Size Matters

The thing that matters MOST is SIZE, it’s EVERYTHING to ME
At ALL “inaugurations” and at EVERY TRUMP RALLY!!!
That’s why in so-called “Green Bay” today I am so ENRAGED
I expected a MILLION MORE to be here “engaged”
Instead I got LESS than some dumb DEMONcrat “wannabes”
That’s COMPLETELY INTOLERABLE, in NO WAY am I pleased!!!

From MIGHTY hands to GIANT “ego” ALL parts I possess
Are LARGER THAN LIFE in MY brane (it too is ENORMOUS!!!)
SIZE REALLY, REALLY MATTERS (when “inside” you feel SO SMALL
That’s why I “overcompensate” MORE than MOST can recall)
And “crowd size” can be “counted” by those who “numbers” can “add”
And the “count” egg-heads told ME about “Green Bay’s crowd was SAD!!!

Back at MY Great “inauguration” BILLIONS came for ME
But now at EACH new RALLY!!! “lesser” “numbers” do I see!!!
It is a “downward trend”, I’m told, and that’s NOT a “good” thing!!!
EVERYONE in “Wisconsin” I “thought” would MY Praise sing
Instead you cow farmers stayed home, DENYING MY Great “pull”!!!
It MUST NEVER happen again, MY RALLIES!!! MUST BE FULL!!!

Maybe some HIGHER Tariffs WILL make you next time show up
To swell MY “crowd size” when I come again to boast and strut
And cloak MYSELF in GLORY for “accomplishments” GALORE
That ALL KNOW WILL be coming SOON!!! They WILL!!! “FOREVERMORE!!!
As long as MY Base keeps “INCREASING”, at RALLIES!!!, OK???
Forget your cows and SHOW UP NEXT TIME or I’ll MAKE YOU PAY!!!

28 April 2019

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