Fixing Fake Things

AS ALL KNOW “affordability’s” a HOAX, OK?

Which MY “administration’s” WORKING HARD to bring your way!

There’s NO QUESTION it’s something that the DEMONCRATS MADE UP

Which I’ll make you BENEFIT FROM so quick it is “abrupt”!!!

MY “laser-focus” on “affordability” will stay

STRONG to make it more than just for OLIGARCH “friends” pay

So BE PATIENT awhile while a DEM HOAX so FAKE and WEAK

MY “administration” finds some way to FOR YOU tweak!!!

“Affordability Messaging” will “confusedly”

Continue to be alternately SCORNED and STRESSED by ME!

As MY “administration” keeps on “working” OVERTIME

To make the FAKE FRAUD DEMONCRATIC HOAX make your lives fine!!!

BE PATIENT, OK?, because FIXING FAKE THINGS IS HARD WORK!

Especially things left behind by BIDEN (WHAT A JERK!)

Don’t be “confused” by “messaging” MY “admin” to you’s sending

About “focus” on SOMETHING FAKE on which your life’s DEPENDING!!!

23 January 2026

The Trump Administration’s Affordability Messaging Is Confusing Americans. https://flip.it/l0A6FX

Concept/Idea/Plan

There’s a concept of an idea of a plan that MUST BE
REAL no matter what is said by some DUMB “Dane” MP
Because that concept of an idea of a plan is from
The GENIUS of MY BRANE which is STABLE as branes come!!! 

That MP like ALL OTHER “NATO” FOES who say there’s NOT

A concept of an idea of a plan I WILL HAVE SHOT!

They have no further RIGHT TO LIVE if they DO NOT AGREE

The concept/idea/plan THAT IS is a REALITY!!!

ONLY MY BRANE ALONE has the GENIUS to see

The concept of an idea of a plan’s “infinity”

Which is a very very very long time so those say

Who got the word “infinity” to in MY brane make stay!!!

About the concept of an idea of a plan that IS

Despite what some DUMP MP says more “details” I will give

Sometime someday some year ahead but for now why hurry

To reveal them when I have a whole “infinity”???

22 January 2026

Trump-Greenland latest: U.S. president’s claims of a deal with NATO over Danish territory ‘not real’, says MP. https://flip.it/brrFFW

Bored Of Peace

If your “country” receives an “invitation” to join MY
BOARD OF PEACE it had better ACCEPT and here is why:
The HONOR OF MEMBERSHIP on MY BOARD under ME
Will let you visit GAZ-A-LAGO for a REDUCED FEE
If as a MEMBER of MY BOARD you’ve helped ME to efface
The shithole once there that MY GOLDEN RESORT will replace!!!

Once GAZ-A-LAGO’s built the whole world will be THRILLED to see

How I turned a rubble “strip” into SHEER LUXURY

For those willing to pay MY entrance fee of THOUSANDS to

Relax on GOLDEN BEACHES drinking a MAI-TAI or two

And as a MEMBER of MY BOARD your entrance fee will be

MUCH LOWER thanks to the BILLION to join you gave to ME!!!

ONE BILLION is all it will take for your “country” to be

A PERMANENT MEMBER of MY BOARD which as all agree

Is the GREATEST HONOR your “country” will EVER know

And ALMOST guarantees above you MY BOMBERS won’t show

Unless like “Greenland” I decide I want your “country” too

In MY EMPIRE in which case your INVASION is due!!! 

21 January 2026

Trump could potentially chair Board of Peace for life: $1B contributions are voluntary. https://flip.it/D8DAj2

State Of Mind

There is NO “reason” why MY GREAT “stock market” today’s tanking!

It should be EXPLODING UPWARD as its way of thanking

ME for bringing MY Country back from where it had been

In a FLAMING DUMPSTER before I brought TARIFFS in

To make all fine WHITE MAGA folks as RICH as they could be

(Perhaps even AS RICH AS I AM eventually!!!)

What’s happening to MY “stock market” today by and large

Is due to “TARIFF HYSTERIA” caused by MY barrage

Of JUST DEMANDS for “Greenland” with which I’ve become “obsessed”

As the next “country” to be by MY EMPIRE possessed

And MY THREATS against “European Countries” who don’t see

How SECURE they’ll be after they GIVE “Greenland” TO ME!!!

So take a deep breath and relax like I do every day

To make your FAKE FRAUD “TARIFF HYSTERIA” go away!

Once you become “calm” like I ALWAYS AM you too will find

What I discovered long ago - a TARIFF “state of mind”

That will make you ALMOST AS RICH AS I AM VERY SOON

By getting your “investments” headed again TO THE MOON!!!

20 January 2026

Trump administration slams tariff “hysteria” as FTSE 100 sinks. https://flip.it/cOs5lu

Mandatory Attendance

The “National Opera”?…COME ON!…Who the Hell wants to hear
Some fat woman’s loud caterwauling SCREAMS assault your ear
In MY so-called “opera house” in which few now appear

Since I became TRUMP CENTER DIRECTOR once it was clear
A NEW PROGRAM was needed to replace the WOKE DEM MESS
Biden let perform therein to LIBERALS impress!!!

