Half Know Fear!

MY STABLE GENIUS Brane consonantly “demonstrates”

How MY COMMAND of “English” is accecpitually GRATE!

I no more “words” than anywon with a “college decree”

In “English” because nobodys more BRILLIANTER than ME!

In fact I a few daze ego “demonstrated” again

MY Brane nos “English” BETTER than MAGAS I entertane!!!

I said that DRUGS! pored in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

And that “word” “SEA” most did knot no, ore sew MANY told ME!

Sew let ME “klarify” the diffrence between “SEE” and “SEA”:

Won is a “vision” thing, the other won is “watery”!

It may bee a supprize that “two” “words” what “sound” both the same

Can half differant “spellings” and “meanings”…let ME xplane!!!

When I say DRUGS! come in by “ocean” ore “water” ore “SEA”

The “SEA” is someware as “wet” as those too other “words” be!

It doesn’t mean the “vision” thing sew many think it do

Because “SEA” is “spelled” “differentlee” then “SEE” in “Eye SEE u”!

And that’s just won “exampel” of how “English” “words” kan bee

Cunfuzing to those whoore knot az sew VERY SMART AZ ME!!!

But HALF KNOW FEAR! MY Brane is hear and reddy to axplane

To MORONS LIKE YOU how “words” I choose to uze to “disklame”

To MY deer audunces who PACK each “auditoriyum”

To “SEE” ME say from watery “SEA” DRUGS! at thrm kan come

But abut witch they also kneed HALF KNOW FEAR wonce again:

Fore weather bye “ocean” ore “SEA” I’m their too them DIFFEND!!!

9 May 2026

‘Complete Moron’: Trump Loses It Over a 3-Letter Word, the White House Tries to Defend Him By Taking a Cheap Shot at Gavin Newsom, But It Just Gets More Embarrassing for Them. https://flip.it/ECTOpE

True Facts

MY STOCK MARKET IS SOARING! IT HITS NEW HIGHS EVERY DAY!
BELIEVE ME when I say it does and from “facts” look away!
“Facts” are FAKE and FAUX and FALSE and SO UNFAIR to ME
When they “contradict” what I see as REALITY!
MY “facts” ALONE are all that “count” so “true” THEY HAVE TO BE
And thus as I “perceive” them I DEMAND YOU ALSO SEE!!!
 

EVERY “fact” you hear or see or “read” about each day

Unless it comes directly from ME is a LIE, OK?

About MY WAR, MY STOCK MARKET, MY “POPULARITY”

Do not believe one word unless you heard it STRAIGHT FROM ME!

The ONLY “facts” you need heed are from MY speeches or “posts”

I send you through TRUTH SOCIAL to “substantiate” MY “boasts”!!!

So when I say MY MARKET’S SOARING you will be sure to

MAKE A LOT OF MONEY on ANY “stock” you accrue!

And when I say “fire exchanged” is simply a “love tap”

Do NOT believe FAKE NEWS about “continuing” WAR CRAP!

And when I say the “price of gas” grows LOWER EVERY DAY

Fill up your “tank” and on a “road trip” CHEAPLY DRIVE AWAY!!!

8 May 2026

Trump Claims “The Stock Market Hit a New High” After Dow Loses 300 Points. https://flip.it/s.XmoD

Trump Calls US-Iran Strike A 'Love Tap' As Fire Exchanged Near Strait Of Hormuz; Brent Climbs Above $102. https://flip.it/5lT.-x

Gavin Newsom Says 'What?' After Sean Duffy Urges Americans To 'Take A Road Trip' Amid Gas Price Surge https://flip.it/rh3MFc

Pardon Fee

So What if some “felons” I “pardoned” paid BIG BUCKS to ME?

That’s just how they expressed “thanks” for the “generosity”

I show by giving “felons” second chances they deserve

After UNFAIR “laws” against them SO UNFAIRLY swerve!

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW MORE about what’s “fair” and what is not

And EVERYONE I’ve “pardoned” well deserved a second shot!!!

Some “money” may have been involved or so I have been told

In a few cases where “pardons” were preceded by GOLD

Exchanging hands but of such “exchanges” I’d NO “idea”

Because I’d “focused” on each case’s “merits” which made clear

To ME “injustices” were done since RICH WHITE MEN had been

Accused of “standard practices” done since “time” did begin!!!

There isn’t any “pay-to-play” shenanigans involved

Between ME and those I from “accusations” made absolved!

Every prior “thank you” payment provided to ME

Comes from someone who was treated VERY UNFAIRLY

Oh..and MY “thank you’s” prior to future “pardons” may be

Increasing as “inflation” impacts each new “pardon fee”!!!

7 May 2026

Trump pardon recipients face congressional investigation over “pay-to-play” questions. https://flip.it/FlCKh4

TACO Moves

I am NOT “bouncing desperately” between “extremes” to end
MY “Iran” WAR, moves I make help each stock-investing “friend”

Who for “foreknowledge” of what I’ll be going next provide
“Kickbacks” that make it worth it to ME to TACO backslide

From what I told them I’d first do which I then did before
I told them I’d be TACOing to make their PROFITS soar!!!

