Yet Another Woman

Yet another “woman” from MY “cabinet” is gone
But this time it’s NOT because I told her to move along!
Some “investigation” into her apparently
Was getting close to proving she was “corrupt” as could be
So DON’T BLAME ME for once again showing a tendency
To throw “women” under busses due to “misogyny”!!!

Unlike “Noem” and “Bondi” this “female” NOBODY knew
Anything about so when I bid a fond adieu

To her there wasn’t much surprise by those accusing ME

That from MY “cabinet” I ONLY parted company

With THOSE ALONE who happened to be of “female” persuasion

Because under the bus NO “males” have entered the equation!!!

Who Cares about some “Labor Secretary” anyway?

Don’t ask ME what she “did” because I have NO CLUE, OK?

They told ME to give her the “job” because she was SO LOYAL

Which to ME is ALL THAT COUNTS until things come to a boil

Which they so often do when BIMBO “women” are involved

But this time MY “misogyny” did NOT get things resolved!!!

I guess MY “Liquor Cabinet” I’d better decimate

To show it’s NOT “misogyny” ALONE that’s on MY plate

When I get rid of “cabinet members” I once supported

Before something they said or did has been to ME reported

As having put ME in a “bad light” and made MAGAS fuss

So Hegseth and Patel I’d best throw next under the bus!!!

21 April 2026

Yet another woman is booted from Trump’s cabinet. https://flip.it/S9AcSu

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer leaves Trump’s Cabinet after allegations of having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job. https://flip.it/0EhbdW

Why Chavez-DeRemer’s departure surprised few. https://flip.it/idj-2l

End And Repeat

“Three times” already I got MYSELF and MY RICH “friends” paid

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in the rigged “stock market” WEALTH parade

By announcing that MY “Iran” WAR was “swimmingly”

Approaching it’s FINAL ENDING IMMEDIATELY

As I’d alerted OLIGARCHS a few minutes before

I announced it so they and I could “short OIL” and SCORE!!!

“Three times” already! Can you believe it? What can I say?

It takes FINANCIAL GENIUS to so obviously play

“Stock market games” REPEATEDLY using the same approach

To gain HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS when through “oil shorts” I poach

Yet another FORTUNE thanks to “timing” I apply

To when I make announcements that WAR’S END AGAIN draws nigh!!!

“Three times” already! HEY!…I’ll make it a “weekly” event!

To gain HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS through claims MY WAR will relent

VERY SOON I’ll claim WAR’S ENDING each week after I

And MY RICH “friends” “short” OIL so each week its “price” will DIE

Yet once again thanks to the “pattern” I’ll not from retreat:

MY“FOREVER WAR” setting will be “END AND REPEAT”!!!

20 April 2026

Confused Closures and Opaque Openings - Continuing Dramas In the Hormuz Strait. https://flip.it/6Hc3vO

US stock futures tumble as Iran refuses Trump’s “deal” and Strait stays closed. https://flip.it/9sA18D

Are insider traders making millions from the Iran war? https://flip.it/-cWw5C

God Below

There seems to be some “controversy” swirling ‘round, OK?,

About ME being “Jesus” or at least looking that way

And MY RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION with the so-called “Pope”

Who hasn’t got a clue how to with WARS with rag-heads cope

And so to set the “record” straight I’ll make it plain to see

To all I’m GOD ON EARTH as long as I decide to be!!!

Long before MY LANDSLIDE VICTORIES had set ME up

As “President” I was their “GOD ON EARTH” to MY “corrupt”

Mob I controlled with winks and nods who did as I COMMANDED

Because they knew if they did not in “hot water” they landed

As “Godfather” I ruled them then, as GOD I RULE YOU NOW

Because MY LANDSLIDE VICTORIES “GOD ON EARTH” ME endow!!!

Consider if you will MAGA “Republicans”, OK?,

Including TOADY “Senators” and “Congressmen” who pay

“Homage” to ME on BENDED knee when before ME they KNEEL

To KISS MY ASS in hopes they’ll gain from ME grudging “appeal”!

What better proof can there be that I’M GOD ON EARTH to all

CULT WORSHIPPERS and ASS-KISS TOADS on whom MY BLESSINGS fall???

