again. https://flip.it/PaSyNR

Gaslit Clarity

Of Course I would not ever let Iran “destroy” L.A.
Or San Diego either (‘though what a “small price to pay”
If Iran used its missiles to wipe them BOTH off the map
And leave behind two “sanitized” pieces of LIBERAL CRAP)
COME ON! I was just JOKING about their ANNIHILATION
Being something adding “little” cost to the “equation”!!!

Of Course MY “job” as PRESIDENT is to “protect and serve”

All “cities” in MY Country, even those who have the nerve

To DEFY ME CONTINUALLY! (that “small price”, OK?,

Would be much more than worth it if they BOTH got BLOWN AWAY

But that is something they say I said that’s “backfired” so

I’ll “try to clarify” it in the beam of gaslight’s glow!!!

Of Course I would “prefer” ALL “cities” to be MAGA RED

So all BLUE LIBTARD ones I’d MUCH “prefer” to be made DEAD!

But that Of Course does not mean I’d “encourage” “Iran” to

Remove some DUM WOKE “cities” by dropping a bomb or two!

Despite what MY FOES “think” I “care” about L.A. and San

Diego (well…not “really”, but “gaslight” for now I’ll fan)!!!

8 October 2026

Trump tries to clarify Iran remarks about Los Angeles and San Diego. https://flip.it/CSqZzf

Get A Grip!

“Imagine” if you will a FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME!

“U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMPS” as far as your eyes can see!

EVERY “ship” NAMED AFTER ME, EACH “big” one and ALL “small”

Displaying MY TREMENDOUS NAME in “letters” 10 feet tall

Both on their “bows” and on their “sterns” where they apparently

“Write” each “ship’s” name so from now on MY GREAT NAME there will be!!!

Of course because SO MANY “ships” will be named “DONALD TRUMP”

“Numbers” will have to be used on every “ship’s” back rump

And on their pointy ends up front to make it plain to see

Which “U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMP” each “numbered” one will be

Starting with “DONALD J. TRUMP” with a “1” behind it

And stretching to “infinity” to make ALL “numbers” fit!!!

What a MIGHTY FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME there’ll be

Once MY NAME on EVERY “bow” and “stern” is there to see!

I hereby declare the RENAMING of MY FLEET commence

With the “ship” whose “name” they’d planned to use gave GREAT OFFENSE

To MUCHO MACHO MAGA MALES - who the HELL wants a “ship”

Named after some black guy named “Doris”? COME ON! GET A GRIP!!!

7 October 2026

Cory Booker says renaming USS Doris Miller after Trump would ‘vandalize’ Navy history. https://flip.it/Qyu0kl
 

Complete Faith

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hesgeth! I “fulsomely” support

Whatever “military data” in each day’s report

He runs by ME to see how I will be “reacting” to

His DAMNED WAR he said would be over in a day or two!

I’m pretty sure that’s what he said, it didn’t come from ME

But like him I’ve COMPLETELY FAITH it will end “eventually”!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hegseth! Don’t listen to those who

“Report” MY FIRING HIS ASS is TOO LONG OVERDUE!

NO ONE ELSE looks half as good in “makeup” as does he

When “projecting” what MACHO means to each WOKE DEM COMMIE

Fatty tranny beardo weirdo wimp and radical

MACHO MEN LIKE HIM will from MY “military” cull!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Hesgeth! When he tells ME I sit

On PLENTY of missiles and bombs why would I “question” it?

As MY SECRETARY OF WAR ‘though chosen for his “looks”

He has become very adept at “balancing the books”

Between the “cost” of his WAR running “months” now overtime

And PROFIT made each time I spew “ANNIHILATION’S” line!!!

I have COMPLETE FAITH in Pete Hesgeth PERIOD, OK?

As long as PROFITS “multiply to ME” he’s here to stay

So What if FAKE FRAUD “polls” report MY “approval rates” SUCK

Due partially to he who urged ME to into WAR tuck?

I’ve now made SO MUCH MONEY thanks to his “forever” WAR

I’m planning to keep him like it around forevermore!!!

6 October 2026

‘Unstable by the Hour’: Trump Screams Iran Threat for the 20th Time, Then Bombshell Report Exposes Profane Meltdown at Hegseth He Can’t Explain Away. https://flip.it/OMt.0u

On The Ballot!

I AM THE BALLOT! Just remember that, OK?,
If you do not then come “November” I’ll have HELL TO PAY
If EVIL DUM DEMONCRAT COMMIES mount a mass “blue wave”
That wipes Dear Leader’s “legacy” off “history’s” front page
With FAKE FRAUD “votes” that could “take” BOTH MY “House” and “Senate” too
So VOTE FOR ME, I’ll be on the BALLOT in front of you!!!

I AM ON THE BALLOT! Who Cares who the “girl” or GUY

Is whose “name” appears WITH ME?, you must not even try

To “think” beyond MY NEED for you to VOTE REPUBLICAN

No matter who they are so I retain MY MASTER PLAN

To leave behind MY “legacy” in CONCRETE, STEEL, and NAMES

Throughout DC provided “Congress” in MY GRASP remains!!!

I AM ON THE BALLOT just as surely as if I

Were really “running” rather than whatever “girl” or GUY

Becomes the “she” or HE you ELECT as MY guarantee

Your REPUBLICAN VOTE “proves” your LOYALTY TO ME!

Come “the Midterms” each “vote” you “cast” for MY TOADS REALLY COUNTS

So VOTE FOR ME by VOTING THEM ALL IN by VAST AMOUNTS!!!

5 October 2026

Trump says voting in America is ‘corrupt’ in late-night elections rant ahead of the midterms. https://flip.it/QlvDuT