Stay Protected!

Why would I “end” MY WAR before “Midterm Elections” come
In which it’s been said MAGA candidates will be undone?
If they do not keep “shielding” ME “justice” could well prevail
Which could then send MY ASS directly for “life” into jail!
And so I’m “promising” right after the DUM “Midterms” come
Or VERY SOON thereafter I’ll be making MY WAR done!!!

How will I “end” MY WAR that has now dragged on “half” a “year”

I have NO CLUE but I’ll come up with “something” never fear

Because I am a GENIUS as STABLE as can be

So some “solution” will come to ME inevitably

Who Cares if it’s not yet occurred within MY STABLE Brane?

It’s bound to come along right after MAGAS “Midterms” gain!!!

VOTE MAGA and I “promise” MY WAR I will then END

SOON after DUMOCRATS are shown NO ONE wants them as “friend”

Sweeping them from “office” more so than they are today

Will give ME a LARGER MOB OF TOADS who’ll let ME stay

In the POWER I NEED to END MY WAR as I see “fit”

Because I’ll stay protected from DUM “going to jail” shit!!!

30 September 2026

‘Groundhog Day’: Iran is unlikely to let the war end until after the midterms—and may even escalate soon. https://flip.it/mHg7A-

Scum-Filled Projects

I see an awful lot of SCUM whenever I behold
Complaints about MY GLORIOUS “reflecting pool” unfold
In the FAKE PRESS that say it’s a “fiasco”, OK?,
That I allowed “corruption” to let it turn out the way
It did after I had it drained and painted fine FLAG BLUE
Without enough “primer” used to make MY paint stick like glue!!!

It’s NOT MY FAULT the IDIOT I “hired” for the job

Aside from being MY “neighbor” turned out to be a SLOB

No matter how much MONEY he “donated” to ME he

Proved his performance was as BAD as his ill-fit toupee

I “hired” the WRONG fellow grifter to try to impress

With MY BLUE “pool” so BLAME THAT GUY for making it a MESS!!!

Of Course I “promised” VERY SOON MY “pool” would be restored

To a “pristine condition” but that was before I got BORED

With it and moved along to other “projects” in DC

The ONLY “purpose” of which will be to GLORIFY ME

Which a SCUM-FILLED “reflecting pool”  drained of all “dignity”

And left to ROT does NOT unlike the ARCH you soon will see!!!

29 September 2026

‘I See a Lot of Scum’: Trump’s Reflecting Pool Goes From Bad to Worse as New Images Reveal What’s Been Left Behind After His Big Promise to Fix It. https://flip.it/HvndvK

Never Concede!

I have decided once again to REJECT a “peace plan”
Proposed by STUPID DUM COMMUNIST MUSLM “Iran”!
Who Cares if “oil prices” spike as high as they can be?
It doesn’t matter as long as WINNER I’m seen to be
In the latest “round of talks” none of which got nowhere
Because “Iran” keeps trying to treat ME VERY UNFAIR!!!

They say they’ll “open up” the “Whoremuze Straight” if I remove

MY Navy “blockade” that’s been letting “oil tankers” cruise

Through that STUPID “narrow” straight by SEVERAL ships a day

Which is better than NONE AT ALL passing through either way

Which is what there was before MY “blockade” of the place

SHOVED THE THREAT OF MILITARY MIGHT in “Iran’s” face!!!

So What if I’m “accused” of TACOING yet once again?

There’s NO WAY I’ll let “Iran” on a scale from “one” to “ten”

Place any higher than maybe a “two” or at most “three”

When it comes to “negotiating” “concessions” from ME!

No matter what they “offer” and no matter what it does

To “oil prices” I’ll NEVER “concede” to RAG-HEAD SCUZZ!!!

28 September 2026

Oil prices jump after Trump rejects Iran’s truce offer. https://flip.it/j1gHPZ

Trumpflation!

I want MY NAME on EVERYTHING so why not on “inflation”?

TRUMPFLATION has a ring to it that filled ME with ELATION
Since it correctly gives ME “credit” “nomenclaturly”
For something that’s attributable TOTALLY to ME
Because it has to do with the “economy” that I
Have been “managing” BRILLIANTLY through TARIFFS I apply!!!

Apparently “inflation” is when the MONEY supply

Increases without enough “backing” to to it apply

Which means whatever “value” it once used to have grows less

Which leads if it continues into a “sovereign debt” MESS

Because there’s an increasing “loss of trust” so they tell ME

For the ALMIGHTY U.S. DOLLAR which I WON’T LET BE!!!

If “loss of trust” in MONEY is a “problem” then why not

RENAME “inflation” after ME? “People” TRUST ME A LOT!

