FIRST PRIZE!

At the Trump-Kennedy Center the other night it was
A CELEBRATION of ME and it came to be because
I said some “World Cup” event could MY Trump Center endow
As one more SPECTACLE OF ME I would in it allow

If on MY Center stage MY GREATEST WISH they’d realize
By awarding ME a SOLID GOLD FIFA PEACE PRIZE!!!

MY GREAT PEACE PRIZE is NOT “made up”!, it’s SOLID GOLD, OK?

Just like every GOLD “fixture” I in MY “office” display

On EVERY oval wall and door and hall and mantle too

So IGNORE ALL LIES claiming each is “styrofoam” clear through!

Plus MY PEACE PRIZE is BEAUTIFUL despite what MY FOES say

About it being “beyond ugly” each and every way!!!

Not only that! I am MY PRIZE’S FIRST “recipient” 

For FIFA just CREATED it to ensure I’d relent

From THREATENING the game the “whole world” wrongly calls “football”

When all know that AMERICA owns that name overall

So despite MY GOLD PEACE PRIZE I’ll still ORDER the world to

Rename the game the world calls “football” SOCCER like WE do!!!

And MY Country should also have been FIRST to be selected

In the “draft” to see what “match ups” SOCCER is projected

To conduct when the World Cup this year gets underway

They should have matched AMERICA with SHIT HOLE DUMPS, OK?,

So MY Country could STOMP those “country’s” teams and then send “home”

Their “fans’ POLLUTING MY Country as SHIT HOLE SHITS are prone!!!

6 December 2025

The World Cup Sucks Up to Trump, and It Sucks. https://flip.it/ATEFSD

Internet implodes over Trump’s “bullshit” Peace Prize, and “corrupt” FIFA for “inventing” it. https://flip.it/4IxOhh

“One of the worst awards someone could possibly get”: FIFA blasted for giving Trump made-up “Peace Prize”. https://flip.it/ETVA0u

President Donald Trump Thinks Football Should Be Renamed https://flip.it/CQzNyp

Moronic Retension

Hesgeth may be a “moron” but he’s one I brought aboard

And of this “double tap” CRAP I’m fundamentally bored

So bored in fact I may attack the “common knowledge” that 

I “throw under the bus” all who from MY GLORY detract

Either by OPPOSING ME or in Pete Hegseth’s case

Applying “gross incompetence” to put egg on MY face!!!

Hegseth may be a “moron” but he’s MY “moron”, OK?

So I may let him stick around despite what “pundits” say

I’m “bound to do” because I am not them and they’re not ME

So whether he’s FIRED or not we’ll have to wait and see

If kicking his ass out the door would be more satisfying

To ME than PROMOTING HIM to get dumb “pundits” crying!!!

Hegseth is a “moron”, even I with that agree

But “double tapping” isn’t something of “concern” to ME

The ONLY things with which I am concerned are MACHO ways

To demonstrate MY POWER to MY MAGA “cult” amaze

So although he’s a “moron” his “moronic leadership”

I’ll probably RETAIN to make those stupid “pundits” flip!!!

5 December 2025

Author warns “fundamentally bored” Trump is about to make Hegseth situation worse. https://flip.it/AUCswW

Coby Hall nukes Pete Hegseth on CNN: “How is he still on this role?” https://flip.it/oev8t0

Our Country Alone

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY if you’re “black”, “yellow”, or “brown”

And if you’re “red” don’t give ME BULLSHIT you were “first” around

AMERICA IS WHITE MAN’S LAND and it has ALWAYS BEEN

Ever since WE fine WHITES in OUR COUNTRY did begin

To create a CHRISTIAN NATION with intent to SCREW

EVERY “race” that’s not PURE WHITE like WE are through and through!!!

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY very much especially

If you’re a member of the garbage “race” that’s “Somali”

Like that black “Congresswoman” who came from “Somalia’s” shore

To POLLUTE OUR COUNTRY and leave that dump one less WHORE

Which is what garbage “Omar” is and what she’ll always be

Because she is “Somali” which is PROOF ENOUGH for ME!!!

GET OUT OF OUR COUNTRY if you’re “Muslim”, “Hispanic”

Or “Haitian” or “Somali” or the next “race” used to panic

Every WHITE CHRISTIAN MAGA who remains LOYAL to ME

Of which there remain BILLIONS despite “polls” that “disagree”

OUR COUNTRY like MY COUNTRY CLUBS is for PURE WHITES ALONE

ALL OTHER “colored races” I ORDER to LEAVE OUR HOME!!!

