Happy Place

MY INCREDIBLE BALLROOM is NOT a “monstrosity”!

Nor a “monument to crassness” STUPID “people” see
When they gaze up in wonder at it climbing to the sky
High above the puny “White House” it’s TOWERING by!
It is the GREATEST “edifice” MY EGO can conceive
Because SIZE MATTERS and it’s size is nothing to at sneeze!!!

MY INCREDIBLE BALLROOM for CENTURIES to come

Will represent the MAJESTY of GOD’S OWN CHOSEN ONE

When after all those CENTURIES if I decide to go

REIGN AS KING IN HEAVEN all those who see it will know

ONLY DONALD TRUMP ALONE (their FAVORITE PRESIDENT!)

Could have left such GRAND “evidence” of his EGO’S intent!!!

MY INCREDIBLE BALLROOM’s become MY HAPPY PLACE

I immerse MYSELF into to remove egg from MY face

Flung on it by the DUM “Midterms” in which ALL TOADS I tried

To get elected were REJECTED in a WET LANDSLIDE!

And so back to MY HAPPY PLACE I’ve run without delay

To re-inflate MY EGO and keep face-egg held at bay!!!

13 November 2026

The White House monstrosity that will be a monument to Trump’s crassness. https://flip.it/mlIT7H

Denialism

“Election denialism” is again something I

Have “resurrected” because Of Course I FULLY DENY

The “defeat” of ALL “candidates” I agreed to “endorse”

COULD HAVE HAPPENED without FAKE FRAUD VOTES which were Of Course

A MAJOR REASON why EVERY DUM LOSER I “backed” LOST

Plus I was NOT on ballot “rings” in which their “hats” were tossed!!!

I DON’T DENY the “Midterms” sorely beset MY RED THRONG!
I DON’T DENY some STUPID “blue tsunami” came along!
I DON’T DENY “votes” were cast AGAINST ALL I did “endorse”
In “numbers” sufficient to fill MY TOADS with remorse!
I DON’T DENY MY MAGAs suffered “defeat” TOTALLY
But I VEHEMENTLY DENY it occurred BECAUSE OF ME!!!

EVERYBODY LOVES ME is a “given” AS ALL “know”

Who don’t suffer from “TDS” because I SAY IT’S SO

And since I NEVER EVER LIE “ergo” IT MUST BE “TRUE”

Because I SAY IT IS and therefore “logic” informs you

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the COMPLETE UTTER TOTAL DENIAL

Of EVERY “candidate” I “endorsed” in the “Midterms” trial!!!

Because you see since ALL LOVE ME then EVERY “candidate”

I was DUPED into “endorsing” brought about THEIR OWN FATE

By not being “associated” ENOUGH with ME to

WIN the TOTAL LANDSLIDE I had ORDERED them to do

Because I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT right there beside them

You CAN’T DENY it was THEIR FAULT they could not DEFEAT stem!!!

AS ALL “know” if on EACH RED “Midterm ballot” I had been

The LANDSLIDES I’d DEMANDED would have through both “thick” and “thin”

Come through OVERWHELMINGLY because behind each JERK

MAGAS “cast” their “votes” for their DEAR LEADER there would lurk!

BLAME EVERY STUPID LOSER for “Midterm” CATASTROPHE

IT WAS THEIR FAULT THEY LOST because I WASN”T THERE you see!!!

12 November 2026

Election denialism loses steam as Trump flip flops on accepting midterm results. https://flip.it/4O-6PF

Making Mayhem

The WORST result of the so-called “Midterm” MAGA “rejection”
Is realizing that TO ME NOBODY’S PAYING ATTENTION!
All know I need the “spotlight” shone on ME 24\7
And being in ALL daily HEADLINES sends ME straight to Heaven
But with the so-called “blue tsunami” DEFEAT of MY TOADS

NOBODY’S PAYING ATTENTION while MY EGO IMPLODES!!!

I’m “working hard” on MAYHEM as MY way to return back

To the CENTER OF ATTENTION that’s faded to black

Ever since the DUMOCRATS used FAKE FRAUD VOTES to “win”

“Majorities” “immense enough” to make MAGA has-been!

I don’t care about MAGA losing its once-central role

But NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME is too high a toll!!!

Without ATTENTION “fixated” upon ME EVERY DAY

MY FRAGILE EGO’s “confidence” packs up and moves away

Leaving ME with MAJOR DOUBTS that THE TRUMP LEGACY

I leave behind WON’T ENDURE longer than “eternity”

MY EGO had been CONFIDENT it would do so, OK?, 

Until the STUPID “Midterms” caused its “confidence” to fray!!!

To restore MY “confidence” to where it needs to be

MY DOUBT-FILLED Brane is MAKING MAYHEM CONTINUALLY

To shift the CENTER OF ATTENTION back where it belongs:

FOCUSED ON ME CONSTANTLY to right ALL the DUM wrongs

MY POOR EGO has SUFFERED since the “Midterms” came and went

To shift the spotlight from ME to “restoring government”!!!