Believe if you will I’m playing “six-dimensional chess”

With every move I make that digs ME deeper in the mess

MY “Iran” WAR has become as week after week drags by

On some WAR MOVE I make before a TACO I apply

NO “chess” moves are involved in the “stock market” game I’m playing

It’s simply “stock manipulation” keeping MY TACO MOVES paying!!!

If it appears to you I’m “desperately bouncing” from one

“Extreme” to another since MY WAR I’d first begun

A simple “math check” will reveal HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS made

In the “market” each time I have THREATENED TO INVADE

Before MY TACO MOVES again bring MORE “kickbacks” MY way

Because I’ve “figured out” how to make “fiasco” WAR PAY!!!

6 May 2026

“Desperately Bouncing From One Extreme To Another”: Trump Pauses “Project Freedom” In Straight Of Hormuz. https://flip.it/u7vLo8

Build It Fast!

MY White House BALLROOM began as a modestly expensive
Place where I could PARTY without those I found offense
Being permitted entry and not one tax dollar would
Be needed because OLIGARCH DONORS would fund it good
But that was before MY Brane began wondering if I
Would stay content with such a small cheap BALLROOM by and by!!!

So from its first $300 Million cost MY BALLROOM grew

To $400 Million as its “dimensions” grew too

But even as its “footprint” grew I continued to say

That NOT ONE SINGLE TAX DOLLAR would be needed, OK?

But that was ‘ere MY LIFE WAS THREATENED by a GUNMAN who

May or may not have had a GUN or shot a “guard” or two!!!

The most obvious take-away from MY near scrape with DEATH

Was for ME from MY BALLROOM not much longer be bereft

It was NEEDED IMMEDIATELY and “donations” will

Take too long to “quid pro quo” so TAX BUCKS fit the bill

For providing “five” or “six” or “seven” “eight” or “nine”

Million now needed to build MY BALLROOM in RECORD TIME!!!

Every day a new “vision” of MY BALLROOM will grow

LARGER in MY Brane unless IT GETS BUILT QUICK you know!

So listen to TOAD Grassley who’s the oldest TOAD of all

In MY TOADY “Congress” who jump at MY beck and call

And since he says $1 BILLION it’s tax-cost has now become

I’d better BUILD IT QUICK before it needs a HIGHER SUM!

5 May 2026

Senate Republicans Seek $1 Billion for White House Ballroom Security. https://flip.it/5ajAT5

All About Teeth

Forget about the “Hormuz Straight” where things are going GREAT!
Forget about “gas prices” being a bit “high” of late!
Forget about AI taking “thousands” of “jobs” away!
Forget about “tweets” I nightly at 4AM relay!
The ONLY “speculation” with which you should be obsessed
Is the condition of the TEETH with which MY MOUTH is blessed!!!

AS ALL KNOW I “love” PLAYING GOLF at taxpayer expense

So cutting short a GOLF GAME is to ME a GREAT OFFENSE

But that is just what happened to ME just the other day

When from a current GAME OF GOLF they hustled ME away

To “visit a local dentist” so MY “handlers” claim

Despite cutting a GOLF round short all “know” means I’d COMPLAIN!!!

So why did they sweep ME from the hole I was on away?

Could it have been something about “health” going astray?

That is the current “speculation” that’s going around

Because that “dental appointment” thing isn’t gaining ground

I guess we’ll have to see if MY “health” emerges unscathed

From whatever forced ME to from GOLF get disengaged!!!

Could it have been another “mini-stroke” like FOES “think” I

Had back when for four whole days no one did MY “visage’ spy?

Or could it be something that’s even more “debilitating”

Than more of MY Brane becoming even more obfuscating?

Even if there’s some “health issue” it’s beyond belief

Given MY Brane’s 4AM posts it’s ALL ABOUT TEETH!!!

4 May 2026

Donald Trump’s Dental Visit Sparks Health Speculation From Critics. https://flip.it/hC2bFO

Stuck With A Moron

If you’re not careful who you choose when next you go to vote

For PRESIDENT the man you next permit to grip your throat

Like ME for “four” long years at least before you can correct

The MISTAKE you helped elect and can’t ‘till then eject

You will discover you are STUCK WITH A MORON who will

NOT have “cognitive ability” to HOPES and DREAMS fulfill!!!

It would be a RARE THING if someone SMART AS ME comes on

And gets elected PRESIDENT by an admiring throng

Of INTELLIGENT VOTERS whose BRILLIANCE when they see

It knew if they elected ME on them I’d NEVER pee

Instead MY STABLE GENIUS would bring THE GOLDEN AGE

I’d “promised” VERY SOON once from MY WAR I disengage!!!

So when “elections” come around again it's up to you

To make sure who you’re voting for’s NOT A MORON clear through!

He better be PARTLY AS SMART AS ME or you’ll be stuck 

For at least “four” years with a MORON who’ll UNLIKE ME SUCK!

