Feeding Greed

Apparently there seems to be some “concern” spreading through

The ranks of both MY ENEMIES and poor MAGA chumps too

About the GREAT ECONOMY I promised I’d begin

Delivering on DAY ONE but for the “year” I’ve been in

MY SECOND TERM in “office” of the MANY MORE I’ll hold

They see that ONLY RICH WHITE MEN on MY “promise” are sold!!!

OK…it’s taking “longer” than I “promised” it would be

For WEALTH to “trickle down” below after I made it be

Shoveled up to RICH WHITE “friends” MY “Big Beautiful Bill”

Proved BIG ENOUGH to OVERFILL their “coffers” with a will

But OVERFILLING up above means down below there’ll be

Some “trickle down” on those below if they WAIT PATIENTLY!!!

But since POOR LOSERS down below are expressing “concern”

Rather than WAITING PATIENTLY for “trickle down” to turn

Their “impoverished lives” around a bit they’re tell ME

I had better “do something” since MY GREAT ECONOMY

Is taking “longer” to put “trickle down” pennies in play

Especially now that with pennies I have done away!!!

And so as long as it does not cost ME or MY RICH “friends”

ANY of the WEALTH MY “Big Beautiful Bill” appends

To FORTUNES we’ve already AMASSED I’ll issue permits

That let stop gap “checks” flow below to those IMPATIENT SHITS

Whose “concerns” are THREATENING VOTES MY Congress Toads need

To keep ME JAIL-FREE so they like ME can keep FEEDING GREED!!!

28 December 2025

Trump’s 2026 Resolution: Give People Money. https://flip.it/87xl4l

Coming Soon!

I promised that a GOLDEN ERA I’d get underway
The second I arrived in MY White House on MY FIRST DAY
Of MY SECOND TERM which would have been MY “third” if you
Exclude the BIDEN FIASCO that FAKE FRAUD VOTES let through
But since I’ve now been BACK IN POWER for a YEAR you’ll see
MY GOLDEN ERA in about TWO WEEKS begin to be!!!

OK…so it took a bit “longer” than I said it would

For MY GOLDEN ERA to “begin” but now it should

Be beginning VERY SOON thanks to “numbers” NOT “fudged”

Just released by MY admin that MY GOLD ERA’s nudged

Across the “starting line” from which it won’t be turning back

Because MY NON - “fudged” “numbers” “prove” it’s “finally” ON TRACK!!!

ALL “numbers” released by MY admin hereafter will be

Further “proof” MY GOLDEN ERA’s “gained speed” RAPIDLY

And if “economists” say that those “numbers” too are “fudged”

I’ll THREATEN THEM UNCEASINGLY until each one has budged

Away from their “fudged number” ACCUSATIONS to agree

With ME MY “numbers” “prove” MY GOLDEN ERA you’ll SOON see!!!

27 December 2025

Trump admin fudged the numbers to make faltering economy look better. https://flip.it/gPVxPy

Enough Yet?

You must START WARS before the PEACE PRIZE they will give to you
By STOPPING those WARS you began but more than one or two
Are required to convince the “Noble Committee”
That you are the MOST PEACEFUL MAN “Norway” will EVER see
And that is why “Nigeria” is the NINTH “country” I

Have just decided to above which let MY BOMBERS fly!!!

To be seen as the MOST PEACEFUL MAN in “history”

MANY WARS I MUST begun, with each one ideally

Underway “simultaneously” so I can then stop

Them ALL TOGETHER so the PEACE PRIZE in MY lap they drop

Because they’ll see NOBODY ELSE has EVER caused to “cease”

SO MANY WARS begun so they could be STOPPED to bring PEACE!!!

NINE “countries” should be ENOUGH for ME to in WARS begin

To guarantee ENDING THEM ALL MY PEACE PRIZE I WILL WIN!

But if NINE are not yet ENOUGH to MORE “countries” I’ll send

MY BOMBERS to DESTRUCTION on their “populations” rend

So that after MORE shit holes MY BOMBS have reduced to rubble

ENOUGH WARS I’ll have STOPPED to WIN MY PEACE PRIZE for MY trouble!!!

26 December 2025

U.S. Launches Christmas Strikes on Nigeria - The 9th Country Bombed by Trump. https://flip.it/nwO8xb

Trump Crap

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL but MY ENEMIES!

MAY THEY ROT IN HELL for as a “present” that would please

ME but as for “presents” for you if you’re not MY FOE

Directly to MY TRUMP STORE I now ORDER you to go

To BUY TRUMP CRAP I offer for “advantage” gained by you

For buying them “proves” to ME that your LOYALTY is true!!!

All of your desires to own “mementos” of ME

MY TRUMP STORE allows you to buy VERY EXPENSIVELY

But that EXPENSE should not to you be of any concern

Because how else can you gain that for which your hearts so yearn?