With “musicals” of TRANS FAG DYKES in DRAG I’ve done away

So MY fave “Les Mis” can on stage FOREVER AFTER play

Or at least would have kept playing nightly as I’d intended

Before it too withdrew and thus MY “play schedule” upended

But have no fear, the GREATEST ROCK STAR of all time will stock

MY “play schedule” hereafter, the ONE AND ONLY KID ROCK!!!

KID ROCK will perform EVERY night on each TRUMP CENTER stage

Until I find someone else also willing to engage

In entertaining IMMENSE MAGA AUDIENCES who

Are more than willing to pay prices I REQUIRE to

Night after night after night hear KID ROCK perform the same

Song TRIBUTES to he who I MY TRUMP CENTER did so name!!!

If I can’t find another singer or group who’ll agree

To perform at MY CENTER it won’t matter much to ME

Because KID ROCK has enough “talent” upon which to draw

To FILL MY CENTER EACH NEXT NIGHT with those who last night saw

Him perform for the “umpteenth” time: RICH “friends” who all well know

If they don’t attend EVERY NIGHT under the bus they’ll go!!!

DO NOT “believe” reports of “funeral parlor atmosphere”

Pervading the halls of MY CENTER, those are LIES you hear!

EACH stage will soon be JAM-PACKED each night KID ROCK does perform

By MY GOLDEN AGE MAGA RICH who understand I’ll SCORN

Them and ATTACK them and DESTROY them if they are not seen

EVERY NIGHT KID ROCK on stage MY TRIBUTE SONGS does scream!!!

How can I afford to pay KID ROCK for UNENDING shows

If I can’t find somebody else to MY TRIBUTES disclose?

HIGH TICKET COSTS will help defray “expenses” he costs ME

But even better than MY fees I’ll make him PLAY FOR FREE

Because MY CENTER’s offer is the ONLY “gig” he’s gotten

Since “drug use” and “compete lack of talent” turned his life ROTTEN!!!

So come one come all if you’re RICH and WHITE and want to be

Alive instead of DEAD under a bus where thrown by ME

Which you will be if you do not on EVERY NIGHT appear

In MY CENTER audience to KID ROCK again hear!

I don’t care if you say you’ve heard him MANY TIMES before!

MY PRAISES CAN’T BE SUNG ENOUGH so GO or MAKE ME SORE!!!

19 January 2026

Kennedy Center like a “funeral parlor” as Trump protests continue. https://flip.it/y.TB9K

The Greatest Case

When it comes to “dementia” MY “dementia” is the GREATEST

Of any PRESIDENT’s straight through from the “first” to the latest!

No other PRESIDENT throughout recorded “history”

Has displayed a GREATER CASE of “dementia” than ME!

Even Reagan who at the end was a “vegetable”

Didn’t show the “signs” I’m showing of “dementia’s” pull!!!

I often don’t “know” where I am and/or what there I’m doing

I “confuse” countries I “like” with those I’ll likely be SCREWING

Because they DISRESPECTED ME so MY brane does “believe”

By REFUSING to “help” ME to MY EMPIRE achieve

By “voluntarily” becoming the next “DONALD” STATE

In the “UNITED STATES OF TRUMP” (“dementia” names things GREAT!!!)

“Signs of advanced dementia” from ME are well underway

As displayed by MORE DEMENTED THINGS I do each day

Like “obsessing” about “Greenland” or “forgetting” the name

Of whoever who finally let ME MY PEACE PRIZE obtain!

Not one day goes by without yet another clear sign showing

The GREATEST CASE of PRESIDENTIAL “dementia” keeps growing!!!

18 January 2026

“Sign of advanced dementia”: Trump stuns observers with confusing fundraising message. https://flip.it/2XsFAG

One Key Thing

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “training”, they already know
How to LOCK and LOAD and SHOOT TO KILL because they go
To GUN SHOWS and PROUD BOY RALLIES and NAZI MARCHES where
ICE recruits them to focus fine WHITE “fellowship” they share
With other fine WHITE PATRIOTS motivated by HATE
For ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS plus the WOKE LIBERAL STATE!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “knowledge” of “legality”

No “lawyers” need apply, only MAGAS LOYAL TO ME

As proven by their “voting records” they claim they possess

Of CONSTANTLY SUPPORTING ME to guarantee the MESS

JOE BIDEN and his DEMONCRATIC “party” left behind

They pledge the MANY GUNS they possess to help ME unwind!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ “moral compass” to delay

Their willingness to BLOW “citizen protesters” AWAY

Including F—KING LESBIAN BITCHES trying to run

Them over which is why ICE Goons recruiters have begun

To offer HIGHER “signing bonuses” to those already

With GUN SHOOTING EXPERIENCE that makes their aim ROCK STEADY!!!