4 December 2025

A Desperate Trump Is Stirring Up Racial Hatred. https://flip.it/gALfOI

Trump escalates bigoted rant against Somali immigrants and call for Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to be “thrown out of our country”. https://flip.it/NKjdNR

Inklings

All inklings of a concept of a “better healthcare” plan

I’d “promised” I’d deliver has hit a bit of a jam

In yet one more stalled effort to make plans “reality”

Much like all “infrastructure weeks” you heard each week from ME

Way back during MY FIRST TERM when I also had no clue

Than I do now about how to stuck plan concepts unglue!!!

My so-called “push” for so-called “better healthcare” policy

Is something for which FOES are giving ME the first degree

Since that “in two weeks” timeline about EVERYTHING I say

Just passed without any new “healthcare plan” coming to stay!

I thought an inkling of a concept of a plan would be

In place by now but none as yet has been given to ME!!!

I can’t wait too much longer for that junior RFK

Guy or one of his “health” flunkeys to convey MY way

Some kind of inkling of a concept of a plan I need

To convince AMERICA GREAT “healthcare” will indeed

Arrive to throw “Obamacare” out on its LIBERAL ear

As soon as I about that inkling of a concept hear!!!

3 December 2025

Trump’s push for healthcare plan stalls ahead of looming subsidy expiration. https://flip.it/_7mSuh

Late-Night Post Deluge Spews

Why sleep at night when I can post more than “150” times

About all things under the sun once it no longer shines?

Posts about CONSPIRACIES and AUTO-PEN ABUSE

Which “prove” to those NOT LOYAL to ME at least one screw’s loose

Inside MY GENIUS BRANE that in overtime’s been working

From 7 to midnight to document things in it lurking!!!

But to MY LOYAL MAGA TOADS “150” plus more posts

Through the wee hours of the night are PROOFS that MY constant “boasts”

About KNOWING SO MUCH MORE than ALL OTHERS in the world

As demonstrated by extensive coverage unfurled

Across SO MANY posts in such a short nighttime duration

Assure MY FANS I am the SMARTEST MAGA in TRUMP NATION!!!

Who knows how many HUNDREDS OF POSTS I’ll in “future” nights

Spew out to demonstrate MY STABLE GENUS delights

In passing “conspiracy theories” along to MY FANS

While SCREAMING RAGE at ENEMIES who’d dare disrupt MY “plans”

If I allowed them to PROTEST AGAINST ME while unchecked

By late-night post deluge spews in which MY “truth” ALONE’s kept???

2 December 2025

Trump Launches Into Massive, Deranged Late Night Posting Spree. https://flip.it/24kI_6

Trump Shares More Than 150 Brainrot Posts In Late Night Rampage. https://flip.it/VkM0ka

Trump’s wild midnight Truth Social posting binge feature over 150 messages ranging from treason to beautiful Melania. https://flip.it/z1cAWx

Perfect Mystery

They “demand” I release the “results” of MY “MRI”

Which was PERFECT no matter which part of ME did apply!

Whatever “body part” it “scanned” was PERFECT completely

Because EVERY part in the AMAZINGLY HEALTHY

Body MY TREMENDOUS GENES ensure is bound to live

Practically FOREVER would PERFECT “scan results” give!!!

Why let them see MY “scanned part” in MY PERFECT “MRI”

That part of ME about which not one “memory” have I?

Because MY TREMENDOUS GENES PERFECTION GUARANTEE

So why would I need to “remember” which was “scanned” in ME?

With EVERY “body part” so PERFECT I’ve no need to fret

About the one they “scanned” not being GOOD as it can get!!!

Because it’s them “demanding” I “release” MY “MRI”

I say NO WAY will I with their STUPID “demand” comply!

Because it isn’t MY DEMAND, it’s theirs and thus in vain

For ONLY TO MY DEMANDS ALONE does “obey” pertain!

MY “MRI results” therefore I’ll NEVER let them see

To keep whatever “part” got “scanned” a PERFECT MYSTERY!!!

1 December 2025

Trump says he’ll release his MRI results; he doesn’t know what part of his body was scanned. https://flip.it/soi5iz

Getting Off

I MYSELF am ABOVE THE LAW in EVERYTHING I do
So MY Supreme Court “ruled” so all know that it must be true!
And EVERYONE who “works” for ME “above all law” is too
Because what’s good for the “goose” for his “ganders” too is due
Thus every member of MY “cabinet” can “lawlessly”
Break ANY so-called “law” they want because THEY WORK FOR ME!!!