TRUMPFLATION as a “term” will create TRUST out the wazoo

Because ALL “know” I have the Branes needed to pull us through

Whatever “sovereign debt crisis” may rear its ugly head

Thus calling it TRUMPFLATION will kill MONEY “distrust” DEAD!!!

27 September 2026

The Next Phase of Trumpflation Has Arrived, and It's Terrible News for the Federal Reserve and Wall Street. https://flip.it/JVT3

I Love Women

As All Know “I LOVE WOMEN” with “love” that’s as “pure” as driven

Snow as long as they accept the “two roles” GOD has given

Each and every one of those unfortunate to be

Born with “double Xs” in them “chromosomiclly”

Provided they restrict themselves to BOTH PLACES where they

“Perform” as GOD INTENDS then WHAT’S NOT TO “LOVE” anyway???

The “kitchen” and somewhere else are the “two” “places” that

WOMEN (who All Know I “love”) belong - one is where “fat”

“Flour”, sugar”, “eggs” and other “ingredients” meet

In daily “meals” they’re “gratified” to watch their husbands eat

Where once their men have finished eating and gone to relax

By watching SPORTS they CLEAN and SCRUB as “wives” do who aren’t “lax”!!!

The OTHER ONLY “place” GOD intends EACH WOMAN to be

To fill the ONLY OTHER “role” ALL MEN expect to see

Is as you may have guessed THE BEDROOM, but I had best not

Review what goes on therein to “wives” who still remain HOT

Because TRUMPPOEMS tend to be “read” internationally

By “young” and “old” (“young” WOMEN are THE BEST, take it from ME!!!)

 26 September 2026

Trump Declares ‘I Love Women’ While Slamming Barack Obama’s ‘Ridiculous’ Claim That They Should Run Governments. https://flip.it/d-Vx9L

Second Place

I “wondered” where GEORGE SANTOS went and now I finally know:
He’s become a “contestant “ in a “reality show”!
He’s sure to be a SUPER STAR because as all agree
When it comes to “lying” he’s ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME
So even if he comes in “dead last” he’ll still claim HE WON
Because no one as GREAT AS HIM did in that “contest” run!!!

Apparently GEORGE SANTOS has been “lying low” since he

Got “expelled” from “Congress” for “lying” consistently

Which I “thought” then and still “think” now was VERY UNFAIR to

A fellow “prevaricator” who knew how to skew

Apparent “truth” to defend claims he’d ALEAYS WON EACH RACE

He’d entered so in his new “show” NO “egg” will hit his face!!!

GEORGE SANTOS should COMMAND RESPECT for his ability

To turn “truth” to his “advantage” ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME!

In the ALL-STAR “hierarchy” of MASTERS when it comes

To “truth manipulation” where I’m ALWAYS NUMBER ONE

He’s running a “close second” in the CHAMPIONSHIP RACE

Of GREATEST “LIARS” EVER so here’s to his SECOND PLACE!!!

25 September 2026

Disgraced MAGA Star Humiliated in Reality Show Debut. https://flip.it/MXZ6l_

Bumpy Rides

I AM NOT “LOSING IT”, OK?, I’M “SANE” AS I CAN BE!
It’s VERY SANE to remain PISSED OFF “continuously”
When I am forced to deal with INCOMPETENCE day and night
In EVERYONE I MEET who constantly make ME “uptight”
Because unlike the GENIUS I AM they are unable
To MEET MY DEMANDS in ways that are AS SMOOTH as they’re STABLE!!!

BERATING jar-head “pilots” ORDERED to “fly” ME around

Because they can’t fly SMOOTHLY is why once back on the ground

MY Brane regains STABILITY by CURSING those out who

Have not got the ability to fly ME SMOOTHLY through

So-called “turbulent air pockets” they ALWAYS seem to hit

Because UNLIKE ME their ability to fly “choppers” is SHIT!!!

So So What if I’m seen to SCREAM at “Marine pilots” who

Are ORDERED to “transport” ME without “one” BUMP, much less “two”?

I have no time to listen to “excuses” they keep making

About “turbulent air pockets” along routes we’ve been taking

One more BUMPY RIDE and I will FIRE THEM and fly

Their “chopper” MYSELF since NO ONE ‘knows” how to more than I!!!

24 September 2026

‘OMG’: Trump Is Going to Lose It After Leaked Photo of His Second Tense Confrontation with Pilot Goes Viral — One Detail Has Everyone Zooming In. https://flip.it/QanoLn

Spellbound

I WOWED them all in the U.N. the other day, OK?
For “forty” “minutes” they sat SPELLBOUND while I railed away
About HOW HOT! AMERIKA has under ME become
We’re SO HOT now we can treat EVERY other place like SCUM
Including those of so-called “diplomats” sitting SPELLBOUND
Hanging on each THREAT I spewed to put their “nations” down!!!

