Blameless Mess

I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** but even I can see
He “learned” important things during the time he “worked” for ME
And of all the things he learned the most important was
To put all ***!!!BLAME!!!*** for “your” own screw-ups on ***!!!OTHERS!!!*** because
If you “accept” that ***!!!BLAME!!!*** yourself you’ll be perceived as ***!!!WEAK!!!***
And once that perception pervades you’ll never it un-tweak!!!

I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** but give him “credit” for

Learning from ME how to keep ***!!!BLAME!!!*** off his screw-up score

By ***!!!ALWAYS BLAMING SOMEONE ELSE!!!*** for anything he’d done

That did not work out as intended which is why the dumb

Jerk just fired “Tesla’s” head of manufacturin’

For ***!!!TOTAL BRAND DESTRUCTION!!!*** attributable to him!!!

And so although I ***!!!HATE!!!*** that bastard ***!!!ELON MUSK!!!*** I’ll say

He obviously “learned” from ME how to turn ***!!!BLAME!!!*** away

From him no matter what the ***!!!MESS!!!*** he himself had created

Which in this case he ***!!!BLAMED!!!*** on someone who’s somewhat related

To the “result” of the ***!!!LOW SALES MESS!!!*** when he “worked” for ME

He brought about by being ***!!!HATED!!!*** universally!!!

27 June 2025

Tesla head of manufacturing Omead Afshar fired by Elon Musk. https://flip.it/Q3LIpe

Total Obliteration Score

I am ***!!!SO VERY ANGRY!!!*** I’m “besides MYSELF” with ***!!!RAGE!!!*** 

About ***!!!LEAKS!!!*** that ***!!!OBLITERATION!!!*** MY ***!!!RAID!!!*** “failed” to stage!

“Iran’s” “capacity” for ***!!!NUKES!!!*** I have ***!!!TOTALLY FINISHED!!!***

And MY ***!!!VICTORY LAP!!!*** I’ll NOT let by ***!!!LEAKS!!!*** be diminished!

“Defense assessments” contrary to MINE are ***!!!TOTAL SHIT!!!***

When I say I ***!!!DESTROYED!!!*** “Iran” that is the ***!!!END OF IT!!!*** !!!

No one has ever been as ***!!!VERY ANGRY AS I AM!!!***

About ***!!TOTAL OBLITERATION!!!*** from MY ***!!!ATTACK PLAN!!!***

NOT being believed exactly as gleefully ***!!!PROCLAIMED!!!***

By ME because some ***!!!LEAKED!!!*** “defense assessment” has since claimed

That the ***!!!GREAT VICTORY LAP!!!*** I took was “premature”

Because of what I ***!!!DESTROYED!!!*** in “Iran” “we can’t be sure”!!!

But thanks to MY ***!!!TREMENDOUS GENES!!!*** each new level I “feel”

Of  ***!!!RAGE!!!*** is never high enough to anywhere near steal

MY “life” from ME “eternally”, it’s ***!!!CONSTANT ANGER!!!*** that

***!!!KEEPS ME ALIVE!!!*** and ready to “at the drop of a hat”

Get ***!!!EVEN ANGRIER!!!*** than I have ***!!!EVER BEEN BEFORE!!!***

When ***!!!LEAKED LIES!!!*** “question” MY ***!!!TOTAL OBLITERATION SCORE!!!*** !!!

26 June 2025

Don The Con Is So Angry, He’s Censoring Intel Briefings To Congress. https://flip.it/3gcuKO

Supreme Leader Trolls Trump by Backing the CNN Intel Lead Driving Him Nuts. https://flip.it/r5ETtn

“President this rattled”: Trump reportedly “spooked by bombshell leak”. https://flip.it/zQZjg1

Mission Accomplished

How dare they call MY ***!!!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!*** boast “premature”?

MY ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** ***TOTALLY DESTROYED!!!*** “Iran” for sure!

All “defense analysis reports” to the contrary

Are ***!!!FALSE!!!***, they’re all ***!!!CONSPIRACIES!!!*** to make ME seem less scary

Instead of a Mucho Macho ***!!!COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!***

Able to rain ***!!!DEATH!!!*** down on “Iran” without relief!!!

How dare they say of MY ***!!!MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!*** “Not So Fast”?

The “Peace Through Strength” ***!!!WAR!!!*** I began is OVER first to last!

Thus I DECREE SO IT MUST BE!!!, that’s how it “works” when ***!!!KINGS!!!***

Say something IS and thus from it all “contradiction” flings!

I therefore REJECT all contrary “defense reports” that

MY ***!!!BUNKER-BUSTING BOMBS!!!*** have NOT ***!!!COMPLETE SUCCESS!!!*** begat!!!

