Sticky Mess

I’m “pretty sure” if I keep throwing things against the wall
Something someday will stick enough to end for once and all
Attention to THE EPSTEIN FILES which will be forgotten
If things I throw proceed from strange through weird to downright rotten!!!

MY “Greenland” thing has almost gotten MY FOES to forget

About EPSTEIN through fear that upon NATO they can’t bet

To keep being “our allies” in WARS I’m too threatening

As sticky things against the wall someday I too may fling!!!

But “pretty sure” is not CERTAIN so I’d better keep flinging

Ever stranger weirder rotten things in hopes of wringing

“Memories” of THE EPSTEIN TAPES from “branes” I’ll keep on filling

With BOMBS, KIDNAPPINGS, PEACE PRIZE GRABBINGS, and F—KING BITCH KILLING!!!

Added to the sticky mess I have already flung

Against the wall “No more need for elections” I’ve begun

To float as a “trial balloon” disguised as a JOKE

To further “thinking” about EPSTEIN from “memories” poke!!!

From ILLEGAL ALIENS to “Insurrection Acts”

Through ICE Goon KILLINGS winds MY “pattern” of DISTRACT ATTACKS

But ultimately MARTIAL LAW may finally prove to be

The thing I fling that STOPS THOSE DAMNED FILES STICKING TO ME!!!

16 January 2026

Trump floats new tariffs in push to acquire Greenland. https://flip.it/rtwEAX

Trump’s critics absolutely rage over “embarrassing” move: “F—ing Pathetic”. https://flip.it/fRS5uQ

GOP Senators try to talk Trump down from invoking Insurrection Act in Minneapolis. https://flip.it/p3Hx6h

Getting A Laugh

Of Course I was “being facetious”! I’m a FUNNY guy!

Ending “Midterm Elections” was just one FUNNY way I

Was going for a chuckle from MY audience that was

Filled with LOYAL CULTISTS who came to hear ME because

They knew they would be ENTERTAINED by what to them I said

Including JOKES about things that I “might” do up ahead!!!

Of Course I’d NEVER “consider” a “plan” to do away

With “Midterm Elections” no matter what MY DEM FOES say

About MY “hidden reason” for the “Insurrection Act”

I also JOKED about “invoking” to end each ATTACK

On MY LOYAL ICE Goons by DOMESTIC TERRORISTS

Who as TRAITORS go are HIGH UP on MY TRAITOR’S LIST!!!

Of Course Karoline as always again spoke “truthfully”

This time about MY JOKE about “Midterms” “facetiously”!

Of Course the “Insurrection Act” I well may still “invoke”

Is in NO WAY related to the “cancellation” JOKE

About “Midterms” I “implied” to MY Cultists and MY staff

As a way to lighten things up by GETTING A LAUGH!!!

15 January 2026

Trump threatens to use Insurrection Act and deploy military to Minnesota. https://flip.it/0XpX9D

Trump Says “We Shouldn’t Even Have An Election” As He Threatens Insurrection Act. https://flip.it/kIXzqg

Karoline Leavitt Reacts To Trump Saying “We Shouldn't Even Have Midterms”. https://flip.it/0iEYYR

One Other Thing

Over a thousand “simulations” MY EXPERTS have run
To develop a NEW MEAL PLAN that’s for everyone
Living in MY Country below the “poverty line”
We OLIGARCHS below a couple MILLION BUCKS define
And based on all those “simulations” MY EXPERTS agree
MY NEW MEAL PLAN includes “four” things in its entirety!!! 

One piece of “chicken” and also one piece of “broccoli” too

And one “corn tortilla” and one “other thing” are due

To cost LESS THAN “three dollars” so “affordability”

Even though it’s a DEM HOAX on your plate you’ll soon see

If you STOP COMPLAINING about “prices” being “high”

For “groceries” MY MEAL PLAN proves to you need not apply!!!

What’s that, you ask? What could that “other thing” referred to be

Along with “chicken”, “corn tortilla”, and (yuck!) “broccoli”

That makes the “meal” MY PLAN offers “affordable” to all

Who don’t spend MILLIONS on FEASTS gorged on winter summer fall

And spring? That “other thing” MY NEW MEAL PLAN will reinstate

Is a dollop of KETCHUP as the “fourth” thing on your plate!!!

15 January 2026

The Secretary Of Agriculture Just Shared An Unhinged “Fugal” Dinner Idea For Americans, and Everybody Is Like “WTF”? https://flip.it/47taid

A Piece Of What!? Critics Mock Trump Officials Truly “Dystopian” New Meal Plan. https://flip.it/FbNAC9

Just Wins

“Foreign Policy” is just like REAL ESTATE to ME!