Of Course MY SPEECH began with PRAISE for ME MYSELF and I

For when you’re SO INCREDIBLE you have to be the guy

Whose “job” it is to remind EVERYBODY ELSE around

NO GREATER PRESIDENT will EVERMORE on Earth be found!

ALL of MY MANY AMAZING ACCOMPLISHMENTS did I

Review to remind them WE’RE HOT! because I’m SUCH A GUY!!!

After taking “credit’ for making MY Country HOT!

I renamed AI “SUPER” because it has got a shot

At being the GREATEST EVER new “technology”

Which in fact may prove almost as “intelligent” as ME

When it comes to STABLE GENIUS like every day

I display so like ME let’s call it SUPER, OK???

I wrapped MY SPELLBINDING SPEECH up by “wondering” aloud

If I should “work” with “Iran” or ANNIHILATE that crowd

Of RAG-HEAD COMMIE MUSLIMS who’ve shown NO RESPECT FOR ME

Which is enough to their COMPLETE DESTRUCTION guarantee

Should I choose to GO NUCLEAR in MEGATON BOMB passes

…Then left the stage to THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE from SPELLBOUND ASSES!!!

23 September 2026

Trump Uses UN Speech for Self-Gratification. https://flip.it/mTbssm

Trump’s UN speech went from campaigning to denial — and then it took a dark turn. https://flip.it/_rIgfn

Trump Humiliated as U.N. Speech Bombs With Bored Audience. https://flip.it/CFRWtt

Off To Golf

So What if MY “WAR” wasn’t over in just two days’ time
As I had “promised” back before it started to decline
Into the “forever” MESS they tell ME it’s become
I can’t let that impact MY goal to get a HOLE-IN-ONE!
I haven’t had one of those since five or so games ago
So let the STUPID WAR RAGE ON, it’s OFF TO GOLF I go!!!

So What if the DUM “cost of gas” is in the “stratosphere”

And the “cost of food” makes less at “dinner time” appear

In the homes of “people” who’ve grown TOO FAT anyway

Because they can only “afford” to buy CHEAP “CARBS”, OK?

Unlike ME they are NOT IN SHAPE because they don’t take time

To PLAY “18” HOLES “5” times WEEKLY” to keep “pounds” in line!!!

So What FAKE FRAUD POLLS “measure” MY “popularity”

As THE LOWEST gained by ANY PREZ in “history”

At least I’m NUMBER ONE AGAIN so Who Cares what they say

Besides - I don’t “believe” a single poll percent”, OK?

Because when I’m “out on the links” MILLIONS there CHEER FOR ME

As do BILLIONS MORE watching ME PLAY GOLF on TV!!!

So don't “believe” a SINGLE WORD you’ve heard about how I

Am “playing fiddle” while “Rome burns”, that was that “Nero” guy

So they tell ME, but HEY! - Who Cares about him anyway?

I’ve MORE IMPORTANT THINGS to “care” about each sunny day

Like LOWERING MY GOLF SCORE by IGNORING STUPID STUFF

That could “distract” ME SO MUCH MY BALLS end up in the rough!!!

22 September 2026

'We are at war': People baffled by video of Trump golfing on Truth Social. https://flip.it/38DW2d

Deciding Mode

Once again it’s up to ME to “decide” what to do
About “Iran” - Do I ANNIHILATE them COMPLETELY or SCREW
Them up a bit beyond half-way to PROVE although I’m TOUGH
I’ll still give them a chance to tell ME “enough is enough”
And SURRENDER TO ME “unconditionally” so
MY VICTORY is TOTALLY how MY WAR’S END will go!!!

Do I BLOW THE ENTIRE NATION UP as MY “decision”

I make in MY “deciding mode” where I brook NO derision

Of ANYTHING I choose to do until I choose to go

Down a completely different path - some BETTER WAY, you know?,

That’s come along to reverse the “firm decision” I’ve made

Before MY TACO tendency did in MY Brane invade???

I’ll have to “decide” what to do before some DUM “Blue Wave”

Arrives as has been “forecast” to sweep to an early grave

Every TOWERING ACHIEVEMENT I have managed to

ERECT throughout D.C. before MY time therein is through

So BLOWING UP “Iran” may soon become the next “decision”

I choose as “practice” for upcoming D.C. DEMOLITION!!!

21 September 2026

‘Do I Blow the Entire Nation Up?’: Trump Says He’s in ‘Deciding Mode’ on Iran War. https://flip.it/Pr_N5W

‘What a Petty Man’: Trump’s Kennedy Center Feud Explodes as Zoomed-In Photo Reveals What He Was Hiding in Plain Sight. https://flip.it/FjMB9S