How dare they claim it is “insane” to think MY ***!!!MISSION!!!*** done

When it to ME has OBVIOUSLY gained the TOTAL SUM

Of the “sole “goal” I set for it through ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** I

Sent aloft despite their cost to cause “Iran” to ***!!!DIE!!!***???

MY goal was to refocus wandering ***!!!HEADLINES!!!*** on ME

So “World War III” it may begin was “peripherally”!!!

25 June 2025

Trump wants to declare “Mission Accomplished” on Iran. Not so fast. https://flip.it/81xDs-

Why Americas giant bunker-busting bombs may have failed to miss their target. https://flip.it/fK_xYi

“Peace Through Strength”

MY ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** and MY ***!!!NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!!!*** are BOTH in doubt
Because “They don’t know what the FUCK they are doing” about
Ending the ***!!!WAR!!!*** that I began to prove how ***!!!PEACEFULLY!!!***
I by ***!!!BOMBING THE HELL OUT OF IRAN!!!*** could make ***!!!PEACE!!!*** be!
How dare two pip-squeak so-called “nations” threaten MY ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!***
I’ll ***!!!NUKE THEM BOTH TO RUBBLE!!!*** if they do not “compromise”!!!

“Peace Through Strength” is the “term” that I just invented to

Give MY ***!!!SNEAK ATTACKS!!!*** with ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** their just due!

They paved the way for ME to MY deserved ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!*** obtain

By through ***!!!FIRST STRIKE CAPACITY!!!*** lasting ***!!!PEACE!!!*** through ***STRENGTH!!!*** gain!

But if both sides in the “conflict” know not “what the FUCK they

Are doing” it will threaten to take MY ***!!!PEACE PRIZE!!!*** away!!!

So because neither side knows what the FUCK ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** means

I’ll ***!!!FORCE IT ON THEM!!!*** to protect MY ***!!!NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!!!*** dreams

By exercising MY black sharpie pen to deploy more

***!!!ATTACKS!!!*** until through ***!!!STRENGTH!!!*** I’ve achieved ***!!!PEACE!!!*** through a ***!!!WORLD WAR***!!!

Through enough ***!!!BOMBS AND MISSILES!!!*** to make ***!!!CEASEFIRE!!!*** apply

MY “Peace Through Strength” approach ensures MY ***!!!PRIZE!!!*** they CAN’T deny!!!

24 June 2025

Trump, 79, Explodes in F-Word Meltdown after His Ceasefire Unravels. https://flip.it/xBQDiY

Trump says Israel-Iran Ceasefire is in effect after deal initially faltered. https://flip.it/ShzYuS

GOP lawmakers: Trump ceasefire a sign of “Peace through Strength”. https://flip.it/.T0vIJ

Trump Invented What? Karoline Leavitt Gets Schooled for Bizarre Historical Claim. https://flip.it/LLp9Sp

Team Trump keeps taking credit for coming up with phrases that already existed. https://flip.it/aSShyW

Not A TACO!

I’m ***!!!NOT A “TACO”!!!***, there’s no way I “TACOed” on “Iran”

I cleverly said I’d announce in ***!!!TWO WEEKS!!!*** what MY plan

Would be to kick that “country” back to the ***!!!STONE AGE!!!*** and then

***!!!LAUNCHED AN ATTACK!!!*** in just ***!!!TWO DAYS!!!*** with MY black sharpie pen!

And though ***!!!TWO DAYS!!!*** is “less” than ***!!!TWO WEEKS!!!*** so they’re telling ME

That doesn’t mean I “TACOed”, it means I’m ***!!!SMART AS CAN BE!!!*** !!!

I cleverly “pretended” it would take ME two long “weeks”

Like I have said so many times before to plan the “tweeks”

Needed for a “concept of a plan” for an ***!!!ATTACK!!!***

On a “situation” about which no “clue” or “fact”

Got on MY way in just ** !!!TWO DAYS!!!*** when I sent planes aloft

To ***!!!BOMB THE SHIT!!!*** out of “Iran” and at “TACO” memes scoff!!!

By being ***!!!SO DECISIVE!!!*** I’ve thus proven for all time

That “TACOing” is something to which I NEVER incline!

It’s not being a “TACO” to “pretend” ***!!!TWO WEEKS!!!*** I’d need

When all along I knew that “time” by ***!!!12 DAYS!!!*** would exceed

The time it took MY black sharpie pen to ***!!!REDUCE TO RUBBLE!!!***

“Iran” thus proving ***!!!I AM NOT A TACO’!!!*** on the double!!!

