Because I Can

Of Course I’ve THREATENED to “blow up” U.S. “ally” “Oman”!
I THREATEN EVERYBODY simply just BECAUSE I CAN!
It doesn’t matter to ME if they’re an “ally” or not
It’s MY POWER TO THREATEN that strokes MY “ego” A LOT!
MY THREATS prove I’m ALL POWERFUL just like that “All Mighty
God” who out of everyone on Earth has CHOSEN ME!!!

I don’t “know” where “Oman” is nor what “oil” role they play

But they told ME they’re MUSLM! so I THREATENED them, OK?

Because THREATENING’s what I do to “friend” and “foe” alike

No matter what someone does for ME they will take a hike

Under the bus eventually if they “work” for ME or 

If they’re some shit-hole “country” THREATS AGAINST THEM from ME pour!!!

So why so much “concern” about ME THREATENING to “blow

Up” shit-hole MUSLM “Oman” because ships still cannot go

Through the “Straight of Whoremuse” or whatever that “straight’s” called

For which they tell ME “Oman’s” holding some “card”?…I’m APALLED

If that is so that shit-hole hasn’t “played” that “card” FOR ME

Which if they don’t SOON BOMBS will replace THREATS EXPLOSIVELY!!!

28 May 2026

Why has Trump threatened to “blow up” U.S. ally Oman? https://flip.it/x5d8D-

The New Standard

As All Know I am PERFECT in both “body” and in “brane”
So what MY FOES are saying about MY HEALTH is INSANE!
There’s NO “truth” to their “implications” I’m “falling apart”

Just because my “hands” appear as stinky as each fart
My diaper-covered ass emits and below it MY ankles
Spill out like jello-filled balloons due to something called “cankles”!!!

So Many Have Told Me NO ONE looks HEALTHIER than ME

When I’m compared to “NFL stars” they easily see

We look EXACTLY ALIKE from both the “front” and the “back”

“Physically” except “skin-wise’ (those jigaboos are BLACK!)

From “shoulders” down to “feet” their “tapered” bodies STRENGTHS disperse

Exactly like MINE DOES (except MINE “tapers” in reverse)!!!

Many Have Said PERFECT HEALTH is the new “standard” I

Have set by which ALL future PRESIDENTS will be judged by!

I pity the poor fools, not one of them will ever be

Anywhere near as HEALTHY as I WILL ALWAYS be

For UNCOUNTED “terms” to come due to TREMENDOUS “genes”

That won’t simply “extend” MY HEALTH but RAISE IT TO EXTREMES!!!

27 May 2026

Trumpworld Erupts in Fury as Coverage of His Health Takes Brutal Turn. https://flip.it/dcWocg

Trump’s Body Gets Humiliating Side-by-Side Reality Check. https://flip.it/7mDDU0

Toll Terms

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! MY “ceasefire” is too!
So BOMBING “Iran” neither of which is likely to skew
Away from a “peaceful conclusion” waiting ‘round the bend
Despite “renewed hostilities” I did to them append
Yesterday to MY “instinct” to RENEW BOMBING please
To FORCE RAG HEADS to “sue” for PEACE upon their BENDED KNEES!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! Its END is “drawing nigh”!

PEACE will arrive SOON thanks to BOMBS I have again let fly

To pound “Iran” BACK TO THE STONE AGE where they’ll have to “sue”

For PEACE provided someone survives once MY BOMBS are through

RAINING DESTRUCTION DOWN upon their shit-hole “country” where

They’ve DEFIANTLY REFUSED to give ME a “toll” share!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! PEACE is “well within sight”!

As long as I keep BOMBING “Iran” with EXPLOSIVE MIGHT

They VERY SOON MUST accept every PEACE “term” I propose

Provided someone’s left to whom I can those “terms” disclose

And if NO ONE survives that would be even better yet

Because then I won’t have to “share” the “tolls” MY “terms” will get!!

26 May 2026

US strikes Iran again: What we know, and is the ceasefire over? https://flip.it/frYOlX

More Iran war? There goes the neighborhood, and global economy. https://flip.it/b9KTvN

Ever Lower

Let’s return to Mike Johnson upon whom I depend

To as “complicit “ TOADIES go deeper than most can bend

Down to kiss MY diaper-covered ass by slavishly

PRAISING things I’ve done “Obama” did “better” than ME

Without mentioning Barrack HUSSEIN to make MAGAS think

ONLY I ALONE could do what he to do would STINK!!!

When that shrimp Mike Johnson became “Speaker of the House”

Because the guy who filled that role before him was a louse

And the next guy I wanted after they kicked the louse out

Couldn’t get the “votes” needed, not even thereabout

They “compromised” on Johnson which at first did NOT PLEASE ME

Because he’s SUCH A DICK but WHAT A TOAD he’s proved to be!!!

