Some Superhero ME

For MANY “hours” yesterday I posted pictures that
Showed ME wearing MANY types of SUPERHERO hat
And “maps” proclaiming “North America” was MINE to take
And claims that COMMIE DUMOCRAT “complaints” of “costs” are FAKE
And MANY OTHER random posts SO CRAZY I may see
The “25th Amendment” VERY SOON coming for ME!!!

For MANY “hours” yesterday “Truth Social” ran SO HOT

With “image” after “image” showing MY EGO was SHOT

Full of “visions” of MYSELF with very little room

Left within MY Brane to dispel AMERIKA’S GLOOM

With SO MANY “demonstrations” of EGO there to see

It’s little wonder the 25th’s HEADED STRAIGHT FOR ME!!!

For MANY “hours” yesterday and again today too

MY Toadies occupying Congress did not have a clue

Of how to “justify” MY EGO postings that this Fall

May be the “last straw” that lines them ALL up against the wall

For their Midterm DEFEAT which will be a DUM thing to “fear”

Because some SUPERHERO ME will their VICTORY steer!!!

8 September 2026

Trump went on another Truth Social posting spree and people have had enough. https://flip.it/diXlpT

Trump Says He Wants To Rename A U.S. State In Stunning Daylong Meltdown. https://flip.it/rgFZRN

Donald Trump as Green Lantern? Why the Trump administration needs to stop (mis)using pop culture references. https://flip.it/X3-2uA

Calls Grow to Invoke 25th Amendment After Trump’s AI Truth Social Posts. https://flip.it/sWbNYD

Midterm Strategy

MY “Midterm Strategy” is BRILLIANT if I do say so
MYSELF because it's ALL ABOUT ME so even although
I’m “personally” not “running” on “one” ballot come this “fall”
“Pretending” I’m on EVERY ONE will WIN them one and all!
What more do MAGA “candidates” in EVERY “race” require
Than MY “implied” presence to make their VICTORY transpire!!!

MY “Midterm Strategy” will GUARANTEE a MAGA WIN

In EVERY “Midterm” race long before it starts to begin

Because whoever’s “running” I’ll be standing by their side

On their “campaign trail” or at least I’ll be there as “implied”

And by making the “focus” be on ME MYSELF and I

I’ll be the “reason” for the WIN by EVERY MAGA guy!!!

MY “Midterm Strategy” won’t MAGA “candidates” constrain!

Who Cares what “skeletons” their “background closets” may contain?

With ME beside them on their “ballot” theoretically

BILLIONS of “voters” will “vote” for them to thus VOTE FOR ME

So there’s NO WAY a “candidate” I “pretend” I’m beside

Can “lose” because MY “strategy” will turn their “Midterm” tide!!!

7 September 2026

Donald Trump Approval Rating Falls to Record Low on Economy—Poll. 
https://flip.it/eFZEad

Pay No Attention

PAY NO “attention” to “concerns” a “brunette” I may ME!

MY TOTALLY NATURAL “hair” is YELLOW as can be!

It’s just a wee bit “darker” because “Iranian” SCUM

Are keeping ME so busy I can’t get out in the sun

To PLAY GOLF where “sun-bleaching effects” of MY GOLF GAMES will

Restore MY “hair” to GOLDEN HUE that sunlight will instill!!! 

PAY NO “attention” to what your “eyes” in FAKE “photos” see!

BELIEVE ME when I say I’m “brunette” TEMPORARILY

The GLORY of the GOLDEN CROWN of “hair” atop MY “head”

Will return to “normalcy” VERY SOON as I’ve said

Once “Iran” SURRENDERS which they VERY SOON will do

After which MY “sun-bleached hair” will once again shine through!!!

PAY NO “attention” to “reports” that say I have become

“Brunette”, it just takes VICTORY and GOLF GAMES in the SUN

To restore the GOLDEN “color” MY “hair” will become

Once I return to the “links” after KILLING RAG-HEAD SCUM

Who still REFUSE to BOW to their DESTRUCTION I’ve ignited

With BOMBING RUNS I’ll now INCREASE to get MY “hair” re-lighted!!!

6 Sep 2026

‘What in the world?’ Trump sparks online frenzy with head-turning new look. https://flip.it/Gye_wt

Trump Is Apparently A Brunette Now, And The Internet Has Completely Lost Its Mind. https://flip.it/oI-8SR

Don’t Call It War! II

MY minor squabble’s NOT a WAR as I said yesterday
It’s ONLY “small potatoes” and has ALWAYS been that way!
No matter what FAKE FRAUD “reports” say about it’s “duration”
It’s had NO IMPACT AT ALL on how I’m “leading” MY nation
To the TREMENDOUS “future” ONLY I ALONE can see
Which “eons” after I’m “gone” will remain MY “legacy”!!!

