Penalty Flagrancy

If you “report” HOAX NEWS about MY “Iran” WAR then MY
FCC Chair will make your “broadcast license” go bye-bye!
The ONLY “coverage” of MY WAR I’ll allow “broadcast”
Is PRAISE for TOTAL VICTORY that’s COMING SOON at last 
Which is just a bit “overdue” since back when I’d begun
MY WAR which was told would END by the END OF DAY ONE!!!

DAY ONE’s long gone as is WEEK ONE and TWO, which means WEEK THREE

Will surely bring the END of “conflict” TOTALLY

So “three” is now the ONLY WAR “end date” I will allow

“Media” to “broadcast” and it’s too delayed somehow

Then the NEXT “end date” I’ll allow be “broadcast” better  be

EXACTLY what I say it is if your “license” you’d see!!!

It’s HOAX NEWS that MY FCC just “hatched” a “fascist plot”

To “suppress news reporting” that MY NEXT “end date” has got

About as much chance as DAY ONE had and WEEK ONE will see

And as much as EACH “subsequent end date” can “guarantee”!

But ANY “coverage” of “end date failure” or “delay”

By ANY “broadcast station” will take their “license” away!!!

15 March 2026

Trump’s FCC Chair Threatens to Pull FCC Licenses Over Negative Iran War Coverage.  https://flip.it/fjFckE

Trump Goon Threatens Broadcasters Over “Hoax” War Coverage. https://flip.it/vUVgSE

Trump’s FCC Chairman faces backlash after threatening broadcasters over Iran war coverage: “Flagrantly anti- First Amendment”. https://flip.it/GxHhxj

You Have To Say

MY “Secretary of WAR” looks the part you have to say

When it comes to MACHO when “facts” don’t get in the way

Before each new THREAT he makes of EXPANDING MY WAR he

Expands the make-up on his face to “militarily”

Appear to be the FORCEFUL LEADER he’s required to

Be to convince “real generals” RESPECT to him is due!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “talks the talk” you have to say

That should have made “Iran” SURRENDER in ONLY ONE DAY

Which they did not do so he has to THREATEN EVER LOUDER

That he will turn MORE “population” into BLOODY CHOWDER

Like THEY DID to those “schoolgirls” with the “Tomahawk” that THEY

Had obviously SOLEN from U.S. FORCES away!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” “walks the walk” you have to say

In each more “frantic” effort to FORCE VICTORY MY WAY

But “looking”, sounding”, and “walking” the part has NOT conveyed

“Confidence’” he’s bringing an END to the cavalcade

Of “consequences” of MY WAR that each day more spills through

The ECONOMY I FIXED that Joe Biden did SCREW!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” WON’T last long I have to say

In his position if VICTORY he’s NOT FORCED MY way

VERY SOON as he “promised” ME it most surely would

Once their “Ayatollah” and his “generals” he’d KILLED GOOD

Which “walking the walk” of WAR did but THEY STILL WON’T SURRENDER

Despite his “talking the talk” THREATS and “looks” make-up can render!!!

14 March 2026

The dangerous significance of Pete Hesgeth’s “no quarter” Iran war pledge. https://flip.it/3p_Z1a

Pete Hesgeth’s manly act is backfiring. https://flip.it/Mu4-2m

Unfortunately

Unfortunately Senator Rick Scott was heard to say
Prices would “unfortunately” keep going the way
They have unfortunately been going since MY “Iran” WAR
Unfortunately DID NOT END in a “few” days (no more!)
As I unfortunately had been ill-advised it would
By “advisors” who unfortunately are NO DAMNED GOOD!!!

Unfortunately the “Internet” has been going crazy

Because Scott’s “net worth” is unfortunately not too hazy

He is unfortunately worth around $500 million

Which unfortunately means high prices won’t be killin’

His ability to “thrive” while unfortunately

POOR LOSERS won’t unfortunately live so easily!!!

Unfortunately Scott is being seen to “represent”

Those those POOR LOSERS unfortunately call “the 1%”

Which is truly unfortunate because it isn’t true:

Scott’s $500 Million isn’t unfortunately due

To making him a “1%er” unfortunately

Which unfortunately for him it takes A BILLION to be!!!