Plus rather than one way “donations” you send ME each day

Buying TRUMP CRAP sends that CRAP in return straight back your way!!!

Buy TRUMP CRAP SNEAKERS, CRAP GUITARS, CRAP WINE, CRAP BIBLES too!

Buy CRAP T-SHIRTS and CRAP BLANKETS when nothing less will do

Than GENUINE TRUMP MERCHANDISE offered to you from ME

For a VERY JUSTIFIABLY EXTREME HIGH FEE

ALL of which goes straight to ME for MY NAME I allow

To be displayed on CRAP for which your LIFE SAVINGS you plow!!!

25 December 2025

All the best gifts for the worst people, courtesy of the Trump family. https://flip.it/6ryV8a

Gunboat Diplomacy II

“Three hundred years” ago or so some “Danes” came in a “boat”

To GREENLAND, some cold icy place that used to be remote

Before I named it KEY to NATIONAL SECURITY

Which I’m convinced it TOTALLY IS according to ME

Because floating around it EVERY night and EVERY day

Are RUSSIAN and CHINESE “boats” planning to MY Country SLAY!!!

I’m “certain” that “three hundred years” ago MY Country had

Also gone up there in “boats” thus making those “Danes” mad

By giving the UNITED STATES an EQUAL RIGHT to claim

The “territory” of GREENLAND despite FOES who complain

That MY “revival” of MY now renewed GREENLAND “distraction”

Is a recycled effort to make “Epstein files” lose traction!!!

Because U.S. “boats” were there too “three hundred years” ago

I have the RIGHT to take from “Danes” “their” land of “ice” and “snow”

As a “buffer” for the NATIONAL SECURITY

I will establish as a VITAL BENEFIT from ME

To the VERY SMALL and WEAK “Greenlander” population

Who will soon see MY “boats” arrive to subjugate their “nation”!!!

24 December 2025

“How Stupid He Is”: Trump Gets a Major Portion of American History Wrong , and Keeps Going, But Mario Rubio’s and Pete Hesgeth’s Faces Say It All. https://flip.it/bsW43F

Gunboat Diplomacy

I’m going to build BIG BATTLESHIPS and name them after ME

Because when it comes to “class” TRUMP’s the name you always see!

MY BATTLESHIPS will be replete with GUNS and MISSILES too

And a GREAT BIG PICTURE OF ME their crews will bow down to

Every day while on their way to DESTROY ENEMIES

Who’d DARE DEFY MY ORDERS to do WHATEVER I PLEASE!!!

Perhaps I’ll send MY BATTLESHIPS to “Greenland” after they

First sail to “Venezuela” to BLOW MADURO AWAY

“Greenland” is next to “Canada” or so I have been told

So I may have MY BATTLESHIPS both “northern countries” goad

Into becoming MY NEXT STATES MY SHIPS have subjugated 

To make MY “national security concerns” dissipated!!!

Like MY BALLROOM MY BATTLESHIPS will with GOLD be bedecked

So those who REFUSE “statehood” will by GOLDEN SHIPS be wrecked

Which they will be if they don’t see the “error of their ways”

And ACCEPT their “statehood” UNDER ME as the next phase

Of their “evolution”…MY BIG BATTLESHIPS will pound 

Their “nations” into RUBBLE if they do not come around!!!

23 December 2025

Trump’s new battleship plan could transform the US Navy, or sink it. https://flip.it/ionHsk

He manes these ships - the Trump class. https://flip.it/s_r44C

What we know about the Trump-class “battleship”. https://flip.it/PkudOO

Recycling

MY “distractions” from “Epstein” grow more frenzied every day
What with getting WAR with “Venezuela” underway
And renaming EVERYTHING in D.C. after ME
And grabbing oil tankers in acts of sheer “piracy”
And releasing reams of blacked-out “papers” that conceal
ALL “Involvement” I might have had in “Epstein”s” sex deal!!!

But no matter what new “distractions” I keep trying out

NOTHING works for long to turn “accusations” about

MY ENEMIES say I was a BIG part of “Epstein’s” crew

No matter how many “redactions” they cannot see through

And even members of MY Cult increasingly complain

MY claims I am “transparent” are transparently INSANE!!!

Since nothing new has been distracting enough to prevent

“Epstein” accusations from MY CRITICS to relent

I “think” I’ll try “recycling” things I did long ago

That back then were so TOTALLY BIZARRE the “Epstein show”

Died down before new “focus” on it got so out of hand

So as MY first “recycled distraction” I’ll use GREENLAND!!!

It’s time to head up “north” again because that “southern” thing

Where I’m threatening WAR did not enough “distractions” bring

To overcome MAGA calls for “Epstein files” release

Which keep increasing with NOTHING I’ve lately done makes cease

So I’ll “recycle” GREENLAND through a “special envoy” sent

By ME to see if he can make them to STATEHOOD relent!!!

