Gunboat Diplomacy

I’m going to build BIG BATTLESHIPS and name them after ME

Because when it comes to “class” TRUMP’s the name you always see!

MY BATTLESHIPS will be replete with GUNS and MISSILES too

And a GREAT BIG PICTURE OF ME their crews will bow down to

Every day while on their way to DESTROY ENEMIES

Who’d DARE DEFY MY ORDERS to do WHATEVER I PLEASE!!!

Perhaps I’ll send MY BATTLESHIPS to “Greenland” after they

First sail to “Venezuela” to BLOW MADURO AWAY

“Greenland” is next to “Canada” or so I have been told

So I may have MY BATTLESHIPS both “northern countries” goad

Into becoming MY NEXT STATE MY SHIPS have subjugated 

To make MY “national security concerns” dissipated!!!

Like MY BALLROOM MY BATTLESHIPS will with GOLD be bedecked

To make those who REFUSE “statehood” be by GOLDEN SHIPS wrecked

Which they will be if they don’t see the “error” of their ways”

And ACCEPT their “statehood” UNDER ME as the next phase

Of their “evolution”…MY BIG BATTLESHIPS will pound 

Their “nations” into RUBBLE to make sure they come around!!!

23 December 2025

Trump’s new battleship plan could transform the US Navy, or sink it. https://flip.it/ionHsk

He manes these ships - the Trump class. https://flip.it/s_r44C

What we know about the Trump-class “battleship”. https://flip.it/PkudOO

Recycling

MY “distractions” from “Epstein” grow more frenzied every day
What with getting WAR with “Venezuela” underway
And renaming EVERYTHING in D.C. after ME
And grabbing oil tankers in acts of sheer “piracy”
And releasing reams of blacked-out “papers” that conceal
ALL “Involvement” I might have had in “Epstein”s” sex deal!!!

But no matter what new “distractions” I keep trying out

NOTHING works for long to turn “accusations” about

MY ENEMIES say I was a BIG part of “Epstein’s” crew

No matter how many “redactions” they cannot see through

And even members of MY Cult increasingly complain

MY claims I am “transparent” are transparently INSANE!!!

Since nothing new has been distracting enough to prevent

“Epstein” accusations from MY CRITICS to relent

I “think” I’ll try “recycling” things I did long ago

That back then were so TOTALLY BIZARRE the “Epstein show”

Died down before new “focus” on it got so out of hand

So as MY first “recycled distraction” I’ll use GREENLAND!!!

It’s time to head up “north” again because that “southern” thing

Where I’m threatening WAR did not enough “distractions” bring

To overcome MAGA calls for “Epstein files” release

Which keep increasing with NOTHING I’ve lately done makes cease

So I’ll “recycle” GREENLAND through a “special envoy” sent

By ME to see if he can make them to STATEHOOD relent!!!

If STATEHOOD FOR GREENLAND doesn’t help ME “Epstein” lose

Other past “distractions” I can choose too to reuse

Like insisting CANADA be MY 51st state

Because thanks to MY TARIFFS that “country” is doing GREAT

Or HEY!…Remember when I said that MEXICO would pay

For MY WALL? That “distraction” for a while worked OK!!!

It’s gotten so much harder to create each new “distraction”

That “distracts” from “Epstein” enough to provide some traction

So “recycled distractions” their second time around

May “work” and if not at least they easily are found

And so Louisiana’s governor I’m sending “north” to try

To MAKE GREENLAND A STATE and/or help get ME “Epstein” by!!!

22 December 2025

Trump announces he’d appointing Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry to serve as special envoy to Greenland. https://flip.it/o8CcdQ

Reallocations

Who needs a “weather center” when MY thick black sharpie pen
Predicts where “hurricanes” will headed and be arriving when?

Who needs a “climate center” staffed by “scientific” jokes

When EVERYBODY knows that “climate change” is A Dem HOAX?
So SO WHAT if some EGGHEADS are “upset” I’m SHUTTING DOWN
Some place for which its “funding” a MUCH BETTER USE I’ve found!!!

To get MONEY for “ego projects” GLORIFYING ME

EVERY “federal research center” DISBANDED will be

Including EVERY “center” that on HOAX “science” did coast

Which is why the one in “Colorado” I’ll make toast

And once I’ve cut its “funding” off as I’m intending to

I’ll take the MONEY it received as MY “ego’s” JUST DUE!!!

MY plan to “reallocate funds” MY “ego projects” need

To display “DONALD J. TRUMP”, the NAME on which they feed

EVERYWHERE means closing “federal research centers” down

To clear “funding” I need to slap MY NAME in EVERY town

Starting in D.C. and moving out from there to fetter

ALL buildings to PROCLAIM MY NAME in ALL “climates” and “weather”!!!

21 December 2025

Scientists push back on Trump plan to break up critical climate and weather center. https://flip.it/0F7B.k

Indelible Tribute

MY “Trumpification” across Washington DC

Will remind ALL for CENTURIES I WAS ALL ABOUT ME!