Making DEALS for OWNERSHIP remains MY “cup of tea”

Having spent “decades” stiffing subcontractors with bounced checks

Before becoming PRESIDENT “legalities” don’t vex

ME at all once I decide on “property” I’ll take

To “develop” once a DEAL gains ME OWNERSHIP stake!!!

How I’d always gained OWNERSHIP of places I desired

Before I became PRESIDENT meant making DEALS inspired

By MY “obsessive” requirement there always MUST be

One WINNER and one LOSER and that WINNER MUST BE ME!

As PREZ that same requirement I “obsessively” show

With MY COMMAND of BOMBERS ensuring JUST WINS I’ll know!!!

EVERY “nation” in MY ‘Western Hemisphere” I plan

To “offer” a DEAL to make MY EMPIRE expand

And ALL those DEALS will go MY way, their WINNER I will be

In EVERY CASE because BOMBS now provide MY guarantee

Each DEAL I offer shithole “nations” will carry MY THREAT

I’ll REDUCE THEM TO RUBBLE to make sure MY WIN I get!!!

14 January 2026

Trump’s Obsession With Real Estate Is Fueling Ruinous Foreign Policy. https://flip.it/AJDnEo

At Exponential Pace

The WHOLE WORLD LOVES AMERICA no matter what’s been said
By Jimmy LOSER Kimmel (who I DON’T (wink nod) WANT DEAD!)
Because the MESS Joe Biden left behind I’m FIXING FAST
By DEPORTING VERMIN who on MY shores had amassed
To POLLUTE fine people’s BLOOD that I am getting to
Flow CLEAN again by removing NON-WHITE cells from “true blue”!!!

AMERICA is once again the ENVY OF THE WORLD

Because throughout MY “Hemisphere” it’s flag I have unfurled

Already down in “Venezuela”, soon up in “Greenland”

With “Cuba” after that after which I’ll ATTACK “Iran”

And “Mexico” unless those shitholes BOW TO ME and come

Into MY EMPIRE where their addition has begun!!!

Jimmy LOSER Kimmel (wink nod) “knows” not of which he

Speaks when he says MY Country’s “as hated as can be”

Throughout the ENTIRE WORLD SO MANY have told ME

Their RESPECT for AMERICA grows “exponentially”

Every time MY EMPIRE adds one more shithole place

By the “easy” or “hard” way both at “exponential” pace!!!

13 January 2026

Jimmy Kimmel spends two minutes breaking down exactly how much the world hates America. https://flip.it/nPuKaU

All The Stops

With the “Mid Terms” approaching I have very little time

Remaining to ensure Demoncrats won’t to WINS incline!

In fact the time remaining is so perilously short

I’d better pull out ALL the “stops” to “Mid Term” votes distort

So support to MY MAGA Toads MY Toady DOJ

I ORDER to INVESTIGATE Powell to shorten his stay!!!

I could care less about “poor folks” they say I “represent”!

I care MORE about LOW “rates” that “inflation” will foment

Because the ONE MOST THING ALONE for which I the MOST “care”

Is making sure I ALWAYS get MUCH MORE than MY “fair share”

So why should I care about “inflation” I’d like to know

When I CONTROL a “printing press” that can make DOLLARS flow???

I grew sick of DEMANDING that Powell LOWER “rates” for ME

To cause “inflation” “justifying” setting MY “press” free

To print A TON MORE CASH than EVER’s been “printed” before

To “fight inflation” (so I’ll claim ‘though RICH “friends” KNOW THE SCORE

Which is to keep MOST of those TONS of CASH flowing to ME

With some to them and what’s left to retain “majority”!!!)

12 January 2025

DOJ probe into Fed chair Powell is “Maduro” warning from Trump, analyst says. https://flip.it/exfYBx

Winks And Nods

Of Course it was only a “joke”! Of Course I didn’t mean
I intend to CANCEL the Midterm Election scene!
What a silly thing to “think” that would be something I
Intend to do to make sure all MY House TOADS will get by
Without a “bloodbath” the next time they must again pretend
They and I are BEYOND ALL DOUBT the “working class” FRIEND!!!

It was just something in MY eye that made ME seem to “wink”

At MY House TOADS when I said I would NOT the Midterms SINK

And I did so NOT follow up MY NON-wink with a “nod”

I simply “nodded off” before to MY speech back did plod

So the “idea” I “again floated” Midterm CANCELLATION

Was obviously NOT something (wink nod) in MY equation!!!

MY TREMENDOUS “policies” have fully turned the tide

Back from the MESS Joe Biden left in which we did reside

Before MY SECOND LANDSLIDE VICTORY returned ME to

The POWER FAKE VOTES DENIED ME during FIRST TERM PART TWO!

Those “policies” ensure MY House TOADS they’ll too LANDSLIDES see

In their Midterms so there’s NO NEED for “winks” and “nods” from ME!!!

