Set Pattern

I follow a set pattern and I’ve done so all MY life

Because it channels BLAME away from ME to reduce STRIFE

I’d be facing EVERY time another “project” I

Stoke to stroke MY EGO I’ve begun before I fly

On to GREATER “project” I’m MORE “excited” about

Thus leaving those I’ve begun in a MESS once I’ve pulled out!!!

MY set pattern predominates each brand new “project” I

Begin which then bids EVERY one I’ve begun a goodbye

I NEVER “finish” one before MY EGO’s ushered in

MY next “project” MY EGO tells ME it’s time to begin

Thus leaving a SAD SORRY MESS behind once I’ve moved on

To MY next “project” hastening MY EGO STROKES along!!!

MY set pattern I standardized over MANY “years” I

Applied it has ensured BLAME to ME NEVER can apply

Every time I’ve moved on from “projects” I’ve started to

Begin before MY next makes those I’ve started done and through

Because AS ALL KNOW MY EGO is SO TREMENDOUS it

CAN’T BE BLAMED for seeking BIGGER STROKERS to it fit!!!

31 August 2026

‘Wow’: Trump’s Freedom 250 Race Is Over — But D.C. Drivers Are Still Stuck With the Mess He Left Behind. https://flip.it/pLq9rD

Amazing Names

MY POWER’s SO MUCH GREATER than it used to be before
MY GENIUS persuaded ME to start MY “Iran” WAR
Which is going VERY WELL as I am sure you’ve heard
From MY pig lips SO MANY TIMES the “number’s” grown absurd
And since MY POWER’S GROWN SO GREAT I CAN DO ANYTHING
I WANT TO which includes “petulant” OUTBURST “names” I fling!!!

MY “petulant” NAME OUTBURSTS make MY ENEMIES all see

Whatever “names” they once “named” things mean DOODLE-SQUAT to ME

And EVERY “name” MY “petulant” NAME OUTBURSTS next decree

Become FOREVER AFTER the “name” I SAY IT MUST BE

With NO return to former “names” once used to “call” something

Before MY latest “petulant” OUTBURST made NEW “names” ring!!!

So with MY “Lake America” I’ve by new OUTBURST thrown

“Petulantly” out to join MY “Gulf” I from MY THRONE

“Petulantly” threw out before I’ve begun surrounding

MY Country with “bodies of water” whose names are ASTOUNDING

Because ONLY MY GENIUS and POWER could have come

Up with such AMAZING “names” for places “named” SO DUM!!!

30 August 2026

Trump's 'petulant' new outburst exposes how 'powerless' he now feels. https://flip.it/oK3tXS

Honorifics

I have “renamed” a “gulf” and now a “lake” also so why
Shouldn’t I next a new name to an “ocean” apply?
As KING in all but name (which I will soon be changing too)
Whatever I want done I have the POWER to it do!
And since MY Country borders on “two” “oceans” then why not
Rename “one” of them? (Or maybe BOTH? It’s worth a shot!!!)

MY “Gulf of America” and “Lake America”

Are MY latest changes to names that stuck in MY craw

MY re-named “gulf” because DUM greasy “Mexico” won’t pay

For MY WALL I’m building with tax dollars anyway

And MY “lake” I’ve renamed because DUM “Canada” won’t go

Along with MY trade “policies” so BYE “Ontario”!!!

No “ocean” linked to MY Country from “sea to shining sea”

Has as yet done something Ive heard about that’s PISSED OFF ME

But why wait when I OWN BOTH “oceans” I have POWER to

Rename after AMERIKA…or HEY! Here’s what I’ ll do!

NO LONGER will MY “oceans” be “Atlantics” or “Pacifics”

Hereafter “TRUMP OCEAN” “ONE” and “TWO” are their HONORIFICS!!!

29 August 2026

Trump’s ‘Lake America’ Stunt May Seem Like A Joke, But It Also Shows His Ignorance Of Native History. https://flip.it/ll3b08

Honors Due

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”! I’m as “happy” as can be
Because I’ve just re-named a STUPID “lake” that used to be
Called “Ontario” to give it a TREMENDOUS name
That is ALMOST as GREAT AS MINE with almost as much FAME
As it would have if I had re-named it “LAKE DONALD TRUMP”
Which I’ll do after the name “LAKE AMERICA” I dump!!!

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”, it takes GENIUS, OK?

To come up with a way to SCREW CANADA on the way

To making it the “51st State” in the panoply

Of former so-called “nations” who UNDER MY HEEL will be

After MY AMERIKA has absorbed far and near

EVERY so-called “nation” in MY “Western Hemisphere”!!!

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”, MY EMPIRE I’ve been growing

Will once I’m through bring HONORS due to former “nations” sowing

“Resistance” to “incorporation” into MY DOMAIN

In which they’ll have NOTHING TO LOSE and EVERYTHING TO GAIN

Because as absorbed members of “THE EMPIRE OF TRUMP”

The GREATEST NAME IN HISTORY will replace each I dump!!!