Consider also if you will the GOD ON EARTH role I

Play by SLAYING EVERYONE I say DESERVES TO DIE

Which currently includes rag-heads I’ve made BOMBERS ABUSE

Because they REFUSE to “open” up MY “Straight of Hormuz”

And as GOD ON EARTH I’ll next DESTROY EVERY “nation” that

REFUSES to join MY EMPIRE to make MY WEALTH FAT!!!

I said I “thought” that AI image “represented” ME

As a ‘Doctor” but So What? Today’s “poem” made you see

On Earth I REALLY AM A GOD and I will so remain

For CENTURIES AHEAD while I as GOD ON EARTH still REIGN

Until I choose (as is MY CALL thanks to TREMENDOUS “genes”)

To trade MY role as GOD BELOW for GOD of “heaven’s” scenes!!!

19 August 2026

Trump to read Bible verse from Oval Office after feud with Pope and deleted AI image. https://flip.it/wirWMz

War Is Over!

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! I WON TOTAL VICTORY
Over those “Muslim” rag-heads I DEFEATED TOTALLY!
They TOTALLY AGREED to “seven” “conditions” IMPOSED
By ME on them so TOTALLY IGNORE “claims” that arose
From them citing their “disagreement” with each thing I say
They TOTALLY AGREED TO when they say: “DID NOT! NO WAY!!!”

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! MY VICTORY IS COMPLETE!
IGNORE ALL rag-head LIES about “conditions” they WON’T “meet”
Because they say I “have not met” “conditions” they “require”
ME to “meet” before the “permanent end” of the CEASE-FIRE
I have FORCED DOWN THEIR THROATS as “one” of “seven” things I claim
Which “history” will someday “associate” with MY NAME!!!

MY “Iran” WAR IS OVER! IGNORE LIES from rag-heads who
Now say they DON’T “accept” the “seven” things THEY AGREED TO!

Given their BACKSLIDING MY “blockade” REMAINS IN FORCE

And BOMBINGS I’ll resume until PEACE gets back on course

So YET ANOTHER WAR is ENDED by ME TOTALLY

Which FORCES that “committee” to AWARD THAT PRIZE TO ME!!!

18 April 2026

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over U.S. blockade. https://flip.it/akkuyR

Iran tells Trump: Our uranium is not going anywhere. https://flip.it/NOB.wv

Trump Says War “Working Out Very Well” At Event Minutes After Iran Attacks Oil Tanker. https://flip.it/FtzESy

Promises

So What if “high gas prices” won’t be going away soon?

So What if J.D. Vance has trouble filling up a room?

So What if “polls” are “tanking” for ME and MY toady crew?

So What if with “Epstein” most people “think” I’d much to do?

So What if WAR in “Iran” could “indefinitely” last?

So What if none “recall” a WORST TIME EVER in the past?

I don’t “worry” AT ALL about “concerns” going around

About “messes” created ever since I got to town!

In VERY FEW appearances of ME again on stage

Voters will come flocking back to VICTORY engage

In both the “House” and “Senate” where MY MAGA MOB will WIN

By even GREATER LANDSLIDES than the “three” that put ME in!

All it will take to make MY MAGA CULT LOVE ME once more

Is MY return to RALLY MODE in cities by the score

Where MILLIONS if not BILLIONS of FANS will attend to see

ME “entertain” them with repeated claims of ROBBERY

And winks and nods that indicate their “bigotry” and “hate”

Are not only OK with ME but things I “think” are GREAT!!!

So So What if a FEW MAGAS say they “regret” their “votes”

For ME? BILLIONS at MY RALLIES IGNORE such “sour notes”

From TRAITORS and BELIEVE ME when I say EVERYTHING’s GREAT

Including MY WAR that’s going MORE “swimmingly” of late

And “gas prices” that will go MUCH MORE LOWER VERY SOON

As oft-repeated “promises” sell in each CROWDED ROOM!!!

17 April 2026

Trump tries economic reset as Republicans fret over high gas prices. https://flip.it/DWeIYW

Young voters shun Trump, plan to vote blue in midterms. https://flip.it/shW2Y8

Rest Assured

Ignore “prices” you see on “gas pumps”! VERY SOON they’re due

To be MUCH LOWER than they are today I ASSURE YOU!