MY SECOND PRESIDENCY is a big black sharpie stroke

That’s putting MY NAME EVERYWHERE whereon I can it poke

As INDELIBLE TRIBUTE to the MOST TREMENDOUS MAN

Who EVER kicked “democracy” in its WOKE LIBERAL CAN!!!

MY “Trumpification” will for CENTURIES recall

To all the PRESIDENT WHO TOWERED above one and all

Because SO MANY places around Washington D.C.

I’ll have “renamed” to make each one of them ALL ABOUT ME

Including MY GOLDEN BALLROOM and PEACE INSTITUTE

And TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER (from which “Kennedy” I’ll boot)!!!

EVERY “government” building in WASHINGTON D.C.

And “monument” I’ll ORDERED RENAMED to GLORIFY ME

Or else TORN DOWN so “structures” that MORE GRANDLY HONOR ME

Can arise in their place to “cement” the LEGACY

I leave behind when CENTURIES hence I ascend to HEAVEN

Having black-sharpied MY NAME’S frequency far past eleven!!!

20 December 2025

Trump Has Already Slapped His Name on the Kennedy Center. https://flip.it/mdZiPN

Trump Gets Latest Participation Trophy As His Name Is Added To The Kennedy Center. https://flip.it/sdA5TN

The Immanent Joy of Detrumpification. https://flip.it/WR2lPx

Ego’s Size

There is a “report” going ‘round that MY BALLROOM won’t be
EVER “built” because the “builder” “building” it is ME
That “report” I’m telling you’s TOTALLY INCORRECT!
MY BALLROOM REALLY WILL BE BUILT right after I connect
The random “dots” within MY brane still trying to “decide”
Exactly how BIG it MUST be, how “long” and “tall” and “wide”!!!

There is a “story” going ‘round MY BALLROOM NEVER will

Be “constructed” because “final plans” I can’t distill

Out of EVER BIGGER “thoughts” for it MY GENIUS brane

Keeps INCREASING so it’s VAST “dimensions” can obtain

The GREATEST “proportions” MY BALLROOM simply MUST be

To reflect MY GREATNESS and “cement” MY LEGACY!!!

There is a “rumor” going ‘round MY BALLROOM will remain

An ‘ugly hole” where it goes because I cannot restrain

MY brane from INCREASING how IMMENSE it has to be

To convey the STATURE of MY OWN IMMENSITY

As the GREATEST PRESIDENT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN

So a “hole” it remains until to EGO’s size it’s grown!!!

19 December 2025

The White House ballroom will never be built. https://flip.it/VpKoTn

Mess Remnants

MY “Presidential Address” last night has not been perceived

Like I was certain it would be because I had I believed

EVERYONE agreed with ME the MESS JOE BIDEN left

Behind for ME to CLEAN UP will take ME more “time” at best

To FIX so I thought MY viewers would nix all criticism

But instead they’re MOCKING ME with TREASONOUS DERISION!!!

MY “Presidential Address” addressed the MESS BIDEN MADE

That MY GREAT LANDSLIDE VICTORY positioned ME to fade

But such a TOTAL MESS cannot be faded overnight

Despite all things I’m doing that are SO COMPLETELY RIGHT

“Historians” will HONOR ME for FIXING BIDEN’S CRAP

So why are viewers saying MY “Address” was LOUD CLAPTRAP???

MY “Presidential Address” was as CLEAR as it could be:

For EVERYTHING that’s screwing up your “lives” YOU CAN’T BLAME ME!

It’s BIDEN’S FAULT and therefore will take “time” before it’s over

But in another year I “promise” you will live in clover

Provided you’re as RICH and WHITE and PRIVILEGED as ME!

If not I don’t “care” if BIDEN’S MESS “remnants” you still see!!!

18 December 2025

Trump screams at America that everything is fine. https://flip.it/J8JJ3a

“Why Is He Screaming?” Trump Presidential Address Underwhelms and Confuses Viewers. https://flip.it/YSlThI

Jingled Away

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way
Straight out of MY Country where you can no longer stay
Because you are an “immigrant” and thus NOT WHITE clear through
And WE WHITES therefore want nothing at all to do with you
So what fun it will be to send your ass far away
To the shitholes you came from to here dreaming you’d stay!!!

Jingle Bells, your “kind” smells, get out of MY sight

Your continued presence in MY Country isn’t right

No matter how “long” your “family’s” lived here locally

Yours is the LAST “generation” WHITES like ME need see

Before MY ICE Goons ARREST you and fly you back to find

The shithole “countries” generations back you left behind!!!

Jingle Bells, no way in HELL will WE WHITES let you stay

POLLUTING OUR Country in every DISGUSTING way

VERMIN like you have when your “kind’s” presence takes its toll

For far too many years before you’re brought under control

Which is what MY ICE Goons are EMPOWERED to convey

To you through DEPORTATION to have you jingled away!!!