23 June 2025

Trump family member says Trump is “still stinging” from a mocking nickname. https://flip.it/IIC1Yu

This Is Donald Trump’s War, and It’s Only the Beginning. https://flip.it/eIjaTo

Needed Excuse

By refusing to ***!!!GOOSE STEP MARCH!!!*** coordinatedly
“Armed forces” during MY ***!!!PARADE!!!*** ***!!!HUMILIATED!!!*** ME!!!
By “shuffle-stepping” by ME they made ME look ***!!!VERY WEAK!!!***
Instead of their !!!***COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!*** at his very peak
Of ***!!!POWER!!!** so to ***!!!PUNISH THEM!!!*** I’ve started ***!!!WORLD WAR III!!!***
To prove how ***!!!STRONG I AM!!!*** by ***!!!CONTROLLING THEIR DESTINY!!!*** !!!

“Iran” is MY ***!!!NEEDED EXCUSE!!!*** to show how ***!!!MACHO!!!*** I

Am as ***!!!COMMANDER!!!*** of  “soldiers” I can send off to ***!!!DIE!!!***

If need be to ***!!!HONOR ME!!!*** and thus make MY ***!!!PARADE!!!***

A “memory” that rapidly from “history” will fade

So I will be “remembered” as ***!!!HE WHO ATTACKED IRAN!!!***

And not “he who looked like he’d taken a dump on the stand”!!!

“They” say it may NOT be ***!!!WORLD WAR III!!!*** that I’ve instigated

Because I had at MY ***!!!PARADE!!!*** been so ***!!!HUMILIATED!!!***

Well…maybe not…but it will serve it’s main purpose intended

By showing ME as he whose ***!!!MIGHTY POWER!!!*** has defended

By ****!!!ORDERING!!!*** “troops” he **COMMANDS!!!*** to ***!!!REDUCE DOWN TO RUBBLE!!!***

“Iran” to get MY “tarnished reputation” out of trouble!!!

22 June 2025

Trump Bombs Iran and Nukes the Constitution. https://flip.it/4wehPR

Trump has just gambled his second presidency on a potential war with Iran. https://flip.it/m.dNXc

With strikes on Iran, Trump has chosen a path of insanity. https://flip.it/yqLhN3

Clear Cut Offer

I have such a ***!!!GREAT DEAL!!!*** for you! You cannot possibly

Say “NO!” to MY tremendous ***!!!PUBLIC LAND SALE!!!*** you’ll soon see!

Assuming you’re a ***!!!BILLIONAIRE!!!*** and have no use for “trees”

My ***!!!PUBLIC LAND SALE!!!*** will you more than just a little please!

It will convey to you a way to make ***!!!SHITLOADS OF CASH!!!***

By buying ***!!!UNPRODUCTIVE LAND!!!*** you “legally” can ***!!!TRASH!!!*** !!!

Like that old-fashioned “rose garden” I just plowed underground

To build a ***!!!CONCRETE PATIO!!!*** where roses won’t be found

If you buy the ***!!!CHEAP PUBLIC LAND!!!*** I’m offering you will

Be allowed to ***!!!DEVELOP IT!!!*** to your ***!!!BANK COFFERS!!!*** fill

By ***!!!CLEAR CUTTING!!!*** all useless “forests” that were “growing” there 

Waiting for ***!!!EXPLOITATION!!!*** to ***!!!INCREASE YOUR NET WORTH!!!*** share!!!

Thus you’ll make your land ***!!!PRODUCTIVE!!!*** in ways producing more

***!!!WEALTH!!!*** for you from ***!!!LUMBER!!!*** you cut and ***!!!CONCRETE!!!*** you pour!!!

Of course I will be charging you a “finder’s fee” to buy

Land I have made no longer “public” so that you and I

Can ***!!!PROFIT!!!*** from it but don’t worry, though MY “fees” aren’t small

Compared to the ***!!!VAST FORTUNES!!!*** you’ll make they’re not much at all!!!

21 June 2025

For sale by the GOP: Our public lands - and our shared heritage. https://flip.it/5kwk_2

White House Rose Garden bulldozed as work starts paving it over.  https://www.newsweek.com/white-house-rose-garden-renovation-pictures-2088372

Concerned

I tried the “passive approach” yesterday and I’ll tell you
It’s NOT the way to bid a dumb “black holiday” adieu!

So because as all know I am NOT a ***!!!RACIST!!!*** at all
I’ll have to find another way to force that day’s withdrawal

And so in ***!!!ANGRY RANTS!!!*** I will now be blaming it for

Costing ***!!!U.S. BUSINESSES!!!*** a ***BILLION BUCKS!!!*** or ***!!!MORE!!!*** !!!

Being the ***!!!GREATEST BUSINESSMAN!!!*** the world has ever seen

Will give ME the “excuse” I need to “vent” MY ***!!!MAGA SPLEEN!!!***

In ways that appear ***!!!NON-RACIST!!!*** that “Juneteenth” day ***!!!DESTROYS!!!***

By claiming it costs ***!!!BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!*** which much annoys

Fine ***!!!BUSINESSMEN!!!*** like ME so I am ***CANCELLING!!!*** it with

All other ***!!!UNPRODUCTIVE!!!*** “holidays” impacting ***!!!BIZ!!!*** !!!