Despite “short term volatility” your “gas price” will be

CHEAPER than it was before MY LANDSLIDE “number three”

And before LANDSLIDE “number two” when FAKE VOTES did ME ROB

And before LANDSLIDE “number one” began MY LIFETIME’s “job”!!!

As long as I “remain in office” as I intend to

For “decades” if not “centuries” ahead I ASSURE YOU

Gas “short term volatility” I’ll make LOWER to go

Before upcoming “elections” can deal a fatal blow

To ME and MY TOADS who “high gas prices” would make to “fail”

Because “failure” means the rest of MY “life” I’ll spend in JAIL!!!

STOP LOOKING at “high gas prices” when you “pump gas”, OK?

Rest assured MUCH LOWER PRICES I’ll make SOON hold sway!

They’re scheduled to arrive before “mid-term elections” due

To be held in “November” can knock REPUBLICANS askew!

How will I get “gas prices” DOWN to stay JAIL-FREE? We’ll see!

But I’ll come up with something to DEFEAT “democracy”!!!

16 April 2026

White House assures voters gas prices will go down in summer despite “short term volatility”. https://flip.it/ZnpRdH

Killer Coke

MY WAR is making ENEMIES who CRITICIZE ME “blue”

And MY TREMENDOUS TARIFFS they’re “complaining” about too!

They don’t accept that VERY SOON as I repeatedly 

Have assured them MY GOLDEN AGE spread EVERYWHERE will be

So to “distract” them once again so “Epstein” they don’t “think”

About I’ll tell them MY “belief” about SOMETHING I DRINK!!!

As all know ONLY DIET COKES ALONE all day and night

I consume in “mass quantities” but if you “think” that might

Be because I drink NO “booze’ so COKE’s the “substitute”

I use the stay “hydrated” give that “thought” you have the boot!

Or if you “think” the “caffeine” in MY DIET COKES keeps ME

“Alert” IT DOES NOT! I’m “naturally” ALERT AS CAN BE!!!

So why do I drink DIET COKES “continually” you

Ask? Well, there’s just one reason why I to COKE stay true

And that reason is because when you pour COKE on the “grass”

THE GRASS DIES so that means that COKE must also keep your ass

CANCER FREE because it KILLS GRASS which means CANCER “cells”

IT ALSO KILLS when drunken down to deep wherein one dwells!!!

MY “theory” about CANCER “cells” and KILLER COKE is TRUE

Because it has NO “basis” in that “scientific” stew

Of “evidence” that EVERY MAGA REJECTS as BULLSHIT

Because LIBTARD “A-student” EGGHEADS tend to “believe” it

And like RFK Jr. ALL TRUE MAGAS REJECT “facts”

Based on “intelligence ” that EVERY TRUMP SUPPORTER lacks!!!

So DRINK DIET COKES, MAGAS, it’s the BEST thing you can do

To DESTROY EVERY CANCER “cell” growing inside of you!

Like ME drink as much DIET COKE as you can EVERY DAY

To ATTACK CANCER “cells” and let you PISS THEM ALL AWAY!

SCREW “scientific research”! What do STUPID EGGHEADS “know”

Who acted so “superior” in “school” so long ago???

15 April 2026

Trump Apparently Thinks Soda Kills Cancer Cells Because It “Kills Grass”. https://flip.it/75v9qz

Eye Winks

“Smart people” DON’T PAY “taxes” and I’M MUCH SMARTER than MOST

“Smart people” which means “cheating” on “taxes” is the shared BOAST

That ONLY I and OLIGARCH “friends” I’ve empowered to
Keep getting EVER RICHER with “tax bills” I’ve BULLIED through
Can make each year at “tax time” when we MOCK LOSERS who pay
“Taxes” while BIG BEAUTIFUL TAX CUTS send WEALTH our way!!!

If you want to be SMART LIKE ME then start “cheating” a lot

On “taxes” and if you then CUT ME IN you WON’T GET CAUGHT

“Ear Mark” a LARGE PERCENTAGE of what “cheating” brings to you

As YOUR COST TO ME for what I’m “implying” you can do

And like ME and MY OLIGARCH “friends” your WEALTH WILL INCREASE

Because “implying” you can “cheat” on “taxes” I WON’T CEASE!!!

