Surface Appearance

The so-called “reflecting pool” in Washington DC
Once I’m finished will be a TRUE REFLECTION OF ME
Because I “knew” MUCH MORE than “hydraulic engineers” I
Said “advice” they had tried to give ME need not apply

Those “engineers” had said that painting just the “surface” BLUE
Without “fixing” what’s “underneath” meant that a MESS was due!!!

They said SLIMY GREEN “mats” of “algae” would MY BLUE POOL fill

And so I told those “engineers” I “knew” MORE THAN to CHILL

Their “advice” about “pipes” and “filters” first needing “replacement”

Which if not done would cause MY BLUE “reflecting pool’s” DEFACEMENT

I said MY BLUE POOL would FOREVER BEAUTIFUL remain

Because MY GENIUS said so so who needs it to “drain”???

In “contests” pitting “science” against STABLE GENIUS

GENIUS comes out on top! DON’T BLAME ME if some MESS

Results after something MY GENIUS tells ME to do

Doesn’t turn out exactly like I have “assured” you

It will because IT WASN’T ME who SCREWED UP on the way

To getting done what I said do - it was “science”, OK???

The reason “education” I have ORDERED be DESTROYED

Is because “educated people” make ME SO ANNOYED!!!

Every time I ORDER something done EGG-HEADS butt in

With “warnings” about “consequences” before I begin

To do what STABLE GENIUS assured ME would go fine

Provided “engineers” and “scientists” DO NOT “opine”!!!

Painting MY “reflecting pool” BRIGHT BLUE will guarantee

Its “shallow surface” REFLECTS MINE…Who Cares if there may be

“Issues” lurking “underneath” “surface appearance” to

Eventually fill what’s inside with SLIMY GROSS GREEN GOO?

By the time inside “algae’s” grown into a PUTRID MAT

I’ll have found other “projects” to throw MY GENIUS at!!!

2 June 2026

‘Can’t Do Anything Right’: Trump Didn’t Listen, and Now He’s Paying the Price — Reflecting Pool Drama Explodes With New Setback That Could Shut It All Down. https://flip.it/kIET29

Party Safe

Building MY BALLROOM ALONE I’ve decided won’t do
When adding a DRONE PORT on top for a BILLION or “two”
More will ensure that every time RICH “friends” invited to

Attend BALLROOM EVENTS below can PARTY SAFE straight through

MISSILE ATTACKS launched at MY BALLROOM from ANYWHERE

Because DRONES launched from up top will SHOOT THEM DOWN in “mid air”!!!

Why build MY BALLROOM ONLY when for a few BILLION MORE

MY OLIGARCH “friends” will be SAFE once they enter the door

Where inside they will be able to PARTY SAFE EACH NIGHT

Because up top MY DRONE PORT DRONES hidden from “public” sight

Will ALWAYS BE PREPARED to at the first sign of ATTACK

Fly up from MY BALLROOM ROOF to ATTACK ATTACKS BACK!!!

While down below “invitees” PARTY SAFE night after night

Up above ATTACK DRONES standing ready to ignite

To intercept incoming THREATS both “foreign” and “domestic”

Will ensure all FESTIVITIES below remain protected

So if you’re RICH ENOUGH to be MY BALLROOM’S “invitee”

MY up top DRONE PORT will GUARANTEE your SECURITY!!!

1 June 2026

(Drone Port at the White House Ballroom Tweet) https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116669918375459254

Trump Defends Drone Port on Roof of “Ballroom,” Warns Judge Over Lawsuit: “We can no longer defend Washington, D.C., with rifles and pistols, alone”. https://flip.it/RgTMV1

More Me!

Who needs a bunch of third-rate LOSER “artists” anyway?

MY “Great American State Fair” will be MORE THAN OK

Without “entertainers” because the GREATEST OF ALL

“Entertainer” has decided to on D.C.’s “Mall”

RANT and RAGE and THREATEN VENGEANCE continually

For HOURS and that TREMENDOUS “Entertainer” is ME!!!

Instead of “singing” and “dancing” and other STUPID STUFF

Performed on stage by TRAITORS with whom I’ll be getting ROUGH

For dropping out of the SPECTACLE I’d intended to

Use LOTS MORE “tax dollars” for to bring to MY CULT CREW

MY “Great American State Fair” a RALLY now will be

Which will THRILL all “attendees” there who’ll hear and see MORE ME!!!

Not only will MY “whiny” RANT MUCH BETTER “entertain”

MY MAGA CULT but they’ll also be PRIVILEGED to obtain

Another look at MY patented “double hand job” moves

Before, during, and after hearing MY “I WAS ROBBED!!!” groves!

Who says MY “Great American State Fair” will “fall apart”?

MY RANTS and “jerk-off moves” will make it A GREAT WORK OF ART!!!

