Very Small Print

Why should I “care” about how your “finances” are beset
Due to MY WAR? MINE are just fine and getting better yet
As more CHEAP CRAP I “market” to poor suckers in MY “cult”
Who every time I offer something turn their pockets out

To send ME CASH that “guarantees” they’ll get something that’s “mint”
Unless they won’t as “stipulated” in very small print!

Why “think” about “finances” at all, even just a bit

In relation to how MY “Iran” WAR has them hit

So hard among MAGA cultists as “poor” as they can be

Unlike Dear Leader who’s been “conning” them consistently

By offering cheap gee-haws to which I’ve affixed MY name

Or turn out to be “vaporware” but ENRICH ME the same???

It’s SO EASY to “scam” MY MAGA Cultists I do it

Each time I “promise” I’ll deliver some TRUMP-ENDORSED SHIT

Which may or may not exist but if not then you can bet

Very very small print still their CASH to ME will get

Without chance of a “refund” from STUPID Cult SUCKERS who

“Reserve” their right to “wait in hope” that MY CRAP will come through!!!

14 May 2026

Trump Says ‘I Don’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situations’ When Negotiating Iran War. https://flip.it/aC.YsJ

Trump Iran Tirade Visibly Rattles GOPers as Leaks Expose New Blunders. https://flip.it/_8PdV

The Trump Phone may not be total vaporware after all. https://flip.it/VXxGh0 

Trump Mobile CEO says the phones are shipping. The terms and conditions say it doesn't have to. https://flip.it/WBq3xf

Anything Necessary

I’d do anything necessary to VOTES guarantee

When next “cast” at “the midterms” are ALL “cast” to SUPPORT ME!

To get elected ONLY THOSE who’ve bowed and kissed MY ring

I’ll do what it takes to all DEMONCRAT candidates fling

Out of the “winner’s circle” and instead it populate

With MAGA WINNERS who think EVERYTHING I do is GREAT!!!

Because I’d do anything necessary to install

ONLY candidates completely at MY beck and call

Of Course I refuse to rule out the use of “troops” and ICE

Because WINNING IN LANDSLIDES can’t be done if one “plays nice”

So unless you’re LOYAL TO ME the next time that you

Go to “vote” MY “troops” and ICE will want a “word” or “two”!!!

Come “November” ALL “midterms” MY ICE GOONS WILL CONTROL

To DESTROY OPPOSITION which has always been MY “goal” 

Since down MY GOLDEN “escalator” I descended to

WIN by a LANDSLIDE all “three” times I “ran” as I tell you

In the “wee hours” EVERY NIGHT so the FIRST THING YOU SEE

When waking up each morning is ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME!!!

13 May 2026

Trump refuses to rule out troops or ICE at polling stations: “I’d do anything necessary”. https://flip.it/f_CY3F

Trump Promises To Deploy An ‘Election Integrity Army’ During Midterms, And We All Know Why. https://flip.it/uIH.8B

Taxpayer Contributions

I NEED a BILLION DOLLARS for MY BALLROOM so that I
Can be SECURE when at events I attend BULLETS FLY!
So What if I said “taxpayers” would for it need not pay?
That was before a GUNMAN almost BLEW MY ASS AWAY

At that STUPID “correspondents” hotel dinner bash
So SCREW “wealthy donations”, I need FAST “taxpayer” CASH!!!

It will take MUCH TOO LONG to find the “quid pro quos” I need

To “reward” OLIGARCH ELITES for “donations” they feed

Into MY BALLROOM FUND and “tax revenue” can supply

The CASH I NEED without need to “hope” to ME it will fly

ONLY “taxpayers contributions” ALONE “foot the bill”

Needed to SPEED SECURITY to MY SAFETY fulfill!!!

Instead of “complaining” “taxpayers” should be THANKING ME

For using their “contributions” for SECURITY

To guarantee I STAY ALIVE for MANY “terms” to come

So I can PARTY SECURELY between bouts FIGHTING SCUM

IMMIGRANTS! and LIBERALS! and most especially

Those who “complain” I said I would build MY BALLROOM “tax free”!!!

And WHAT THE HELL IS UP with GOPers who “complain”

About the BILLION BUCKS I NEED so I can ENTERTAIN

“Heads of State” and “Diplomats” and MY OLIGARCH ‘friends”

In MY BALLROOM where SAFETY when I’m PARTYING depends

On VERY RAPID “construction” without waiting around

For “donations” (those already received cannot be found!!!)?

12 May 2026

GOP senators just put Trump's ballroom money in grave peril. https://flip.it/4c2pS7

Better Understanding

I know MUCH MORE about “religion” than “scholars” who plod
Through “books” like “The Bible” of which I know MORE than “God”
And since I know MORE about it than “God” does you must see
That I know MORE about that “book” than “popes” could ever be
Expected to know about it because they unlike ME
Are “hoping” to “know God” who I know MORE THAN already!!!