11 November 2026

'Nobody’s paying attention' — and not even Trump’s 'mayhem' can save him. https://flip.it/VOeD2m

Subtraction

As All Know I’m NEVER TO BLAME FOR ANYTHING, OK?
And that is why there’s NO WAY I’d let “midterms” go away
Without claiming that THEY WERE RIGGED just like that one before
Where like this time FAKE FRAUD VOTES then were used to up DEMS’ score!
Some say I’ve made a “flaccid claim” these “midterms” too were “rigged”
After “admitting” THEY WEREN’T but on that “claim” I’ve reneged!!!

Whatever you “thought” you heard ME “admit” about “mass voting”

It WASN’T ME you “heard”, it was SOMEBODY ELSE they’re quoting!

Why would I ever “admit” EVERYONE “endorsed” by ME

Was DEFEATED unless things were RIGGED as they could be

So I’ve now BLAMED THOSE DAMNED MACHINES and “mail-in voting” too

For making it so possible to MY ENDORSEES SCREW!!!

Some say I’m “beaten and disinterested” but I AM NOT

I’m ANGRY ENOUGH once again to DENOUNCE “votes” that got

CORRUPTED by CORRUPT “machines” CORRUPT “officials” use

To RIG EVERY “election” that made MY “endorsed” TOADS LOSE

And So What if “mail-in voting” was how “votes” came from ME?

It’s hereby OUTLAWED to make “vote counts” go as I DECREE!!!

I took a little “break”, OK, to REV MY ANGER UP

Before returning to CONDEMN “machines” that were CORRUPT

And to DEMAND ALL “mail-in ballots” declared NULL and VOID

Thus making ALL TOADS I’d ENDORSED no longer be annoyed

With “losing” to a “blue tsunami” that APPLIES NO MORE

Once “mail-in” and “machine” “vote counts” I “subtract” from their score!!!

10  November 2026

‘Beaten and Disinterested’ Trump Makes ‘Flaccid’ Claim That Midterms Were Rigged. https://flip.it/2VhPmG

'You Lost. Get Over It': Trump Ridiculed As He Claims Midterms Were Rigged. https://flip.it/Q5EEk-

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! That’s the way MY “team” intends

To spent the next two “months” before MY TOADY “Congress” ends

When the IMMENSE “Majority” of those LOYAL TO ME

Are replaced by an EXTREMELY SLIM “blue majority”

At which point I’ll begin to VETO ALL they send MY way

But “till then HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! I intend to play!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! EVERYTHING I’ve done before

DISLOYAL TRAITORS “won” midterm elections I deplore

MY “team” I have COMMANDED to not only “double down”

All they’ve done before the “Blue Wave” made MY TOADYS drown

But to INCREASE those things “ten times” as intense as before

That so-called “Blue Tsunami” inundates MAGA’S RED SHORE!!!

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! those “elected” can expect

MY LOYAL “team” to MAGA “policies” MUCH MORE inject

At “ten times” the “intensity” I’d ORDERED UP before

That STUPID “Blue Tsunami” came to POLLUTE MAGA’S SHORE!

No matter what DUMOCRATS “plan” to do once they sweep in

HARDER! FURTHER! FASTER! RED TIDES around them I’ll spin!!!

9 November 2026

Trump team interprets midterms debacle as a cue to go harder, further, faster. 

https://flip.it/vhufc9

Women Only

I BLAME the so-called “Blue Tsunami” on one “sex” alone
And that’s the one born with that “double X” thing “chromosome”!

It’s WOMEN ONLY I tell you who are “responsible”
For every TRUMP ENDORSEE’S “chain” getting a yanking pull!
NONE of the so-called “elections results” that REALLY STANK
Would have occurred if WOMEN had not MY ENDORSEES sank!!!
 

Because DUM “women” caused MY CANDIDATES to run aground

The LAST ONE in MY “Cabinet” will no longer be found!
The “one” “woman” remaining hereafter will be no more

As under the bus “Susie” goes to finalize the score

Of MACHO MEN ALONE remaining in MY “Cabinet”

I’ve topped up with “testosterone” past “100 percent”!!!

NO “female” I’ll allow to ever again “service” ME

(Unless they’re “somewhat on the younger side” wink nudge hee-hee)

But NEVER AGAIN will another “mature woman” serve

In MY MACHO “Cabinet”, the ONLY kind of “curve”

In it will be ROCK HARD ASS “curves” adorning MACHO MEN

Whose “X-Y chromosomes” will now surround ME once again!!!

8 November 2026

Erect Without Delay

It’s bad enough the DUM “midterms” STOPPED MAGA’S onward march
But now some STUPID LIBTARD “judge” “blocked” MY TRIUMPHAL ARCH!
I was PISSED OFF ENOUGH ALREADY from that “blue tsunami”
That turned MY MARCH TO TYRANNY into ground-up salami
But to right after MY so-called “defeat” the “midterms” brought
Be told to DELAY MY ARCH has PISSED ME OFF MORE A LOT!!!

Right before the “midterms” MY REFLECTING POOL I’d made

The “focus” of MY “argument” to let MAGAS invade

EVERY “seat” in “Congress” thus allowing ME to keep

Erecting TRIBUTES TO MYSELF on EVERY D.C. street

Of which MY GRAND TRIUMPHAL ARCH would have been next in line

After ALL “midterm” VICTORIES I was sure would go fine!!!