31 May 2026

Trump to hold rally at “Great American State Fair” after artists back out. https://flip.it/fIPs0F

Trump says he’ll replace artists who backed out of concert. https://flip.it/YdPWZ8

Trump to headline “Great American State Fair” for national”s 250th anniversary after artists drop out. https://flip.it/aIW3yK

Reflections

The FAILING New York Times has once again tried desperately
To increase its “readership” by LYING BLATANTLY!
It says that MY TREMENDOUS JOB at MY “reflecting pool”
I’m making “taxpayers” “pay” for is NOT GOOD as a rule!
The “Times” says it’s a “rush job” and the blue paint used is “cheap”

And if it’s ever “finished” it won’t last more than a week!!!

RIDICULOUS! The “paint” used is the FINEST QUALITY

I could find to get the HIGHEST PROFIT “kick-back” to ME!

And it is NOT a “rush job”…there’s still PLENTY OF TIME to

“Finish” it before MY 4th of July WRESTLING’s due!

And the “company” MY “no-bid contract” I awarded

Are “pool maintenance” EXPERTS as I to you have reported!!!

So VERY SOON MY “paint job” and “repairs” will fully cover

The bottom of MY “reflecting pool” one end to the other

And like the FINEST “swimming pools” all TRUMP RESORTS contain

Unlike the MESS Obama left “algae” it will restrain

From coming back so So What if “American Flag Blue”

Cannot “reflect” the “sky” or “clouds”?, MY EGO it shows you!!!

30 May 2026

Trump loses it over NYT's damning Reflecting Pool reporting. https://flip.it/jpXfwy

Restorative Preparations

I’m NOT “falling asleep” at meetings! I’m resting MY eyes
By blinking them for SECONDS ONLY so why criticize
ME doing what EVERY LIB “announcer” on TV
Does to rest their eyes like ME but they do CONSTANTLY
During the time they broadcast LIES about GREAT things I do
While MY “eye blinks” last ONLY AT MOST “one” hour or “two”!!! 

I’m NOT “nodding off” during meetings, I’m REMAINING SHARP

By taking “eye-blink” “breaks” while toadies on BORING THINGS harp

It hardly matters if I hear what they’re saying or not

When they’re not GUSHING PRAISE FOR ME the rest they say is ROT

The “price of gas”?…So What? Who Cares how “high” it has become

Since MY WAR against rag-heads in “Iran” I had begun???

I’m NOT “fuzzing out” at meetings while BORING THINGS are said!

I’m IGNORING them to rest MY GENIUS instead

“Eye-blinks” prepare MY Brane to much more BRILLIANTLY relate

The TRUTH about what LOSERS “think” is happening that AIN’T

So LEAVE ME BE during every prolonged “eye-blink” I take

And if MY eyes open again INSIGHTS MY Brane will make!!!

29 May 2026

‘This Is What Desperation Looks Like’: A Medical Doctor Dared to Open His Mouth About Trump’s Health and the White House Response Left the Internet Watching a Meltdown in Real Time. https://flip.it/zyPwYn

Because I Can

Of Course I’ve THREATENED to “blow up” U.S. “ally” “Oman”!
I THREATEN EVERYBODY simply just BECAUSE I CAN!
It doesn’t matter to ME if they’re an “ally” or not
It’s MY POWER TO THREATEN that strokes MY “ego” A LOT!
MY THREATS prove I’m ALL POWERFUL just like that “All Mighty
God” who out of everyone on Earth has CHOSEN ME!!!

I don’t “know” where “Oman” is nor what “oil” role they play

But they told ME they’re MUSLM! so I THREATENED them, OK?

Because THREATENING’s what I do to “friend” and “foe” alike

No matter what someone does for ME they will take a hike

Under the bus eventually if they “work” for ME or 

If they’re some shit-hole “country” THREATS AGAINST THEM from ME pour!!!

So why so much “concern” about ME THREATENING to “blow

Up” shit-hole MUSLM “Oman” because ships still cannot go

Through the “Straight of Whoremuse” or whatever that “straight’s” called

For which they tell ME “Oman’s” holding some “card”?…I’m APALLED

If that is so that shit-hole hasn’t “played” that “card” FOR ME

Which if they don’t SOON BOMBS will replace THREATS EXPLOSIVELY!!!

28 May 2026

Why has Trump threatened to “blow up” U.S. ally Oman? https://flip.it/x5d8D-

The New Standard

As All Know I am PERFECT in both “body” and in “brane”
So what MY FOES are saying about MY HEALTH is INSANE!
There’s NO “truth” to their “implications” I’m “falling apart”

Just because my “hands” appear as stinky as each fart
My diaper-covered ass emits and below it MY ankles
Spill out like jello-filled balloons due to something called “cankles”!!!

So Many Have Told Me NO ONE looks HEALTHIER than ME

When I’m compared to “NFL stars” they easily see

We look EXACTLY ALIKE from both the “front” and the “back”

“Physically” except “skin-wise’ (those jigaboos are BLACK!)

From “shoulders” down to “feet” their “tapered” bodies STRENGTHS disperse

Exactly like MINE DOES (except MINE “tapers” in reverse)!!!