The “tweet” Johnson just “tweeted” out to upon ME heap PRAISE 

For MY “negotiation” SKILL that “Iran” does AMAZE 

And his belief that ONLY I have the “ability”

To “negotiate” the MESS Joe Biden left to ME

May “twist” the “truth” a bit but as “gaslighting” clearly shows

That KISSING MY ASS EVER LOWER is where Johnson goes!!!

So here’s to Mike, whose latest “tweet” about MY SKILL exposes

That when it comes ASS-KISSING his “gaslighting” discloses

His willingness to place himself “behind” MY bulbous “rear”

Where EVER LOWER he’ll keep kissing MY “posterior”!

Of course eventually I’ll throw him under the bus too

But for now “gaslit” “negotiation” SKILL from him will do!!!

25 May 2026

Mike Johnson tweets only Trump could get Iran to negotiate: The Internet gives him a history lesson. https://flip.it/EdChkF

The Real Reason

I’d really like to get LOTS MORE “Norwegians” moving to

MY Country or at least more than the NONE now coming through

Despite MY “immigration policy” I have “designed”

To WELCOME WHITE-SKINNED “immigrants” and leave NON-WHITES behind!

Oh Well! For now I’m fine with where MY “policy” has led

To WELCOMING 10,000 WHITE “South Africans” instead!!!

MY “immigration policy” (why ask a “bigot” why?)

I have designed to guarantee WHITES ONLY need apply

Who if their “skin tone’s” WHITE ENOUGH will get in without fail

Despite whatever “crimes” committed and time spent in jail!

As long as they PLEDGE LOYALTY TO ME when they arrive

MY “policy” will WELCOME THEM into MY MAGA HIVE!!!

This “poem” reveals the REAL reason why I WANT MORE WHITES HERE

From “countries” like “South Africa” (NOT “Norway” though, I fear)

I NEED THEM to “swell the ranks” of MY ANGRY MAGA MOB

I’ll SOON be “inciting” again to finish the “coup” job

They blew before - for adding MORE WHITES WELCOMED IN will swell

The MASS I can (wink nod) “suggest” could BLOW LIBTARDS TO HELL!!!

24 May 2026

Trump Admin Continues ‘White Only’ Immigration Policy By Welcoming 10K More White South Africans. https://flip.it/PUBP4S

Funny Isn't Funny

“Funny” ISN’T “funny” when it’s “funny” ABOUT ME
Which is why I am DESTROYING “late night comedy”

MY VICTORY continued last night when DEADMAN “Colbert”

Broadcast his LAST SHOW because his “humor’s” SO UNFAIR
Especially to ME but also to ALL MAGAS too
Who LIKE ME when it comes to “funny” know JUST OURS will do!!!

The “thin skin” MAGAS wrap themselves in stops from getting through

Anything to which DUMOCRATS think “funny” is due

NOTHING’S “funny” to US except that used to portray

OUR SUPERIORITY through the SMIRKS WE use to convey

OUR DOMINANCE and demonstrate WE ALONE being WHITE

Consider treating ALL WHO AREN’T as “jokes” to be OUR RIGHT!!!

Never again will LIBTARD “comics” on “late night TV”

Be allowed to ATTACK MAGAS through “jokes” thought “funny”

By DUMOCRATS, hereafter ONLY I am allowed to

About “spastics” and “faggots” and “immigrants” drop a few

SNIDE MOCKING “jokes” to MY CULT CROWDS there to be entertained

Who through MY MAGA-brand of “funny” keeps their HATE inflamed!!!

23 May 2026

Bitter Trump unloads on ‘dead person” Colbert as late-night star gets sensational clap out. https://flip.it/9hYikL

Inside Trump's growing frustration as his revenge tour loses its grip on media. https://flip.it/gd.vTJ

What a Surprise!

WHAT A SURPRISE about which I had NOT ONE SINGLE CLUE!
MY hand-picked “Arts Panel” APPROVED MY TREMENDOUS “plan” to
Build a two hundred fifty foot high ARCH HONORING ME
Directly across the “flight path” planes use when to D.C
They have been flying in and out…But So What? They can lose
That “pattern” of  “approach” and “take off” and another choose!!!

WHAT A SURPRISE to be allowed to MY SKY-HIGH ARCH build!

Why worry about “air safety”? With MY DREAM now fulfilled

Like everything else in D.C. “air routes” can also be

Altered to accommodate changes that HONOR ME

And like MY “TRUMP-Kennedy Center” and “Peace Institute”

MY ARCH may ENRAGE “critics” but why should I give a toot???

MY ARCH once it’s jutting proudly erect into the sky

Will frame the home of ROBERT E. LEE (what a SUPER GUY!)

Seen by looking one way through it while the other way

Views of the “Lincoln Memorial” will NOT convey

But that’s just a “coincidence”! MY “design” for the thing

Did NOT “intentionally” include Civil War “gaslighting”!!!

So VERY SOON when you fly into or out of D.C.