This applies to Pete Hesgeth who has caught a lot of CRAP

For his “Kill Them All!” “order” after MY DRUG WAR’s attack

To thereby cause a “second tap” some “military” jerks

Have called “illegal” because they don’t understand the perks

Of MY “above the law” ruling I say too applies to

Anyone I say it does whose LOYALTY is true!!!

Pete Hesgeth is the LOYAL “WARRIOR” I chose to lead

MY “military” all of whom MUST perform ANY deed

ORDERED by ME or by him or by ALL OTHERS who

By MY choice are ABOVE ALL “law” no matter what they do!

So SCREW “laws” about “double taps” - Pete Hesgeth WORKS FOR ME!

Thus he has FULL RIGHT to “second strike” and GET OFF SCOT FREE!!!

30 November 2025

Hesgeth Ordered Second Strike To Kill Caribbean Boat Survivors. https://flip.it/P3DmM4

Lawmakers warn Hesgeth may have committed war crimes following second strike report. https://flip.it/xtxbHb

No Sense Cents

Thanks to ME no more will a “penny” buy any “thought”

By MY decree each one cent “penny” will begin to rot

Over time as they are used and none new come along

Because no more will any penny join the current throng

In what they tell ME is “in circulation” like I guess

“Blood” traveling inside your “body” in a bloody mess!!!

Thanks to ME no more will a “saved penny” be one “earned”

Because new “pennies” in the “future” I’ve decreed be spurned

By “government mints” where it costs TWO WHOLE CENTS to produce

Little one cent “zinc” coins covered with some cheap excuse

For what once was worth something for the COPPER PRICE alone

But isn’t worth one cent since “copper cladding” they got prone.

They tell ME “82’s” when “copper cladded zinc” was born

As the metal used to make “pennies” NOT from “heaven” borne

After which their cost kept climbing “exponentially”

To where TWO WHOLE CENTS PER CENT is what one penny costs ME

Which makes NO sense! It’s INEFFICIENT from MY “point of view”

As a BUSINESSMAN so “pennies” hereafter I’ll SCREW!!!

29 November 2025

Penny for your thoughts? Not Anymore. How the lowly penny’s demise impacts Marylanders. https://flip.it/51_CFw

Pay To Play

As all know and many have told ME when it come to sports

No one plays GOLF better than ME so EVERY “pro” reports

Who’s been PRIVILEGED to have received from ME an invitation

To play a round with provided they know that the equation

For keeping off MY ENEMIES LIST is to guarantee

No matter how well they play that day they’ll play WORSE than ME!!!

“Pros” I invite to play with ME had better know the price

They’re expected to pay by playing in ways that suffice

To by the last hole be at least a couple strokes behind

Whatever MY score ends up being thanks to ways I find

To ensure MY “drives” end up exactly where they’ll be

In the best positions to get to greens easily.

And once our balls are on green they also know MY “putts”

Must be FEWER than theirs are for if they’re not then their butts

Will NEVER be invited to play GOLF with ME again

Because they’ll have transitioned into ENEMY from “friend”

(They never were a “friend”, of course, because I don’t have those

But as MY “foursome member” NEVER AGAIN they’ll be chose!!!)

28 November 2025

 Critics Roast Trump After His Unbelievable New Boast About His Favorite Thing.  https://flip.it/71igNM

Dress Code

The biggest problem with “air travel” so MY “transport” guy
Tells ME is passengers wearing pajamas when they fly!
He says there’s incivility caused by passengers who
Make friendly skies unfriendly wearing clothes they get into
Before they go to bed or in this case get on a plane
To fly wearing what civilly-dressed people think insane!!!

The problems of air traffic controllers refusing to

Show up for work if they’re not paid for a shutdown to two

Or of days-long delays at airports and mass-cancelled flights

Pale in comparison to dressing like approaching night’s

Time to go to bed which makes all well-dressed flyers weep

When forced to sit next to “people” dressed like ready for sleep!!!

So I hereby by Executive Order do declare:

Air passengers MUST WEAR REAL CLOTHES over their underwear!

Pajama-wearing hereafter MY ORDER will make cause

For ARREST and DEPORTATION for uncivil flaws

Prompted by inappropriately-accoutered people who 

Refuse to wear clothes I declare while flying THEY MUST DO!!!

27 November 2025

The biggest problem with air travel: Pajamas. https://flip.it/r8-7q_