Just as I know MORE than any “General” about WAGING WAR

Which is why I had Hegseth FIRE those scums by the score

Since I know MORE than any “pope” could ever “hope” to learn

About “The Bible” the “pope” I’ve not only RIGHT to spurn

But post MYSELF dressed up like him in pope-looking attire

To show “Catholics” they don’t need him and ONLY ME require!!!

The FOX NEWS “Pastor” praising ME for “better understanding”

Of “The Bible” as an ass-kiss Cultist does OUTSTANDING

Work coming to MY “defense” when “Catholics” criticize

Me for trying to pull the wool away from their eyes

Because they’re blindly following a TRAITOROUS “pope” who

Preaches “peace” when WAR is what “The Bible” says to do!!!

11 May 2026

 

HOLY CRAP: Fox News ‘Pastor’ Says Trump Has ‘A Better Understanding of Bible Than the Pope’. https://flip.it/V3O8WQ

Any Time Now

Any second now “Iran” is going to accept
MY TREMENDOUS “Peace Plan” and show to ME DUE RESPECT
For being such a BRILLIANT “Strategist” throughout MY WAR
They’ll BEG ME for the “ceasefire” I DEMAND so I’ll score
Yet another VICTORY to add to the past three
I WON BY A LANDSLIDE (‘though one FAKE VOTES ROBBED FROM ME!!!)

Any minute now “Iran” will alert ME that MY

“Ceasefire terms” are the BEST they could ever hope to spy

And TOTALLY ACCEPT THEM to bring MY WAR to the end

That OPENS UP the “Hormuz straight” like it was once again

Before I started MY WAR and those rag-heads UNFAIRLY

Choked off OIL PROFITS that were headed STRAIGHT TO ME!!!

Any day now “Iran” will CAPITULATE, OK?

By buying MY “ceasefire” without more further delay

Because I’M GETTING SICK OF WAITING for them to let go

Of their STRANGLEHOLD and said I’d make their shit hole GLOW

“Radioactively” if they do not SOON accept

MY “ceasefire” which is the BEST DEAL they will EVER get!!!

Any week or at most month now MY “Iran” WAR will 

END once they CONCEDE TO ME and their “blockage” they chill!

OIL will FLOW FREE AGAIN just like it did before

I was FORCED BY THEM to begin MY JUSTIFIED WAR!

A WAR for which YOU CAN’T BLAME ME, their NUKE BOMB THREAT begun it

And any year now it’s ENDING will END MY “polls” low plummet!!!

10 May 2026

Trump ‘expects to hear very soon’ from Iran on ceasefire proposal as Tehran makes fresh threat. https://flip.it/2ddVT3 

Half Know Fear!

MY STABLE GENIUS Brane consonantly “demonstrates”

How MY COMMAND of “English” is accecpitually GRATE!

I no more “words” than anywon with a “college decree”

In “English” because nobodys more BRILLIANTER than ME!

In fact I a few daze ego “demonstrated” again

MY Brane nos “English” BETTER than MAGAS I entertane!!!

I said that DRUGS! pored in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

And that “word” “SEA” most did knot no, ore sew MANY told ME!

Sew let ME “klarify” the diffrence between “SEE” and “SEA”:

Won is a “vision” thing, the other won is “watery”!

It may bee a supprize that “two” “words” what “sound” both the same

Can half differant “spellings” and “meanings”…let ME xplane!!!

When I say DRUGS! come in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

The “SEA” is someware as “wet” as those too other “words” be!

It doesn’t mean the “vision” thing sew many think it do

Because “SEA” is “spelled” “differentlee” then “SEE” in “Eye SEE u”!

And that’s just won “exampel” of how “English” “words” kan bee

Cunfuzing to those whoore knot az sew VERY SMART AZ ME!!!

But HALF KNOW FEAR! MY Brane is hear and reddy to axplane

To MORONS LIKE YOU how “words” I choose to uze to “disklame”

To MY deer audunces who PACK each “auditoriyum”

To “SEE” ME say from watery “SEA” DRUGS! at thrm kan come

But abut witch they also kneed HALF KNOW FEAR wonce again:

Fore weather bye “ocean” ore “SEA” I’m their too them DIFFEND!!!

9 May 2026

‘Complete Moron’: Trump Loses It Over a 3-Letter Word, the White House Tries to Defend Him By Taking a Cheap Shot at Gavin Newsom, But It Just Gets More Embarrassing for Them. https://flip.it/ECTOpE

True Facts

MY STOCK MARKET IS SOARING! IT HITS NEW HIGHS EVERY DAY!
BELIEVE ME when I say it does and from “facts” look away!
“Facts” are FAKE and FAUX and FALSE and SO UNFAIR to ME
When they “contradict” what I see as REALITY!
MY “facts” ALONE are all that “count” so “true” THEY HAVE TO BE
And thus as I “perceive” them I DEMAND YOU ALSO SEE!!!
 

EVERY “fact” you hear or see or “read” about each day

Unless it comes directly from ME is a LIE, OK?

About MY WAR, MY STOCK MARKET, MY “POPULARITY”

Do not believe one word unless you heard it STRAIGHT FROM ME!