MY teeny tiff is NOT A WAR as yesterday I said

So don’t let FAKE FRAUD “critics” plant that “WAR” word in your head!

It’s NOT A WAR no matter what DUM “critics” “think” it means
It does NOT “amount” to even a TINY “hill of beans”

Somewhere beyond the far “horizon” it may be occurring

Who Cares? Here “at home” I’m pursuing things MUCH MORE ALLURING!!!

Consider if you will MY BALLROOM climbing to the sky

And MY TREMENDOUS ARCH who’s “groundbreaking” is at last nigh

And TRUMP-Kennedy Center I’m  ow planning to TEAR DOWN

To replace it with a GREAT BUILDING on which MY NAME’S found!

As MY “legacy” takes shape at an increasing pace

I won’t let some DUM NON-WAR splatter egg upon MY face!!!

And so today again I say MY “conflict’s” NOT A WAR!!!

At best it’s but an “altercation” tending to “encore”

So STOP saying it’s something I say IT IS NOT, OK?

Just call it “small potatoes” like I do to thus convey

It’s MINIMAL IMPACT on MY TREMENDOUS “legacy”

That’s “breaking ground” in EVERY corner of former D.C.!!!

5 September 2026

Trump downplays the conflict with Iran. Is it a sign of trouble for his presidency?. https://flip.it/tntE0T

Trump downplays conflict, calls Iran war 'small potatoes'. https://flip.it/83D2P

Trump's arch may break ground without final approval. Veterans are trying to stop it. https://flip.it/LjC8XN

Don’t Call It War!

As MY so-called “V.P.” just said “I wouldn’t call it WAR”
That thing I started in “Iran” is a “tiff”, nothing more!
A “slight misunderstanding” is all it’s amounted to
Despite “squabbles” that prevent OIL “tankers” getting through
Some STUPID “straight” because some DUM “disputes” as yet still linger
Because DUM “Iran” won’t stop giving ME the “SCREW YOU” finger!!!

I wouldn’t call it WAR because “the rule of law” tells ME

ONLY “Congress” “declares” WARS and Of Course I “agree”!

And besides it’s NOT “big enough” to meet WAR’s computation

And so at best it maybe can be called an an “altercation”

But whatever “name” for it is applied there’s NO WAY

It can be called “WAR” because I WIN MY WARS THE FIRST DAY!!!

Call it a “disagreement” with that rag-head JERK “country”

If you will, what you call it makes NO difference to ME

Call it what you will just as long as you DON’T say “WAR”

Is what it has become and will remain FOREVERMORE!

Besides you CANNOT call it “WAR” since “Congress” didn’t say

It was “before” or “after” I BLEW “Iran’s” ASS away!!!

4 September 2026

‘I Wouldn’t Call It a War,’ Says JD Vance After 6 Months of Trump’s Failed, Costly, and Illegal War on Iran. https://flip.it/xRREHw

Mean Meems

Can you believe it? A BILLIONAIRE “friend” I know VERY WELL
Went to buy a Gulfstream Jet and they said GO TO HELL
In “Canada” where they would it NOT “certify” because
The ‘kanuks” support a competing company, the SCUZZ!
EVERYBODY knows “Gulfstream’s” the BEST JET YOU CAN BUY
To you and your RICH FAMILY off to “the south of France” fly”!!!

I’m “right” about “Gulfstream”, OK?, it’s the BEST JET that I

And every other BILLIONAIRE can with hard-earned BUCKS buy

So why so many so-called “meems” have filled the “internet”

With ANGRY comments I’m “as out of touch” as I can get?

Of Course ONLY RICH MEN LIKE ME can PRIVATE “Gulfstreams” buy

But the “promise” of “trickle down” will SOON let you so fly!!!

It’s SO VERY UNFAIR so many MEAN “meems” are complaining

About ME being “out of touch” with “conditions” prevailing

All across AMERIKA except among those who

Like ME can purchase PRIVATE JETS whenever we want to

But HEY! So What if LOSERS LIKE YOU “struggle” to get by?

If you were SMART AS WE RICH ARE by “Gulfstream” too you’d fly!!!

 

3 September 2026

'Out of touch': Trump's rant about private jets has everyone saying the same thing. https://flip.it/oWxLQe

Set Pattern

I follow a set pattern and I’ve done so all MY life

Because it channels BLAME away from ME to reduce STRIFE

I’d be facing EVERY time another “project” I

Stoke to stroke MY EGO I’ve begun before I fly

On to GREATER “project” I’m MORE “excited” about

Thus leaving those I’ve begun in a MESS once I’ve pulled out!!!

MY set pattern predominates each brand new “project” I

Begin which then bids EVERY one I’ve begun a goodbye

I NEVER “finish” one before MY EGO’s ushered in

MY next “project” MY EGO tells ME it’s time to begin

Thus leaving a SAD SORRY MESS behind once I’ve moved on

To MY next “project” hastening MY EGO STROKES along!!!