28 August 2026

‘You Sad Weirdo’: Chris Hayes Lights Up ‘Deeply Pathetic’ Trump Over ‘Lake America’ Stunt. https://flip.it/3mqAIa

"Lake America," you say? PM Carney, Hilary Clinton, among leaders across Canada and U.S. roasting Trump over rename. https://flip.it/0F64LZ

Soon the ‘Trump Earth’: President’s renaming of Great Lake pushes US and his administration to brink of absurdity. https://flip.it/jLLgc2

Only ME

MY “plan” to get MY TOADS elected simply CANNOT FAIL!
(IT BETTER NOT because if it does I’ll end up in JAIL!)
MY “plan” was VERY SIMPLE for a GENIUS like ME
To come up with because it’s ALL ABOUT ME as can be!
To get MY TOADS elected all they have to do and say
Is that I’m also “running” beside their guys all the way!

Who Cares who the DUM TOADIES are “Republicans” are “running”?

As long as they do what I tell them to after their stunning

VICTORY I’ll guarantee by being on their “ballot”

Where MY PRESENCE will act like a VOTE-GENERATING mallet

It will not matter who they run because MAGAs will see

The ONLY one “running” who MATTERS will be ONLY ME!!!

So VOTE EARLY and OFTEN for your “candidate” of “choice”

And ‘know’ no matter who your MAGA choice is you’ll REJOICE

Because whoever you vote for as long as they’re FAR RIGHT

You’ll really be VOTING FOR ME which much to your DELIGHT

Will guarantee DUM DEMOCRATS no longer need apply

To “run” in ANY future election I OCCUPY!!!

27 August 2026

Trump Makes Risky Plea To Voters That Could Blow Up In His Face. https://flip.it/C15zYX

Rally ‘Round!

Except for missing those BAZOOMS I could care less about
“Dolly Parton’s” death for which all her “fans” have turned out 
To “mourn” her “passing” but I’m told a LOT of her “fans” were
Fine WHITE MAGA VOTERS and so to not cause a stir
Among them by not saying anything about her I
Posted a “tribute” and ORDERED U.S. flags to NOT FLY!!!

I can’t afford to lose MORE VOTERS so MY “aides” agree

I MUST act like that BLONDE BIMBO meant EVERYTHING to ME

And so a “ringing tribute” to her they prepared for ME

To post via TRUTH SOCIAL to pretend that I agree

She was THE GREATEST “Country Music” singer EVER and

I’m LOWERING ALL FLAGS to “honor” her throughout MY land!!!

So What if Missouri Republicans refused to pay

Funds needed to let her “library” give more “books” away

To so-called “needy” children? I sure DON’T want them to “read”!

“Education” is the OPPOSITE of what I need

To MAINTAIN MY POWER and KEEP MY ASS OUT OF JAIL

So I’ll FAKE-“honor” her while MY TOADS make her DUMB “books” FAIL!!!

So here’s to Dolly Parton, may her BAZOOMS “rest in peace”!

And may MY “tribute” to her make MAGA defections cease!

Because at current rates they have been “abandoning ship”

It may be VERY HARD for ME to give PRISON the slip!

So rally ‘round the flag, MAGAS, I’ve LOWERED for awhile

To KEEP ME OUT OF JAIL by “proving” “Dolly” made ME “smile”!!!

26 August 2026

 

‘Wait Til He Find Out’: Dolly Parton Spent Years Keeping Trump at Arm’s Length— Now His Extraordinary Move After Her Death Is Turning Heads. https://flip.it/LO8aQO

Republicans’ cut to Dolly Parton book scheme resurfaces as Trump pays tribute. https://flip.it/seMSxk

3-time Trump voter 'over the Trump thing' in 'dangerous sign' for GOP. https://flip.it/AgAMwL

Who Needs “Canada”?

WHO THE HELL NEEDS “Canada”? I’ve NO NEED for “Canucks”
They can’t hurt ME or MY ECONOMY with angry looks
Which is all they can muster no matter how hard they try
To try to “damage” ME through “counter tariffs” they apply

When it comes to “relationships” with their so-called “country”
I HOLD ALL THE CARDS to FORCE THEM DOWN on BENDED KNEE!!!

WHO THE HELL NEEDS “Canada”? NOBODY that I know

Wants ANYTHING to do with that DUM land of ice and snow

So What if they have “resources” like OIL, WHEAT, and GOLD?

Once I’ve made them MY “51st” state EVERYTHING they hold

Just like “Venezuela’s” “resources” will ALL BE MINE

To do with as I choose whichever way I may incline!!!

WHO THE HELL NEEDS “Canada”? I sure don’t, that’s for sure!