Unfortunately therefore all mean memes swirling around

The “Internet” unfortunately aren’t on solid ground

When they mock Rick Scott for saying unfortunately

Prices will unfortunately higher yet still be

Because they incorrectly think he’s unfortunately

Among the 1% he unfortunately can’t yet be!!!

13 March 2026

The Whole Internet Lost It After Sen. Rick Scott Said Prices Are “Unfortunately” Going Up. - And Yes, He’s Reportedly Worth $500M. https://flip.it/vJ0pfd

Under The Bus

You will NOT be shocked, shocked I tell you, to learn about how
MY “advisors” advised ME to into “Iran” plow
With MILITARY MIGHT backed by ASSURANCE there would be
A FAST and TOTAL VICTORY attributed to ME
But so far that’s NOT the result of THEIR “endeavor” so
UNDER THE BUS each of them who “ill-advised” ME go!!!

MY so-called “son-in-law” UNDER THE BUS I’m throwing first

Along with “real estate” Wycoff whose “advice” was the WORST

When it came to “diplomacy” of which both had NO CLUE

Then UNDER THE BUS MY “Secretary of WAR” next goes too

Because he “advised” ME VICTORY I’d SWIFTLY achieve

In LESS THAN A DAY after I’d made dumb rag-heads there grieve!!!

To finish round one of MY UNDER THE BUS carousel

Of “advisors” thrown there because THEIR WAR’S NOT GONE WELL

Little Mario will also be in line to see

What undersides of busses look like when “advice” to ME

Results in MAKING ME LOOK BAD which as CAPITAL SIN

Goes is the WORST SIN any “advisor” can begin!!!

Because as all know I’M NEVER for ANYTHING to “blame”

You WON’T be shocked, shocked I tell you, when you hear ME explain

That is was MY “advisors” who DUMPED ME INTO THIS MESS

By ASSURING ME THEIR WAR with “Iran” would ME BLESS

With PRAISE for RAPID VICTORY whereas instead there’s FUSS

So each of their “ill-advised” asses go UNDER THE BUS!!!

12 March 2026

“Leave Me Out Of This!” Trump Starts Rattling off the Advisors Who Dumped Him Into This Mess… https://flip.it/pxPo7d

Any Damn Thing

Of Course MY “Secretary of WAR” is spending a bunch!

It’s IMPORTANT to IMPRESS those you invite to lunch

With EXPENSIVE food you serve them every time they eat

Because fine food PROVES NOBODY can your WAR MACHINE beat

For if you’ve got CASH needed to buy LOBSTERS by the TON

Imagine the CASH you’ve got to spend on WARS you’ve begun!!!

MY “Secretary of WAR” knows EXACTLY what to do

To IMPRESS so-called “allies” who HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE

About the VAST AMOUNTS OF CASH “modern” WARFARE now takes

To ATTACK without “strategy” and COVER UP “mistakes”

Like BOMBING YOUR ENEMY into TOTAL SUBMISSION

Based on a “feeling” based on “fact” NOT based on “stated mission”!!!

DO NOT DARE “criticize” MY “Secretary of WAR” for

His LOBSTERS, CRABS, and PIANOS, ALL of which we need for

Proving that AMERICA has MORE CASH than we need

To WAGE WAR ANYWHERE ON EARTH at SUPERSONIC SPEED

In fact it proves we can afford ANY DAMN THING WE CHOOSE

To EAT, PLAY MUSIC ON, or WAGE WARS CASH WON’T LET US LOSE!!!

11 March 2026

War Rations https://flip.it/lpZ0Co

Very Complete Beginning

MY “Iran” WAR as I just stated is VERY COMPLETE

And also just THE BEGINNING because BOTH “times” compete

With each other inside MY STABLE GENUIS Brane

To “quantify” the amount of “time” MY WAR will remain

Before its POWER TO DISTRACT from Epstein loses steam

And like a miracle has faded away like a dream!!!

MY WAR is VERY COMPLETE because the COMPLETE DESTRUCTION

Of that shit-hole has ALMOST COMPLETELY fulfilled the function

I set for it to be reduced into a smoking rubble

Heap from which the rag-heads there can no longer cause trouble

By sending “drones” and “missiles” flying of which VERY FEW

Remain within their “arsenal”(surely no more than “two”)!!!