But don’t expect ME to tell you that you can “cheat” outright

On your “taxes” - just watch “eye winks” from ME to come in sight

And you’ll know you have “permission” without MY saying so

To “cheat” again on “taxes” because to “jail” YOU WON’T GO

I’ve “cheated” on MY “taxes” for DECADES and REMAIN FREE

So watch for “eye winks”, CUT ME IN, and FREE to “cheat” you’ll be!!!

14 April 2026

Trump Wants You to Cheat on Your Taxes. https://flip.it/YQ80O5

One And The Same

No one knows more about being a GOD ON EARTH than ME

MY fine “evangelicals” WORSHIP “Jesus” in ME they see

MY “spiritual advisor” compares ME to God’s “first” son

And I have self-declared MYSELF to be THE CHOSEN ONE

Thus given SO MUCH “evidence” and “assurance” as well

Who better than ME to tell that LIB “pope” to GO TO HELL!!!

Just look at this AI photo I just posted of ME

As “Jesus” and you’ll say “Christ! Trump’s GOD as plain as can be!

Besides being THE CHOSEN ONE he is THE CHOOSER too!

Just look at his Breck-shampooed hair and there’s NO DOUBT it’s true!”

MY AI photo “evidence” makes TRUE “Christians” proclaim:

“He doesn’t just “resemble” “Jesus”! THEY’RE ONE AND THE SAME!!!”

It’s GREAT being the LEADER of a CULT that WORSHIPS ME

As “Jesus” which is BETTER than to ONLY a “pope” be

Because “popes” simply “represent” GOD who remains on high

But I AM that “guy” HERE ON EARTH so have no need to try

To “resemble” or “represent” HE WHO I have become

To CULT “members” CONvinced I’m FATHER, SON, and CHOSEN ONE!!!

As for so-called “critics” who “pounce” because of “blasphemy”

They see when AI photos equate “Jesus Christ” with ME

They obviously aren’t TRUE “Christians” like MY CULT, OK?,

Because TRUE “Christians” ONLY have “vision” needed to say

That photo DOESN’T “equate” ANYONE, to those who see

It provides PROOF “Jesus” and I are “one” ETERNALLY!!!

13 April 2026

Donald Trump Posts AI Photo Of Himself As Jesus After Pope Leo Rant. https://flip.it/lyqtJk

“Deranged”: Critics Pounce After Trump Posts “Blasphemous” New Image Of Himself. https://flip.it/m3bgY4

Final Offer Again

NO AGREEMENT??? WTF??? MY DUMB “negotiators”
Got NOWHERE in “marathon talks” with rag-head INSTIGATORS???
How could MY “VP” and “Son-in-Law” and “REAL ESTATE guy”
FAIL to make “Iran” MY SURRENDER TERMS comply???

I guess I’ll have to go MYSELF to make those rag-head asses
Open up the ‘Hormuz Straight” so OIL “transport” passes!!!

When it comes to “DEAL MAKING” I know much more than all

“Negotiators” because I made their DUMB “regime” fall

On the FIRST DAY of MY WAR that somehow has now dragged on

For WEEKS after I ALONE made their “Ayatollah” GONE

Why did they REFUSE MY FINE “terms” “negotiators” brought?

Apparently it’s up to ME of those “terms” have a shot!!!

So SCREW MY “VP”, “Son-in-Law”, and “REAL ESTATE guy” too!

When there’s a DEAL to be made NONE BUT I ALONE will do!

ONLY the “author” of THE ART OF THE DEAL (WHAT A “BOOK”!)

Has what it takes to get “negotiations” off the hook

On which they’re stuck because the “amateurs” I sent away

To “negotiate” obviously WERE NOT ME, OK???

After DESTROYING their “country” I was sure they’d comply

With MY “terms” MY “negotiators” forced them to live by

But they’re SO LOW IQ they can’t “read” “writing” on the wall

That says once you SUFFER “regime change” your “country” MUST FALL!

It’s time for ME to enter “negotiation’s” equation

And “offer” them again the END of their “civilization”!!!

12 April 2026

Vance says there has been no agreement with Iran after marathon talks. https://flip.it/6hH9N_