Not a Coup

It was a COUP!!! An ILLEGAL, ATTEMPTED OVERTHROW!!!
A “SITUATION” that was VERY TERRIBLE, ALL KNOW
MY “election” was TOTALLY “LEGITIMATE”, OK???
Despite 3,000,000 ILLEGAL “Votes” AGAINST ME that day
That’s why this latest COUP attempt so “aggravated” ME
I say that it was TREASONOUS to the UMPTEENTH DEGREE!!!

By “contrast” the fine COUPS I stage are TOTALLY LEGIT
Now “Senate”, “Justice”, AND “Supreme Court” in MY pocket sit
That ONLY leaves the so-called “House” NOT doing what I say
And I ignore them COMPLETELY, on ME they hold NO sway
Furthermore I’ve REJECTED ALL “subpoenas” they’ve sent
Who Cares about dumb “laws” they “cite”??? ALL “laws” I “circumvent”.

The punishment for TREASON is the “DEATH SENTENCE”, I’m told
Or maybe 90 years to life in some Dark Dungeon Cold
WHATEVER it is it’s TOO GOOD for those who would COUP ME
I DEMAND BOILING in MY smooth machine oil they be
The things I do are NOT A COUP!!! COUPs ONLY come from THEM
I want them BOILED NOW before they DARE COUP ME again!!!

27 April 2019

Trump defends claiming there was an attempted 'coup'
https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/25/politics/trump-attempted-coup/