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This weekend I’ll spend playing golf in Scotland
MY Turnberry course there I’ve made truly Grand
Its squeaky-clean fairways each boast spotless view
I’ve spared no expense to make the dump look new.

I’ve spent more than three hundred million so far
To make Trump Turnberry MY shining golf star
But at the rate its revenue has been streamin’
It will take two hundred years just to break even.

I don’t like the answers the FAKE NEWS is after
About who bankrolled such a big golf “disaster”
I’m here to relax after critical scrapes
I say were NOT “criticism” despite tapes.

MY revenue streams I’ve hid behind strong walls
Of shell companies nested like Russian dolls
And MY tax returns I will NEVER release
So questions about MY wealth only increase.

Perhaps I should not have come to play golf here
The questions about cash it raises I fear
But I will keep playing MY links by the sea
And trust MY walls hide MY golf link laundry.

14 July 2018