11 January 2026

Trump Again Floats Idea Of Cancelling Midterm Elections. https://flip.it/ixZ4U7

The Easy Or The Hard

The “easy” way or the “hard” way are the two “choices” that
I’m “offering” Greenland to make them decide where they’re at

When it comes to leaving “European” ties behind
And becoming the NEXT “country” to which I am inclined

To “incorporate” in MY PLAN for MY “Hemisphere”
To be the one ALL OTHER “Hemispheres” will come to FEAR!!!

The “easy” way is for Greenland to with ME MAKE A DEAL

In which I WILL COME OUT AHEAD because…Come On…Get Real!

“The Art Of The Deal” “book” I “wrote” has long established ME

As the GREATEST DEALMAKER the World WILL EVER SEE

So whatever I “offer” Greenland will give them NO “choice”

But to ACCEPT WITHOUT COMPLAINT and in their “choice” REJOICE!!!

The “hard way” will be for MY BOMBERS to REDUCE TO RUBBLE

ALL “igloos” “Greenlanders” live in to PUNISH them for “trouble”

They will be causing ME if they REFUSE to take MY DEAL

No matter how “advantageous” it is to ME they “feel”

(The “trouble” with shithole INVASIONS “militarily”

Is that they USE TAX DOLLARS better used to ENRICH ME!!!)

So which way will it be, Greenland, the “easy” or the “hard”

Way to whatever “independence” you have now discard

To become the NEXT “country” MY “Western Hemisphere”

Absorbs to in ALL OTHER “Hemispheres” strike ABJECT FEAR

That they too will “eventually” be “offered” the same two

Ways to join MY HEMISPHERE I’m “offering” to you???

10 January 2026

Trump says the U.S. will take Greenland “The easy way or the hard way”. https://flip.it/o6Ouwc

Deflect All Blame

That “woman” who MY ICE Goon took down was AS WHITE AS ME
If not EVEN WHITER for she wasn’t “orangey”

And her ex-husband is WHITE and her six-year-old’s WHITE too
Which makes it HARDER to CONvince MAGAS her DEATH was due
To having been an EVIL TERRORIST “domestically”
So HARDER to claim MY Goon acted “justifiably”!!!

“Photo cameras” filmed his shots which makes it HARDER still

To claim SHE THREATENED him before those “three” shots bagged his KILL

So claims about the way she had made her LETHAL CAR TURN

TOWARDS HIM “internet videos” tend to overturn!

What the Hell do I do now to DISMISS “Photo Proof”

To find some way to from this “killing” HOLD MYSELF ALOOF???

HEY!…Why not simply do the same thing I have ALWAYS done

And BLAME OTHERS whenever MY “lies” can’t get things undone?

Noem and Vance are couching the “excuses” MY admin

Is pushing to stop CRITICISM landing on MY chin

So I’ll just let them continue to front and center be

In the cross-hairs of CRITICS to DEFLECT ALL BLAME FROM ME!!!

9 January 2026

“Kristi Noem’s An Idiot”: Congressman Shreds DHS Secretary Who “Didn’t Even Realize That There Was Gonna Be Videos of ICE Killing”. https://flip.it/5JTNi7

Minneapolis ICE shooting follow up: Vance says agent who killed woman may be “sensitive” after he was injured in June incident. https://flip.it/gq.6Qf

It Sure Looks Like The Trump Administration Is Trying To Cover Up A Killing. https://flip.it/qJ792x

Shocking Pink

Forget about MY ICE Goons blowing that “woman” away!

She was a LESBIAN DOMESTIC TERRORIST, OK?

Forget about “Greenland” being the next place I invade

To make that so-called “country” join MY EMPIRE PARADE!

Forget ALL THINGS except those about which I bid you “think”

Of which THE MOST IMPORTANT right now is MY HAIR’S TURNED PINK!!!

Forget about “musicians” who REFUSE to play for ME

In MY TRUMP CENTER on which “Kennedy” you soon won’t see!

It was in MY CENTER that MY PINK HAIR first came to light

During yet one more “speech” from which all “logic” took flight!

MY GOLDEN HAIR crowing MY head most lately I’d allowed

To turn PURE WHITE LIKE ME, NOT PINK with which it’s now endowed!!!

Whether you LOVE ALL THINGS I DO or “think” that THEY ALL STINK

There is NO MORE IMPORTANT THING about which now to “think”

Than about the SHOCKING PINK HAIR “candyflossing” MY HEAD!

When I find out who let it happen THEY WILL BE SO DEAD!

Their EXECUTION will be FULLY JUSTIFIED, OK?,

Because PINK HAIR is NOT the “look” DICTATORS MUST CONVEY!!!

8 January 2026

Professional Stylist Reveals Why Trump’s Hair Has Turned Pink. https://flip.it/yk.Q_Z