The ONLY “facts” you need heed are from MY speeches or “posts”

I send you through TRUTH SOCIAL to “substantiate” MY “boasts”!!!

So when I say MY MARKET’S SOARING you will be sure to

MAKE A LOT OF MONEY on ANY “stock” you accrue!

And when I say “fire exchanged” is simply a “love tap”

Do NOT believe FAKE NEWS about “continuing” WAR CRAP!

And when I say the “price of gas” grows LOWER EVERY DAY

Fill up your “tank” and on a “road trip” CHEAPLY DRIVE AWAY!!!

8 May 2026

Trump Claims “The Stock Market Hit a New High” After Dow Loses 300 Points. https://flip.it/s.XmoD

Trump Calls US-Iran Strike A 'Love Tap' As Fire Exchanged Near Strait Of Hormuz; Brent Climbs Above $102. https://flip.it/5lT.-x

Gavin Newsom Says 'What?' After Sean Duffy Urges Americans To 'Take A Road Trip' Amid Gas Price Surge https://flip.it/rh3MFc

Pardon Fee

So What if some “felons” I “pardoned” paid BIG BUCKS to ME?

That’s just how they expressed “thanks” for the “generosity”

I show by giving “felons” second chances they deserve

After UNFAIR “laws” against them SO UNFAIRLY swerve!

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW MORE about what’s “fair” and what is not

And EVERYONE I’ve “pardoned” well deserved a second shot!!!

Some “money” may have been involved or so I have been told

In a few cases where “pardons” were preceded by GOLD

Exchanging hands but of such “exchanges” I’d NO “idea”

Because I’d “focused” on each case’s “merits” which made clear

To ME “injustices” were done since RICH WHITE MEN had been

Accused of “standard practices” done since “time” did begin!!!

There isn’t any “pay-to-play” shenanigans involved

Between ME and those I from “accusations” made absolved!

Every prior “thank you” payment provided to ME

Comes from someone who was treated VERY UNFAIRLY

Oh..and MY “thank you’s” prior to future “pardons” may be

Increasing as “inflation” impacts each new “pardon fee”!!!

7 May 2026

Trump pardon recipients face congressional investigation over “pay-to-play” questions. https://flip.it/FlCKh4

TACO Moves

I am NOT “bouncing desperately” between “extremes” to end
MY “Iran” WAR, moves I make help each stock-investing “friend”

Who for “foreknowledge” of what I’ll be going next provide
“Kickbacks” that make it worth it to ME to TACO backslide

From what I told them I’d first do which I then did before
I told them I’d be TACOing to make their PROFITS soar!!!

Believe if you will I’m playing “six-dimensional chess”

With every move I make that digs ME deeper in the mess

MY “Iran” WAR has become as week after week drags by

On some WAR MOVE I make before a TACO I apply

NO “chess” moves are involved in the “stock market” game I’m playing

It’s simply “stock manipulation” keeping MY TACO MOVES paying!!!

If it appears to you I’m “desperately bouncing” from one

“Extreme” to another since MY WAR I’d first begun

A simple “math check” will reveal HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS made

In the “market” each time I have THREATENED TO INVADE

Before MY TACO MOVES again bring MORE “kickbacks” MY way

Because I’ve “figured out” how to make “fiasco” WAR PAY!!!

6 May 2026

“Desperately Bouncing From One Extreme To Another”: Trump Pauses “Project Freedom” In Straight Of Hormuz. https://flip.it/u7vLo8

Build It Fast!

MY White House BALLROOM began as a modestly expensive
Place where I could PARTY without those I found offense
Being permitted entry and not one tax dollar would
Be needed because OLIGARCH DONORS would fund it good
But that was before MY Brane began wondering if I
Would stay content with such a small cheap BALLROOM by and by!!!

So from its first $300 Million cost MY BALLROOM grew

To $400 Million as its “dimensions” grew too

But even as its “footprint” grew I continued to say

That NOT ONE SINGLE TAX DOLLAR would be needed, OK?

But that was ‘ere MY LIFE WAS THREATENED by a GUNMAN who

May or may not have had a GUN or shot a “guard” or two!!!

The most obvious take-away from MY near scrape with DEATH

Was for ME from MY BALLROOM not much longer be bereft

It was NEEDED IMMEDIATELY and “donations” will

Take too long to “quid pro quo” so TAX BUCKS fit the bill

For providing “five” or “six” or “seven” “eight” or “nine”

Million now needed to build MY BALLROOM in RECORD TIME!!!

Every day a new “vision” of MY BALLROOM will grow

LARGER in MY Brane unless IT GETS BUILT QUICK you know!

So listen to TOAD Grassley who’s the oldest TOAD of all

In MY TOADY “Congress” who jump at MY beck and call

And since he says $1 BILLION it’s tax-cost has now become

I’d better BUILD IT QUICK before it needs a HIGHER SUM!

5 May 2026

Senate Republicans Seek $1 Billion for White House Ballroom Security. https://flip.it/5ajAT5