But VERY COMPETE isn’t COMPLETE TOTALLY and so

MY WAR’s also at THE BEGINNING of the next shit show

I will be raining down on them from dark skies up above

To show those I’ve FREED FROM OPPRESSORS how much them I love

By KILLING GOONS “oppressing” them so after WAR they’ll be

Like fine WHITES MY ICE GOONS don’t shoot living a life that’s FREE!!!

Stop asking DUMB QUESTIONS about how “contradictory”

“Schedules” for BOTH the “end” and the “start” of WAR can be

Achieved - When you’re a GENIUS your “strategy” is NEVER

To be “clear” about what you “plan” to do and so whatever

You say you say will be the way your WAR’s “schedule” will be

Will be the way you say it is to “start” to “end” it, see???

10 March 2026

Trump Says Iran War Is Both “Very Complete” But Also Just “The Beginning”. https://flip.it/kmhv0p

WTF Is Happening?

NO ONE “knows” MORE about WAGING WAR than I do, OK?,

Because I’ve spent MY WHOLE “lifetime” in a “litigious” way!

More than 4000 LAWSUITS I have waged against MY FOES

Of which EVER MORE DAILY I to MY LAWSUITS expose

MY constant LAWSUITS have made ME the BEST “Strategist” ever

When it comes to any kind of ATTACKING endeavor!!!

So MY WAR with “Iran” I based on BRILLIANT “Strategy”:

After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” they’d BOW DOWN TO ME

To THANK ME “profusely” for FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY

Which ONLY I ALONE could have brought them so RAPIDLY

Plus MY “advisors” PROMISED they’d SURRENDER ON DAY ONE

So WTF IS HAPPENING with the WAR I’d begun???

Of Course WTF’s HAPPENING is NOT MY FAULT AT ALL!

I BLAME IT on DUMB rag-heads who refused to hear MY call

For them to take their shit-hole so-called “country” back again

After I’d KILLED their “Ayatollah” to PROVE I’m their “friend”

And on MY DUMB “advisors” who by “misinforming” ME

Upset the CERTAIN VICTORY of MY GREAT “Strategy”!!!

WHATEVER TF HAPPENED that made MY “Strategy” go

NOT as it WOULD HAVE if I ALONE had run the show

I WILL FIND OUT and when I do I’ll THROW UNDER THE BUS

EVERYONE who SCREWED IT UP and thus made SUCH A FUSS

With MY WAR and MY “DOW” which is NO LONGER 50K

Since those I’ll FIND TO BLAME got into MY “Strategy’s” way!!!

9 March 2026

Trump Blindsided By What’s Happening In His Own War. https://flip.it/W7Zas0

Screw “S”

You see? Just like I told you! There is REALLY going to be
A SHIELD OF AMERICA like I said on TV
Except they told ME to put “s” at the end of a word
To make it “plural” because as by now you may have heard
Of “22” so-called “nations” invited to MY “summit”
“12” showed up so that’s “plural” because more than “half” done it!!!

Of Course I told those spic-speakers I was NOT going to learn

Their damn “language” since I’m BUSY making “Iran” BURN

Even though I’m pretty good at “language learning” skills

They all speak ENGLISH anyway so why take extra pills

To “focus” MY GENIUS Brane on learning with ease

Their garbled “lingo” I won’t need to hear after they leave???

In the photo of ME and the “12” who bothered showing

Up you may have noticed someone missing who is NEVER going

To be up on stage with ME: MY “Special Envoy” who

PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH I want with her NOTHING TO DO

Kristi “Puppy Killer” Noem I off-stage had sat

In the corner because on ME she in public shat!!!

Gnome Noem’s DUMB ENOUGH to think she really has a job

Especially created as part of MY SPIC-SHIELD mob

She probably “believes” that as MY “Special Envoy” she

Will be doing something somebody someday will see

But I made her sit in the corner so she’s seen as SCUM

By MY SHIELD OF AMERICA (SCREW “s” - THERE’S ONLY ONE!!!)

8 March 2026

“Shield of Americas” summit: Trump to Latin America leaders, “I’m not learning your damn language”. https://flip.it/7-re92

Gnome had to sit in the corner. https://flip.it/vggs41

It Doesn’t Really Matter

As MY blonde bimbo “spokes-girl” said it “doesn’t really matter”

If Russian “intelligence” is “helping” “Iran” splatter

A VERY FEW “soldiers” who I have ORDERED “in harm’s way”

Because “casualties” ALWAYS HAPPEN when there’s WAR, OK?