MY set pattern I standardized over MANY “years” I

Applied it has ensured BLAME to ME NEVER can apply

Every time I’ve moved on from “projects” I’ve started to

Begin before MY next makes those I’ve started done and through

Because AS ALL KNOW MY EGO is SO TREMENDOUS it

CAN’T BE BLAMED for seeking BIGGER STROKERS to it fit!!!

31 August 2026

‘Wow’: Trump’s Freedom 250 Race Is Over — But D.C. Drivers Are Still Stuck With the Mess He Left Behind. https://flip.it/pLq9rD

Amazing Names

MY POWER’s SO MUCH GREATER than it used to be before
MY GENIUS persuaded ME to start MY “Iran” WAR
Which is going VERY WELL as I am sure you’ve heard
From MY pig lips SO MANY TIMES the “number’s” grown absurd
And since MY POWER’S GROWN SO GREAT I CAN DO ANYTHING
I WANT TO which includes “petulant” OUTBURST “names” I fling!!!

MY “petulant” NAME OUTBURSTS make MY ENEMIES all see

Whatever “names” they once “named” things mean DOODLE-SQUAT to ME

And EVERY “name” MY “petulant” NAME OUTBURSTS next decree

Become FOREVER AFTER the “name” I SAY IT MUST BE

With NO return to former “names” once used to “call” something

Before MY latest “petulant” OUTBURST made NEW “names” ring!!!

So with MY “Lake America” I’ve by new OUTBURST thrown

“Petulantly” out to join MY “Gulf” I from MY THRONE

“Petulantly” threw out before I’ve begun surrounding

MY Country with “bodies of water” whose names are ASTOUNDING

Because ONLY MY GENIUS and POWER could have come

Up with such AMAZING “names” for places “named” SO DUM!!!

30 August 2026

Trump's 'petulant' new outburst exposes how 'powerless' he now feels. https://flip.it/oK3tXS

Honorifics

I have “renamed” a “gulf” and now a “lake” also so why
Shouldn’t I next a new name to an “ocean” apply?
As KING in all but name (which I will soon be changing too)
Whatever I want done I have the POWER to it do!
And since MY Country borders on “two” “oceans” then why not
Rename “one” of them? (Or maybe BOTH? It’s worth a shot!!!)

MY “Gulf of America” and “Lake America”

Are MY latest changes to names that stuck in MY craw

MY re-named “gulf” because DUM greasy “Mexico” won’t pay

For MY WALL I’m building with tax dollars anyway

And MY “lake” I’ve renamed because DUM “Canada” won’t go

Along with MY trade “policies” so BYE “Ontario”!!!

No “ocean” linked to MY Country from “sea to shining sea”

Has as yet done something Ive heard about that’s PISSED OFF ME

But why wait when I OWN BOTH “oceans” I have POWER to

Rename after AMERIKA…or HEY! Here’s what I’ ll do!

NO LONGER will MY “oceans” be “Atlantics” or “Pacifics”

Hereafter “TRUMP OCEAN” “ONE” and “TWO” are their HONORIFICS!!!

29 August 2026

Trump’s ‘Lake America’ Stunt May Seem Like A Joke, But It Also Shows His Ignorance Of Native History. https://flip.it/ll3b08

Honors Due

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”! I’m as “happy” as can be
Because I’ve just re-named a STUPID “lake” that used to be
Called “Ontario” to give it a TREMENDOUS name
That is ALMOST as GREAT AS MINE with almost as much FAME
As it would have if I had re-named it “LAKE DONALD TRUMP”
Which I’ll do after the name “LAKE AMERICA” I dump!!!

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”, it takes GENIUS, OK?

To come up with a way to SCREW CANADA on the way

To making it the “51st State” in the panoply

Of former so-called “nations” who UNDER MY HEEL will be

After MY AMERIKA has absorbed far and near

EVERY so-called “nation” in MY “Western Hemisphere”!!!

I AM NOT a “sad weirdo”, MY EMPIRE I’ve been growing

Will once I’m through bring HONORS due to former “nations” sowing

“Resistance” to “incorporation” into MY DOMAIN

In which they’ll have NOTHING TO LOSE and EVERYTHING TO GAIN

Because as absorbed members of “THE EMPIRE OF TRUMP”

The GREATEST NAME IN HISTORY will replace each I dump!!!

28 August 2026

‘You Sad Weirdo’: Chris Hayes Lights Up ‘Deeply Pathetic’ Trump Over ‘Lake America’ Stunt. https://flip.it/3mqAIa

"Lake America," you say? PM Carney, Hilary Clinton, among leaders across Canada and U.S. roasting Trump over rename. https://flip.it/0F64LZ

Soon the ‘Trump Earth’: President’s renaming of Great Lake pushes US and his administration to brink of absurdity. https://flip.it/jLLgc2