The GOP must be planning to form a junk patrol
To inspect junk headed for bathrooms on the Hill and troll
Anyone refusing to drop trou for junk inspection
Of proper genitalia for each bathroom’s selection
Now every GOP member hopes lots of junk they’ll see
As a prurient junk patrol membership selectee.
To inspect junk headed for bathrooms on the Hill and troll
Anyone refusing to drop trou for junk inspection
Of proper genitalia for each bathroom’s selection
Now every GOP member hopes lots of junk they’ll see
As a prurient junk patrol membership selectee.
Matt Gaetz has left the building and although he may return
It probably won’t be before the patrol starts to yearn
To see trans reps and other deviants forced to expose
Their junk to be inspected by old white guys wearing clothes
And though he’s young experience in making women strip
May hold open place for Gaetz in patrol membership.
Joining all GOP men desperate to do the job
Will be some GOP women who also want to lob
Anti-trans insults once incorrect junk’s been revealed
By them as patrol members who’ll demand no junk’s concealed
Thus will junk patrol members of two sexes soon begin
Hanging out at bathrooms checking whose junk’s allowed in.
22 November 2024
Republican introduces anti-transgender bathroom resolution at Capitol after first trans member elected to Congress. https://flip.it/v3DVRV
The GOP consistently uplifts accused sex offenders while claiming trans women are the dangerous ones. https://flip.it/dIPinT
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