Besides they’ll SOON SURRENDER so they CAN’T kill many more

Plus NOTHING MY pal Vlad has done has EVER made ME sore!!!

As MY blonde bimbo Leavitt said it “matters” NOT AT ALL

If Russian “intelligence” in Iran’s hands should fall

Because the WEAPONS I COMMAND will OVERWHELMINGLY 

Make Iran BEG TO SURRENDER VERY SOON to ME

So why should I be “concerned” about “intelligence” that

MY buddy Putin may or may not have pulled from his hat???

As MY blonde bimbo “mouthpiece” said it “matters” NOT A HOOT

If Russian “intelligence” shows Iran where to shoot

Because VERY SOON I’ll have a whole lot MORE MISSILES than they

Had even before they had started throwing them away

At “locations” NOWHERE NEAR Mar-a-Lago so why

Be “concerned” with “intelligence” that’s makes some shit-holes fry???

As MY blonde bimbo “implied” what would “matter” would be lack

Of MY “fact-based feeling” that Iran PLANNED TO ATTACK

Which is why declaring WAR on Iran was REQUIRED

To begin MY WAR before that “feeling” had expired

Because NO “feeling” sticks around in MY GENIUS brane

For long before it’s TACO “opposite” I entertain!!!

As MY blonde bimbo “indicated” ONLY ONE THING “matters”

When it comes to WAR and that’s to leave “opponents” SHATTERED

Which is EXACTLY what MY WAR is doing so I say

IT DOESN'T MATTER if “intelligence” from Vlad’s in play

And even if the stuff he gives to Iran kills a few

More “solders” it won’t “matter” because SURRENDER’s SOON due!!!

7 March 2026

Russia is helping Iran target U.S. military forces, officials say. https://flip.it/kEgXIm

Karoline Leavitt Downplays Reports Putin Is Helping Iran Target US Troops : “Doesn’t Really Matter”. https://flip.it/ep0NNJ. 

Trump “Had a Feeling, Based on Fact” That There Was an Immanent Iran threat, White House says. https://flip.it/lbA4as

Trump demands unconditional surrender from Iran, mentions regime change. https://flip.it/bJ0iWj

A Snitch Too Far

So many had been telling ME Kristi at her “job” blew

For many “months” but I kept her around because I “knew”

How good she looks in GREAT BIG HATS and ICE cosplay clothes and

How good she was at killing “creatures” who get out of hand

And if you’re not “underage girl” I care how you “look”

Plus you’re OK with “executions” you’re good in MY book!!!

AS MY “Director of Homeland Security” she had

Been doing a “job” good enough to make Nazi Steve glad

Her ICE GOONS bringing ORDER to blue cities far and wide

May have caused a DEATH or two but those she’d swept aside

Because you have to “break a few eggs” to an “omelette” make

And ESTABLISHING ORDER MANY “omelettes” does take!!!

So I could have cared less about PROTESTERS her GOONS SHOT

Or about some “rumor” about a “bedroom” she got

Built into the private plane she left her blankie on

Or about its “pilot” her “boyfriend” told to be gone

As long as she kept finding ALIENS under each rock

Turned over by her ICE GOONS nothing she did could ME shock!!!

But although I knew she was as DUMB as “women” can be

I’d not thought she was DUMB ENOUGH to BLAME SOMETHING ON ME

Which she did by answering “um…yes” when “grillers” asked

If I had “known about” and “agreed with” MILLIONS she’d passed

To an 8-day old “company” on which those she knew sat

Which was A SNITCH TOO FAR for ME so upon her I shat!!!

But to appease some MAGAS a NEW “job” for her I’ve planned

To “create from scratch” to remove sting from MY “backhand”:

In MY “dismissal” message I informed her she’ll be MY

“Special Envoy” to THE SHIELD OF AMERICA I

Will announce on “Saturday” if by then I’ve come up

With what it is that makes her “reemployment” so abrupt!!!

6 March 2026

How Kristi Noem finally lost Trump - and her job. https://flip.it/_3zk2-