If you look in the distance you’ll be PRIVILEGED to see

Thrusting high above the trees by the “Patomic River”

The TRIBUTE TO ME that MY GLORIOUS ARCH will deliver

That glimpse will be worth any “inconvenience” that you may

Experience should your rerouted “flight path” cause delay!!!

22 May 2026

Trump’s Hand-Picked Arts Panel Approves His Big Arch Plans. https://flip.it/9Xg_P5

So Rad!

Without “adults” left in the room to stop ME I’ll soon say

“Why not just NUKE “Iran” to get this WAR out of MY way?”

As THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF I control an “arsenal”

Of “nuclear devices” that will never reach their full

Potential unless someone uses them as they can be

To VAPORIZE one’s ENEMIES and that someone is ME!!!

“Shrinks” say “frontotemporal dementia” has alas

“Shrunk” whatever’s left of both MY Brane’s “frontal lobe” mass

And what “restraints” and “inhibitions” I once may have had

Before “lobe shrinkage” let ME “think” that it would be SO RAD

To pretend to “TACO” again right before I drop

The first NUKE BOMB since “World War Two” to MY “Iran” WAR stop!!!

Who Cares what “Psychologists” say is “afflicting” ME?

I need a new “distraction” from “Epstein” controversy!

And DROPPING A NUKE on “Iran” would more than fit the bill

I need for yet another short while to “Epstein” shit CHILL

Before seeking the next “distraction” MY “shrunk” Brane “lobe” must

Find after I’ve turned “Iran” to “radioactive dust”!!!

MY “shrunk” Brane WANTS TO DO IT and no “adult’s’ here to stop

ME so be prepared to see the first NUCLEAR BOMB DROP

Since many many years ago or so they’re telling ME

Do NUKE BOMBS still “work” after so long? I’ll try one to see!

Plus as “distractions” go NUCLEAR WAR may be the ticket

I’ve long needed to ESCAPE from the “Epstein Files” thicket!!!

21 May 2026

Psychiatrist makes frightening prediction about Trump's decline: 'He wants to do it'. https://flip.it/Dq8IcW

Trial Run

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” FOES label “shambolic”
But MY Cultists so LOYAL TO ME see it as “symbolic”
Of how I’d said I’d REWARD those whose LOYALTY remained
UNQUESTIONED despite “proofs” I was a “pedo” unrestrained
Before as PRESIDENT FOR LIFE I “encouraged” them to
Overturn “votes” that ROBBED ME through MY fomented “coup”!!!

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” will primarily 

NOT be used to “compensate” those who showed LOYALTY

By breaking windows, beating “cops”, and pooping in hallways

During the hours I watched them on TV with wrapt gaze

Because MY “family” and I deserve to get MOST OF IT

For being the “brunt” for YEARS of DUMOCRAT BULLSHIT!!!

MY almost TWO BILLION BUCK “slush fund” was a “trial run”

I used to prove I’m still able to INTIMIDATE SCUM

Toady “Republicans” to keep looking the other way

No matter what I do to make MY PRESIDENCY PAY!

“The Art Of The Lawsuit” will be the “book” enriching ME

For YEARS if I keep THREATENING to toadies “primary”!!!

20 May 2026

What to know about Trump’s $1.8 billion taxpayer-fueled fund for his allies and IRS audit agreement. https://flip.it/fZfSW6

Perverse In Reverse

When it comes to posts I post MY FOES have called “perverse”

The most “perverse” this week they say is “aging in reverse”!

OK, that “shackled alien” one they say was weird too

As was ME “bombing Earth from space” to MY sparse “prayer-fest” crew

But MY FOES’ “speculation” about “failing health” forced ME

To post photos proving I’m GROWING YOUNGER “reversely”!!!

I’ve “broken” every “rule” there was for being PRESIDENT

So why not break those claiming “none” can OLD AGE circumvent?

As all know I ALONE am “God’s” own CHOSEN ONE, OK?,

So to keep ME around why wouldn’t he hold “age” at bay

From MY HEALTHY BODY and MY GENIUS Brane by

Allowing “reverse aging” to ALONE TO ME apply???

IGNORE “photos” of caked-up pancake makeup on each hand!

IGNORE “photos” of ME “napping” - they MY “eye blinks” expand!

IGNORE “photos” showing ME “falling apart” more each day!

IGNORE “photos” implying “old age” to ME’s on the way!

ONLY MY posts portraying ME as “aging in reverse”

You MUST BELIEVE because ME growing “old” would be PERVERSE!!!

19 May 2026

Donald Trump Makes Bold Claim About ‘Aging in Reverse’. https://flip.it/tsK91

Trump posts AI-generated image of himself beside a shackled alien. https://flip.it/gCgQCt

Trump Goes Death Star Mode In Out-Of-This-World Posts During MAGA-Friendly Prayer Rally. https://flip.it/8F8LcB