As MY first act after the “blue tsunami” engulfed ME

Was shifting “focus” to MY BALLROOM to obviously

Display the GLORY TRIBUTES TO MYSELF would demonstrate

Provided “winning” DUMOCRATS keep them off of their plate

Now with this STUPID “ruling” to DELAY MY ARCH CONSTRUCTION

It’s time to use MY POWER to DEMAND LIBTARD DESTRUCTION!!!

You CAN’T BLAME ME for what the STUPID DUM “midterms” have wrought

But “accepting” DELAY to MY SELF-TRIBUTES I WILL NOT

And so I ORDER EVERY “midterm vote count” AGAINST ME

NULL and VOID and OVERTURNED THROUGHOUT ETERNITY

And EVERY TOADY I ENDORSED I hereby declare WON

So WITHOUT DELAY I can BUILD ERECTIONS EVERY ONE!!!

6 November 2026

A judge blocks construction of Trump's arch moments after it won federal approval. https://flip.it/doUzmr

Veto Power

OK…I guess the DUMOCRATS apparently did “win”
EVERYTHING “election night” but why be “feeling grim”?

I have the POWER needed to VETO whatever they
“Plan” over the next two years to with which get away!
Through VETO POWER I’ll disperse fellow BILLIONAIRES’ “gloom”
Which is why I’m back to “bragging” about MY BALLROOM!!!

Of Course MY “first post-election appearance” was about

The MOST BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM in ALL “history” no doubt!

The BIGGEST and BEST BALLROOM that has EVER been “conceived”

“Elections” CANNOT “interrupt” so why be so “aggrieved”?

CONSTRUCTION WILL CONTINUE despite DUMOCRATS who “think”

“Winning” EVERY “Midterm” will let them MY BALLROOM SINK!!!

As always I remain “focused” on THINGS THAT REALLY MATTER

To ME and so it’s easy to IGNORE “post-Midterms” chatter

About DUM THINGS like “regime change” that will in NO WAY “count”

When stacked against the VETO POWER I’ll be dealing out!

Whatever “power” DUMOCRATS “think” they’re “enacting” soon

MY VETO POWER WILL DESTROY so…BACK TO MY BALLROOM!!!

5 NOVEMBER 2026

Trump brags about the White House ballroom in his first post-election appearance. https://flip.it/CBZaFW

Democrats will soon control Congress. How might Trump use veto power? https://flip.it/zP_r_H

Blameless!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for some DUM “blue tsunami” that occurred

Yesterday that made DEMONCRATS WIN! or so I’ve heard

When “votes” hit MY TOAD MAGA MOD on the head like a “mallet”

For which YOU CAN’T BLAME ME because I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the COMPLETE DISASTER that unfolded

Yesterday when DEMONCRATS WON! - I CANNOT BE SCOLDED!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT and I NEVER SAID I WAS!

ALL “claims” to the “contrary” come from TRUMP-HATING SCUZ!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for the FIASCO last night brought about

When EVERY TOADY I “endorsed” got their ASSES THROWN OUT!

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT! BLAME TO ME CAN’T BE APPLIED!

If I had been ALL MY TOADS would have WON BY A LANDSLIDE!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME! If “Greg Abbot” had not TURNED AGAINST ME

He’s have retained his “governorship” VERY EASILY!

TURNCOAT RINOS like him are one “reason” MY MAGAS LOST

So YOU CAN’T BLAME ME if “under the bus” he too I’ve tossed!!!

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME for yesterday so DO NOT EVEN TRY

I WASN’T ON THE BALLOT which is the MAIN “reason” why

EVERY “TRUMP ENDORSEE” didn’t WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

ALL WOULD HAVE if their “ballots” MY NAME too had occupied!!!

4 November 2026

Trump Rushes to Blame Everyone But Himself for Democratic Blowout. https://flip.it/hVlJCN

Trump Begins A Long Night of Irrational Posting to His Failing Truth Social Platform, Accusing Pal Greg Abbott of Turning Against Him. https://flip.it/rlduSD

Filter

The “Midterms” are upon us and they say “chances” look “grim”

For EVERY “candidate” listed as a “Republican”!

Apparently MY ENDORSEMENT this time is not enough

To guarantee electing those I want will not be rough

And so what better place to “address” things as they unspool 

For MAGAS than MY repaired, renamed “TRUMP REFLECTING POOL!!!

No better place I could have found than MY POOL I just chose

To VANDALISM that occurred here once again expose

As a reminder I’ll pursue MY ENEMIES NON-STOP

As long as “Midterm Ballots” keep MY ENDORSED TOADS ON TOP!

Of Course I’ll also I’ll also throw those DAMNED “elections” out of kilter

Meanwhile let’s all admire PURE CLEAN “water” I did filter!!!

3 November 2026

Trump floats renaming another landmark after himself – and everyone is saying the same thing. https://flip.it/5M-M8V

These Photos Of Trump’s Final Pre-Midterm Press Conference Are So Deeply Absurd, Like What Are We Doing Here. https://flip.it/wfW2Ns