When it comes to claiming that a ***!!!RACIST!!!*** I am NOT

Citing MY ***!!!BUSINESS!!!*** “acumen” gives ME MY best shot

At ***!!!CANCELLING!!!*** a “black” and therefore ***!!!USELESS!!!*** “holiday”

By saying it will cost ***!!!BILLIONS!!!*** in a ***!!!NON-RACIST!!!*** way!

Let’s see what other “black” crap I can ***!!!DESTROY!!!*** with MY plan

To pose as a “concerned” and thus ***!!!NON-RACIST!!*** ** !!!BUSINESSMAN!!!*** !!!

20 June 2025

Donald Trump spent Juneteenth complaining that it exists. https://flip.it/F145-E

Trump celebrates Juneteenth with a wild rant threatening to cancel it. https://flip.it/W-.0TC

Trump says U.S. businesses can’t afford all these holidays costing “billions of dollars” as Americans celebrate end of slavery with Juneteenth. https://flip.it/W-.0TC

Passive Approach

What the Hell is “Juneteenth”, some kind of “black” holiday???
There’s no way during MY reign I’ll allow it to that stay!
There’s no way I’ll allow DEI jigaboos to stop
MY ***!!!STOCK MARKET!!!*** from keeping on climbing up to the top!!!

I checked MY ***!!!MARKET!!!*** to see how MY ***!!!CYBERCOINS!!!*** were doing

And found out that today no ***!!!HIGHER PRICE!!!*** were they pursuing!

Because this stupid ‘Juneteenth” thing “blacks” call their “holiday”

Had ***!!!CLOSED MY MARKET DOWN!!!*** which held MY ***!!!CYBERCOINS!!! at bay!!!

It maybe makes that asshole Musk as happy as can be

To get a day off before his damned “Tesla” stock he’ll see

Tanking once again thanks to all his personal flaws

But I’m ***!!!PISSED!!!*** some “black holiday” put MY ***!!!MEME COINS!!!*** on pause!!!

And so by ***!!!EXECUTIVE ORDER!!!*** I hereby ***!!!DECREE!!!***

All “holidays” that “honor” “blacks” must henceforth ***!!!CEASE TO BE!!!***

Even those held on weekends that therefore won’t disrupt

***!!!STOCK MARKET!!!*** “operations” I’ll make end in ways abrupt!!!

As all know nobody’s done more for “black” “people” than ME

So it’s NOT because I’m a “racist” that “Juneteenth” will be

Ending, it’s because ***!!!CYBERCOIN PROFITS!!!*** are much more

Important to ME than whatever “Juneteenth” had been for!!!

But because it takes time for ***!!!EXEC ORDERS!!! to things wreck

I guess I can’t stop today’s “Juneteenth”…Oh well, what the heck

I’ll just endorse Hesgeth’s idea to stop “black respect” massive

By ***!!!IGNORING!!!*** their “holiday” through an approach that’s “passive”!!!

19 June 2025

Juneteenth at the Trump White House shows what a difference a year makes. https://flip.it/I6rGsO

What if this was the last Juneteenth? https://flip.it/BAk9SS

Hesgeth Recommended A “Passive Approach” To Honoring Juneteenth. https://flip.it/OTCSqQ

Perfect Fit

The fastest flip-flop “reversal” of “policy” yet seen

By ME since calling ME a TACO had become a meme

Was the fast turnabout about which turn no doubt you’ll hear

Because Nazi Steve and ICE Barbie whispered in MY ear

To “reinstate” without debate or anymore delay

MY “policy” to ***!!!DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS RIGHT AWAY!!!*** !!!

I’d made a few “exceptions” to MY “policy” before

Because ***!!!BUSINESSMEN!!!*** told ME they were starting to get sore

Since without ***!!!DIRT CHEAP!!!*** “labor” they required they could not

Keep ***!!!PROFITS!!!*** from hotels restaurants and agribusiness ***!!!HOT!!!***

So I told ***!!!***ICE GOONS!!!*** “enforcing” ***!!!HOMELAND SECURITY!!!***

To in each of those ***!!!BUSINESSES!!!*** let ***!!!ILLEGAL!!!*** “staff” be!!!

But ICE Barbie and Nazi Steve came running in MY door

To “convince” ME to flip-flop back to how things were before

And since they were the very last to whisper in MY ear

On that day I told them what they both so wanted to hear

And thus the fastest flip-flop “reversal” in history

Provided yet more “proof” why TACO perfectly fits ME!!!

18 June 2025

Stephen Miller and ICE Barbie In Bitter West Wing Civil War Over Round-Ups. https://flip.it/MEtrvo

Stephen Miller is becoming a victim of his own success. https://flip.it/qpuyDH