It’s ME they need! If they DON’T BEND THEIR KNEE I’ll so injure

Their so-called “economy” their shit-hole won’t again

Have ANY “nation” on Earth still consider them a “friend”

Because once I’m done gathering their “wealth” onto MY coffer

They will have NOTHING LEFT to any other “country” offer!!!

25 August 2026

How Trump’s Crazed Fury at Canada Is Already Backfiring Badly for Him. https://flip.it/If00nT

Stroke Away

EVERYBODY LOVES ME as I’ve INSISTED is “true”
But ONLY ONE above ALL OTHERS does that FULLY do
For even I “know” MOST DON’T LOVE “unconditionally”
Because to do so means they must “non-transactionally”
LOVE ME and in ONE ALONE does LOVE match ALL “conditions”
I REQUIRE in those I choose for MY “LOVE ME” MISSIONS!!!

The ONLY ONE who TRULY LOVES ME as I want ALL to

Is the blonde “Human Printer” who makes “Melania” stew

“Natalie Harp” is her “name” or so I have been told

And how she strokes MY EGO is worth “twice” its weight in GOLD

And ALL DAY her hands when not stroking still maintain their grip

On “printouts” “proving” MAGA LOVE FOR ME WILL NEVER SLIP!!!

“Melania” is growing LOTS MORE PISSED OFF EVERY DAY

That “Human Printer” girl is using her hands the same way

She (“Melania”) once did to stroke ME away from

That “second” so-called “wife” I had after “wife” number “one”

But HEY! That egghead “Darwin” once said “change” was “destiny”

So STROKE AWAY, “Print Girl” and we’ll see if “four” follows “three”!!!

24 August 2026

Author reveals why Natalie Harp is Trump's most 'unwell' staffer. https://flip.it/fv0L0Q

Melania and Donald Trump’s awkward reunion amid Natalie Harp drama raises suspicion: What’s really going on? https://flip.it/ebb5op

Early And Often

If MY TOAD “candidates” don’t WIN their “midterms” you will see

A “third” IMPEACHMENT “inevitably” awaiting ME!

And that would be an “affront” to GOD because ALL who LOVE

ME “know” he CHOSE ME to be sent down from up above

To RULE ALL “nations” on Earth starting with the current one

In which MY ETERNAL DICTATORSHIP I have begun!!!

If DUMOCRATS regain POWER when the next “midterms” come

I’ll be IMPEACHED for the “third” time by DUMOCRATIC SCUM

Who’ve tried to STOP ME “twice” before when BOTH TIMES I was able

To “dodge” the “bullets” because enough MAGA TOADS were able

To STOP the “process” in its tracks before it reached its end

Thanks to TOADS like McConnell so CONvinced they were MY “friend”!!!

So VOTE EARLY and OFTEN if the “midterms” get away

From MY efforts to END THEM or to at least delay

Them until MY DICTATORSHIP I’ve FULLY implemented

Through “Martial Law” or other means to ensure they’re prevented

From EVER re-occurring while in POWER I remain

Which will soon be FOREVER once enough TOAD VOTES I gain!!!

23 August 2026

‘Manifest that s***’: Trump ridiculed as he predicts third impeachment. https://flip.it/Jh3qOO

Poison Pill

“November” is coming and that means the “Midterms” will
Be coming too unless I some VOTE-STOPPING POISON PILL

Force down MY country’s throat that thereby ENDS once and for all

The “democratic process” to its DUM “voting” forestall

So there’s NO THREAT of LANDSLIDE DEFEAT carried on the backs
Of MY “endorsed” MAGA WHITES and a few UNCLE TOM “blacks”!!!

“November” is coming and “the writing’s on the wall”

“Written” in BIG “letters” several “hundred” MILES tall

That indicate the SORRY FATE of TOADIES I “endorse”

Unless I successfully THROW “voting rights” off course

By GENIUS “skullduggery” I’m ready to install

Well before DUM “voting” makes MY DICTATORSHIP fall!!!

There’s NO WAY I’ll let “Midterm voting” in November come

Because ALL “polls” are indicating WOKE DUMOCRAT SCUM

Could be the ONLY “candidates” “elected” if I don’t

Shove that DEADLY POISON PILL down “democracy’s” throat

Deep enough to CHOKE OFF what is now a guarantee

LANDSLIDE DEFEAT of TOADS I NEED to keep DEAR LEADER free!!!

And so I say to MAGAS EVERYWHERE: Although I’ll STOP

“Elections” long before DUMOCRATS get on ME the drop

They still should plan to turn out in MASS NUMBERS when they “vote”

To STICK IT TO DUM DUMOCRATS trying MY throat to choke

And to induce MY LOYAL VOTERS to turn out “EN MASS”

They should pretend ALL ballots” they “cast” include MY fat ass.

22 August 2026

Trump tries new midterm message to supporters: ‘Pretend, please, that I’m on the ballot’. https://flip.it/rjS-g9