ICE Goons don’t need no stinkin’ NOTHING except ONE KEY THING

Which is SHARED HATE for “citizen” TRAITORS at whom I fling

“F—K YOUs” and middle fingers and at wherever I please

Send ICE Goons to slam “citizens” down on crushed bleeding knees

And if they’re “feeling” THREATENED rest assured NOTHING’S RESTRAINING

Them from conducting EXECUTIONS with NO stinkin’ “blaming”!!!

17 January 2026

How are ICE agents recruited, and who are they? https://flip.it/LAKml-

Sticky Mess

I’m “pretty sure” if I keep throwing things against the wall
Something someday will stick enough to end for once and all
Attention to THE EPSTEIN FILES which will be forgotten
If things I throw proceed from strange through weird to downright rotten!!!

MY “Greenland” thing has almost gotten MY FOES to forget

About EPSTEIN through fear that upon NATO they can’t bet

To keep being “our allies” in WARS I’m too threatening

As sticky things against the wall someday I too may fling!!!

But “pretty sure” is not CERTAIN so I’d better keep flinging

Ever stranger weirder rotten things in hopes of wringing

“Memories” of THE EPSTEIN TAPES from “branes” I’ll keep on filling

With BOMBS, KIDNAPPINGS, PEACE PRIZE GRABBINGS, and F—KING BITCH KILLING!!!

Added to the sticky mess I have already flung

Against the wall “No more need for elections” I’ve begun

To float as a “trial balloon” disguised as a JOKE

To further “thinking” about EPSTEIN from “memories” poke!!!

From ILLEGAL ALIENS to “Insurrection Acts”

Through ICE Goon KILLINGS winds MY “pattern” of DISTRACT ATTACKS

But ultimately MARTIAL LAW may finally prove to be

The thing I fling that STOPS THOSE DAMNED FILES STICKING TO ME!!!

16 January 2026

Trump floats new tariffs in push to acquire Greenland. https://flip.it/rtwEAX

Trump’s critics absolutely rage over “embarrassing” move: “F—ing Pathetic”. https://flip.it/fRS5uQ

GOP Senators try to talk Trump down from invoking Insurrection Act in Minneapolis. https://flip.it/p3Hx6h

Getting A Laugh

Of Course I was “being facetious”! I’m a FUNNY guy!

Ending “Midterm Elections” was just one FUNNY way I

Was going for a chuckle from MY audience that was

Filled with LOYAL CULTISTS who came to hear ME because

They knew they would be ENTERTAINED by what to them I said

Including JOKES about things that I “might” do up ahead!!!

Of Course I’d NEVER “consider” a “plan” to do away

With “Midterm Elections” no matter what MY DEM FOES say

About MY “hidden reason” for the “Insurrection Act”

I also JOKED about “invoking” to end each ATTACK

On MY LOYAL ICE Goons by DOMESTIC TERRORISTS

Who as TRAITORS go are HIGH UP on MY TRAITOR’S LIST!!!

Of Course Karoline as always again spoke “truthfully”

This time about MY JOKE about “Midterms” “facetiously”!

Of Course the “Insurrection Act” I well may still “invoke”

Is in NO WAY related to the “cancellation” JOKE

About “Midterms” I “implied” to MY Cultists and MY staff

As a way to lighten things up by GETTING A LAUGH!!!

15 January 2026

Trump threatens to use Insurrection Act and deploy military to Minnesota. https://flip.it/0XpX9D

Trump Says “We Shouldn’t Even Have An Election” As He Threatens Insurrection Act. https://flip.it/kIXzqg

Karoline Leavitt Reacts To Trump Saying “We Shouldn't Even Have Midterms”. https://flip.it/0iEYYR

One Other Thing

Over a thousand “simulations” MY EXPERTS have run
To develop a NEW MEAL PLAN that’s for everyone
Living in MY Country below the “poverty line”
We OLIGARCHS below a couple MILLION BUCKS define
And based on all those “simulations” MY EXPERTS agree
MY NEW MEAL PLAN includes “four” things in its entirety!!! 

One piece of “chicken” and also one piece of “broccoli” too

And one “corn tortilla” and one “other thing” are due

To cost LESS THAN “three dollars” so “affordability”

Even though it’s a DEM HOAX on your plate you’ll soon see

If you STOP COMPLAINING about “prices” being “high”

For “groceries” MY MEAL PLAN proves to you need not apply!!!

What’s that, you ask? What could that “other thing” referred to be

Along with “chicken”, “corn tortilla”, and (yuck!) “broccoli”

That makes the “meal” MY PLAN offers “affordable” to all

Who don’t spend MILLIONS on FEASTS gorged on winter summer fall

And spring? That “other thing” MY NEW MEAL PLAN will reinstate

Is a dollop of KETCHUP as the “fourth” thing on your plate!!!

15 January 2026

The Secretary Of Agriculture Just Shared An Unhinged “Fugal” Dinner Idea For Americans, and Everybody Is Like “WTF”? https://flip.it/47taid

A Piece Of What!? Critics Mock Trump Officials Truly “Dystopian” New Meal Plan. https://flip.it/FbNAC9