Many Have Said PERFECT HEALTH is the new “standard” I

Have set by which ALL future PRESIDENTS will be judged by!

I pity the poor fools, not one of them will ever be

Anywhere near as HEALTHY as I WILL ALWAYS be

For UNCOUNTED “terms” to come due to TREMENDOUS “genes”

That won’t simply “extend” MY HEALTH but RAISE IT TO EXTREMES!!!

27 May 2026

Trumpworld Erupts in Fury as Coverage of His Health Takes Brutal Turn. https://flip.it/dcWocg

Trump’s Body Gets Humiliating Side-by-Side Reality Check. https://flip.it/7mDDU0

Toll Terms

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! MY “ceasefire” is too!
So BOMBING “Iran” neither of which is likely to skew
Away from a “peaceful conclusion” waiting ‘round the bend
Despite “renewed hostilities” I did to them append
Yesterday to MY “instinct” to RENEW BOMBING please
To FORCE RAG HEADS to “sue” for PEACE upon their BENDED KNEES!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! Its END is “drawing nigh”!

PEACE will arrive SOON thanks to BOMBS I have again let fly

To pound “Iran” BACK TO THE STONE AGE where they’ll have to “sue”

For PEACE provided someone survives once MY BOMBS are through

RAINING DESTRUCTION DOWN upon their shit-hole “country” where

They’ve DEFIANTLY REFUSED to give ME a “toll” share!!!

MY WAR is going VERY WELL! PEACE is “well within sight”!

As long as I keep BOMBING “Iran” with EXPLOSIVE MIGHT

They VERY SOON MUST accept every PEACE “term” I propose

Provided someone’s left to whom I can those “terms” disclose

And if NO ONE survives that would be even better yet

Because then I won’t have to “share” the “tolls” MY “terms” will get!!

26 May 2026

US strikes Iran again: What we know, and is the ceasefire over? https://flip.it/frYOlX

More Iran war? There goes the neighborhood, and global economy. https://flip.it/b9KTvN

Ever Lower

Let’s return to Mike Johnson upon whom I depend

To as “complicit “ TOADIES go deeper than most can bend

Down to kiss MY diaper-covered ass by slavishly

PRAISING things I’ve done “Obama” did “better” than ME

Without mentioning Barrack HUSSEIN to make MAGAS think

ONLY I ALONE could do what he to do would STINK!!!

When that shrimp Mike Johnson became “Speaker of the House”

Because the guy who filled that role before him was a louse

And the next guy I wanted after they kicked the louse out

Couldn’t get the “votes” needed, not even thereabout

They “compromised” on Johnson which at first did NOT PLEASE ME

Because he’s SUCH A DICK but WHAT A TOAD he’s proved to be!!!

The “tweet” Johnson just “tweeted” out to upon ME heap PRAISE 

For MY “negotiation” SKILL that “Iran” does AMAZE 

And his belief that ONLY I have the “ability”

To “negotiate” the MESS Joe Biden left to ME

May “twist” the “truth” a bit but as “gaslighting” clearly shows

That KISSING MY ASS EVER LOWER is where Johnson goes!!!

So here’s to Mike, whose latest “tweet” about MY SKILL exposes

That when it comes ASS-KISSING his “gaslighting” discloses

His willingness to place himself “behind” MY bulbous “rear”

Where EVER LOWER he’ll keep kissing MY “posterior”!

Of course eventually I’ll throw him under the bus too

But for now “gaslit” “negotiation” SKILL from him will do!!!

25 May 2026

Mike Johnson tweets only Trump could get Iran to negotiate: The Internet gives him a history lesson. https://flip.it/EdChkF

The Real Reason

I’d really like to get LOTS MORE “Norwegians” moving to

MY Country or at least more than the NONE now coming through

Despite MY “immigration policy” I have “designed”

To WELCOME WHITE-SKINNED “immigrants” and leave NON-WHITES behind!

Oh Well! For now I’m fine with where MY “policy” has led

To WELCOMING 10,000 WHITE “South Africans” instead!!!

MY “immigration policy” (why ask a “bigot” why?)

I have designed to guarantee WHITES ONLY need apply

Who if their “skin tone’s” WHITE ENOUGH will get in without fail

Despite whatever “crimes” committed and time spent in jail!

As long as they PLEDGE LOYALTY TO ME when they arrive

MY “policy” will WELCOME THEM into MY MAGA HIVE!!!

This “poem” reveals the REAL reason why I WANT MORE WHITES HERE

From “countries” like “South Africa” (NOT “Norway” though, I fear)

I NEED THEM to “swell the ranks” of MY ANGRY MAGA MOB

I’ll SOON be “inciting” again to finish the “coup” job

They blew before - for adding MORE WHITES WELCOMED IN will swell

The MASS I can (wink nod) “suggest” could BLOW LIBTARDS TO HELL!!!

24 May 2026

Trump Admin Continues ‘White Only’ Immigration Policy By Welcoming 10K More White South Africans. https://flip.it/PUBP4S