If STATEHOOD FOR GREENLAND doesn’t help ME “Epstein” lose

Other past “distractions” I can choose too to reuse

Like insisting CANADA be MY 51st state

Because thanks to MY TARIFFS that “country” is doing GREAT

Or HEY!…Remember when I said that MEXICO would pay

For MY WALL? That “distraction” for a while worked OK!!!

It’s gotten so much harder to create each new “distraction”

That “distracts” from “Epstein” enough to provide some traction

So “recycled distractions” their second time around

May “work” and if not at least they easily are found

And so Louisiana’s governor I’m sending “north” to try

To MAKE GREENLAND A STATE and/or help get ME “Epstein” by!!!

22 December 2025

Trump announces he’d appointing Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry to serve as special envoy to Greenland. https://flip.it/o8CcdQ

Reallocations

Who needs a “weather center” when MY thick black sharpie pen
Predicts where “hurricanes” will headed and be arriving when?

Who needs a “climate center” staffed by “scientific” jokes

When EVERYBODY knows that “climate change” is A Dem HOAX?
So SO WHAT if some EGGHEADS are “upset” I’m SHUTTING DOWN
Some place for which its “funding” a MUCH BETTER USE I’ve found!!!

To get MONEY for “ego projects” GLORIFYING ME

EVERY “federal research center” DISBANDED will be

Including EVERY “center” that on HOAX “science” did coast

Which is why the one in “Colorado” I’ll make toast

And once I’ve cut its “funding” off as I’m intending to

I’ll take the MONEY it received as MY “ego’s” JUST DUE!!!

MY plan to “reallocate funds” MY “ego projects” need

To display “DONALD J. TRUMP”, the NAME on which they feed

EVERYWHERE means closing “federal research centers” down

To clear “funding” I need to slap MY NAME in EVERY town

Starting in D.C. and moving out from there to fetter

ALL buildings to PROCLAIM MY NAME in ALL “climates” and “weather”!!!

21 December 2025

Scientists push back on Trump plan to break up critical climate and weather center. https://flip.it/0F7B.k

Indelible Tribute

MY “Trumpification” across Washington DC

Will remind ALL for CENTURIES I WAS ALL ABOUT ME!

MY SECOND PRESIDENCY is a big black sharpie stroke

That’s putting MY NAME EVERYWHERE whereon I can it poke

As INDELIBLE TRIBUTE to the MOST TREMENDOUS MAN

Who EVER kicked “democracy” in its WOKE LIBERAL CAN!!!

MY “Trumpification” will for CENTURIES recall

To all the PRESIDENT WHO TOWERED above one and all

Because SO MANY places around Washington D.C.

I’ll have “renamed” to make each one of them ALL ABOUT ME

Including MY GOLDEN BALLROOM and PEACE INSTITUTE

And TRUMP-KENNEDY CENTER (from which “Kennedy” I’ll boot)!!!

EVERY “government” building in WASHINGTON D.C.

And “monument” I’ll ORDERED RENAMED to GLORIFY ME

Or else TORN DOWN so “structures” that MORE GRANDLY HONOR ME

Can arise in their place to “cement” the LEGACY

I leave behind when CENTURIES hence I ascend to HEAVEN

Having black-sharpied MY NAME’S frequency far past eleven!!!

20 December 2025

Trump Has Already Slapped His Name on the Kennedy Center. https://flip.it/mdZiPN

Trump Gets Latest Participation Trophy As His Name Is Added To The Kennedy Center. https://flip.it/sdA5TN

The Immanent Joy of Detrumpification. https://flip.it/WR2lPx

Ego’s Size

There is a “report” going ‘round that MY BALLROOM won’t be
EVER “built” because the “builder” “building” it is ME
That “report” I’m telling you’s TOTALLY INCORRECT!
MY BALLROOM REALLY WILL BE BUILT right after I connect
The random “dots” within MY brane still trying to “decide”
Exactly how BIG it MUST be, how “long” and “tall” and “wide”!!!

There is a “story” going ‘round MY BALLROOM NEVER will

Be “constructed” because “final plans” I can’t distill

Out of EVER BIGGER “thoughts” for it MY GENIUS brane

Keeps INCREASING so it’s VAST “dimensions” can obtain

The GREATEST “proportions” MY BALLROOM simply MUST be

To reflect MY GREATNESS and “cement” MY LEGACY!!!

There is a “rumor” going ‘round MY BALLROOM will remain

An ‘ugly hole” where it goes because I cannot restrain

MY brane from INCREASING how IMMENSE it has to be

To convey the STATURE of MY OWN IMMENSITY

As the GREATEST PRESIDENT THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN

So a “hole” it remains until to EGO’s size it’s grown!!!

19 December 2025

The White House ballroom will never be built. https://flip.it/VpKoTn