If MY “Republican” TOADS don’t WIN their “Midterm elections”
ALL of MY “ego projects” will experience REJECTIONS
MY BALLROOM, MY “TRUMP” CENTER, and MY GRAND TRIUMPHAL ARCH
Will to “the dustbin of history” be forced to quick-march!
No “record” will be left behind of ME once I’ve “moved on”
Of the MAJESTIC SIZE of MY ENORMOUS EGO’S SCHLONG!!!
If MY MAGA LICKSPITTLES don’t “Midterm elections” WIN
DUMOCRATS will make D.C. look like there I’d NOT BEEN!
EVERY “concrete memory” of ME they'll have REMOVED
To make it look like “Washington” had NOT been MUCH IMPROVED
By TRIBUTES to the MAJESTY I had endowed upon
That shit-hole so-called “city” by ERECTIONS BIG and LONG!!!
If MY COMPLICIT MINIONS don’t post-“Midterms” RULE THE DAY
ALL TRACES of THE GREATEST PRESIDENT to have held sway
In D.C. will be REMOVED by LIBTAD SCUMBAGS who HATE
To see “concrete examples” of a PRESIDENT SO GREAT
NO other so-called “President” in U.S. “history”
Has EVER left behind such a ERECTED “legacy”!!!
And that is why as I’ve “explained” MY FIVE THOUSAND BUCK “bribe”
I won’t be sending out until MY MAGAS turn the tide
By VOTING to ensure MY TOADY “Congress “ stays maintained
After the “Midterms” so MY GRAND ERECTIONS are retained
EVERYWHERE throughout D.C. they’re THRUSTING to the sky
For “future generations” to see and say WHAT A GUY!!!
16 September 2026