HEY! Since the “odds” are “minuscule” you’ll find ANYONE who

Is “fractionally” AS SMART AS ME “voting” I DECREE THROUGH!!!

3 Match 2026

Trump Points Out Problem Of Being Stuck With A “Moron” For President. https://flip.it/LGEPMm

Airline News

No RICH PERSON LIKE ME has ever seen any need to

Fly on some “low fare” airline to save a buck or two!

We only fly FIRST CLASS if we’re not on our PRIVATE PLANE

Flying to GOLF COURSES and RESORTS to entertain

Fellow OLIGARCHS who fly in like we do to be

Seen among the membership of the Glitterati!!!

So why should I or any of MY RICH “friends” give a hoot

About some “cut rate” airline giving “employees” the boot

And stranding “cheap shit” travelers who tried to save a buck

By buying “cheap seats” on an airline that did truly SUCK

Because it could not afford “jet fuel” it needed to fly

Before MY “Iran” WAR ended (which IT WILL by and by!!!)

But because I’m a BUSINESSMAN with all that role implies

I “thought about” a DEAL that could have ended the demise

Of that airline but decided it wasn’t worth it to

Bail them out because NOT ENOUGH PROFIT would accrue

To ME and so I let their hopes of “salvation” go bust

But DON’T BLAME ME that “cheap fare” Spirit Airlines bit the dust!!!

And in related “airline news” I’m “happy” to announce

The airplane I’ll SOON fly upon MY IMMENSE WEALTH to flounce

Will be the FLYING PALACE the “Qataris” gifted ME

To “remodel” as AIR FORCE ONE while THE PREZ I still be

And after DECADES if “retirement” I choose to find

To be MY PRIVATE PLANE used to leave DAMNED D.C. behind!!!

2 May 2026

Spirit Airlines is closing down. Thousands of employees and travelers are impacted. https://flip.it/o-P.Qi

Air Force says Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One this summer. https://flip.it/cR9uzp

Bad News

The “bad news” I must tell you (and it's really NOT MY FAULT)
Is your “TRUMP TARIFF” refund’s come under “legal” assault!
Odds have become extremely high you won’t be seeing it
Because a LIBERAL “judge” “ruled” MY TARIFFS are BULLSHIT!
And so MY BIG BEAUTIFUL PLAN for making “nations” pay
For “TARIFFS” along with your “refund” checks has gone away!!!

166 BILLION in TARIFF FEES I’d sucked

Out of the “economy” from “business” TARIFFS f**ked!

But now some “judge” has “ruled” all of those BILLIONS TARIFFS drained

From “companies” (“American”? NO WAY!) had been obtained

“Illegally” because that “judge” “ruled” it was NOT My fight

ALONE to impose them without “Congress” saying “All Right”!!!

RIDICULOUS! I have the “right” to do WHATEVER I

Choose to do until I choose to TACO it goodbye!

I have no need for MY TOAD MOB in “Congress” to “buy in”

Plus they all know if they don’t agree with ME they’re “has-been”!

So I had NO NEED to “request permission” from them to

Do exactly what with MY TARIFFS I chose to do!!!

I’ll get that “judge” eventually but sad to say for now

“TRUMP TARIFF” refunds to you are NOT SOON likely to fall

Into your mailbox because some DAMNED “law” has stymied ME

From mailing you that “refund check” I “promised” you you’d see!

That 166 BILLION MY TARIFFS obtained

MUST in MY bank account where it’s all been going remain!!!

1 May 2026

Bad News: Economist says struggling voters likely won’t see their “Trump tariff” refund. https://flip.it/3Hj7fS

Holding The Bag

Another “failure” in the books, another “bankruptcy”
Is what TRUMP MEDIA is VERY SOON destined to be!
When you make a “few” MILLION but HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS lose
Every “quarter” towards “bankruptcy” you’re sure to cruise
And that is where TRUMP MEDIA inevitability 
Is headed as its loss increases “exponentially”!!!

As somebody once said SUCKERS are every minute born

And from MILLIONS of those SUCKERS TRUMP MEDIA has torn

Their “life savings” asunder because they were DUMB enough

To “invest” in an “enterprise” based on nothing but fluff

Because “success” depended on the “popularity”

Of ME, the GREATEST “conman” “history” will ever see!!!

How hard is it to “understand” that EVERYTHING I DO

Is ALWAYS ALL ABOUT ME and thus NEVER ABOUT YOU?

Just count up all MY “bankruptcies” of which I often brag

And you’ll see “investing” in ME leaves you “holding the bag”!

I NEVER LOSE no matter what con I’m putting across

To get SUCKERS like you to to ME your “life savings” toss!!!

Now that I’ve thrown that bush-hiding NUNEZ out on his ear

He’ll be the “scapegoat” about which this “bankruptcy” will hear

But if you “invested” in TRUMP MEDIA you can’t say

You were not “warned” EXPLICITLY it could end up the way

It will be ending VERY SOON as far from it I’ll walk

To leave you “holding the bag” without “legal” right to squawk!!!

30 April 2026

Trump Media joins the president’s long list of failures. https://flip.it/gn6jUQ