17 December 2025

Donald Trump’s White House “Jingle Bells” Video Taunt of Immigrants Draws Fury. https://flip.it/2nlHKk

Scheduled Expansion

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM is scheduled to

Be “completed” right before MY “second term” is due

To also be “completed” right before MY “term” the “third”

Begins (because I’m having MORE in case you haven’t heard)

Right before MY number “four” before MY “fifth” and “sixth”

And “seventh”, “eighth”, “ninth”, and “tenth” “terms” I’ve “added” to MY list!!!

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM each “term” will see

EXPANSION to keep pace with the INCREASED GREATNESS that’s ME

In every “sequential term” displayed to one and all

I’ll cement MY LEGACY “historians” will call

The GREATEST EVER PRESIDENTIAL CENTURY (or “two”

Or “three” depending on what MY GENES allow ME to do!!!)

MY GILDED GOLDEN GLITTERING BALLROOM serves as a warning

To all who think MY “second term” that’s causing them “forelorning”

Simply has to be MY “last” because obviously

MY “physical” and “mental” “health” are very rapidly

“Declining” WHICH THEY ARE NOT so for CENTURIES ahead

MY BALLROOM’S “footprint” I’ll EXPAND because I WON’T BE DEAD!!!

16 December 2025

Trump-backed White House ballroom expected to be completed by 2028. https://flip.it/7X9M8y

Arc de Ego

“Ooo-La-La” and “Sac Ra Blu” and other frog things they
Say in “France” to say MY “Arc de Trump” is ON THE WAY!
A TOWERING ERECTION to MY EGO you’ll soon see

Arching HIGH ABOVE you as you drive into D.C.
(Which by the way I soon may be renaming “District of
Trump” after I from it remove EVERY black-skinned scuzz!!!)

“Sac Ra Blu” and “Ooo La La”, MY “Arc de Trump” will be

The BIGGEST ERECTION that you will EVER see from ME!

Even MY GOLDEN BALLROOM won’t be that much BIGGER than

MY “Arc de Trump” ERECTION I’ll raise HIGHER than the plan

I had for it before new “vision” came for it apace

Into MY brane to make it LARGE ENOUGH TO SEE FROM SPACE!!!

“Ooo La La” and “Es Car Go, “Mer Sea” and “Par Lay Voo”

MY “Arc de Trump” VICTORIOUSLY will proclaim I’m due

To receive MASS TRIBUTE the WORLD will lay at MY feet

Because MY “Arc” will be a HUUUUGEST “arc” ERECTION “feat”

That’s EVER been ERECTED in all “history” before

Because only a “builder” GREAT AS ME could make it soar!!!

15 December 2025

Donald Trump Gives an Update on “Arc de Trump”. https://flip.it/li0qPd

Repossessing Blessing

What do I care if “farmers” may lose their “property” soon
It’s NOT MY TARIFFS that have sent their “incomes” in a swoon!
It’s CHINA’S FAULT for having decided to play “hardball”

By refusing to buy “soybeans” and other “crops” all

U.S. “farmers” “grow” - why didn’t they grow other “crops”

In “fields” they’ll soon be losing after a bill their BANK drops?

IT’S NOT MY FAULT China did not to MY TARIFFS succumb!

It’s the FAULT of “farmers” who had already begun

To “grow” “crops” China could buy elsewhere through non-TARIFFED buys

Once impacts from MY TARIFFS hit between their slanted eyes!

The “farmers” in MY Country jumped the gun with each dumb crop

They’d “planted” before finding out if Chinese “buys” would stop!!!

They tell ME U.S. “farmers” were MY BIGGEST MAGA FANS

Before lost “sales” to China disrupted their “mortgage” plans

But it is NOT MY TARIFFS’ FAULT they foolishly began

To “grow” “crops” China DOESN’T WANT which made ME have to plan

To BAIL THEM OUT by spending BILLIONS I’d much rather keep

For MYSELF but “votes”, I guess, are worth a price so steep!!!

But HEY, there’s one group more important than “farmers” who “vote”

For ME and that’s RICH BANKERS who are set to choke the throat

Of every “farmer” dumb enough to “mortgage” to the hilt

The “property” they “grow” “crops” on the Chinese will now jilt

And even more important to ME is each OLIGARCH

Who owns that land they’ll REPOSSESS once “family farms” go dark!!!

So SCREW poor MAGA “farmers”, their “BAIL-OUT BILLIONS I’ll keep

For MYSELF despite making those “voting” for ME weep

Because they cannot sell the “crops” they “planted” ill-advised

About how China would react to pokes in slanted eyes

And OLIGARCHS will be SO GRATEFUL for “foreclosures” they

Use to REPOSSESS “farmland” they’ll send KICKBACKS BACK MY WAY!!!

14 December 2025

More financially depressed farmers are expected to lose their property soon as loan repayments and income continue to falter. https://flip.it/.wUIc_